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@ poster
The actual amount is N4.2million per annum for entry level, may be you didn't get the info right.
You guys go just dey make those of us wey still they find job get hypertension

Why won't she resign? na her papa get National Assembly? Abegi whether she like
am or not she must go! Stupid woman wey no know the meaning of INDICTMENT

RCCG is Intercontinental bank. Fastest in terms of growth.

I'm bencobenz, i'm from Aso Rock but presently live in The White House

Etteh  must go, she is a disgrace to the entire yoruba race. in fact her constituency should begin
the proccess of recalling her from the national assembly. An average civil servant will work for his/her
entire life and will not earn N6.28m but one idiot will use N628m to renovate a house, what
insolent She must go!!!!!!!!!!

I will ask Him what i have done to deserve HIS unconditional love.

@uchetobi, I agree with you. Most of them know the consequences before putting their money into it.

[quote author=Ma`bullet link=topic=78978.msg1494239#msg1494239 date=1189756807]NO!, to me a true friend is not someone who tells u ure a good egg even though ure slightly cracked, with that u`ll never grow or change for better because u already ve it in your brain that ure ok ass u re now., just because he said so, a true friend to me is  someone who sees real defects in me, my slightly cracked parts and points them out  to me,make me see reasons y am cracked and helps me to get rid of them.

But to see those cracked sides and tell me am good with that, abeg.nana [/quote]I think what the poster is trying to say is that when others are rejecting you because of your little fault,
a good friend will stay by you.

To me a friend is someone special you find along life's path, someone you can tell your fears and you know
he/she will not laugh at you.
A friend is someone who stays with you in time of adversity and not only in times of prosperity.

Thanks adechuks for the nomination, i hope i eventually win
the award


I'm beginning to suspect you are a marketer in idumota/iweka rd/pound rd, aba.

For your information, i'm ordinary nigerian like you wey dey see the posters of nigerian movie
all over the place

Since my years of watching nigerian movies, i've learnt the
following:

1. Every problem you have is spiritual.
2. In every romance movie, someone must die.
3. It is possible to hit a person without actually
touching them!
4. Anyone who gets hit by a car dies immediately.
5. Poisoned food always tastes better.
6. The best way to make money is by visiting a
babalawo/joining a cult/sleeping with rich men.
7. One of a pair of twins (identical or not) is born
evil.
8. There is never an end to your suffering, except
death!
9. With a pastor, all things are possible.
10. A movie can be titled anything such as:

*The boy is mine, The girl is yours, The child is theirs
* Face me, I face you  
* Kill me,I kill you,
* Two cockroaches in Africa
*Two rats,
*Spanner,
*Calculator,
*Computer
*The Driver  
*Igala,
*Ijele,
*Olodo,
*Mumu,
*Wawa,
*Igodo,
*Igudu
*Shigidi
*Wakadugu
11. A movie has not been made if at least one
actor/actress has not twisted his/her lips to speak
wrong phonetics.  
12,  You are in love. You want to take your girl out
and the best place you take her to is:
*Mr. Biggs/Tantalizers: where you'll most probably see an ex while feeding each other.
*The beach: where it is imperative that you ride a
donkey and carry her playfully.
*Or the best: take her to buy some new ugly clothes.
13. An Igbo movie has been made if
* You visit a babalawo
* A fleet of cars is shown off at regular intervals
for a total of half of the movie time.
* Kanayo O Kanayo is in the movie. Pete Udochie is
also there too!
* To get rich it is mandatory you join a cult
14. Gun shots and knock-outs sound the same!  
15. Sometimes the title has absolutely nothing to do
with the movie and other times, once you read the
title and see the poster you know it all!!!  (Also the
soundtrack gives you a headache because it just
narrates the whole story repeatedly - so much for
suspense and intrigue!)
16. A love story has not been produced if it does not have one or two of the following actresses-
* Stella Damasus
* Stephanie Okereke
* Genevieve Nnaji
* Omotola Jalade
* Rita Dominic
* Ramsey Nouha
* Desmond Elliot

17. The police are extremely 'efficient' unlike their
counterparts in real life.
18. An actress can wear the same hairdo for more than 3 years and even in longer flashbacks.
19,  It is permissible to wear very dark shades at
night!
20. When you are shot in the chest, it really doesn't
matter; your head will be bandaged! Same for your
legs!
21. When advertising a movie, you really should shout because,  people are deaf?
22. When you are extremely poor, you will still be
able to afford- very good furniture, T.V., but you
won't be able to send your kids to school.
23. Most especially in Yoruba movies, your gateman
must be inefficient and comical. He MUST dress like a freak, be rude to all your visitors and never mind his business,  
24. My personal favourite- the bad guy always dies or gets caught by none other than the police  

What else can i tell you,

@ cheavroi
I'm sure your dstv has other channels, if your kids are around you know what to do, tune to
other channels

I'm looking forward to the day Nigerians will be proud of themselves.
This guy has been rated the 6th richest black man, we should be proud
that he is a Nigerian. Besides, he has created jobs for a lot of people directly
and indirectly. So lets stop criticizing.

@ cynthia75
Pls i'll like to no more about this forex trading. Can you help with more
websites?

congratulations,

@ jewelking

Yes O!!!
In fact if you see an armed robber and policeman, I'll advise you kill the policeman first.
They are worse than armed robbers.

kelvin:
Frankly speaking, I don't think there are any good eggs among this men in black. I have not been unfortunate enough to have a personal meeting with them before and I don't look foward to having that pleasure. But I think what our police need is proper orientation and training. They should also be taught how to work within the constituition and respect human rights.

There are good ones among them, it is just that they are very, very, few, may be 2 out of 1000.
Even these few are influenced by the bad ones as time goes on.
I quite agree with you on the issue of proper orientation and training.

@Keziah

Thank you jare.

@Dudu-bobo

Your own case is good ooooo!! In my own case when i met the DPO and explained things to him,
he was the one that asked them to detain me.
Imagine staying in the cell for over 4 hours for having my brother's JAMB result in my possession!!!!!!!

It is not only in Ogba that the indiscriminate arrest is taking
place. Last Friday i was coming back from my office with my GMAT
i took to the office to study for the 1st bank test, in it was my
younger brother's JAMB result, sworn affidavit and certificate of
origin. I was supposed to pass it on to somebody who is helping
him to process his admission. Unfortunately that evening as i was
going back home i was arrested for illegal possesion of my own
brother's document. Can you imagine that? I was detained for
over 4 hours before a friend came to bail me with the sum of
=N=1,500. So if you are helping somebody to look for job,
mind the way you go about with their doc.

CONGRA - TU - LOBIA, Where is the venue
of the reception? abi you no want make we come
chop rice?

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I wonder what they are turning our
higher institution into. Very soon you
will be denied of admission cos you were
seen talking to opposite sex. Come to think
of it, is it not Covenant university that we
all contributed to build? I'm sure when people
were contributing to build this university, it never
crossed their mind to say if you are HIV positive
please don't contribute! Discrimination of highest
order.

my problem with guys in general is that
if u want a virgin wife be a virgin yourself how hard can it be

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How do you identify one if you see

I'm also interested in this topic, but i have no idea on how to start. I shall be glad
if someone can help provide answers to these questions: What are the requirement to
invest in shares? what is the minimum investment one can start with? which of the
stockbrokers accept this minimum amount? Cos i learnt some won't accept anything
less than 250,000 as minimum investment.