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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 3:53am On Sep 12, 2019
As it stands from an unverified source, APLs are ready for signing but big boss (big boss could be the GMD or the Head of HR, not sure) is still very busy with other engagements. His original signature must be appended on all necessary documents before release (for obvious reasons). Imagine having to sign over 1000 APLs alone and these usually comes in duplicates or more plus other supplementary documents awaiting the same person's signature.

Las las, we may have to wait for at least a week or two. The man is not a RankXerox machine, he'll take his time.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 6:48pm On Sep 11, 2019
Ladyjane5657:
Chaste cupcake, what would u like for dinnerhuh? Honey??
Lol, Jane you just know how to rub it in. I give up on you and chaste.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 6:45pm On Sep 11, 2019
Swargu:
Ma binu ton, edakun jor
Issorait, a word is enough for the wise. I rest my case.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 6:30pm On Sep 11, 2019
Swargu:
BenFlash ti binu oh. cheesy cheesy
Oloun! O to binu
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 6:25pm On Sep 11, 2019
1samm:
There are lots of nonsense I can take on this thread like the soured and expired SAUCES to irrelevant info with nothing to do with this thread!..but d worst of the nonsenses that I can't take is this disgusting flirtations and panderings! so pls exchange WhatsApp number already and save me from puking as a result undecided
You can't take it as in... Na you be the Landlord of NL?

P.S. That's not me trying to be savage, it is an honest question
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 6:10pm On Sep 11, 2019
Rafiq2:
Some women just don't know when to shut up..
@Rafiq2, I suggest you hold your peace the same way you have been holding it when someone in this forum was randomly going around picking on people's comments to insult-quote them and was readily equipped to the teeth for a marathon banter, you, those who liked your post and supported your position chose to ignore.

Now y'all want to flex your effeminate male muscles because she is a woman. Smh, please let her be, we have seen worse from males.

P.S. I hope you know this your comment is very sexist. Be guided.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 3:46pm On Sep 11, 2019
darado:
Good. Hope no any other southerner with this kind of ideology?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 6:06pm On Sep 10, 2019
Celebsnews:
I used were because the recruitment process is over from the corporation's end kind of. The list has already been compiled. I'm not talking from the point of an applicant, but a member of the recruitment team.

Opricado.
Opri...what?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 5:19pm On Sep 10, 2019
Celebsnews:
Just so you know, any information from a typical Hausa Man who is not even on nairaland, based in Kaduna, and was part of the recruitment team is GENUINE[

My sauce is as spicy as ketchup!

I've never commented here before, but have been following this thread right from inception. So, when I finally do, don't take it[i] likely[/i].

Remember, a toad does not walk in the day time for nothing.
Ahem! @bolded, "lightly"
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 12:43pm On Sep 10, 2019
Saimeritus:
From a very reliable source, the List was signed yesterday and APL may drop next week. I have a friend that don't pass the CBT but had his interview on Wednesday this week. He wasn't asked any question, he just did documentation cause he's coming in through the Vice presidential list. May God help Us All. Insha Allah, we will get there.
So this was your December? Lol, you just like wahala
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 12:40pm On Sep 10, 2019
Slammmmmmmm:
He gave that clause intentionally just to but time for himself.

I still hold on to his initial 9/10 statement
You are holding on to statement when holding on to his shirt at the collar area will be more effective.

Your anger is still busy watching Ben10
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 7:46am On Sep 10, 2019
AllreaL:
Now, we wait...
Watch this space!
Oshey! LASAA billboard
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 11:57am On Sep 09, 2019
Ladyjane5657:
I can't seem to locate the Hilarious
You got my message! I rest my case
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 11:52am On Sep 09, 2019
Ladyjane5657:
U know this thing u keep complaining about might be a psychological problem?? Do do don't get me wrong...

And u happen to be a psychologist..

In the words of the Ethiopian Eunuch " This is psychological problem... This is a psychologist... What are we waiting for?? grin
haq haq haq (try reading that out loud and picture me rolling on the floor with laughter). It is hilarious
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 11:40am On Sep 09, 2019
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 11:37am On Sep 09, 2019
mosgoon:
Hmmn, Out of the three of us left in my sample space, my interview mate just received alert.

Two remaining. Still waiting.
They lowkey know that you don't need the job, so what's the point paying you at all? They managed to include Jarus becos he smartly added a caveat on time

N.B. that was not my handwriting
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 11:34am On Sep 09, 2019
Ladyjane5657:
Haq haq haq haq
This person that keeps gagging you whenever you try to laff, na wah oo
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 11:25am On Sep 09, 2019
ademmy102:
Ride on brother.... You guys still make me laugh. Appointment letter has been shifted "What a word" Why some people have pleasure to deceive one another without mindful of the repercussion. What you are expecting is always available that's why date has not been fixed on when it will drop. The availability is for a duration not known to anybody including me but the case will close anytime soon. " Food for thought"
If you mention that food for thought hia again eh, Nna mehn I will eat your food on your behalf, it's like you are not hungry but you keep eyeing easymoneysniper's food.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 11:20am On Sep 09, 2019
tyakson99:
grin, grin Omo na tactical change of formation. But notice how the thread full cheesy. Easymoneysniper must be a politician grin
The guy did a Jose Mourinho on us. He promised us the fans a 4-3-3 attacking pre-match formation (with so much confidence). Now he is hinting at a 4-2-3-1 bus packing defensive strategy as he has discovered that his opponent (NNPC) will field both Messi (Unpredictability) and Ronaldo (Secrecy) against him.

