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 Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 12:08pm On Sep 25, 2010 |
You spoked badly, Vic.  you making me I hating wrong grammar. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Google :: Why Are? by Ben13(mod): 12:01pm On Sep 25, 2010 |
Google is our friend no matter what. Nice collections. . .  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: :d [b] Rhetorical Questions [/b] :d by Ben13(mod): 11:56am On Sep 25, 2010 |
na real wah |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Alex the drunkard by Ben13(mod): 11:55am On Sep 25, 2010 |
hehe. . .good day for the alli. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Obj, Atiku And Ibb: by Ben13(mod): 11:33am On Sep 25, 2010 |
That was funny . . .lol |
| Nairaland General › Re: At What Age Is Someone No Longer Young? by Ben13: 10:59am On Sep 24, 2010 |
There's absolutely nothing we can do about it, spyker.  Age doesn't count in 9ja, not for anything. |
| Education › Re: Lodge In Your Complaint Here About The Unilag Hostel Accommodation Application by Ben13: 9:57am On Sep 24, 2010 |
Guys, visit the DSA's office at the senate building. There's nothing Nairaland can do for you apart from information. . . and THIS is the information. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 2:17pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
Awarding contenders . . .Chibaby & Efe. Let's voted. |
| Politics › Re: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe! by Ben13: 7:00pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
aisha2: That's nature! It's only human. There must always be a messiah in every situation, that's what you should understand.And for a messiah to come, the people in the predicament must long for one. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Phone Practise by Ben13(mod): 6:29pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
hmm. . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laws That Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Ben13(mod): 6:22pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. |
| Politics › Re: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe! by Ben13: 6:20pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
2buff:Then you aiint in Nigeria. Even the NDLEA asked applicants to pay N2,500 to an account to access the form online. |
| Education › Jamb Admission Status Checker - Error by Ben13(op): 5:11pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
Why is the courses offered in the JAMB Admission status different from the courses offered to some students in the School admission? It's like the original course applied for by students is what they pick, even if the student did a change of course. Has anyone experienced this? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Ben13(mod): 4:34pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
That makes you a confirmed tatafo, Vic Chi, come let me show you |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 4:25pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
I is still not moved.  |
| Education › Re: Unilag Dli by Ben13: 3:57pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
lol this should be in the jokes. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 3:53pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
I is not moved |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Ben13(mod): 3:50pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
Lol. . dani, the muscle-less |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 3:48pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
Efe can spoke good grammar more than you. . .putting more effort, my chi-baby. I know someday you will making us proud. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 3:23pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
Chi, who awarding you? I gotting no idea. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 3:04pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=492003.msg6796466#msg6796466 date=1285102599]^^yous giving Efe award Efe very goodest in ingrish hask Ben - e telling you Efe is helped him wrote govt. letters me was helps Ben shek for gwamatical horrors all d time! [/quote]you was get the award for bestest liar. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mr Cork Is Now A Born Again & Ready For Marry! by Ben13: 10:55am On Sep 22, 2010 |
stupid thread |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 10:48am On Sep 22, 2010 |
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey." the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE." |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Oya Laugh With Blacksta by Ben13(mod): 4:58pm On Sep 21, 2010 |
You should have posted these on the PIX Talk thread instead of opening a fresh thread for three pix. |
| Nairaland General › Re: What Would Nairaland Be Like If Everyone Genuinely Uploaded His Profile Picture by Ben13: 2:58pm On Sep 21, 2010 |
^^ not true. We've got the prettiest of people here. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Ben13(mod): 12:07pm On Sep 20, 2010 |
Dani. . .the recharge card seller. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 6:59pm On Sep 17, 2010 |
talk na |
| Jokes Etc › Re: : Biology Teacher: by Ben13(mod): 9:46am On Sep 16, 2010 |
refined |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Please Lets Say No To Child Abuse by Ben13(mod): 12:12pm On Sep 15, 2010 |
Element G:it shouldn't be in the jokes section. . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 5:21pm On Sep 13, 2010 |
Memorable Speech of Idi Amin Dada After a luncheon hosted by the Queen in London in his honor, the former Ugandan leader Idi Amin Dada had this to say for his vote of thanks. "My majesty Mr. Queen Sir, horrible ministers and members of parliament, invented Guests, ladies under gentlemen. I hereby thank you completely…, Mr. Queen, sir; and also what he has done for me and my fellow Uganda who come with me. We have really eaten very much. And we are fed up completely: And also very thanks to you keenly open up from all windows: so that those plenty climates can come into lunch. But before I go back to my country with a plane from the Entebbe airport of London I wish to invitation you Mr. Queen, to become home to Uganda so that we can also revenge on you . You will eat a full cow: and also feel up your stomach and walk with difficult because of full stomach completely Even when you want to rest at night; I will make sure that you sleep on top of me in the top up stairs of my mansion completely so that you can enjoy all the gravity of fresh air. "But now am sorry because I have to tell you that I have made a short call on you only. But next time I shall make a long call on you to last the whole moon completely. Thank you very much to allow me to UnCloth you completely before these extinguished ladies under gentlemen sir. Lastly but not list, I ask the band to play our international anthem of the republic of Uganda and also the British international anthem, Your majesty sir, I thank you from the bottom of my heart and from the bottoms of all the people of Uganda . With this few words I thank you sir 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Tea Break by Ben13(mod): 5:09pm On Sep 13, 2010 |
^^ Ewu More of the jokes, pls. . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 5:06pm On Sep 13, 2010 |
English is not our mother tongue, but he surely meant well. For some of you who hitherto have read or listened to this important speech, then this is a refresher! Memorable Speech of Idi Amin Dada After a luncheon hosted by the Queen in London in his honor, the former Ugandan leader Idi Amin Dada had this to say for his vote of thanks. "My majesty Mr. Queen Sir, horrible ministers and members of parliament, invented Guests, ladies under gentlemen. I hereby thank you completely…, Mr. Queen, sir; and also what he has done for me and my fellow Uganda who come with me. We have really eaten very much. And we are fed up completely: And also very thanks to you keenly open up from all windows: so that those plenty climates can come into lunch. But before I go back to my country with a plane from the Entebbe airport of London I wish to invitation you Mr. Queen, to become home to Uganda so that we can also revenge on you . You will eat a full cow: and also feel up your stomach and walk with difficult because of full stomach completely Even when you want to rest at night; I will make sure that you sleep on top of me in the top up stairs of my mansion completely so that you can enjoy all the gravity of fresh air. "But now am sorry because I have to tell you that I have made a short call on you only. But next time I shall make a long call on you to last the whole moon completely. Thank you very much to allow me to UnCloth you completely before these extinguished ladies under gentlemen sir. Lastly but not list, I ask the band to play our international anthem of the republic of Uganda and also the British international anthem, Your majesty sir, I thank you from the bottom of my heart and from the bottoms of all the people of Uganda . With this few words I thank you sir |
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