Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 11:17am On Jun 11, 2010 |
Wife goes to Woolworths, sees men's underwear on sale. She buys a dozen of the same colour. Goes home and gives hubby.
Hubby protests, " Why buy me same colour? People will think I do not change underwear!! Wife asks,"Which people?" |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 5:40pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
Dani, wey dey fear at the mention of firing squad.  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 5:25pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
dani1luv: Postrate beg me. .I get master key. .I fit unlock your ban  Facebook owner, Mark no even know your fillage.  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by Ben13(mod): 5:20pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
Lysaa, I was peeping you to know how i can insult you. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 5:13pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
luizworld: ok i need one keg of freshpalmwine, two bottles of squady, and paraga_that kind one wey dey make eyes durty well well  Wait make I logout before you commit suicide. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 5:11pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
dani1luv: When na so so mojo you dey find up and down  You don mara. . .I'm innocent of that allegation.  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Laff Matters: Thru Life Story by Ben13(mod): 4:50pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 4:45pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
luizworld: U be clown.raised to power of two 
No worry i go ship 2 correct mkpke com ya side. .but u go settle me fyast oo  Like say you get half galfriend. no babe even dey flash you.  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 4:38pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
dani1luv: and if I do. . . . .I hia say dem ban u 4rm Facebook. .wetin u do em'  Them say I click video wey get virus. I swear those guys dey mad.  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 4:35pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
luizworld: so u don abandon your post for that side abi . nothin do you. enjoy  I started NL in the romance section, I swapped to Celebrity as time went on; I later discovered Jokes and remained there until I got ranked as a moderator.
Now, I need the highest pay NL can reward me, and that's meeting the people I've chatted with, so I came to the Meet-up section. So far, I've met three and they gave me ice-cream.  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Five Minute Management Course Here On Nairaland by Ben13(mod): 4:32pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
Nice collection, poster.  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Laff Matters: Thru Life Story by Ben13(mod): 4:25pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
Can you provide the link to the first thread? |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 4:22pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
No be me you dey see everywhere. This thread alone is my home on NL. . .I don too old to dey waka-about.  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by Ben13(mod): 4:20pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
See as ringworm full back of ya head.  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 4:14pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
Luiz, I no be Tatafo. . .I just dey help organize them. . .  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 4:06pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
Gawd punish ya two left legs.  You must not know that. ewu!  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 3:49pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
luizworld: ^ dani no long thing my test never finish. oya hurry up and award me the title of TOFR( tatafo of the federal replublic of naija)  This title has been with Dani alone for years now, guy no trespass o.  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Ben13(mod): 3:48pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
when we all know say fyn boi na monkey.  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 3:47pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
dani1luv: BEN!!! Answer me. .googles is a male  She is a lady with biriful face and her figure is 8. Pls don't ask her out o. . .  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 3:22pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
googles: leave me alone jor. . . . u deserted me i had to look for you all over the land until i saw your cheating as[i]s[/i] here  Me? I am innocent! Ask Dani, I even told him I was missing you like my Coca-cola.  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 3:09pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
Lol. . .googles, heard a crippled man snatched you from moi.  |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Bunch Of Silly Questions: Nid Answers! by Ben13(mod): 2:56pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
lysaa: why do we say dead ppl are late when they are the ones to leave first? Sometimes, I wonder.  lysaa: And why does adam still eat the forbidden fruit with pleasure and sees nothing wrong with it.  hehe. . . The first Adam caused it. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Naughty Naughty! by Ben13(mod): 2:50pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
Nice one dickele. . .more, pls.  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 2:42pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
xynerise: Why u dey fall Dani yansh hand? You the guy no go better scool. Wetin be that name of e scool sef  Ok, Ota-Akara secondary Secondary scool Oke Oja.  What a school. . .Dani needs to start schooling afresh.  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Bunch Of Silly Questions: Nid Answers! by Ben13(mod): 1:55pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
Please let's stay on topic. |
Career › Re: Highest Paid Professionals And Most Lucrative Profession In Nigeria by Ben13: 1:26pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
Remii: Oil Producing companies, Oil Services Companies, Mobile phone direct Staffs, Banks with foreign ownwers (Citi Bank, Standard Chartered etc) well said  |
Christianity Etc › Re: New Rccg's Tithe Collection Format by Ben13: 12:04pm On Jun 10, 2010 |
In Assemblies of God church, it has been like that.
Besides, things like this should be done to Nigerians to understand the real importance of Tithing, since they can't learn it simply from the Bible that cursed are they if they don't pay it.
The original intention for the format isn't as the poster suggested - to shame others. Nope! It's normal that prayers are done for those who pay it. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Chat With Papine by Ben13(mod): 11:49am On Jun 10, 2010 |
ewu! stop taking alcohol. . .  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Chat With Papine by Ben13(mod): 11:31am On Jun 10, 2010 |
I resemble employee? |
Jokes Etc › Re: Chat With Papine by Ben13(mod): 11:25am On Jun 10, 2010 |
I prefer to dine with dickele. Me I no fit follow papine smoke garri. |