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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 2:19pm On Feb 01, 2020
Jarus:
There is confidentiality issue. If anyone puts out an [b]accurate info [/b]on what you want to do, you will also be annoyed and worried about the people around you.
The word "accurate" is subjective. You actually said this week (which is already gone) or MAYBE next week. That falls below my threshold of accuracy if you ask me. You only gave a prediction based on a reliable info you got.

My own definition of accuracy would have been about specific date and timelines. So if your source thinks you actually said something that you shouldn't have, then I think it goes beyond what you posted on your website. My 2 cents though

For the GT vs EH thingy, I clearly recall you weren't the first to mention it here.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 1:51pm On Feb 01, 2020
Jarus:
Unfortunately, I regret putting the info out, especially on our website. It caused very serious issue in the Towers that I cannot say here.
This is simply corruption fighting back. There was no ill intention in what you did. Any other honest person would have done same.

I am sure the uproar was as a result of the pressure created by your publication on those trying to push their candidates through the backdoor as they felt time had almost run out on them.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash:
bkamm:
I don't know if this makes sense though.
But if I were considering hosting a couple of people for 'lunch', picking up My phone to notify these people is the least part of the 'task'.

Do have a great weekend. smiley
It would have made sense if you haven't had about 6months to prepare the lunch, you knew the number you invited and the seat positions they'd be taking based on rank, all you were waiting for was a final guest list to enable you start to notify the individuals. How hard can that be? Note that this is not your first time of serving this kind of lunch to a large number of people which implies that there is an existing template.

Hence, my submission that your info is trying to paint the chef as incompetent which I strongly doubt. I believe someone is yet to give the ultimate go ahead to serve the dishes.


The other guy's info as regards the upfront budget makes more sense, as some candidates may have been added to appease the Landlords, hence the undue bureaucratic delay in obtaining re-approval but it is certainly not due to the chef's incompetence.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 4:38pm On Jan 31, 2020
youngforever22:
Good afternoon fellow comrades. Certificate of compliance was just issued by federal character on Tuesday and all is set. What is causing delay is for budget department to approve upfront payments and all. Expect APL in early february
So you mean bkamm's Wednesday story was all made up?

Ayam tayad of you people. This APL should just come abeg. I am becoming dizzy with all these inconsistent sauces.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 4:35pm On Jan 31, 2020
joobseekar:
Fixed. cheesy cheesy
Lol, Tiwa Savage
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 4:34pm On Jan 31, 2020
hayesconcept:
Nobody will send any success notification to you via any means. if you are successful, you will receive your letter through courier service.
Please say what you know, stop dwelling in the past
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 2:22pm On Jan 31, 2020
bobowaja:
@bolded
That access bank theory reigned that year o.

I almost wished it was true till nnpc nack me alert cheesy cheesy
souljar:
How una take forget LOMS? grin
That was the first hit!
Barring any last minute change
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 2:09pm On Jan 31, 2020
bkamm:
Can only confirm that the Wednesday outcome was positive (go ahead given to conclude GTs).
All comes down to how fast the HR team are about that.
Kind regards.
I don't mean to sound negative but I really don't think the HR team of NNPC is that incompetent not to have a template to just input the names on the modified list that was approved. That is why we have computers (excel, HRIS etc.)

I just think someone is deliberately stalling the release process, for whatever reason I don't know but if that person or group of persons give(s) the go ahead, the HR team will send notifications within few hours. The era of clerical work is long gone. My 2 cents though.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 11:07am On Jan 31, 2020
bobowaja:
Lol. Good morning bro.
Baba you are sighted, good morning
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 10:32am On Jan 31, 2020
bobowaja:
https://www.nairaland.com/5661099/senate-probes-nnpc-over-396m
Sometimes when you actually calm down to reflect upon the amount of corruption that flows through the company you aspire to work for, you reflect very very haaaaaaaaard, then you just tell yourself...


ABEG GIVE ME THE APL fez of all, I fittint shout

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 6:52am On Jan 30, 2020
Iyajelili:
The EKUN in Ekundayo is cry and not an animal.
@Iyajelili, I have provoked the latent inner Yoruba teacher in you.

"This child must learn Yoruba today or die. You want babajelili to suspect me of entering papa chinedu's room, onikobami"
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash:
Horllamideh:
Benflash and Sarcasm ehnn..... thought you are from the West.

EKÙN---- Leopard
EKÚN---- Tears
the intonation sign on both are different..... Her name means 'Tears turned to Joy'.
You have time to explain sha, see how you brought out math set and calculator to correct my Yoruba, is it by force to know the truth?

Very soon you will tell me that Ópóló plus Òpòlò is not equal Òpòlópò.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 6:34am On Jan 30, 2020
Horllamideh:
Tiger is not found in West Africa, it's impossible for our ancestors to name something they have never seen before. EKÙN is Leopard while ÀMÒTÉKÙN is Cheetah..... Both of them kinda resemble, only the small body size of ÀMÒTÉKÙN is the giveaway.
The ÉKUNdayo that I know neither looks like a leopard nor cheetah, but she looks more like a girl sha.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 7:45pm On Jan 29, 2020
Ladyjane5657:
Or creating a WhatsApp group for IMO indigenes... And dem "orlu Marlians" will carry them inferiority complex into that place thinking it's Government house no 1 seat we vying for! cheesy

Orluans no offence meant o
You abuse us finish come dey talk no offense bah, issorait

And pls we are not marlians in orlu but umu obiligbo
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 7:43pm On Jan 29, 2020
joobseekar:
They collected some guys' certifications certificates, didn't they?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 3:57pm On Jan 29, 2020
Is it safe to say that Wednesday is gone or are we still expecting HR to work extended hours just to send notifications that can still be done tomorrow?

