₦airaland Forum

CeeJay9ja:
My question is does this rubbish have a bin for storing ejaculated sperms?

Bros you call am rubbish but you take style de find out more info abi

ayokellany:
You want Tinubu to back out of the union so that some Igbo lunatic of PDP n Ipob extraction can label him traitor n have something senseless to abuse the Yorubas with for the next century right ? I wonder what most of you Igbos do with your medulla. I just wonder.

Must every issue boil down to tribe? What has the lady said that has to do with ibo? I even guess you assume anybody that is not yoruba or hausa must be ibo right?

dheilaw1:
at least we are seeing the result. PDP and Jonathan couldn't justify $2.1b

Mumu, the drones where bought by Jonathan administration.

[quote author=lereinter post=64260600][/quote]My bro i just taya for that fellow. I wonder if people that write such are really Nigerians, or are they kids without responsibilities? Are they paid agents of government or out rightly insane people not living in reality?
I actually think we should start outrightly placing curses on such people.

GavelSlam:
Insult him all you want he is your president and has done better than who he took over from.

Even the visually impaired are aware electricity supply has improved. The rail lines in the south west are coming on nicely.

Npower has given succour to the youth who would have been asked to queue up in a jam packed stadium for a non-existent job, that would make billionaires of the government officials behind it.

Insecurity is still a problem but it has been so for the greater part of a decade now.

The president can do better but indeed he has done well.

I swear something is wrong with you!.
I stay precisely at akowonjo. Lagos. I run my gen at home and office 24 hours on our "OFF" day and at least 14 hours on the "ON" day. ie one day off/one day on. What electricity has improved?. I am running gen as i write now.

classicfrank4u:
for the past three days I couldn't comment on any thread ,hu knows y please??

Them do ban you be that

ignis:
Incomplete story... What did he do?
SARS or police can never attack you without you doing nothing to attract the attack.

Do you live in Nigeria?

Assume you stand in front of your house our at a bus stop and a vehicle parks and they tell you to enter and sit inside at the same time collect you phone, you ask who the are or why, you are immediately answered with slaps and beaten with sticks or hit with gun butt, further forced into the vehicle. (Unmarked vehicle).

The above is the predominant cause of clashes with sars because that is what they do to extort money from folks. I actually saw this happen to a 16-17 year old boy at the bus stop in front of my office. The boy was on ear phones walking past the bus stop and they did what i mention above to him. The bus was filled with other young men. They actually drove off with the boy from Akowonjo roundabout towards Oshodi expressway. His folks that probably sent him on an errand would have gone through the pain of wondering of his whereabout.
I wrote to the police complaint whatsapp number about what i observed and they wrote back to me that i should get the person involved to write a complain.

Point is that it might be hard for you to believe that the fellow did nothing against these sars police to deserve the assault he got from them.

ihatebuhari:
wished it was me



dumb woman

U like big pr××k?
Teem biggie rocks

LionDeLeo:
And the office of the president is not classified, abi?

Pls remind me when Barrack Obama denounced his Kenyan citizenship thereby having undivided loyalty.

Had Ahmed Abubakar ever worked with NIA in top ranking position even prior to the coming of Bubu?

Google is your friend
https://www.factcheck.org/2008/08/obamas-kenyan-citizenship/
Aug 29, 2008 - Q: Does Barack Obama have Kenyan citizenship? A: No. He held both U.S. and Kenyan citizenship as a child, but lost his Kenyan citizenship automatically on his 23rd birthday.

aribisala0:
From the sky they could see bullets flying? Have you ever witnessed a gun being fired? You generally don't see bullets flying. Stop all these cockk and bulll beer parlour stories.These days one can have investments in America Europe Japan and Hong Kong without even owning a passport. That does not make you rich not to talk of being a billionaire. The only person that would believe your tale is you. It is childish and embarrassing

Kindly google tracer rounds.

sarrki:
Buhari is financially OK

Gej is financially OK

Governors are financially OK

Political appointees are financially OK

Masses are mentally, physically , financially not OK

Who bear the brunt ?

The masses

I have dropped all my support for this politician

I was in markurdi today

I will never support any politician again

I saw innocent children that lost their parents

I saw one asking for her mum just 3 years old

I cried , I don't know what to tell her

Sarrki, Seriously was what you saw that devastating to make you write the above? You know some of us stay so far away we only see pictures and hear stories of such devastation on social media and its so distant there is little understanding of the gravity of such events.
Anyway, take it easy.

Marvellouzkk:
Rip stay away from bar this is 2018

Chai, Check out your smooth skin on those long legs. (Matt 10 vs 10. The work of god is marvelous in our sight)

NonsoWow:
Ipods are easily identified by their childish lies. Ask the OP what he intends to achieve by saying that the location is Benue even though it could have been anywhere. Cows took over the premises of government secretariat umuohia(hometown of Kanu) today and Ipods were trying hard to supress that revelation because it would make their depraved leader look weak.

Isn't it you come one just placed a curse on because of your offensive statement? You are still talking? SMH

Blooddiamond:
Benue citizens should prepare themselves by any means necessary and be armed to d teeth. The blood sucking marauders will never listen to reason. Chase those crazy demon's out of town.

