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make dem quick quick round up the fast o jare

so abbey sabi bad tins like this

V3 we no want K-leg bois o

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."

"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What's a 'man,' Lord?" "This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits.

He'll lie, cheat, and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly aroused, but since you've being complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your, ah, physical needs.

He'll be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advise to think properly." "Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.

"What's the catch, Lord?" "Yeah, well, you can have him on one condition." "What's that, Lord?" "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring, So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first, So, just remember, it's our secret, Woman-to-woman!"

you're mistaking my head for dickele's

common open that small door make I enter

abbey no dey see clear clear nowadays

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=290530.msg4563261#msg4563261 date=1253206229]u think say i no dey hear grandma! every time she dey complain abt ya tin?[/quote]see this one

my sweetrat

helep me yab am

where are all the guys dat claim to be ya boifriends

so you don't know a blind man can only predict

an opening under the bra? why did you buy a tokunbo bra

franctony:
the notes will soon be stained by the fuel we buy for our generators since there is no electricity in the country

Ujujoan:
Is that the way to make money now in CBN? Change currency notes?

koolchicco:
Changing of currency notes.Is this our major problem?[quote author=Ajike link=topic=324873.msg4562711#msg4562711 date=1253201587]@ franctony, the notes will soon be stained by the fuel we buy for our generators since there is no electricity in the country

abeg do electricity first jooo, it is not wen u work u go get moni wether polmer or polymer abi wetin dem dey call am self

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WackyJ1:
Gbam! Thats true talk!!!
Will not bringing the new notes bring us electricity. The #20 is more durable, waterproof and pleasant to the eye than the paper notes.
To me the #20 is better than the dry paper notes.
It also reduces the risk of breast cancer for those women who put money in their b**

isiegonwa:
u pple are tallking about 7 point agenda not knowing that it the untouchable.

If only Seun can lure the members of the house of assembly, the representatives, governors and Mr president to Nairaland.

Seun take your advert to the next level pls

what's dat stop pretending

na real wah

which time u become answerer

what can we do to Naija

you nor want show for Kofo abayomi na

I love Naija

abeg upgrade

cheii see confusion

who else can give dat summary if not my CEO

selfish greeting

I like tight ones

what else do you expect from a whizkid how body?

Oh my God! I'm coming

what's that guy talking about farts