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RomanceRe: Honeymoon Photos Of Dele Taiwo, Dwarf RCCG Pastor by bendike: 11:46am On May 05, 2017
At least no domestic violence can be expected from the man in this case. lol
FamilyRe: Expectant Mum, Kids Stranded In U.S. After Husband’s Sudden Death (pic) by bendike: 11:28am On May 05, 2017
Did you read the post at all? If you did, then comprehension seems to be the problem shocked
shocked
elipheleh:
Sorry Madame o.

But are you expecting us to actually send you 10k USD for a burail?
While you were busy enjoying your life and children abroad, how much have you remembered the fatherless and motherless children at home?
How many poor widows or kids has your husband helped while alive? Sorry if you helped people. But a lot of our rich people thinks tragedy is meant for the poor only. And they look down on and despise the needy thinking it can never get to them to experience such situations.

Madam come back home with whatever is left of your husbands wealth and build yourself and your children's here in Nigeria. It will be a good starting point. Don't burden the poor masses to foot your bill for such expensive lifestyle.
RomanceRe: My Pre Wedding Pics by bendike: 6:52am On Apr 15, 2017
You need cooling truck for ur wedding? Wil drop 10k off price for nairalanders. 50k instead of 60 for mainland lagos. 08060244395
EducationRe: Police Brutalize Prof. Sunday Edeko Of Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma by bendike: 3:18pm On Apr 14, 2017
AnyibestDede:
We all know that most of our police men are rogue, stupid and wicked but i think the prof brought this on himself. U saw a boy who was arrested u had to slow down and ask wat happend and u were asked to leave yet u went ahead parked ur car and came down to challange those beast. Am sure if the boy arrested was from a poor home the prof wouldn't have stop to ask wats going on. Sorry proff thats wat we ordinary Nigeria passes through everyday
Smh for you. Do you have siblines, children? I doubt. So you insinuate the prof broght it on himself by seeing a boy he knew behind a police van and slowing down to ask what happened? What the fu-k is wrong with you for Gods sake!
RomanceRe: 'If Guys Knew How Many Times Girls Wore The Same Bra Without Washing It' - by bendike: 5:26pm On Apr 06, 2017
Benita27:
So you wash your bra after your second outing?. I wear bra more than twice and it doesn't smell as you're putting it.
You really might not know its smells from sweat. After all people that have BO always feel they do not and even get offended when you tell them. No offense meant.
CrimeRe: Another Doctor Swallows 80 Tablets Of Different Medicines In New Suicide Attempt by bendike: 10:57pm On Apr 03, 2017
Famocious:
A good doctor wouldn't commit suicide buy swallowing plenty tablets nah, why can't him just inject 40 mmol of KCl by push... undecided just pulling Teebillz on us
where can it be bought? you have for sale? grin
CrimeLondon Terrorist A Nigerian? by bendike(op): 2:30pm On Mar 29, 2017
The fellow that perpetrated the recent London terrorist act seems to be a Nigerian.
Kalid masood's real name is Adrian Ajao, while that of his mother is Janet Ajao.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/27/mother-westminster-terrorist-says-shocked-actions-does-not-condone/
CultureRe: Oba Abdulrasheed Adewale Akanbi & His Son, Wife (Photos) by bendike: 11:03pm On Mar 25, 2017
Christianity EtcRe: Sleeping In A Room Where A Dead Body Was Buried. by bendike: 6:07pm On Mar 21, 2017
Bros when you mess for night hot slap from no where sama you for back of your head na that time you go receive sence grin
PoliticsRe: I Won’t Appear Before Senate Wednesday – Customs CG by bendike:
You must be a civil servant. Because only government pikins that have lived all their life under government paid work think like this. Ok so the owner of the senna should pay for the incompetence of the custom service right? How in the first instance did the vehicle get past the boarder? Who's duty is it to man our boarders? As per underpaying duty, who gave the estimate to the car dealer? During the course of registration of the vehicle, who issued the custom clearance documentation? All points at the customs! One ancient buffoon then comes up to say folks should go back to customs to re validate duty because they want to install checkpoints to check and seize cars, even when i bought the car from a car dealer?That is madness!
It reminds me of the silly military minister of communications years back (olarinwaju?) who tried to shut down business centers that used CALLBACK and INTERNET to make cheaper international calls at N50 when NITEL was charging N400 naira per min. The minister then deployed soldiers to raid business centers claiming "economic Sabotage"
We shouldn't be made to pay for government incompetence.

