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I think these are the original "3 idiots"!!!

kodded:










na why messi wicked like this ?

sometimes i wonder if God really created him!

teamb:
In a society where having a DSTV is still seen as a sign of affluence, here you have a house that boasts of over 15 DSTV dishes.

op dem wan carry dose dish do bullet proof!

seankafor:
make this guy no fall my hands against arsenal tomorrow oo

and who tell you sey im go play?

Godisnear:
Na certificate the guy dey collect so?

the guy is now the chairman of NTA (Nigerian Trekkers Association)

kolomax:
Ok ayafu yhear. Since boko-haram top commanders are upto 100... This people keep on deceiving us have been hearing the killing of top commander since 2012 up till now them never finish

i wonder o!

temitemi1:
8million=266 years . Abeg how many years tinubu surpose to spend for jail

lets assume tinubu governed for 8 yrs,and then stole 8million each year,he wouldn't spend less than 2,128yrs in jail!

RockMaxi:
This is serious. I hope we will not be having some people being jailed for 1000years very soon. Buhari is coming, stealing is corruption and it will receive a bloody nose in the first 100days.

with this alone i bet FFK's jail term wouldn't be less than 999yrs!

okotv:
my first comments on this guy. First of, nothing is impossible. If you trek regularly, this can be achieved. The major reason people are doubting this adventure is because of the national fame. He said he would and he did, that settles it for him.


Inspiration: Always be a person of your words. He was and now he has national fame.

Mo Farah will be like...i can cover de same distance in 7days!

jamex93:
Hope u get cert wet fit earn u FG appointment

he's gotten himself a job already....minister of WALKS!

dharay99:
I'm yet to unwrap one talkles of buying it.

Shey you'll buy it first before unwrapping it na

dkronicle:
D day i wanted to insert, she told me she was raped 2days b4 dat day.

Hehehehehehehehe...that is what i call "scoping"

What is this na...milk industry

vikel2104:
Staying in a neighbourhood gives you the chance to meet different types of people and learning to deal with them. Below are some different possible types of neighbours you can have.

1.Parentless kids.
There is always sound of yelling kids from their house. Their parents are never at home. They are noise making little beings.

2.The Over-friendly Neighbour
They make your business, their business. You like it or not. These are typically the neighbours who will literally stay in your house and wouldn’t even mind helping you out with your daily chores. They don’t know where to draw the line and end up being over friendly. More often than not they cross the line. These neighbours want to know everything about you, your family, how much money you earn every month, where all do you make investments and you’re spending patterns. They want to know it all without even once thinking that these are personal and you are not comfortable sharing them.

3.The Really Mysterious Neighbour .
There is never any noise coming from his apartment. However, the only dialogue you ever had with this type of neighbour probably consists of “Hello!” and “Nice weather today, huh?” You’ve probably noticed that the really mysterious neighbour comes back home either late at night or early in the morning. And he doesn’t appear to be drunk which makes things even weirder. You have no idea where he goes, what he does and whether you should be worried that he might be a criminal or not. You better stick to just ‘hello’ when talking to this neighbour and never ask him anything because you know what happened to the curious cat, right? It became a victim of its really mysterious neighbour.

4.The fighting couple.
These neighbours fight with their spouse in the open and keep throwing offensive words at each other. They just disturb the peace of the neighbourhood.

5.The Copy Cats � The Me Too Neighbours
If you are noticing a pattern of your neighbours having the same things you possess from quite some time now, then you can rule out the option of it being a sheer co-incidence – it’s called copying. These are the type of neighbours who have no clue about what they want to buy and would just end up buying/doing the same set of things that you do, just to fit in. They would scan everything in your home if invited for a chat and when you go to their house, a replica of it would be there too.

6.The Constant Borrowers
It’s a pleasant Saturday morning and you hear somebody knocking at your door. Surprise! The same neighbour who keeps asking you for something or the other is here again asking you for a cup of sugar. These are the neighbours who make complete utilization of the word “HELP” and would constantly keep borrowing things from you. If you have these type of neighbours consider adding a separate list in your monthly budget called “Neighbours list”!

7. Alcoholic neighbour.
Someone is knocking at your door and picking your lock at 1 a.m in the morning? Oh, wait, it’s just your alcoholic neigbhour who is once again on the wrong floor. Someone puked on your doorstep? Who was it this time? – the alcoholic guy next door.

8. The Party Freaks.
These are most likely young people who love to go out for parties and always invite their friends over for a party in their house. The sound of loud music and loud voices is the proof that they are at it again.

9.The Problem Creators
These neighbours are just too fussy about everything you do from moving a chair at your home to having a social event at your home-every single thing of your action bothers them and they are just waiting to gun you down! They are the ones who are unhappy about everything about their neighbourhood and would constantly keep bickering.

