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 Jokes Etc › Re: Prescribe A Good Comedy Series by Ben13(mod): 11:00am On Sep 14, 2011 |
Just saw some Nollywood comedy movies online. . : AGYA KOO IN LONDON (american man) IGBO DUDU BLACK STARS FC 1  TELL THEM (by Osita Iheme)  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes On Medics & Others by Ben13(mod): 10:52am On Sep 14, 2011 |
A man had a bad case of stammering. He went to many doctors over the years, but none of them could help him. Finally one doctor said to him"I believe I found the reason for your stammering". The man asked, "Wha, wha, wha, what is my pro, pro, problem." The doctor replied, "Your penis is very, very large. The weight of your penis is causing a strain on your larynx, and this results in your stammering. The only solution to this is to perform a penis transplant." The man was really tired of his stammering, so he agreed to a transplant. Several days later the doctor called the man up and informed him that they have found a suitable donor.The transplant operation was successfully performed and the man could speak without any stutter. At first he was happy, but after a while he began to miss his large penis, and how the girls used to love it. He finally went back to his doctor and said, "Doctor, I am grateful for the opportunity you have given me to speak without a stammer, but I miss my old penis. Please find the transplant donor and tell him that we have to exchange joysticks back." The doctor shook his head and replied, "That's im, im, im, im, im, imp, impo, impo, impossible." 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: If You Were To Define Love by Ben13: 10:29am On Sep 14, 2011 |
Love this. . . "Love doesn't need a definition, it defines us in the moment we live and give it! If someone can give you a reason to why they love you, they don't love you, they like you. Love is based on emotion not definition." MrPrsdent |
| Jokes Etc › Re: If Boko Haram Declares No Movement N Federal Govt Say Deir's Movement.which? by Ben13(mod): 9:33am On Sep 14, 2011 |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes On Medics & Others by Ben13(mod): 9:23am On Sep 14, 2011 |
"Dear Lord, u took my favorite dancer & singer away(Michael Jackson) U took my favorite rappers,(2pac,Biggie,Dagrin)Now u've taking my favorite actor(Andy Whitfield-SPARTACUS) Dear Lord, I would like 2 let u know dat, (OBJ,IBB,OGD,JONATHAN,BANKOLE,BODE GEORGE, ETC IN PDP) are also my favorite politicians. I hope to hear from u soon Baba God!" via a facebook friend  |
| Education › Re: Unilag Merit Admission List For 2011/2012 Session Is Out by Ben13(op): 5:56pm On Sep 12, 2011 |
Goodluck! Welcome to Akoka in advance. THE FOLLOWING CANDIDATES ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED OF THE OFFER OF PROVISIONAL ADMISSION FOR THE COURSES INDICATED AGAINST THEIR NAMES IN THE 2011/2012 ACADEMIC SESSION http://www.unilag.edu.ng/unilagnet/userfiles/file/arts.htm http://www.unilag.edu.ng/unilagnet/userfiles/file/busadmin.htm http://www.unilag.edu.ng/unilagnet/userfiles/file/education.htm http://www.unilag.edu.ng/unilagnet/userfiles/file/engineering.htm http://www.unilag.edu.ng/unilagnet/userfiles/file/envisc.htm http://www.unilag.edu.ng/unilagnet/userfiles/file/law.htm http://www.unilag.edu.ng/unilagnet/userfiles/file/science.htm http://www.unilag.edu.ng/unilagnet/userfiles/file/socialscience.htm http://www.unilag.edu.ng/unilagnet/userfiles/file/pharmacy.htm http://www.unilag.edu.ng/unilagnet/userfiles/file/medicine.htm Goodluck!!! |
| Education › Unilag Merit Admission List For 2011/2012 Session Is Out by Ben13(op): 5:47pm On Sep 12, 2011 |
Check it out. http://www.unilag.edu.ng/pages.php?id=62&parentid=58 Goodluck! Welcome to Akoka in advance. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes On Medics & Others by Ben13(mod): 5:40pm On Sep 12, 2011 |
Thanks. . . Sylve was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess." "There's no need to," his wife replied. "No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with you, r sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!" "I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work" from Laught it out with Ben-10 |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My Wife by Ben13(mod): 5:35pm On Sep 12, 2011 |
I got the joke too . . Studio has made more enemies than friends. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Happy Bornay Studio Cfr by Ben13(mod): 5:33pm On Sep 12, 2011 |
Happy Birthday studio. . as you dey form to add me on facebook. Have fun!! Thread will be locked after today. Thanks. |
| Education › Re: Anambra State University (ansu) 2011/2012 1st Batch Admision List Is Out. by Ben13: 4:33pm On Sep 12, 2011 |
congrats to those admited. |
| Politics › Re: Okonju Iweala Responds To Wikileaks Scandal by Ben13: 4:32pm On Sep 12, 2011 |