deking:
This is the understanding of someone who is myopic or lacks depth of thinking about this policy. There are no quick wins to fixing a country. In the scenario you have painted one would expect that the public discuss would be how to make the policy more effective without bringing unnecessary hardship on the citizens.

The owner of the Sienna could also have taken advantage of the window created by the Customs to ratify his documents. Will you say someone who bought a stolen car should be allowed to keep enjoying the vehicle because he did not take the pain to do what is right.

Please governance is not for kids. We should learn to engage our minds and take a wider and far more reaching look at issues. The policy is the BVN of car importation in Nigeria and like the BVN it will assist in no small measure to curb corruption especially of custom officers.

Is the policy perfect? No.
Is it a good direction to go? Yes .
Can it be improved upon? Yes.
Who will assist in identifying the possible loop-holes ? We citizens.
Why the citizens? They are familiar with all the channels that government officials use to circumvent the system and cheat on citizens daily.

This is the way countries build systems.
PoliticsRe: Governor Al-makura's Son Arrested For Killing Student by bendike: 3:51pm On Mar 21, 2017
Folks, the fact that you hit someone with your car does not mean you are guilty. 2 months ago I drove into a street with very bad road and with cars parked on both sides of the road. The buka did not have what i wanted so i made a U turn. As i drove back towards the major road meandering the bad road, i saw a flash from the side of my eyes and instinctively hit the brakes. People in front of my SUV were shouting i should not move but reverse. Apparently a 7 year boy ran between two parked cars straight into my front tyre in fact his foot was pressed into the sand by my tyre. Just imagine if it had been a normal street and i had being driving on normal speed. I probably would have killed the child(God Forbid). See, the point is most times such incidences occur the pedestrian is usually at fault unfortunately emotions take over and people want the driver lynched.
CrimeRe: Woman Brutalised By Soldiers Sues Nigerian Army, Demands N250m (photos) by bendike: 9:52am On Mar 17, 2017
cruzyteejay:
In as much as i dnt support the humiliation being metted out on civilians by some idiots in the military.....i still believe that those scars ain't real,it would av been easier to understand if it were a man,and those video and still pictures looks like a scripted one.......backed up with the #250m compensation,for what?,even if she spends the whole year in a hospital,they still won't charge her that amount,no,its nt acceptable,it was all planned by the woman and the lawyer or org,besides,what was the lady's offence against the army officers?,because am sure something ensued before the beating,they just can't see her and start beating her,something must have triggered their action,and lastly,if you want justice,go with clean hands,u dnt necessarily make money in court,not with this kind of case
What she did is not the issue here. The issue is that she was assaulted by soldiers. The soldiers had no right to take law into their hand assuming she offended them in anyway. They ought to have handed her to the police for prosecution.
CrimeRe: Woman Brutalised By Soldiers Sues Nigerian Army, Demands N250m (photos) by bendike: 8:35am On Mar 17, 2017
kogistar:
i know army won't pay her any money, who the lady was,, before she went ahead to challenge soldiers?
Oga its obvious you know noting about LAW. I am not a lawyer but from the little i know the army has no option than to settle with her or to attend to court summons. It will even be perfect for her case if the army sends no representation to court because it will enable her get judgment faster.
You say army wont pay if she gets judgment? Oga all her lawyers have to do is to get a garnishing order on all the Nigeria army account home and abroad that contain any substantial money. Those account will be frozen and the judgment sum taken simple!
Lawyers could explain better.
PoliticsRe: DSS Arrests Gabriel Suswam, Guns, Keys Of 45 Exotic Cars, Ammunition Recovered by bendike: 7:42pm On Feb 26, 2017
SmartyPants:
mini-uzi and ak47 shocked huh what is this man doing with those?
protecting himself i guess grin
Autos2012 Chevrolet Suburban For Sale. Price 14m Only by bendike(op):
Pristine Chevrolet Suburban ultra SUV for sale.
Was imported and registered during December 2016 and used for Christmas. Has been parked since then.


