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RomanceRe: Help! My Wife’s Mother And Her Friend Are Having My Babies by bencobenz(m): 2:13pm On Apr 14, 2010
This is SUPER STORY,
Jokes EtcAnd The Man Died! by bencobenz(op): 9:04am On Feb 12, 2010
As Pope John Paul II was dying; he sent for James Ibori and Peter Odili
to come to theVatican,
When they arrived, they were ushered to his bedroom.
As they entered, the clergyman held out his hands and motioned them to
sit on each side of the bed.
The Pope grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at
the ceiling.
For a time,no one said anything.
Both Ibori and Odili were touched and flattered that the old Pope would
ask them to be with him during his final moment.
They were also puzzled because the Pope never gave any indication that
he liked either one of them.
Finally, Ibori asked, "Fader, wettin make you ask d
two of us to come here?"
The old Pope mustered up some strength and said weakly,
"Jesus died between two thieves, I will like to die like him"
PoliticsRe: Breaking News! Aondoakaa Removed by bencobenz(m): 4:13pm On Feb 10, 2010
Thats a good one! cool
PoliticsRe: What Will Become Of Soludo? by bencobenz(m): 6:24pm On Feb 08, 2010
He can be another Abraham Lincoln, Let him contest again until he wins cool
PoliticsRe: Cecilia Ibru Paid N225m For Living In Own House by bencobenz(m): 11:34am On Jan 01, 2010
fatai2:
Nairalanders,

Pls is there any one with full address of Cecilia`s daughter? am single & seriously searching for wife!!!!!!!!!!!!
grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Where Is The President Of Nigeria by bencobenz(m): 7:14pm On Dec 31, 2009
proudly9ja:
Ayinba, God bless you.

I have also copied the simple email and added a bit to it and sent to the email addresses.

As Nigerians, we may not be able to carry guns or march on the streets, but at least, let us do the one we can do.

God bless you guys again
How many of our lawmakers have a functional e-mail addresss?
Anyway, it is a good attempt.
PoliticsRe: Cecilia Ibru Paid N225m For Living In Own House by bencobenz(m): 6:15pm On Dec 31, 2009
Thats a chicken change compare to over N7billion budgeted for "his excellency" residence. cool
PoliticsRe: Today Is 31/12/09,where Is The 6000mw Of Electricity Promised? by bencobenz(m): 12:33pm On Dec 31, 2009
I've always known Nigerian Government to be a big joker.
Lets wait till year 2020, may be the dream of generating 6000mw
can then be realized. huh sad
CultureRe: Where Are You Spending Your Xmas? by bencobenz(m): 3:24pm On Dec 24, 2009
azeeza:
well am nt a christain,but 2 Nlders who are christains who will invite me 2 his or her lace cos i dnt like coming uninvited. cool
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Come to my place na tongue
CultureRe: Where Are You Spending Your Xmas? by bencobenz(m): 3:22pm On Dec 24, 2009
I'm off to the moon! cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: Ambulance Drivers & Misuse Of Siren. by bencobenz(m): 1:52pm On Dec 22, 2009
oluagness:
If you carry a dead body why are you in a hurry? The person is dead! Are you in a hurry to bury the body?
In process of rushing, some have died untimely death. Multiple dead body. One day our people will be enlightened.
singing "dead body get accident yeepa! double wahala for dead body and the owner of dead body" grin grin grin
Music/RadioRe: Wande Coal- You Bad!lyrics by bencobenz(m): 8:57am On Dec 22, 2009
Nice one Wale.star!
TravelRe: Which Area In Lagos Is The Best To Reside? by bencobenz(m): 10:42am On Dec 21, 2009
Okokomaiko, Igando, Ajegunle. Cool environment, Uninterrupted power supply and maximum
security guaranteed. grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Where would u go for your honeymoon by bencobenz(m): 12:29pm On Dec 18, 2009
cotonuo
PoliticsRe: Akwa Ibom Enjoys Uninterrupted Power by bencobenz(m): 4:24pm On Dec 16, 2009
kokoetemma:
Na lieoooooooo,i reside in Eket and since monday,we've not gotten light,so how wonder where the uninterrupted power supply is happening in Akwa Ibom definitely not in Eket where power supply is so epileptic huh
I also reside in Eket, i was surprised to see eket mentioned in the article, for 2days now i have been using gen to power my
electrical gadgets.
Dont mind all this political propaganda. I wonder when our journalists would learn investigative journalism?
otokx:
This is a big lie to divert attention from the billions the governor has been stealing.
Gbam!
Ranks007:
Did you read the news the poster posted, I am an Akwa Abasi Ibom citizen and I am home based. what part of the state do you stay? You are so narrow minded and blind to facts. Or do you think I browse on my PC with gen supply?

I reside in town and I am sure of more than 14hrs of daily supply of power, if it interrupts I'm sure of restoration in the next 3 hrs at least.