Some people just have some kinda strong faith and trust in this woman. I pray she doesn't break your hearts. |
| Politics › Re: Helen Ukpabio Calls On Buhari To Apologies Over Boko Haram by Ben13: 4:29pm On Sep 12, 2011 |
“ I watched Buhari on television and on radio during the April election threaten that there would be trouble in Nigeria if he did not win. Even when he did not come here and several parts of the country to campaign, he still felt he had what it takes to become president and that threat is manifesting today." If Buhari said this, then let the FG arrest him. This Helen woman. . . OOh Gawd!! I hate religion. Why the comparison between Christianity and Islam. . .Religion is our problem in Nigeria. The Media should stop leading people into temptation.  |
| Romance › Re: Why Are You Single? by Ben13: 4:07pm On Sep 12, 2011 |
Under age!! |
| Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Welcome by Ben13: 9:35am On Sep 12, 2011 |
Good one. . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes On Medics & Others by Ben13(mod): 9:34am On Sep 12, 2011 |
Dad: I learnt ur WAEC result is out. Son: Daddy u remember Chidi wey dey carry first for our whole schl ba? he failed. . Dad: dats terrible,w at happened? Son: U also remember Tosin wey dey tutor me 4 house ba? He failed too. Dad: wats with d poor performance? Son: Daddy I dunno,na so e b oh. Dad: so hw was Ʊr result? Son : haba daddy,if dem fail, wetin u expect, I be wizard? 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Prescribe A Good Comedy Series by Ben13(mod): 9:13am On Sep 12, 2011 |
Seen that one but has some kinda emotional scenes. . Good too. Heard OSUOFIA IN LONDON is now on series on a London Tv |
| Politics › Re: 40000 Mw Electricity In Imo State. by Ben13: 3:25pm On Sep 09, 2011 |
hehe. . a just promoted commissioner of palmwine tappers. |
| Business › Re: Yahoo Fires Its CEO For Lack Of Growth by Ben13: 1:28pm On Sep 09, 2011 |
Yahoo's Burial ceremony in progress. . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Always Hear The End Of A Story by Ben13(mod): 11:11am On Sep 09, 2011 |
hehe. . .a bit funny! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Roflmao At This Picture. by Ben13(mod): 10:49am On Sep 09, 2011 |
hehe. . when Roki was a kid. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Prescribe A Good Comedy Series by Ben13(mod): 11:48am On Sep 08, 2011 |
LOL Saw this award winning: MODERN FAMILY Modern Family is a documentary-style comedy about three branches of the extended Pritchett family: Dad Jay has married a younger woman and is now raising a teenage stepson; his daughter Claire has a husband and three kids of her own; and his gay son Mitchell has just adopted a Vietnamese baby with his partner. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Ben13(mod): 11:22am On Sep 08, 2011 |
Please this thread is for complaints only. You can be banned for posting otherwise. |
| Jokes Etc › Prescribe A Good Comedy Series by Ben13(mod): 11:05am On Sep 08, 2011 |
Hey buddies! Let's broaden the entertainment here. Let's get to the movies. We are all doctors in this thread, Prescription of "Lafter as medicine" is our duty. I am currently seeing A Hollywood comedy - HOUSE OF PAYNE. This one needs the viewer to be really attentive, as the funny parts are in the conversations. It's a good series, seen the season 1 and season two. . . I've seen also Hollywood's POLICE ACADEMY. This one is in parts not seasons. The fun is in both the conversation and actions. Try this one, if you want to laff your Bottom out. Do we have any Bollywood, Nollywood or any other industry's comedy movies or series? - Ones you have seen or wish to see. Lafter is a medicine, Do PRESCRIBE to us. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: How To Get A Girlfriend by Ben13(mod): 4:43pm On Sep 05, 2011 |
hehe. . . joke? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My Sunday Night Experience by Ben13(mod): 2:11pm On Sep 05, 2011 |
This guy must be very good at telling stories in wicked pidgin o. One wonders the hood he refers to. . . lol |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Trading Centre [Usernames For Sale!] by Ben13(mod): 2:05pm On Sep 05, 2011 |
El Guapo:How much do you have in your credit card?? That siggy is very expensive! |
| Family › Re: Pain & Mercy! My Husband Had Vasectomy Because Of Me by Ben13: 5:35pm On Sep 01, 2011 |
This is not funny at all  Don't even know what to prescribe. |
| Music/Radio › Re: Do You Still Listen To Radio Programs? by Ben13: 5:24pm On Sep 01, 2011 |
Sorry!! My Radio and I are "tight" enemies. |
| Celebrities › Re: Pictures Of Celebrities At Mercy Johnson's Wedding by Ben13: 5:21pm On Sep 01, 2011 |
Please, who made Gene that fair in complexion? |
| Food › Re: How To Avoid The "gas" Effect Of Beans by Ben13: 5:07pm On Sep 01, 2011 |
The beans are 'dead' already. The good thing about bean is the "gas", I liketh it that way.  For moi, No gas? No beans! |
