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This is SUPER STORY, |
As Pope John Paul II was dying; he sent for James Ibori and Peter Odili to come to theVatican, When they arrived, they were ushered to his bedroom. As they entered, the clergyman held out his hands and motioned them to sit on each side of the bed. The Pope grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling. For a time,no one said anything. Both Ibori and Odili were touched and flattered that the old Pope would ask them to be with him during his final moment. They were also puzzled because the Pope never gave any indication that he liked either one of them. Finally, Ibori asked, "Fader, wettin make you ask d two of us to come here?" The old Pope mustered up some strength and said weakly, "Jesus died between two thieves, I will like to die like him" |
Thats a good one! ![]() |
He can be another Abraham Lincoln, Let him contest again until he wins ![]() |
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proudly9ja:How many of our lawmakers have a functional e-mail addresss? Anyway, it is a good attempt. |
Thats a chicken change compare to over N7billion budgeted for "his excellency" residence. ![]() |
I've always known Nigerian Government to be a big joker. Lets wait till year 2020, may be the dream of generating 6000mw can then be realized. ![]() |
azeeza:[color=#550000][/color] Come to my place na ![]() |
I'm off to the moon! ![]() |
oluagness:singing "dead body get accident yeepa! double wahala for dead body and the owner of dead body" ![]() |
Nice one Wale.star! |
Okokomaiko, Igando, Ajegunle. Cool environment, Uninterrupted power supply and maximum security guaranteed. ![]() |
cotonuo |
kokoetemma:I also reside in Eket, i was surprised to see eket mentioned in the article, for 2days now i have been using gen to power my electrical gadgets. Dont mind all this political propaganda. I wonder when our journalists would learn investigative journalism? otokx:Gbam! Ranks007:Im sure you one of the people Godswill give peanuts to sing his praises. Shior!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
Without any opposition, ALAO AKALA should be given the award. Infact if there is anything like WORSTEST Governor Award of the year, he deserve it. To me, he has no idea of what governance is all about. Akala kan, Ibadan kan. ![]() |
What is difficult in being faithful to your partner? it is as simple as F9, if only you can displine yourself. ![]() |
madambini:lmao, in fact 50k too much for your kind of wedding. Na babe like you i for like marry. in case vacancy still exist dont hesitate to call me. lol!!!!!!!!!!! |
Please kindly tell your pastor to complete his dose of latesen, the malaria is still disturbing him. If after 2 days symptoms persist take him to yaba psychatric hospital. |
Pls fellow Nlanders, i need pure water machines & dont know where to get them. Does anyone have idea on where to get them? Pls feel free to contact me thru Benco4success@yahoo.com |
@tudor read 2kings 2:23-24. If only u're a xtian. When u abuse men of God, that's what u get. There is dis story in d bible where a woman(one of Christ's follower) poured on Christ an xpensive perfume. Critics lik balam, dayoakamu and u that were around den were also crying in defense of the poor as if they really luv d poor. But Jesus answer came as a shock to dem, He said 'leave her alone, d poor u'll always hav wit u'. So leave pastor ADEBOYE alone, d poor u'll always av in d church. Even if d 4billion was shared among d poor, so many of dem will still remain poor. Poverty is not about money, its about mindset. Come to think of it, is there any church dat u dont av poor pple? |
There was this story of 2 politicians contesting for a guberniterial position in a state within their country. As the election day drew near, they were going from place to place on a campaign to prove their eligibility for the position. While one spent all his time speaking against his opponent and defaming him, the other just kept on explaining his vision and strategy to people without minding the attack from his opponent. The pressmen who were following up their campaign were surprised that the man beign attacked did not even react. When they interviewed him, he was asked a single question " Sir we have noticed that regardles of the countless accusations and attack from your opponent, you have been quiet. Is there any special reason for this?" He simply smiled and said "when I was young, my father told me a story of the dog and the full moon. He said that when the full moon shows up in the sky, different dogs would come out and start barking hard at the sky. However, regardless of the barking of the dogs the moon just kept on shinning" Balam, dayoakamu et al are like the barking dogs while ator E.A Adeboye is like the shinning moon, no matter how hard they bark, it wont stop people from going to the RCCG camp. |
Hello house, my brother(a mechanical engineer) just concluded his NYSC and want me to help him find out where he can attend an autocad training here in lagos and also get trained on networking at affordable rates. Useful suggestion will be appreciated. |
The price of this blackberry has been reduced to N45k for the few ones remaining. Hurry now while stock last ![]() |
Fellow Landers, I have few pieces of blackberry 8100 for sale. The price is Call Ben on 07025016070 for more information |
i'm Ben, 28, live in Surulere, Lagos |
Tell me, why crime rate won't increase in this country? When the people that are supposed to help us out of our situation are the one taking the undue advantage of the already bad situation. Asking somebody who is jobless to pay money before they can write test is the height of selfishness. Dragnet/gse is owned by some of the people that has damaged this country to this level. Some of them are the big ogas in the company they recruit for. With the way things are going in this country, very soon, after passing a test, there will be up to 15 stages of interview and you will be required to pay a certain amount before you can go to the next level, the higher you go, the higher you pay! It is sad, only God can save us from this civilized slavery. |
@ BigKc where av you been all this while? We're not meeting again till 5th of july and for now we are no more accepting people cos we've got so many ideas and we've mapped out strategies on how we would achieve them. Our conference on the 5th of July is for us 2 finalise the registration process of OUR company. However, you can talk to Wilz and see if he will allow you to come, but i'm not too sure if he will. |