Las las, even if na only one counter attack we see for the entire match, it must lead to an APL scrambled goal. Amen
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 11:12am On Sep 09, 2019
Easymoneysniper:
News getting to me now states if APL doesn't come today or probably tomorrow, it's due to outstanding TF payments. Everyone has to be paid before the letter comes out. If everyone is paid today, we get it tomorrow.

If everyone is paid by tomorrow, then it's Wednesday. Payments are being disbursed quickly, so it should all be sorted by end of today or tomorrow hopefully. All in All its coming out this very week.
This might not be what some people wanna hear. But that's the update I just got
But wait first oo, if everyone must be paid before APL is released, what about people who's village people have refused their account to be credited and keeps bouncing it? That clause cannot work oo, we need our APL biko. Someone cannot use his village reggae to spoil my blues.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 11:02am On Sep 09, 2019
Teaser4:
thanks bro... Chaste never wake up...I saw oga ben few minutes ago... my form ooooo lol
Teaser, oya dey do frog jump from gate dey come otherwise you no go see this our ID card collect. You caused we alertees enough sifia pains with ABT. We need to reformat your brain small with hard labour.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 10:58am On Sep 09, 2019
Kevlala:
well u can see now u were the only one that caught the joke in ur statement. No one has been able to identify with the joke. Pple liked the post because of ur concerns about receiving alert not becos they knew u hadnt not received.

Its fine anyway. my response was borne out of the fact that i dont expect anyone to have conflicting posts.

I'm not in ur location. would have made myself available. Enjoy the pay and wait for the next big thing (APL).
Too much sense will not kee you aswear
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 9:10am On Sep 09, 2019
LocalNietzsche:
About rising sea levels at the equator, is there an accurate prediction of increment of the level and time-frames? Is there any map of the region that will be submerged? They are building Eko Atlantic City in Lagos now and other artificial extensions into the coastal regions like Palm islands in Dubai, what is wrong with them? Sinking billions of dollars in something that will submerged in maybe a century?
"All smokers are liable to die young" did not stop Fela from smoking his 12 inches long weed. So what's your point sir?

Climate change is evidently affecting the world; for the fact that humans have not been able to consistently make accurate predictions of the exact increment level or timeframe does not negate that fact.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 8:58am On Sep 09, 2019
Dear Fellow "African rain makers", should we tell them the real truth about climate change?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 9:33pm On Sep 08, 2019
@Number5, everyone is hailing you and your head is swelling bah. Oya give me back my note.






Nice write up... grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 9:21pm On Sep 08, 2019
Phenolic:
I don't care if APL comes tomorrow or not so far my name is there.
Having said that, i will actually love to be friends with both Beam and Mosgoon at the training camp. I need that balance of IQ and EQ. Oga Jarus will be my mentor.
Number 5, i owe you a bottle of water when we meet for this articulatly written masterpiece.
Finally, I hope it's not too late to submit my application as a member of the association of Local men. These local people are anything but local. See you all at the towers by God's grace.
@bolded, let me put you on the spot, which one of them do you want to learn the EQ from?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 9:03pm On Sep 08, 2019
jaiye4love:
Your idea about this matter is not of standard. If you have spent 11 months on a job, you are entitled to a 1 month annual leave. So if you are giving a notice, its no different from when you are giving same during any of the month of your 11 month service. In any case, a 1 month notice doesn't stop you from collecting the salary for which the notice is given. Its only when you never notify your company at all, that you will have to forfeit a month salary in lieu of notice
First of all, it is not an idea, it was culled from experience, so the foundation of your criticism is already flawed. Secondly, please read my comments, carefully this time, for proper discernment as I didn't mention anything about salary.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 3:50pm On Sep 08, 2019
boscom:
Dear Local Men and Women,

As we await the next stage, the elders are under immense pressure to endorse who will become the 2019 GT President.

We have got a lot of distinguished fellows on our table but there is need for due diligence in the selection. However, to whom the mantle of leadership will be given, we dont know but we are sure of those that wont be endorsed.

Watch out!

Regards
Local Elders Forum.
Let the real elders catch you, e be like say you wan do frog jump inside gutter
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 3:44pm On Sep 08, 2019
Ddnazy:
Lol. Not only lectures o, pray o. Infact if yoy have been praying, this is the time to triple the prayers. While local men and women are relaxed waiting for APL, 'things' may be going on. Pray o, let no removal / replacement at the this last minute affect anyone here. Pray o!! No APL 9/10. Apukwaa m.
Turn down the volume a bit dear, na now u just wan start your own prayers? Some of us don complete the Boston marathon, you just wan start to dey buy your canvass.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 3:36pm On Sep 08, 2019
Gbriels:
Lol.... local secretary...

For the brochure, all local members are advised to send their Goodwill messages....
Enireqx20 and ladyjane are to handle this..

Also, lecture of mode of theory formulation during the induction and training will be delivered by larride..

Lectures on friends with benefits within local men and women shall be delivered by profs number5 and benflash..

Lecture on how to keep ur profile safe online and at home will be delivered by danXplore...


comedy crew will be chaired by beeam....

Is going to be a night to be a knight...

Sign
Coordinator
AOLMAW
@bolded, Friends with benefit ke, when @Chasteguy and @Ladyjane1to10 are there? You ppl should give me easy topic biko.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 1:47pm On Sep 08, 2019
ChasteGhuy:
Sorry, mistake. For the secular, it's Don Williams
Lol, I thought it was a deliberate joke, you just had to spoil it for me, mtchww
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 12:18pm On Sep 08, 2019
DarkShades:
My younger brother was also friends with mohammed. So if it is him the op was talking about, i can also ask my brother to ask around their circle of friends for more info for us.



@BenFlash Take note. It is a simple Yes or No question.
Lol, you still don't get it do you? A word is enough...

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