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How much can you get 2006 Toyota corolla for me, shipping inclusive.benco4success@yahoo.com

Anthony0094: z this car Toyota product?

If u can't read, @list u can see d pix. Abi u no see d Toyota logo for d car?

NNDC

rozayx5: Fashola just uses the Media to make noise, same as other SW Governors

Infrastructure wise, he is a learner when it comes to Akwa Ibom

Shut up! Uyo is not akwa ibom. Apart from uyo, visit any other part of akwa ibom and
see that the level of development there is nothing to write home about.
It amazes me when people come to uyo and conclude that akwa ibom is developed.

EVANS BIPI: THE PRESIDENT'S WIFE IS A BAG OF TROUBLE, SHE HAS SUCCEEDED IN CAUSING SOME MAJOR PROBLEMS IN RIVERS STATE

How dare u talk 2 ya Jesus on earth like dat? Lol

dpee4real:

The NTA church is close to my street, I was surprised the first day I saw the church.

Emmadani: I din't here federal government in dis one o.So akwa ibom is now building everytin by itself,they build federal roads without waiting 4 fg,they build its own international airport that is not controled by federal govt.The only airport in nigeria dat is not controled by FAAN,n now am sure they are building its own seaport which am sure FG is not putting its own money into it...!Akpabio make GOD help u to go far wit the seaport contruction b4 2015.Akwa ibom built the airport on its own and is about to do same to d seaport,akwa ibom pple no make any noise o..,but if it was lagos,person no 4 here word.

Who controlled Akwa Ibom airport? Akpabio? Ignorance is a big disease.

i reside in Eket, i need bold 6 white, whats d price and ur terms of payment? Benco4success@yahoo.com

One of the reasons i dont drink alcohol is to avoid big tummy. But recently comments and complements from friends indicate dat my tummy is growing bigger, pls fellow NLders i need ur advice 2 control dis situation.

pat077: That's why God says he who find a gud wife..... And not he who pastor finds a wife for.

He who finds a wife......not gud wife. Read ur bible well bro.

blank: Still don't have light.

Pray 2 God.

moshoodn: HABA!


WHY DID YOU EDIT THE ORIGINAL TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOUR OWN WRITE UP.


YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST GAVE CREDIT TO ZEBBOOK.

WE COULD SUE YOU FOR PLAGIARISM.

Is there anywhere in this article dat says i wrote it?
I saw it on a friends facebook page and i found it funny
so i decided to post it on NL. BTW i did not edit nothing!

The Gospel According To ‘Saint’ Farouk

CHAPTER ONE

1) And it came to pass after these things, on the first day of the first month of the twelfth year after the second millennium,
that king Jona son of Bele announced to the people saying; there is no money left in the royal treasury, and the future of the kingdom is in great danger.

2) Therefore, a measure of oil shall no longer sell for three scores of silver and seven, but shall now be seven scores of silver and one.
But the people grumbled aloud, and said unto another, what shall it profit our king to gain all these oil money and lose his throne?

3) For it is appointed unto him to reign but once, and after this prison, for many are the atrocities which he has committed.

4) So they said unto the king, eat thou thy food in peace in the palace, and surround thou thyself with thine women, only touch not our
oil price and do thy people no harm.

5) But the king would not listen, and said unto himself, I know my people, they shall only grumble for a while and soon they shall forget.

6) But the people would not forget, for the burden was too much for them to bear, and they said; now unto him that is able to increase the price
of oil exceeding abundantly above all that his people can bear or think, according to the greed which worketh in him;

7) Unto him be curses in the streets by the masses throughout all ages, protests without end.

So they took to the streets and gave the land no peace, and there was no going out or coming in throughout the kingdom for two weeks,
and the king feared greatly and said to himself, surely these people shall overturn me if I answer them not.

9) So he called the head of the labourers unto the palace, and gave him bags of gold, that they might turn off the wrath of the people against the king.

10) So the king assembled the people and said unto them; a measure of oil shall no longer be seven scores of silver and one, but shall now
be four scores of silver, one dozen and one, to this your leaders have agreed. Praise me now therefore for I am a benevolent king.

11) And after all these, the Loudspeaker of the House of People said, let us inquire into the king’s claim that there be no money in the royal treasury.
So they appointed Farcrook, son of Lawal.


12) And said unto him, gather ye now all the oil sellers, that we may know who stole from the kingdom. This did him with diligence,
and came back with his report saying

13) Thieves abound in the land, and so have the oil sellers stole from the people, and gave them not oil, this they did with the
help of Aliyaro the king’s mistress; and the amount he mentioned was unheard of in the land.

14) When the people heard this, they were dismayed, and sorrow gripped their hearts.

15) But the oil sellers went in unto the king in his chamber, and said; rememberest thou O king that the what we stole did we made
available to thy campaign, and by thus did we make you king.

16) If thou deliver us unto the people that they may punish us, we will hold not our tongue to tell the people that thou art one of us.

