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 Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 9:42am On Jun 10, 2010 |
Dani na the best olodo I ever met  Orange fruit is different from orange colour, ewu!  You no dey see road? One needs to lecture you on colours cos ya colour blindness never heal. Luiz, come to the jokes section and complete your registration. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Chat With Papine by Ben13(mod): 9:14am On Jun 10, 2010 |
Where is papine? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Facebook Community by Ben13: 5:19pm On Jun 09, 2010 |
Lol. . .pat the liar.  |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 5:14pm On Jun 09, 2010 |
ewu! where you carry this WAEC past question come from? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Bunch Of Silly Questions: Nid Answers! by Ben13(mod): 4:29pm On Jun 09, 2010 |
that's not fair. . .  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by Ben13(mod): 3:06pm On Jun 09, 2010 |
opponent's offline. stand for him. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Facebook Community by Ben13: 11:07am On Jun 09, 2010 |
Your thread is not an abomination. What's your own name? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 10:57am On Jun 09, 2010 |
luizworld:A good tatafo must be with many ears cos to gossip needs that important apparatus. Hot threads on Jokes: with nich, with marcelino, with Dyt, with Ben Updates weekly. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Bunch Of Silly Questions: Nid Answers! by Ben13(mod): 10:33am On Jun 09, 2010 |
hehehe. . .nice ones. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Har Harrrr by Ben13(mod): 9:19am On Jun 09, 2010 |
A magazine with pictures of naked men? The gay has no galfriend jor. |
| Education › Re: I, Scooby1 And Liliana080 Aka Dr Ademola Were Scammers. by Ben13: 7:42pm On Jun 08, 2010 |
What a thread. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 7:39pm On Jun 08, 2010 |
PATIENT; doctor my leg hurts in two places! DOCTOR: then, stop going to the two places! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 7:38pm On Jun 08, 2010 |
There's this newly wed couple about to spend their first night together,as they were undressing, the following conversation ensued: What happened to your feet?" his wife asked. I had a childhood disease called tolio. Don't you mean polio? No, tolio, it only affects the toes. He then removed his pants and revealed an awful looking pair of knees. What happened to your knees? she asked. Well, I also had kneesles. Don't you mean measles? No, kneesles, it only affects the knees. When he removed his shorts his wife gasped and said, "Don't tell me, you also had smallcox. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 7:05pm On Jun 08, 2010 |
A man is dying of Cancer. His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?" He Answered: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom!" |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 7:04pm On Jun 08, 2010 |
A fellow was invited to the home of some old friends for dinner. His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, My love, etc. The guest was impressed since the couple had been married almost 70 years, and while the wife was off in the kitchen he said to his friend, "I think it's wonderful that after all the years you've been married, you still call your wife those lovely names. The old guy hung his head. "To tell you the truth, I forgot her name about ten years ago. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 6:47pm On Jun 08, 2010 |
One day a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leave her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning. Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you well?", they ask. It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let me fart. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 6:44pm On Jun 08, 2010 |
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, andafter eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly." The other man said, "What's the name of the restaurant? The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What's the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know . . . the one that's red and has thorns. Do you mean a rose? Yes," the man said. He turned toward the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Courious Driver by Ben13(mod): 6:36pm On Jun 08, 2010 |
This joke is already posted by another joker. . . Catch the fun here https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-459293.0.html |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Face Me I Face U by Ben13(mod): 6:09pm On Jun 08, 2010 |
Pharoh, facilities? You never ready to move. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 5:45pm On Jun 08, 2010 |
Test question No. 1. How many ears you get? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Face Me I Face U by Ben13(mod): 5:16pm On Jun 08, 2010 |
Oga Landlord, guru afternoon. Pharoh, room space don dey? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Meet Krazy People Here by Ben13: 7:09pm On Jun 07, 2010 |
dani1luv:I trust. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 7:08pm On Jun 07, 2010 |
Dani, no disgrace studio na. . Na only Dagrin profile him know o |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Face Me I Face U by Ben13(mod): 6:57pm On Jun 07, 2010 |
Wicked Landlord and heartless Landlady  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Face Me I Face U by Ben13(mod): 5:07pm On Jun 07, 2010 |
Landlord nearly pack the guy load throw-away! Na Baba Tunde and co. beg 4 the poor rat. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Just For Laughs! by Ben13(mod): 5:04pm On Jun 07, 2010 |
PLEASE, IGWE OPEN A THREAD ON THE MEET-UP SECTION AND DISCUSS LOVE MATTERS. THIS THREAD IS BEING DERAILED. |
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