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Abeg, enough of these pictures and the captions/titles given to the thread. It's no longer news.

Yes, when we don begin celebrate Halloween for Nigeria.

menix:
Wonderful!!!!
Is he sex starved to ve had a hard on..
Pls post wat u were puttin on cous am sure u were addressed d way u were dressed.

Y tell ur husband? Its now left to u to avoid him lik plague.
'Tomorrow is pregnant', don't spoil dat relationship btw them cous of somthing u can deal wiv...

Hey Bro! "ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME"?

What are you talking about? Her dressing? If she was not properly dressed or dressed in such a way as to attract molestation don't you think her husband will be the first to comment and correct her?

Why should she not tell her husband and rather avoid him? Such things are not to be kept secret especially in marriage. It might be difficult but she can find a way around it. I do not think avoiding him and trying to protect their relationship is the solution. Which relationship is to be protected? Hers and her husband's or her husband and his friend's?

If anything happens (up to rape) and she tells her husband at that point do you think he will completely agree with and believe her?

I am sorry, I do not agree with you.

@ poster please find a way to tell your husband. That is the right thing to do and as much as possible STAY AWAY FROM THAT GUY!

How does this affect the price of rice in China?

simplemach:
Imagine pretty gurls, gud daughters of a corrupt mother. I cover these gurls with the blood of Jesus

Couldn't help but laugh at "I cover these girls with the blood of Jesus"

Ok. Nice try, but please try harder next time, as in, cook the story well make e done well,well.

Pls remember to add plenty of salt and pepper because some of us like it really spicy.

Disgusting!

OMG!

Spiritual,physical, and psychological cleansing recommended ASAP!

Correct guy giving correct answer. The teacher has never seen this formular in solving the Math problem so he wants to meet with the student to put him through.

PS: that is so funny and at the same time annoying.

Pointless write-up!

A colleague in the office (a junior staff) early last year brought drinks and informed us that he was getting married but it turned out he had gotten his girlfriend pregnant and she did not want to terminate it. After sometime, he said his people had gone to see her people and so they were married. She moved in and had the baby and two months ago the wife and child needed medical attention. He took them to the retainership hospital. They brought in the bills today, over 3X his salary, but Management has refused to pay because the marriage is not recognized I.e no evidence as per certificate and stuff only what he told us. They are of the opinion that he should provide proof otherwise he would be responsible for the bill. He is confused now. What does he do? He is asking for advise. Me I no know wetin to advise am o. If the guy wan pay that bill no be today matter o!

Good stuff but I do not accept everything though.

feran14:
nobody. uses these

My dear, sorry to say you might not be right. Teenagers do all these under our noses and we watch ignorantly.

I am definitely going to print and study everything on this list and even share with other parents.

Anthony3850:
We dont see this type of thing here in france

Don't you think you are a little too old for this and that it is no longer funny?

Before nko. Abi you think say person no dey tire for nonsense?

Good news!

Gbawe2:
Is Buhari without character? Do you know the biggest problems of Nigeria GEJ has exacerbated and why many Nigerians are now finding Buhari appealing as one of the few individuals capable of tackling those problems because of his innate character? Why do you think on both sides sides of the appalling divide , i.e the corrupt and rapacious poltico-elite class on on hand and the dirt poor Nigerians on the other, there is deeply feverish anti and pro Buhari sentiments respectively?

I really do not get what u are saying. I think u need to modify this.

shadowgwalker:
LOL@ these my ogoni brothers!that's how cross rivers was doing one dry protest in pdp Abuja Office. they were saying they need change but the way they were protesting looked like they just don't know what they want, they want money (change) !! the crowd reduced drastically as nobody answered them.

Very funny! Na laff I take read this thing.

Gbawe2:
Can anyone, even those who despise him deeply, deny that Buhari looks Presidential in the picture below?

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1896069_2_jpegea571676ce9b75b0730a5d56350ae93e

Honey, if even you wear that outfit and take that pose in that office, you will look presidential. Its not with the looks it about character and what u have to offer.

Same sad story with candles keep coming up. People shld be more careful pls. Put out ur candle before u sleep or get a rechargable lamp.

Chai! Na wa for u o! U are more interested in commenting and making front page than getting the gist.

dreydee:
this nairaland app is just too good! making frontage like no man business!

seun ! nice one!

now let me read the post

Whether or not a sponge shld be used depends on the person's skin type. Some people would react to it while some ill not.

Me for one MUST use a sponge else I do not think I will say I had a bath.

Hmm! Despite all odds, still alive and kicking!

! Does it mean prior to this time inmates were using mobile phones? That means some bad biz men go dey transact biz even under incaceration!

Levels!

No matter how hungry a man is, he can never eat his own tongue.

No matter what the eyes see, they can never bring out blood.

. . . . . . .both from Nollywood.................

Hello good people of Nairaland, you are cordially invited to this programme. Please spread the Word.

Shalom!

He has a point there, however besides the upgrade of the hospitals more attention should be paid to the borders. The airports, seaports etc should not be left unattended.

After Bible Study in Church this question came up..." If God wants to REALLY bless an individual, can that individual be a hinderance maybe by his carelessness, unbelief, disobedience or something else".

As expectected, there were different views, some said no, while some said yes, all with explanations.

What is your take?

O! You asked her to prepare dinner and you slept off! You try well well. Sebi she be your senior housegirl ni?

You are lucky sha. You are even supposed to apologize to her for sleeping off when she was making dinner.

For your own good, don"t try that next time or ----------

After dressing up my 6yr old for church, I realized he was begining to outgrow his trousers so I said "wow! You are growing tall we need to get you more trousers". My 3yr old daughter who had been forming sleep all along suddenly said " no, don't buy him new ones let him manage them"?

Some days later I told the 6yr old to get a toy for the 7 mths old and he brings a broken one. I asked him to change it and he goes "Its ok. Let him manage it".

I guess "manage" is a new word they learnt.

Armed robbers broke into our home in the middle of the night and were asking for money and I was hysterically searching my bag for money. My 3yr old was just watching from a corner. After they left she was like "mummy, you were scared of the thieves" I said "no, I wasn't". She says" yes you were that is why you were looking for money to give to them to leave you alone" as in bribe?