17) And they said unto him, how else shall we destroy the message if not to destroy the messenger? Let us therefore implicate Farcrook
the son of Lawal in this matter.

18 ) So they sent a certain rich man from the West by the name Otedollar, and he took Farcrook into his house and gave him some money,
that he may alter the report which he had set before the people.

19) And it was that Otedollar went before an assembly of the people and said unto them, trust ye this man who said we stole from the treasury?
Surely he is one of us, for he came unto me in the middle of the night, and he left with his pockets full of money.

20) And the people where amazed, and their hearts bled, for Farcrook was a man in whom they had to their trust.

21) So Farcrook arose, and said; Otedollar is my briber, I did not request. He maketh me to sit down in his Maitama house;
he leadeth me beside the chilled champagne.

22) He exploited me greed; he leadeth me in the paths of marked dollars for subsidy’s sake.

23) Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of EFCC, I will fear no arrest: for bribes are with me;
my loots and my kickbacks they comfort me.

24) Thou preparest the dollars before me, in the presence of the SSS: thou anointest my mouth with wine; my pocket runneth over.

25) Surely the shame and reproach shall follow me all the days of my life, but I will dwell in the house of PDP forever and ever.

26) And the people wept, but there was no one to console them.

United States

As at the last time i checked my account balance last nite, I had over N700 only
to wake up this morning to see N20. I have been calling their customer care since
then without response from their end. They must refund my money, useless network

Awarded the most cursed president. A great achievement.

It is very simple, make politics unattractive! No private or foreign schools for political office holders' dependant. 2. No more medical check up abroad 3. Use generator @home and u are relieved of ur position. 4. No more PA's and SA's. If all these are put in2 action, trust me, we wud be begging people to contest election.

Alams' case was like dis, but where is he today? ASO ROCK
abegi, I don tire for all dis big thieves in govt house. If only
they can sentence dem to death by hanging, others wud learn.

Aye si nbe nile odo aguntan,
Ewa ogo re npe o pe ma bo,
Wole wole, wole nisisiyi,
Ewa ogo re npe o pe ma bo.

Ki ile to su, ilekun na leti,
Gbana o ka bamo pe o se
Ose ose ko si aye mo ose
Ewa ogo re npe o pe ma bo

Olugbala gbohun mi
Gbohun mi, gbohun mi,
Mo wa s'odo re gbami,
Nibi agbelebu
Chrs
Oluwa jo gbami,
Emi ki yio bi o ninu mo,
Alabukun gbami,
Ni bi agbelebu.

The difference is 9900-9700 = 200

Even in my dream, I will never vote PDP.

Only 2 of them----NTA and RADIO NIGERIA

HE Dr. Goodluck Ebele Azikwe Jonathan Public [b] G[/b]rand [b]C[/b]ommander of a [b]Failed R[/b]epublic

Pasan ti afi na Lovely iyale. . . . . o nbe laja fun Mercy johnson iyawo

Now this insult is gettting too much, imagine 3MB data & 40 free sms to be used b/w 12:30am - 4:30am after charging N25? Is 10MB not N100 again? Rubbish network. Anyway, N100 once in 3months is not too much to keep my line open for receiving calls.

@OP, u are not alone, i'm havin d same challenges. But what i normally do is to make sure
I finished all my transaction before checkin any other application dat is opened. I think its
for security reason.

horny4u:
Madam I don't mean to be unkind but you have taken the role of his mum instead of his babe.
For a man to feel like a man he needs to be able to provide for his woman and kids and i think your "kindness" robbed him of that opportunity.
The girl outside is probably asking him for every need she has and he feels useful, he feels needed and trusted
( trust me i am not blaming u per se i am too much of a feminist too anyway)
You and your kids are more important to this man than you know but you need to change roles now,
the less you give to him -the more he gives to you!
Use your money to" fine" ,yes dress up like a woman having an affair all the time be shiny, be happy, be laughing, radiant, play with him but put you first, if the kids are hungry - feed them and swear them to secrecy ( that one will be hard on depends on their age)
Never ever pay their fees no matter what , trust me he will pay it the day before the exam.
Trust him to be the man you want and he will fall into character.
Do not  be in a hurry this experiment takes 3 months at least.

Remember you are lady in distress not bimpe akilapa

As much as i find it difficult to believe your story, cos the story is one-sided and everyone would always shift the whole blame on the other person,the above post by horny4u will go a long way to restore joy into your marriage if follow strictly. Please rule out divorce option cos of your kids. In addition to these, take very good care of yourself, wear those dresses that can make his head go "ga-ga", always keep your environment neat and above all commit his heart into God's hand cos truly, the kings heart is in His hands and He turns it to where He pleases.

koyaabj:
let  her serve her NYSC programm as a minister, one year with NYSC stipend without any perk of office, community development as cleaner at area 1, after which she can continue as a minister, what do u think,

LWKMD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! o boy u too funny