Chevrolet equips its 2012 Suburban 1500 with a 5.3-liter V8 that delivers 320 horsepower when running on gasoline or 326 horses if the fuel tank is filled with E85 (a mixture of 85-percent ethanol and 15-percent gasoline). The heavy-duty Suburban 2500 packs a bigger punch with its 352-horsepower 6.0-liter V8. Both engines feature Chevy's Active Fuel Management system, which cuts power from eight to four cylinders under light-load situations. This technology, along with a standard 6-speed automatic transmission, serves to improve the efficiency of Chevrolet's heavy-hauling SUV.

5.3-liter V8 FlexFuel
320 horsepower at 5,200 rpm (gasoline)
326 horsepower at 5,300 (E85)
335 lb-ft of torque at 4,000 rpm (gasoline)
348 lb-ft of torque at 4,400 (E85)
EPA city/highway fuel economy: 15/21 (gasoline), 11/16 (E85)

6.0-liter V8
352 horsepower at 5,400 rpm
382 lb.-ft. of torque at 4,200 rpm
EPA city/highway fuel economy: 10/16 (2WD), 10/15 (4WD

AutosRe: TOKS Iveco Truck 18 Tonnes Capacity @ N2.6M In IBADAN by bendike: 8:47am On Feb 20, 2017
hello. is the engine electronic or manual?
what is the model number written on the door?
CrimeRe: Thief Nabbed While Robbing A Hotel In Lagos (photo) by bendike:
Atmmachine:

The Lagos state Police nabbed 5 men Arm Robbery gang who specializes in breaking into people's houses to steal Amala and Ewedu

The names of the suspects

*Ahmed Olapode

*Ademumu Olorun

*Olakankita Tunde

"Olaluibe Adesina

*Olanike Ayo
lolz. I really enjoy this NCAN stuff. Always hilarious. I take is as humor and not from a tribal point of view. Note that i am "flat head or ipod"and I eat more amala gbegiri and ewedu more than any "afonja" or "brown roof" man. grin
PoliticsRe: Maiduguri Residents Troop Out To Celebrate Decimation Of Boko Haram [Photos] by bendike: 4:09pm On Feb 01, 2017
OnankpaBa:
Sai Baba.

I stand with PMB
ewu buhari, no be only stand, u for bend with am..
CelebritiesRe: Lecturer, Dare Arowolo Blasts 2face Over Protest: You Benefited From Kleptocracy by bendike: 9:57pm On Jan 31, 2017
Supid lecturer! With the kleptocracy of the past admin your 200k salary was 1200 dollars now how much is it in your unkleptocratic present regime? 200 dollars a month and you still have not received sense. Dont worry , maybe when you hve to tell your colleagues abroad u earn 100 dollars monthly you will then wake up.
PoliticsRe: "See The Men Who Imported The Pump Action Rifles Found In A Container In Lagos". by bendike: 9:06pm On Jan 30, 2017
Whats the noice all about? These are ordinary pump action shot guns for personal home protection of which you can get a license for. Have you seen soldiers using shot guns for war? Instead of most people here to find out how to buy one to peotect your home from robbers and boko haram people are complaining. Mwtcheew. See most big men and even average folks have 1 or 2 in their homes.
CrimeRe: Soldiers Beat A Muscular Guy In Lagos For Flexing His Muscles In Armless Outfit by bendike: 2:50pm On Jan 23, 2017
I am surprised no one noticed his CAMOUFLAGE CAP in the 5th picture. That is probably the reason he was beaten
CelebritiesRe: Ibinabo Fiberesima Celebrates Her 44th Birthday With Stunning Photos by bendike: 8:41am On Jan 13, 2017
Football age? grin IB was two set my senior in uniibadan. I got into uni 16-17 years old. I will be 44 this year.
Jobs/VacanciesVacancy For Bar Supervisor by bendike(op): 6:44am On Jan 03, 2017
A bar requires the services of a bar supervisor to supervise daily business of the bar.
Must reside around the Akowonjo, Egbeda, Shasha axis.

