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 Jokes Etc › Re: Why I Slept With My Mother by Ben13(mod): 5:04pm On Apr 01, 2010 |
See thread.  |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Who is Abbey_City? ? by Ben13: 5:01pm On Apr 01, 2010 |
See how Chykason dey deceive himself. . . .hunger no good o. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by Ben13: 4:59pm On Apr 01, 2010 |
I Can't help laffing whenever I see the result of the POLL on this thread.  |
| Culture › Re: Lagos Carnival What Do You Feel About It by Ben13: 9:51am On Apr 01, 2010 |
We'll see what it'll look like. . . .I ll be there. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Ben13(mod): 9:47am On Apr 01, 2010 |
That babe wey get wicked k legs |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by Ben13(mod): 9:44am On Apr 01, 2010 |
Dickele still dey sneeze like winchard? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: April Fool!!! by Ben13(mod): 9:12am On Apr 01, 2010 |
hehehe. . . .april fools~!  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Tell The Moderators Your Mind : Lay Your Complaints Here by Ben13(mod): 4:24pm On Mar 31, 2010 |
Let me check it out. Thanks Gidson. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 1:53pm On Mar 31, 2010 |
To surprise her husband, a company executive’s wife decided to stop by her husband's office. On entering the office, she saw the females secretary sitting on her husband’s laps. In order to defend himself the husband said “budget cut or no budget cut management must do something. I and my secretary cannot be sharing this office with just a single seat. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 1:52pm On Mar 31, 2010 |
A Radio Station, 96 FM, was running a competition to find contestants who could come up with words that were not found in any English Dictionary, yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Protea hotel Abuja for a week. DJ Creep, had many callers; the following two standing out: DJ: "96FM, what's your name? Caller: "Hi, me name's Kranky. DJ: "Kranky, what is your word? Caller: "Goan, spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an'. DJ: "We are just checking that out(pause) and you are correct, Kranky, 'goan' is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Arizona, is: What sentence can you use that word in that would make logical sense? Caller: "Goan bleep yourself!" At this point, the DJ cut the caller short and announced that there is no place for that sort of language on a family show. After many more unsuccessful calls, the DJ took the following caller: DJ: "96FM, what's your name? Caller: "Hi, me name's Jinx." DJ: "Jinx, what is your word? Caller: "Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee'. DJ: "We are checking that out (pause) and you are correct! Jinx. 'Smee' is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Arizona is: What sentence can you use that word in that would make logical sense? Caller: "Smee again! Goan bleep yourself! |
| Education › Re: Why Do Nigerian Students Fail Jamb Exams? by Ben13: 9:10am On Mar 31, 2010 |
[quote author=Black_Revo link=topic=420978.msg5798264#msg5798264 date=1269971594]Secondary school student and those preparing for JAMB do not have to work since their parents are catering for them at the moment.[/quote]Every one ain't opportuned to have parents who carter for them like you, sweetheart. You need to travel round Naija and see what I'm talking about. . .the will is there to pass the exams but the time for preparation is TINY. agabaI23:Lol, I just added that for fun. I actually meant other works too. . .students work to help their parents, and have little time to prepare for the exams. Besides, the markers of this exam are not to be trusted~! |
| Education › Re: Why Do Nigerian Students Fail Jamb Exams? by Ben13: 5:29pm On Mar 30, 2010 |
JAMB Too Hard jor. . . Students find it difficult in this country to work and school. If the country isn't this difficult, students would face their book and not to facebook to earn money from magas. Get the country in a good shape and every candidate will pass JAMB. |
| Romance › Re: Am A Seeker And My Confessor Dont Want To Confess Me! by Ben13: 4:43pm On Mar 29, 2010 |
funny topic  |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need A Date In Nairaland. by Ben13: 11:57am On Mar 29, 2010 |
Go look mirror. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 11:53am On Mar 29, 2010 |
mykali:lol mykolo, welcome home. . .hope ya car is back alive. Pat, you no miss moi jor. . . |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 11:51am On Mar 29, 2010 |
hehehe. . .xyne, check back at the nyte club where you slept last nite. |
| Nairaland General › Re: 50 Men and Women That Moved Nairaland: 2005-2010 by Ben13: 11:00am On Mar 29, 2010 |
ariblaze:It is widely believed on Nairaland that The Politics and Romance section are two 'wonderful places'. . .anyone who doesn't post or contribute on the romance section can't be popular. the previous official NL awards last time, I saw a post which reads " Since PlatinumK is the winner in the romance section, she deserves to be BEST POSTER on NL". Imagine that. great dudes from other sections that makes great contributions in this forum, are always overlooked. Jarus, youe list is good but You alone can't just decide this. . . .cos you don't visit all sections. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: What Happened To Gabby? by Ben13: 12:08pm On Mar 27, 2010 |
Gabry, Let's go to church together. I'll handle the keyboard. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Buy One Get One Free by Ben13(mod): 12:02pm On Mar 27, 2010 |
Offtopic posts and chats should be on the chat thread. |
| Romance › Re: Would U Give Up Ur Dreams Or Ambition 4 Luv? by Ben13: 11:59am On Mar 27, 2010 |
Hey, Gabry. . .you would give up ya dream cos of Love for a short man? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Heavens Ugliest Women by Ben13(mod): 11:57am On Mar 27, 2010 |
hehehe. . . |
| Romance › Re: What Have I Done? by Ben13: 6:26pm On Mar 25, 2010 |
It's unbearable, poster. Call the Lagos state security. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 5:49pm On Mar 25, 2010 |
hehehe. . . if one is serious on NL, one gets angry everyday. patwhizkid:Pat, mi loff |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: What Happened To Gabby? by Ben13: 5:41pm On Mar 25, 2010 |
My Gabby is preparing to go back to high school. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hey All Nairalanders by Ben13: 5:32pm On Mar 25, 2010 |
Studio wants a piece of you. . .so i got you guys to the right section. |
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