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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by Ben13: 10:28am On Mar 17, 2010
Ogaga, apparently ya line is faulty.

candylips:
you sure ben
you wanna know how sure I am? wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Facebook People Let Hookup by Ben13: 10:26am On Mar 17, 2010
Sweetliet, there is a new development on facebook now. Calabar gurls are not allowed to log in or even register.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 10:24am On Mar 17, 2010
Were you the babe with wings? Abbey just complained 'bout you.
RomanceRe: Dating A Married Man? by Ben13: 10:21am On Mar 17, 2010
Abbey? shocked cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If You Could Date Someone From Nairaland by Ben13: 10:19am On Mar 17, 2010
Tgirl. . . kiss
RomanceRe: Effects Of Phone Dating. by Ben13: 9:40am On Mar 17, 2010
One is prone to hypertension cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Does Your Nairaland Personality Match Your Real-life Personality? by Ben13: 9:23am On Mar 17, 2010
Always a joker. On hia, fb and real life.
Jokes EtcRe: Pix Talk by Ben13(mod): 9:10am On Mar 17, 2010
I'll have to write an application letter to start working at the Airport~! cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Funniest Joke So Far by Ben13(mod): 6:28pm On Mar 16, 2010
Speak inglish, pls. Are you Robert Hooke? cheesy
PoliticsRe: Divide Nigeria In Two, Says Muammar Gaddafi by Ben13: 6:22pm On Mar 16, 2010
[quote author=OYB_MEND link=topic=414128.msg5705456#msg5705456 date=1268759168][size=18pt]NIGERIA IS ONE BIG FAILED EXPERIMENT[/size][/quote][size=18pt]IT'S NOT TRUE~![/size]
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is Now Ranked 33rd Biggest Economy Among Nations by Ben13: 5:35pm On Mar 16, 2010
Nigerians always complain.

And complainers become victim to the circumstances they complain 'bout. Even when solution is passing their door step, they don't see anything good. The past is what they see. They keep criticisms and blames; all recorded in their memory. The physical positive changes aiint their concern.

In as much as you guys are saying the truth, let's stop complaining all the time.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Does Your Nairaland Personality Match Your Real-life Personality? by Ben13: 5:13pm On Mar 16, 2010
My username is telling on me on here~! grin

I tend to be like that cartoon star. I no like. embarassed
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Facebook People Let Hookup by Ben13: 5:03pm On Mar 16, 2010
Abbey!!! That was against the rule~ shocked

poor deltalife cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by Ben13: 5:02pm On Mar 16, 2010
LOl Abbey at my age if I no get fone, na craze na. . . cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 4:57pm On Mar 16, 2010
Thank gawd I no mention names. . . wink
Jokes EtcRe: Funniest Joke So Far by Ben13(mod): 11:54am On Mar 16, 2010
na real wah
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 10:55am On Mar 16, 2010
A european pilot came to Nigeria and hired two local hunters to help him get some bush meat. He dropped them in the forest in a chartered plane and returned a week later
to pick them up. He looked at the 'bush meat' they had shot, there's no way the plane can take all this bush meat, we will have to leave a third of it behind.

But we did it last year, the hunters insisted.
"The pilot took the two of us and the same amount of bush meat in a plane just like yours."

The pilot hesitated but decided to take their word for it. Well, if u did it last year, i suppose we can do it again this year.

The plane took off! As it approached a nearby mountain, it could not gain height. It crashed into the side of the mountain. The pilot and the hunters crawled out of the
plane, dazed but glad to be alive. I wonder where we are the pilot asked.

One of the hunters looked around, Dont worry my friend, i think we are just 15 metres east of where we crashed last year.

The pilot faints.
cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 10:51am On Mar 16, 2010
A boy and his father visiting USA from a third world country were at a mall. They
were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver
walls that could move apart and back together again.

The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?". The father responded, "Son I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is!".

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up.

They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a voluptuous 24-year old woman stepped out.

The father said to his son, "Go get your mother!".
Forum GamesRe: Let's Make Some Kinda Arguements Here! by Ben13(op): 10:38am On Mar 16, 2010
Sweetie in our language means A carpenter.
RomanceRe: Silent Girls by Ben13: 10:36am On Mar 16, 2010
sleek417:
thats why ure one of ma FAVs
Don't wake up one morning and start up a thread like this o wink

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