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RomanceRe: Fact: Dont Trust Your Galfriend. by Ben13: 1:08pm On Jun 14, 2010
Maybe someone else logged in with this user's id. shocked
RomanceRe: Is It A Crime Not To Have A Gf by Ben13: 11:24am On Jun 14, 2010
It's no crime to be without a girl friend o
RomanceRe: Help, Lost G-string! Ladies Only by Ben13: 11:18am On Jun 14, 2010
I hate Liars. cheesy
Poster, that's the wage of his sin. tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 10:28am On Jun 14, 2010
IN - HOUSE MEMO

TO: MY DARLING & SWEETHEART

FROM: YOURS FOREVER

SUBJECT: FIFA WORLD CUP 2010 – HOLDING BETWEEN JUNE 11 AND JULY 11 2010

DATE: June 3, 2010

Sweetheart, you know that there is nobody like you! My love for you is as solid as Mount Everest . You also know that I love football – abihuh

World Cup 2010 will start on June 11 and it’s very important that I send this memo in advance as notice that things may have to change

during this period. FIFA has already endorsed the memo. Please endeavour to read the sports section of all your favorite

newspapers so that you are adequately aware of the goings on regarding the World of Soccer. This will enable us have fruitful conversations

during the period and prevent any complaints of inadequate attention noting that conversations will be mainly about the "mundial"


During the World Cup, the TV becomes mine – every time I am at home. Please act as if the African Magic Channels do not exist during this period.


Please avoid passing in front of the TV during games. When matches are on, I may be blind, deaf and mute unless I require a

refill of my drink or need something to eat!


Please, please and please!! If you see me upset during or after any match DO NOT say "it’s only a game" because it is not. It is more than a game!


Feel free to sit with me to watch the games but reserve all discussions for half time and only when the advertisements /commercials are on.

Please note that action replays are as important as the main thing!

Finally please advise your friends and in fact our families NOT to arrange any gatherings that require my attendance as I WILL NOT GO O!!!!!!

Thank you my darling for your cooperation and understanding.


I know you love me too!!!!!!


Your one and only sweetheart - It is a goal!!!

Let us pray that the women will abide by the foregoing!
PoliticsRe: Fashola Commissions 103 New Ultra Modern Classrooms (pictures) by Ben13: 10:24am On Jun 14, 2010
Commissioning is not the problem, but Maintenance. grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 10:02am On Jun 14, 2010
Hmm. . . thread gradually becoming a war centre. undecided
RomanceRe: Stay Or Let Go, What Will You Do ? by Ben13: 9:52am On Jun 14, 2010
You'll take as destiny, poster. wink

Moved.
Jokes EtcRe: Bra Size by Ben13(mod): 7:07pm On Jun 11, 2010
Kunbee:
I love fried egg
really? wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Guy Looking For Cool Females As Friends by Ben13: 6:48pm On Jun 11, 2010
hehehe. . . you want buy wahala? tongue
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Relationship by Ben13: 6:28pm On Jun 11, 2010
hehe. . .Dyt, the guy no get shi shi! cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Guy Looking For Cool Females As Friends by Ben13: 6:25pm On Jun 11, 2010
Dyt can fit in, poster. cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If You Graduated From Sari-iganmu Sec. School Orile Lets Meet Here by Ben13: 5:32pm On Jun 11, 2010
hehehe. . .na xynerise school be that. grin
Infact the reason for the thread is to let name continue. . .
cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If You Graduated From Sari-iganmu Sec. School Orile Lets Meet Here by Ben13: 5:02pm On Jun 11, 2010
Pat don grow beards for secondary school. grin
No thanks to that wicked tisha dat has been repeating her.
tongue
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If You Graduated From Sari-iganmu Sec. School Orile Lets Meet Here by Ben13: 4:31pm On Jun 11, 2010
Na the teacher you dey yab be that. cheesy
which teacher would make that kind of result? Lol. . only in Sari-Iganmu high school. grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 4:24pm On Jun 11, 2010
Liar! You dey talk opposite. grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Matured Man In Need Of A Matured Lady by Ben13: 3:08pm On Jun 11, 2010
Goodluck! wink
RomanceRe: He Gave Her 200k And Disappeared by Ben13: 2:40pm On Jun 11, 2010
ojesymsym:
I have a conviction that the girl in question must have nagged him so much for money that he got frustrated and decided to give her what she valued most and then leave her alone to find someone better.
. . .Maybe true. cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Most Beautiful Thing On Earth? by Ben13: 2:33pm On Jun 11, 2010
Mothers. wink
RomanceRe: How Do You Encourage A Shy Guy? by Ben13: 2:31pm On Jun 11, 2010
Pls don't tell him you have any feelings o. The first night after his traditional wedding with another lady, go to his house and whisper it to his ears.
SportsRe: FIFA World Cup South Africa 2010 - Reporting From South Africa by Ben13: 12:25pm On Jun 11, 2010
I wanna watch the opening ceremony online, what's the site for that, pls?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If You Graduated From Sari-iganmu Sec. School Orile Lets Meet Here by Ben13: 12:05pm On Jun 11, 2010
Dani knows I graduated from one of the UNIs in the states. grin
What other secrets are you talking about? cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Face Me I Face U by Ben13(mod): 11:59am On Jun 11, 2010
You suppose know say na die dey wait for the two both of them when them return. cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Face Me I Face U by Ben13(mod): 11:19am On Jun 11, 2010
Where una Landlord put head since yesterday. NEPA bill dey expire tomorrow o.

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