Are they under any pressure to do it today unfailingly?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 2:54pm On Jan 29, 2020
Route99:
My God! See viewers.
Buy your cold pure water here, otutu owoyin


Igbo man gats seize this opportunity
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 7:53pm On Jan 28, 2020
Teaser4:
lol egbon...i no get time for that thing....

I hail big brother
Local man salutes you too
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 7:52pm On Jan 28, 2020
Ladyjane5657:
Loms!!!! At this very junction /juncture/ jurisdiction ( pls pick the correct one in ur mind) I am beginning to wonder where those report cards that usually report chaste and I back then are?

The ones that will be waiting to see just a LadyJ moniker and off, dem be heading for mods! cheesy

I mean them mods apprentice/s?? cheesy grin. Kposhi kposhi.

Ps: I'm enjoying the banter tho o cheesy
You know whether the mods dey eye you secretly then, chasteguy was just at the wrong place at the wrong time?

P.S. who just banned my thumb from typing? Now you are forcing me to use my teeth to type. This is pure witchcraft.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 7:17pm On Jan 28, 2020
TeddyX:
Hahaha, you dey form elder statesman for this domain.
You have nothing better to do with your life but to insult people. You need to grow up dude. Senior men no dey make noise about their worth. It’s shameful and childish of you bragging about spending light years on Nairaland. See as them summon you today like amadioha. Make yourself useful bro.
Come Teddy X and Teaser 4, if I hear PIM for una mouth again eh, I will just call Artexexes to Photoshop una APL and backdate it to 2012 (Batch Q). Make una go tower go continue the argument.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 3:40pm On Jan 28, 2020
@PrettySandra, please allow me to be an agbaya small


Mad oooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 1:46pm On Jan 28, 2020
villainnotmoobb:
The way this place go full tomorrow ehn grin
I am thinking of selling pure water on this thread tomorrow , the heat go too much and I no sure say the thread go contain people
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 10:05pm On Jan 27, 2020
dalhjana:
Can you Expanciate on this?
expatiate
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 8:27pm On Jan 27, 2020
hafeezsemzy:
Our imo brothers and sisters cheesy
Even Afeez is claiming Imo, e don be!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 3:29pm On Jan 27, 2020
dalhjana:
I Just heard they will be using Town criers. Sombori should confirm. grin
Ah! This comment off NEPA light
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 3:26pm On Jan 27, 2020
GeniusOla:
Lol, I've been following this lady for a while now, I've not seen her neither do i know anything about her.
Shots fired! Shots fired!...


Sempumping has been hit, oh no she is a dude
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 3:14pm On Jan 27, 2020
Lordlight20109:
Please will the mails from NNPC be sent to Gmail or Yahoomail?
I heard it is via BBM
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 10:26pm On Jan 26, 2020
Ladyjane5657:
Lolzz.. I was actually gon type the kinndda mad issues I have with folks who can not "KNOW" how to use "AM & I'M" ..Until I saw ur comment...

Dude be having headache in his stomach.
cheesy Advice of the century: Ignore him
Am and my GMD sauce taking 'selifie' just to prove Jarus' info is 'strongly' false.

You see that 'batcher' behind us? Someone is enjoying his honeymoon there, no network inside there due to too much action, so I can't call him.

I will send you pictures of the camels that 'trekked' us into Spainduguri. About 40 of them.

Caveat: you are responsible for whatever you make of my comment above.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 9:28pm On Jan 26, 2020
balher:
"APL release date may leaks Only less 24 hours b4 notifications sent to successful applicants", source added.
A two weeks timeline was given, a lot of 24hrs in between. Oya talk another one
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 9:24pm On Jan 26, 2020
balher:
just verified now, Jarus's statement WAS strongly false. nnpc will make press statements in this regard b4 ur source may get info on APL release.
It is not enough reason to make Jarus' statement false. Press release can be made while APLs are being dispatched. Try and be strategic in your information dissemination for once.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 7:15pm On Jan 26, 2020
Powersurge:
Do you play chess?
I do
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 4:15pm On Jan 26, 2020
olasunky15:
This further reinforce the fact that integrity, just like respect, cannot be bought but earned.

Had it been the latest update from Jarus was from a random moniker, attacks and counter-attack will be trickling in from left, right and center. Aremolomi would have rush to launch an offense without any facts to back it up. The MIB would feast on it like vultures sighting a carcass. Detectives here would have gone to work with their shovels and axe.

Sauce get class. shoes get size. Ashaw*** get levels.

Thanks Uncle J for your selfless service.

Goodnews awaits All APL hopefuls, EH Inclusive.
Fact!

...but let us just imagine a scenario where this info does not materialise in 2 weeks after all these hypes. Someone should just paint a verbal picture of the 'Armageddon' that will follow suit for me.

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