10. The Passive neighbor.
This one is just there. He doesn’t make noise or look for trouble. He doesn’t seem to have any problem with anyone and just takes life as it comes. He's just a jolly good fellow. Most persons would like to have him as a neighbour.


Which of these portrays your neighbor? Don't just type the number please! Thank you.

Did not find any description that fits your neighbour? Feel free to add yours.

The Noisy Neighbours:Manchester Utd and Manchester city!

starlingbawa:
I paid 14K for the premium package on thursday morning, a marked deviation from the usual 11650, and I didn't find it funny at all.

I can't do without my SS3, otherwise I'd have had a change of plan.

Something, someone, our government has got to do something and quickly too about this South-African company exploiting ordinary Nigerians and smiling to the bank with millions of our 'HARD EARNED' naira!!!

lets see how this will all go down...seems we'll enjoy it!

idee91:
If I no enter nairaland for a single day, malaria dey catch me o....

If life yaff tire you, and u want to wear some smiles, enter nairaland.

Your on point mate,u go laff tire,sometimes when i dey look phone dey laff,dem dey think sey i don mad!

godofwar666:
Nairaland 24/7. Twitter ke? Twitter dey boring i dont even no how to tweet or reply tweet, facebuk? Last tym i checked a frnd sent tope alabi page to me saying "click LIKE 4 JESUS IF U DONT U WILL DIE".

Guy ur missing alot...twitter rocks,check we out om twitter.com/@ben_1daEbiri

WARRIBLOOD:
His he beefing buhari

Foolery at it's peak!

Sweetguy25:
Is this not the kisser?

lols!!! Why are nairalanders this wicked You've quickly branded him 'the kisser'

buygala:
In other words, he and his wife are thanking the electorate for giving them four years to fully concentrate on looting the state to stupor, storing up funds which even his great-great grandkids will not even finish spending


A single four-year term for public officers is the best term suited for our kind of chop-and-loot politics.... Giving a Nigerian Public officer a second term in office is tantamount to giving him a blank cheque into the state's funds without any sort of accountability.... Since they are not seeking re-leection, the second term will most likely be an era of lawlessness, embezzling on a gigantic and unconscionable scale, and full-blown disregard for the masses....

IN SUMMARY, HE IS NOT SEEKING ELECTION INTO THAT PARTICULAR OFFICE AGAIN... SO WHY WOULDN'T HE THANK THE OYO MASSES FOR GIVING HIM FOUR FULL YEARS OF UNBRIDLED LOOTING?

Have you forgotten that this is no longer an era of "stealing is not corruption" and cluelessness?na GMB they there now!

kolomax:
Even outsiders know what's going on PDP e-rats will be here very soon to defend madam iweala

after stealing,that iweala of a woman will collaborate with madueke and tell us that the economy is growing...make dem continue....God don expose dem!

MrIncrediible:
[size=15pt] MADUEKE DON ENTER ONE CHANCE! [/size]

lol,the sit self too tight!

EUROBOMBER:
I support 100% any move to probe the NNPC. The corruption and decay there is mind boggling.

NNPC has been corrupt even before the discovery of crude oil in Nigeria,it's a shame!

ZUBY77:
How much is Nigeria's budget in 2014?

roughly #3.5tril

Jennimma:
The only way to know a woman's beauty is to take her to the lagoon

choi!!!...your wickedness na first class

san316:
Where did it go and what was it used for?

Why did we now have to borrow 1billion dollars if we have this?


I need answers.

GEJ need to be tied to a mango tree and flogged mercilessly,the guy don borrow money die for EU and IMF,now e wan leave debt for GMB head...SMH!

5p1naz:
if this is royalties and tax... im wondering how much they made. my forefathers no try oooo.. why didn't they think of owning an oil well when people never sharp like this...

**edited**
By the way Why is the amount in plural?

I.e. billionS and trillionS

when dem dey beg our forefathers to go school dem no gree!now see what they missed

ZUBY77:
Only?

Idiooots will soon begin to ask what GEJ did with it,
Without subtracting the State allocations and capital projects.

Fooooool,do you know what is $48billion?even half of that amount can cover state allocations for 4 years!

Emmaowolabia:
http://dailyindependentnig.com/2015/04/shell-pays-3b-taxes-royalties-nigeria-govt-2014/

Jona have killed us,so this is what him and his clueless cabinet have been enjoying...SMH!

sagio09:
U're d big cow.certificated dumb dumb

u spewed too much of your foolery here...your stupidity is rated platinum!!!

sagio09:
U're d big cow.certificated dumb dumb

u spewed too much of your foolery here...your stupid is rated platinum!!!

naijainfogalery:
LIES

This list is not complete is pastors and politicians are not listed.

guy u nailed it,those group of people have one thing in common.....LOOTING!!!