Give me a break,
Im sure you one of the people Godswill give peanuts to sing his praises. Shior!!!!!!!!!!!1
PoliticsRe: Who Wins The Worst Governor Of The Year Awaed? by bencobenz(m): 3:55pm On Dec 16, 2009
Without any opposition, ALAO AKALA should be given the award.
Infact if there is anything like WORSTEST Governor Award of the year, he
deserve it. To me, he has no idea of what governance is all about.
Akala kan, Ibadan kan. cool
RomanceRe: How Many Of Us Can Boast Of A Faithful Relationship? by bencobenz(m): 11:23pm On Dec 15, 2009
What is difficult in being faithful to your partner? it is as simple as F9, if only you can
displine yourself. cool
EventsRe: What Will Your Wedding Cost? by bencobenz(m): 3:51pm On Dec 09, 2009
madambini:
100k is too much,
i'd borrow ma mum's wedding gown,
ma husband can get any suit he wants,
thank God for facebook and nairaland,
i'd put the invites on the net a few hours to the wedding,
guests should bring what they will eat,
venue will be the court
reception, under falomo bridge! (that place is pretty)

this should sum up to 50k,

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
lmao, in fact 50k too much for your kind of wedding. Na babe like you
i for like marry. in case vacancy still exist dont hesitate to call me. lol!!!!!!!!!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Bimbo Odukoya Is In Hell? by bencobenz(m): 11:48am On Dec 06, 2009
Please kindly tell your pastor to complete his dose of latesen, the malaria is still disturbing him. If after 2 days symptoms persist take him to yaba psychatric hospital.
AdvertsWhere Can I Get It? by bencobenz(op): 6:30am On Jun 02, 2009
Pls fellow Nlanders, i need pure water machines & dont know where to get them. Does anyone have idea on where to get them? Pls feel free to contact me thru Benco4success@yahoo.com
Christianity EtcRe: The Seven Atrocities Of Pastor E.A .Adeboye. by bencobenz(m): 5:30pm On May 14, 2009
@tudor
read 2kings 2:23-24. If only u're a xtian. When u abuse men of God, that's what u get.
There is dis story in d bible where a woman(one of Christ's follower) poured on Christ an xpensive perfume. Critics lik balam, dayoakamu and u that were around den were also crying in defense of the poor as if they really luv d poor. But Jesus answer came as a shock to dem, He said 'leave her alone, d poor u'll always hav wit u'.
So leave pastor ADEBOYE alone, d poor u'll always av in d church. Even if d 4billion was shared among d poor, so many of dem will still remain poor. Poverty is not about money, its about mindset.
Come to think of it, is there any church dat u dont av poor pple?
Christianity EtcRe: The Seven Atrocities Of Pastor E.A .Adeboye. by bencobenz(m): 12:33pm On May 14, 2009
There was this story of 2 politicians contesting for a guberniterial position in a state within their country. As the election day drew near, they were going from place to place on a campaign to prove their eligibility for the position.
While one spent all his time speaking against his opponent and defaming him, the other just kept on explaining his vision and strategy to people without minding the attack from his opponent.
The pressmen who were following up their campaign were surprised that the man beign attacked did not even react.
When they interviewed him, he was asked a single question " Sir we have noticed that regardles of the countless accusations and attack from your opponent, you have been quiet. Is there any special reason for this?"
He simply smiled and said "when I was young, my father told me a story of the dog and the full moon. He said that when the full moon shows up in the sky, different dogs would come out and start barking hard at the sky. However, regardless of the barking of the dogs the moon just kept on shinning"

Balam, dayoakamu et al are like the barking dogs while ator E.A Adeboye is like the shinning moon, no matter how hard they bark, it wont stop people from going to the RCCG camp.
Certification And Training AdvertsWhere Can I Get Trained? by bencobenz(op): 6:31pm On Apr 15, 2009
Hello house, my brother(a mechanical engineer) just concluded his NYSC and want me to help him find out where he can attend an autocad training here in lagos and also get trained on networking at affordable rates. Useful suggestion will be appreciated.
Technology MarketRe: Brand New Blackberry 8100 For Sale At A Reduced Price by bencobenz(op): 8:55am On Feb 12, 2009
The price of this blackberry has been reduced to N45k for the few ones remaining.
Hurry now while stock last grin
Technology MarketBrand New Blackberry 8100 For Sale At A Reduced Price by bencobenz(op): 1:27pm On Feb 06, 2009
Fellow Landers, I have few pieces of blackberry 8100 for sale. The price is N50k N45k
Call Ben on 07025016070 for more information
Nairaland GeneralRe: Create a Personal Thread for Yourself Here by bencobenz(m): 7:40pm On Dec 23, 2008
i'm Ben, 28, live in Surulere, Lagos
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dragnet/gse Are Real by bencobenz(m): 2:44am On Jul 04, 2008
Tell me, why crime rate won't increase in this country? When the people that are supposed to help us out of our situation are the one taking the undue advantage of the already bad situation. Asking somebody who is jobless to pay money before they can write test is the height of selfishness. Dragnet/gse is owned by some of the people that has damaged this country to this level. Some of them are the big ogas in the company they recruit for. With the way things are going in this country, very soon, after passing a test, there will be up to 15 stages of interview and you will be required to pay a certain amount before you can go to the next level, the higher you go, the higher you pay! It is sad, only God can save us from this civilized slavery.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Who Is Tired Looking For Jobs? Lagos Strategic Conference: 5th July. by bencobenz(m): 1:43pm On Jun 20, 2008
@ BigKc
where av you been all this while? We're not meeting again till 5th of july and for now we are no more accepting people cos we've got so many ideas and we've mapped out strategies on how we would achieve them. Our conference on the 5th of July is for us 2 finalise the registration process of OUR company.
However, you can talk to Wilz and see if he will allow you to come, but i'm not too sure if he will.

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