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Ogaga, apparently ya line is faulty. candylips:you wanna know how sure I am? ![]() |
Sweetliet, there is a new development on facebook now. Calabar gurls are not allowed to log in or even register. |
Were you the babe with wings? Abbey just complained 'bout you. |
Abbey? ![]() |
Tgirl. . . |
One is prone to hypertension ![]() |
Always a joker. On hia, fb and real life. |
I'll have to write an application letter to start working at the Airport~! ![]() |
Speak inglish, pls. Are you Robert Hooke? ![]() |
[quote author=OYB_MEND link=topic=414128.msg5705456#msg5705456 date=1268759168][size=18pt]NIGERIA IS ONE BIG FAILED EXPERIMENT[/size][/quote][size=18pt]IT'S NOT TRUE~![/size] |
Nigerians always complain. And complainers become victim to the circumstances they complain 'bout. Even when solution is passing their door step, they don't see anything good. The past is what they see. They keep criticisms and blames; all recorded in their memory. The physical positive changes aiint their concern. In as much as you guys are saying the truth, let's stop complaining all the time. |
My username is telling on me on here~! ![]() I tend to be like that cartoon star. I no like. ![]() |
Abbey!!! That was against the rule~ poor deltalife ![]() |
LOl Abbey at my age if I no get fone, na craze na. . . ![]() |
Thank gawd I no mention names. . . ![]() |
na real wah |
A european pilot came to Nigeria and hired two local hunters to help him get some bush meat. He dropped them in the forest in a chartered plane and returned a week later to pick them up. He looked at the 'bush meat' they had shot, there's no way the plane can take all this bush meat, we will have to leave a third of it behind. But we did it last year, the hunters insisted. "The pilot took the two of us and the same amount of bush meat in a plane just like yours." The pilot hesitated but decided to take their word for it. Well, if u did it last year, i suppose we can do it again this year. The plane took off! As it approached a nearby mountain, it could not gain height. It crashed into the side of the mountain. The pilot and the hunters crawled out of the plane, dazed but glad to be alive. I wonder where we are the pilot asked. One of the hunters looked around, Dont worry my friend, i think we are just 15 metres east of where we crashed last year. The pilot faints. ![]() |
A boy and his father visiting USA from a third world country were at a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?". The father responded, "Son I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is!". While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a voluptuous 24-year old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother!". |
Sweetie in our language means A carpenter. |
sleek417:Don't wake up one morning and start up a thread like this o ![]() |
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