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 Food › Re: Best Amala Joints In Lagos? by Ben13: 10:57am On Sep 01, 2011 |
You think Lagos is one small village? If I tell you a good Amala joint at a place very far from your resident location, you'll go there with ya pregnancy just to eat a good dish of Amala? You're kidding, right? Lol |
| Politics › Re: Is Boko Haram A Political Tool? by Ben13: 10:21am On Sep 01, 2011 |
All I can say is - I hate Boko haram. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by Ben13: 10:17am On Sep 01, 2011 |
Father thank you for being there for me. You are worthy of my praise. |
| Politics › Re: Okonjo-iweala adds EFCC to Portfolio - Plans To Pursue 3 Big Corruption Cases by Ben13: 10:06am On Sep 01, 2011 |
They keep saying it; they don't act it. Raising our hopes. . . all the days of our lives. |
| Politics › Re: Enugu Pays Minimum Wage And Clears Arrears by Ben13: 10:00am On Sep 01, 2011 |
talk true:Nigerians!!  |
| Travel › Re: Lagos Is The World's 5th Most Unliveable City! by Ben13: 5:23pm On Aug 31, 2011 |
Who dare add Lagos in a list talking about "Livable"? CNN just likes patronizing Lagos. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Pretty Nlders In Romance Section Are Hidden by Ben13: 5:13pm On Aug 31, 2011 |
Nice collection. Wish I have this much of a time.  |
| Politics › Re: Mamman Nur: Al Qaeda-linked Man Behind Bomb On UN? by Ben13: 5:07pm On Aug 31, 2011 |
When are we gonna get out of this? |
| Politics › Re: GEJ Orders Release Of Uwazuruike And Massob Members by Ben13: 9:47am On Aug 30, 2011 |
MASSOB is nothing like MEND or OPC or Boko - wateva!! MASSOB has and will never introduce violence and put the nation in a mess. The police should be interested in arresting those who are causing the crisis in this nation and not those who are spending their time thinking of the future of their unborn children. The Nigerian Police do not know the nation's Priority. |
| Celebrities › Re: 2face Debunks Rumour- I Am Not Dead by Ben13: 9:39am On Aug 30, 2011 |
Lol Tuface still has works to do naw. |
| Education › Re: Students Of UNICAL Protesting Over Increased School Fees by Ben13: 7:30pm On Aug 29, 2011 |
Must everything in Nigeria be with violence? Whatever happened to dialogue? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes On Medics & Others by Ben13(mod): 11:20am On Aug 29, 2011 |
Husband & wife agreed dat anytym dey wnt 2 hav sex, dey wil cal it FONECALL so dat d kids wil no decode. 1 day, d husband sends his son 2 tel mum dat he wants 2 mak a fonecall. Mum replies, tel ur Dad dat netwrk is busy 2dy. Husband replies: Tell ur mum dat if network is busy@home, I wil go 2 a public fone boot. Wif replies:Te l ur Dad dat if he dares go 2 a public fone, den I wil open a businez center here. 2 Likes |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Fabregas And Nasri Mock Arsenal by Ben13(mod): 10:19am On Aug 29, 2011 |
Lol |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic Joint,bar,football Center,salon Or Anytin U Like Sef by Ben13(mod): 3:30pm On Aug 26, 2011 |
Pls poster, you can discus wateva offtopic on the official offtopic thread. You can also enjoy sports in the sports section. Pls do nt repeat this. . . Thread locked!! |
| Politics › Re: Buhari Will Soon Prove Critics Wrong by Ben13: 9:16am On Aug 26, 2011 |
Nobody voted for parties in the last elections. We all voted for the individuals. . . tot we've explained to these guys before. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes On Medics & Others by Ben13(mod): 5:09pm On Aug 25, 2011 |
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friends asked the tombstone maker to inscrbe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange,a honest man nd a lawyer". The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, 4 passersby would tend to tink dat 3 men wer burid unda d stne. Howevr he sugestd an altnative: He wld inscribe, "Here lies a man hu was bot honest nd a lawyer. dat way, weneva any1 walkd by d tombstone and read it, dey wld be certain 2 remark: "That's Strange!" 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes On Medics & Others by Ben13(mod): 4:58pm On Aug 25, 2011 |
