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 Jokes Etc › Re: Bad Advicers: by Ben13(mod): 1:36pm On Apr 06, 2010 |
Replies have gone totally offtopic. Please, use the chat thread for chatting. _~Thread Locked~! |
| Politics › Re: Police Are Arresting People Wearing A Fashion Brand Inscribed "police" T-shirt by Ben13: 1:24pm On Apr 06, 2010 |
I've Always Known The Nigeria Police To be The Problem Of This Country. Many Are Illiterates And Are Low In Thinking. Police Being A Brand Name Isn't Impersonation. Tseeew~! |
| Politics › Re: What Would Encourage You To Return To Nigeria? by Ben13: 1:18pm On Apr 06, 2010 |
If I were to be abroad, a good POLICE that knows their job will do. |
| Politics › Re: Breaking News- Yaradua Met Christian Leaders On Monday by Ben13: 1:11pm On Apr 06, 2010 |
To moi, this guy is long dead. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by Ben13: 12:01pm On Apr 06, 2010 |
. . . because you've not dropped your number, candy.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by Ben13(mod): 11:57am On Apr 06, 2010 |
Cow~!  |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 11:44am On Apr 06, 2010 |
Abbey, who steal ya system? mixed you~ xynerise:I won' be surprised when you misplace your thing |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Love Miss Road by Ben13(mod): 9:57am On Apr 06, 2010 |
Replies have gone completely offtopic. Please, use the chat thread for chatting. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by Ben13(mod): 9:25am On Apr 06, 2010 |
The blackboi like playing with his keyboard too. . .  |
| Politics › Re: Ribadu Has Accepted Jonathan's Offer by Ben13: 3:36pm On Apr 05, 2010 |
Ribadu again? been think say the guy dey on the run.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 3:25pm On Apr 05, 2010 |
The preacher rose with a red face. Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K. K.K. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family! No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you not have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood. Remember, you will be forgiven and in our heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression! Again all was quiet. Slowly a "drop dead" gorgeous blond with a gorgeous body rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke. "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Klu Klux Klan. I told a couple of friends you were a wizard under the sheets. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Buy One Get One Free by Ben13(mod): 3:06pm On Apr 05, 2010 |
Thread has gone totally offtopic. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by Ben13(mod): 3:05pm On Apr 05, 2010 |
See another COW~! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Tournament by Ben13(mod): 2:25pm On Apr 05, 2010 |
Lol at the championship game. . . keep 'em coming, godmother. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Ben13(mod): 1:34pm On Apr 05, 2010 |
Studio you've been watching at dogs. . . |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Do U Have Prob In Your Relationship? Then Chect It Out by Ben13: 10:58am On Apr 05, 2010 |
Problems 'heals' naturally. . . |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need A Date In Nairaland. by Ben13: 10:30am On Apr 05, 2010 |
ewu |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Love Miss Road by Ben13(mod): 10:28am On Apr 05, 2010 |
Nice Joke. . . . Pls use the chat thread for offtopic posts. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by Ben13: 10:25am On Apr 05, 2010 |
Switched off |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 10:11am On Apr 05, 2010 |
There was a feud between the Pastor and the Choir Director of The Hicksville Southern Baptist Church. It seems the first hint of Trouble came when the Pastor preached on "dedicating yourselves to service" and the Choir Director chose to sing: "I Shall Not Be Moved." Trying to believe it was a coincidence; the Pastor put the incident behind him. The next Sunday he preached on "giving". Afterwards, The choir squirmed as the director led them in the hymn: "Jesus Paid It All." By this time, the Pastor was losing his temper. Sunday morning attendance swelled as the tension between the two built. A large crowd showed up the next week to hear his sermon on "the sin of gossiping". Would you believe the Choir Director selected: "I Love To Tell the Story." There was no turning back. The following Sunday the Pastor told the congregation that unless something changed he was considering resignation. The entire church gasped when the Choir Director led them in: "Why Not Tonight." Truthfully, no one was surprised when the Pastor resigned a week later; explaining that Jesus had led him there and Jesus was leading him away. The Choir Director could not resist: "What a Friend We Have in Jesus." |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by Ben13(mod): 9:45am On Apr 05, 2010 |
Them this one go church yesterday? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: New Police Uniform In Nigeria by Ben13(mod): 9:27am On Apr 05, 2010 |
Lol. . .doesn't stop those criminals from stopping and harassing students with Laptops. |
| Forum Games › Re: The Pidgin English Thread by Ben13: 6:48pm On Apr 01, 2010 |
na wa |
| Forum Games › Re: Random Facts About Yourself (part 2) by Ben13: 6:47pm On Apr 01, 2010 |
Me hates noise |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Etb Lays Off Staff by Ben13: 6:45pm On Apr 01, 2010 |
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| Romance › Re: NL Hot couple Exposed! by Ben13: 6:41pm On Apr 01, 2010 |
ZUBBYNWA:[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=423404.msg5812837#msg5812837 date=1270142742][color=deeppink]And the man is ZUBBYNWA! [/color] [/quote]What a couple |
| Forum Games › Re: Let's Make Some Kinda Arguements Here! by Ben13(op): 6:32pm On Apr 01, 2010 |
hehehe. . . .you better beleive 1 Like 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: I Don't Know Why by Ben13: 6:14pm On Apr 01, 2010 |
Lol. . .I also love them on native attires. |
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