Male and female applicants are accepted. Must be able to work late.

Contact 08060244395 for further details
PoliticsSHOCKING ! Hausa-fulani, Yoruba Politicians Conversation On How To Destroy South by bendike(op): 12:57pm On Oct 19, 2016
I stumbled on this viral audio recording this morning and to say the least i was shocked after listening. A conversation between a Northern politician and an uninterested Yoruba politician. I actually give Mr Kunle kudos because you could clearly see he was not disposed to the Northern politician's line of thought. It is really worth listening to.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV5rERCuXS8
EducationUnserious NOUN University by bendike(op):
I registered my ward recently with the National open university of Nigeria popularly known as NOUN. In this short period of roughly 2 weeks i have made these observations.
Noun is meant to be basically an on-line learning system for people who do not have the time to attend the regular university. It is actually for the working class but invariably lots of youths who have had issues with getting admission into universities or have financial challenges use the cheaper option of working and caring out their studies on-line.
Now lets focus on the fundamental issues here.
1, I noticed to make payment through their lamata system into your noun account wallet was a herculean task. It took me 2 days just to generate the code on noun website to enable me pay to the bank.
2, After payment it took me 1 week to register for the courses and exams. Registration simply could not be done because the server was down. I visited the study center and they confirmed the server was down and nothing could be done until it was fixed. Called noun technical support. same thing. After a week the server came up and registration was done.
3. Now to study. After registration you have access to the ILEARN platform where you have video lecture, your ebook etc. My ward has only been able to log into the Ilearn platform just the day registration was completed. The platform to log into your noun student portal and the Ilearn has been down ever since. 5 days or so to be precise.
Now, the issue is how come NOUN collects so much money from thousands of students (67k was for the semester) and they cannot maintain a website that is meant to be the basis on which their students are taught? Its not as if they have overheads like regular universities. They do not pay lecturers like regular universities or run a campus.
It is really amazing to me. I really wonder when we will ever get anything right in this country. Is it that the National universities commission does not monitor this "university"?
Really disappointed.
Meanwhile i read somewhere that they have about 750k students registered in the institution. Just imagine the billions. yet they cannot maintain a website. As i write the portal is still down.

UPDATE. AS AT TODAY MORNING 07/10/2016 THE LEARNING PORTAL IS STILL NON FUNCTIONAL
AutosRe: Spotless Range Rover Sport HSE Luxury 2013 Tok (Petrol)@17M(08096577304) by bendike: 7:32am On Aug 26, 2016
you are looking for mugu or money miss road to scam abi? you call that late model range rover 17m. 419 oshi.
AutosRe: Spotless Range Rover Sport HSE Luxury 2013 Tok (Petrol)@17M(08096577304) by bendike: 8:25am On Aug 25, 2016
crase man. no be only 17m, na 17billonyou for say naa. mtcheew
FoodRe: Check Out The Food I Just Prepared For The Week (A Nairaland Bachelor) by bendike: 6:43pm On Jul 23, 2016
ButterFrost212:
grin good luck with that, why not start with Eba?
Fine girl cool
CrimeRe: Bayo Lawrence Anoworin Listed In Britain's Most Wanted Con Artists by bendike: 10:28am On Jul 19, 2016
NCAN Akowonjo branch. I have checked the name. Lolz (just joined)
WebmastersRe: 12 Tips For Becoming A Successful Web Designer - Kinginvahala by bendike: 8:31am On Jul 19, 2016
Where is the best place to study web design in lagos?
BusinessRe: Nigeria’s Inflation Rate Hits 16.5%, Highest Point Since 2005 by bendike: 9:33pm On Jul 18, 2016
tundexijim:
Oya wailers una food don done...
Bros bros.. she na untill 1$ be 1k before u go realise things de go wrong?

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