When the people arm themselves that is when buhari will send troops to disarm them. It has happened before.

DeltaOil:
Some of us truly have our lives stolen.

We have useless govs like Ortom, who let Fulani herdsmen turn his people into suya.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/6543543_screenshot20180112165847_jpeg4a0d5e0d890142cf1f57013d4d671198

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Then this same state has useless indigene's like Sarrki.
This same fooled called Sarrki hails from Benue, spends his time insulting IPOB.



This same fool called Sarrki from Benue cannot say anything about Fulani Herdsmen in his states,
all he knows is IPOB.

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Are you minding the sarrki born throway? I actually wonder if he is a bot.

Dammylois:
Na wao,nobody wan hustle again for this life,it's now through the fastest possible means

Nice "front" you carry there

sarrki:
Keep quiet

Nairaland believes in freedom of speech

Once you obey the rules

Abi Know freedom of speech anymore ?

You believe in freedom of speech but I should keep quite right? hmm..
You have freedom of speech as a right but you do not have the right to be an irritant to others with your freedom of speech. I know you aspire to be our esteemed Nnwamaipe the only nairalander allowed to spill trash and get away with it. Nnwamaipe you will never be but keep trying

CaptainJeffry:
Are you now Sarrki-Buhari or are you his secretary? Mr. Man, stop this m@dness, it's getting on my nerves.

I actually feel admin should ban this sarrki fellow for being an irritant on this forum. I really do not know what pleasure he derives in vomiting all the trash.

sarrki:
Am a man that honored words

I told you yesterday

That once you cross me henceforth

I will fire from all direction

My man, what is your problem for Gods sake. Cant you kindly keep silent for once? You wish to be nnwamaikpe is tasteless.

FRESHG:
GET WELL SOON THE GREAT SON OF PROPHET BUHARI S A W

Saw? What did he see?

OGAMINISTER:
Use the Golden rule and recruit ur boys to secure your people.....

That is when buhari will send solders to deal with the governors boys

sarrki:
Good one

Baba thank you

What ebele can't do you have done better

I see you have taken over from NNwaamaipe

psp2pc:
lies..
looking at the edge of the windscreen, the side windows, I can tell you that Benz is not bulletproof.
bulletproof windows got extra width and black tint across the edges of the windows where reinforced edged windows would be visible.
or does he think because the side windows are tinted that means the car is bulletproof.
there is no Benz named SE350, that's an S Class 2009 or 2010 model. can't see the side signal would have been sure which year it is.
either Harrysong is lying or he has been scammed.

Thank you jare. I thought i was the only one that noticed same.

sinaj:
issay lie jore

Seriously, from years of experience, i have discovered that slimmer girls especially lepa take bigger stuff better. Chubbier girls if they will handle it have to take time to adjust and get used to it. Do not know the science behind it though..
In short just stick with watin u fit handle. lol

sinaj:
E

It means its only smally prikx you can take cos lepa take bigger ones easily

goggleit:
Baba u need dixk enlargement to penetrate well oo

Baba is well know for having horse dixk ohh. Uniben and ambrose ali chicks can testify

Mariangeles:
So your wife snores...get over it!
You men demand so much from women it's annoying. you don't want this, you don't like that, you can't tolerate those, she's too fat huh...ENOUGH ALREADY!
Marriage is for mature men that is ready to take anything that comes with it.
Don't you men know that a woman's body go through so many changes...? A woman can tolerate anything from you but y'all can't...? chai! and the poor woman does not know she's being discussed because her husband that is supposed to protect her brought out her business just so every tom, dick and harry can have a feast discussing her.
Marriage is not by force. if you not ready to tolerate another person, please don't get married.
Women, don't ever let anybody make you feel less of yourselves because you "snore"!

You said it all!

Bros. One thing I have found out after thrice your years of marriage is that you must accommodate with certain flaws. Do you know you might also snore and she lives with it? There might also be other things you do eg smoking, alcohol smell, etc she puts up with but cannot tell you? Just be accommodating and over time you both will adjust to your flaws.

imconfused:
And he had to show the picture of the innocent child coupled with that disparaging message?
What is wrong with people!!!Why can't irresponsible adults leave children out of their nonsense??
Can he say his trouser has stayed zipped?He never climb another woman?
Abeg he should shift and go and work on his marriage like his mates are doing and leave this poor child out of it.
Stupid people

Even If his trousers were not zipped, or rather both parties did what ever. The issue was the placing the emotional responsibility of another man's child on him.

chronique:
Mr man,just calm down. Those of us wey done go,done know. Na grace of God fit make you catch woman wey dey play you. Been there before and I can tell you it isn't so easy. Sometimes, you'd doubt yourself, your sources,and even the facts that you already have.

Wise words from you..

Hey she made an innocent mistake based rational thinking. The fact that her trust was abused should not make her feel there are no genuine Nigerians. I would like to transfer 15k to her just to reassure her that genuine folks exist.
To that guy, you think you are smart and gained but on the long run you are just short sighted and stupid.
it reminds me of the danfo driver that that drives against traffic and blocks in coming traffic further causing holdup on the road he intends to pass minutes later.