Other Jokes. . . Pastor, my dog is dead. could dere be a service 4 d poor creature? pastor replied, No, we can't have service for an animal in the church. but dere is a church down the road, maybe, they will do something 4 the animal, the man answered, pastor, but do u think they'll accept a donation of US $250,000 in return 4 d burial service? pastor exclaimed, sweet jesus! why didn't u tell me d dog was a christian! 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes On Medics & Others by Ben13(mod): 4:55pm On Aug 25, 2011 |
A Doc prescribed the robot. A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. he decided to test it at dinner: Dad: Son where were you today during school hours? Son: At school (robot slaps son) . . . Son: Okay I went to the movies! Dad: Which one? Son: Harry Potter (robot slaps again!) Son: Okay I was watching porn. Dad: What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was! (robot slaps dad) Mom: Hahahahaha ! after all he is your son!(robot slaps mom) 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes On Medics & Others by Ben13(mod): 4:46pm On Aug 25, 2011 |
Doc: Are nigerians not tired of naming their twins Taiwo n Kehinde,peter n paul, victor n Victoria? why cant we use names like Copy n Paste, Find n Replace, Clearing n Forwarding, Dolce n Gabbana, Goodness n Mercy, Keyboard n Monitor, Facebook n Twitter, Input n Output, Open n Close, Undo n Redo. etc. |
| Jokes Etc › Jokes On Medics & Others by Ben13(mod): 4:37pm On Aug 25, 2011 |
HUSBAND WAS SERIOUSLY ILL DOC to Wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant and in good mood, don't discuss your problems, no tv serial, don't demand new clothes and gold jewels, do this for 1yr and he will be OK. On the way home. . . Husband:- what did doc say? Wife:- no chance for you to survive. 4 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Without Makeup (Pictures) by Ben13: 4:12pm On Aug 25, 2011 |
She's not bad. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Ben13(mod): 3:40pm On Aug 24, 2011 |
See una head like stone |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Pls Don't Open: Extremely Dangerous And Corrupt Content by Ben13(mod): 3:28pm On Aug 24, 2011 |
Lol u try  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Google " Studio Cfr" by Ben13(mod): 3:04pm On Aug 24, 2011 |
Nairaland does not support abuses. Tamniz and studio, please watch your words - the way you rain abuses on posters. It's a free world, if a joke isn't funny to you, it may be to others. Thank you. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The 21st Century! ! by Ben13(mod): 1:35pm On Aug 24, 2011 |
WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!!!!!!!!! Our phones, Wireless! Cooking is Fireless! Food is Fatless! Dresses are sleeveless ! Youth are Jobless! Leaders are shameless! Some Relationships are meaningless! Attitude, careless! Feelings are heartless! Education is "valueless"! Some Children are "mannerless" ! Everything is becoming LESS But still, Our Hopes are Endless. Original version. . lol |
| Music/Radio › Re: Nigerians Hit Back: Thank God We Are Not Ghanaians by Ben13: 11:36am On Aug 24, 2011 |
The song doesn't even make any sense. lol |
| Webmasters › Re: Nairaland Is Now On Wikipedia by Ben13: 11:30am On Aug 24, 2011 |
Just that line? The info is not complete. |
| Politics › Re: Okonjo-iweala, Nnaji Lead Charge For Stable Power Supply by Ben13: 9:36am On Aug 24, 2011 |
We are tired of reading stories on power for Christ's sake. Let this happen, GEJ! |
| TV/Movies › Re: A New Nollywood; Is Nollywood Getting Any Better? by Ben13: 9:29am On Aug 24, 2011 |
Non educative Nollywood movies. Scripts are written to please the illiterate Nigerian housewives. |
