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Jokes EtcRe: Chat With Papine by Ben13(mod): 3:19pm On May 28, 2010
cbase:
Rest In Peace grin
U bad cheesy
SportsRe: World Cup South Africa 2010! by Ben13: 3:02pm On May 28, 2010
Lol. . .I thought NL is sponsoring some good peeps to South Africa to cover the world Cup. shocked grin
I nearly shout Halleluyah! grin
Jokes EtcRe: Tell The Moderators Your Mind : Lay Your Complaints Here by Ben13(mod): 11:07am On May 27, 2010
It's a very nice thread, Dyt. Tell your visitors to stop posting offtopics and let's enjoy the thread.

We want to totally eradicate offtopic chats in this section.

Your thread will be opened soon, after cleaning. But must not go offtopic again. Only features seen in the face-me-I-face-you thing should be discussed. All Jokers should chat only on the chat thread.

Thanks.
Jokes EtcRe: Male Bashing by Ben13(mod): 10:55am On May 27, 2010
obojo:
One day God was talking to Adam and he said "Adam you look lonely, I know I'll give you a partner but it will cost you an arm and a leg."

Adam said " what can I get for a rib?"

The rest is history.
You want turn am to fight? cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 5:33pm On May 26, 2010
Ogaga4Luv:
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oh. . . . shocked shocked --- you don forget say you still get / )- LEGS abi . Cheii. . . .i laugh loud. grin grin
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I get better legs jor. . . tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Bra Size by Ben13(mod): 4:25pm On May 26, 2010
wizzywisdo:
wat the size of a fri egghuh
Only a pair of flat nipples, I guess. cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Jo Ooooooooo! by Ben13(mod): 4:13pm On May 26, 2010
I no fit hawk gala inside airplane o grin
Pharoh fit sha. . .
Jokes EtcRe: Bra Size by Ben13(mod): 4:02pm On May 26, 2010
You know what I mean, dickele. Bosoms that you won't be begging to look attractive  kiss
The guy in the super market no dey shame, I swear. grin
Jokes EtcRe: Bra Size by Ben13(mod): 3:46pm On May 26, 2010
Hector, must you turn all threads into a chat thread. If you can't stay on topic here, you can try other sections on NL, pls.

D1KeleVra:
lmao @ Topic grin
ehm but Ben. . . na man chest u like? why u no wan make the bosoms nia u? huh
Any pair of bosoms that is as small as eggs, not to talk of fried eggs, can't be admired be moi, pls. cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Face Me I Face U by Ben13(mod): 2:53pm On May 26, 2010
Please stay on topic.
Jokes EtcRe: Check The Most Annoying Website In The World! by Ben13(mod): 1:16pm On May 26, 2010
Loving it. cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Tell The Moderators Your Mind : Lay Your Complaints Here by Ben13(mod): 10:31am On May 26, 2010
Please chat on the chat thread before you start looking for your posts.
Jokes EtcRe: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by Ben13(mod): 9:58am On May 26, 2010
mumu cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by Ben13(mod): 6:11pm On May 25, 2010
hectorswag:
hmmmmmm. . . . nobody commenting again? undecided
Everybody dey fear dis thread, make den no go step on toes wey big pass dem grin grin
Buh, me na go nowhere!!! cool cool cool You don't wanna test ma gangster wink lol
ewu! lol
Jokes EtcRe: Face Me I Face U by Ben13(mod): 6:08pm On May 25, 2010
Them never pack this shait? angry
All these yeye shilren from useless mamas. Tseeew!
Gawd punish those wey dey give us bad air for here.
Jokes EtcRe: Male Bashing by Ben13(mod): 3:46pm On May 25, 2010
Hmm. . .i no go talk anything.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 3:18pm On May 25, 2010
see ya K-legs. grin
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Trading Centre [Usernames For Sale!] by Ben13(mod): 2:57pm On May 25, 2010
Pharoh:
Make i go check my account balance ooo, he be like say better product one enter market. grin
Thief! you no dey get satisfaction? grin
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 11:52am On May 25, 2010
Life is good.

Jokes EtcRe: Face Me I Face U by Ben13(mod): 11:39am On May 25, 2010
Dyt:
dat wz wat i wanted 2 tell him baba shukudi
I love that real illiterate yoruba woman accent. Dyt must be one. grin
Jokes EtcRe: Face Me I Face U by Ben13(mod): 11:21am On May 25, 2010
That bathroom and toliet must be washed thoroughly for three times this morning 'cos dickele and co-tenants have made the small rooms a big mess. cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Face Me I Face U by Ben13(mod): 11:16am On May 25, 2010
Dyt:
good mornin baba silifa
na baba silifa turn to wash bathroom? grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 11:13am On May 25, 2010
I fear you pass tse-tse fly cheesy

Dani oloriburuku, where the breakfast I sent you? tongue
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 10:29am On May 25, 2010
I heard that long ago. . .but didn't believe. cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Sugar Mummy: by Ben13: 10:27am On May 25, 2010
[quote author=Ge-Money link=topic=451103.msg6089417#msg6089417 date=1274763199]Okay. . . i get plenty sugar mummy 4u. . . but first you go deposite your mama as other people fit dey interested.[/quote]nice idea. . . cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Tell The Moderators Your Mind : Lay Your Complaints Here by Ben13(mod): 10:11am On May 25, 2010
Hectorswag, some valuable posts were missing in the whole NL threads after Nairaland as a site suffered from a server attack cheesy
Even the thread I opened then is lost.

See the comment made by the admin:

Seun:
All posts since the the 9th of this month are gone. 3 days of posts.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Do You Need A Mate? by Ben13: 10:05am On May 25, 2010
hehe. . .daydreaming? wink
Jokes EtcRe: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by Ben13(mod): 9:54am On May 25, 2010
tanimz:
I hear say Ben dey live for the same face-me-I-face-you with Dyt.  grin grin grin
Kolo cheesy

Dickele, post more jokes as this thread goes on and fun should be made out of the jokes only.
Only the chat thread at the top of this section is dedicated to chats and offtopic posts. If this is not adhered to, thread will be locked.

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