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Celebrities / How To Dedicate Your Soul To Satan For Money And Power. by Benitokrishna(m): 8:46pm On Jun 27, 2020
Do You Want To Be Popular? Be Like Those You Wish To Be Like-Like celebrities? Do You Want To Gain Wealth, power, protection, healing, promotion, business flourishing, etc.
get initiated with this ritual and become a celeb.
after you done this-you'll be grow rich and femous.
satan will give you everything you'e looking for, no matter the thing just by selling your soul to him.

http://www.satanisgod.org/www.angelfire.com/empire/serpentis666/SATANIC.html
Crime / Re: COVID-19: Muslim Youths Burn Police Station In Katsina For Stopping Their Prayer by Benitokrishna(m): 1:32pm On Mar 29, 2020
This people behave like untrain animals...look at them. idiots every where.
Religion / Re: 2020 - 2029 The Last Decade Of The Church ( The Rapture Will Happen Very Soon!!) by Benitokrishna(m): 5:01pm On Jan 19, 2020
sonmvayina:

From aliens?
No, But To Recue Us From wicked Ones{Sinners}
Religion / Re: Five Miracles Deleted From The Bible For Being Too Awesome by Benitokrishna(m): 3:20pm On Jan 19, 2020
[quote author=SeunStats post=85911679] You probably already know that the Bible you have on your lap as you fact-check SEUN Stats articles has been heavily edited. That's not necessarily a bad thing, it's just that, as you can imagine, over the centuries lots of people have tried adding their own books to it, to advance an agenda or because they thought it would spice things up.

The point is, there are whole other books that used to be part of the Bible, until someone took a hard look and said, "No way." And it's too bad, because some of the miracles performed in these apocryphal texts are freaking amazing.

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John: Commander of Bed Bugs
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Early Christians considered The Acts of John to be the gospel truth, just like the Four Gospels and the fact that it's going to rain right after you get your car washed. That is, until church officials took a harder look at the stories in the book in 325. Not only was The Acts of John bounced out of the Bible, but the church burned all known copies. That'
Religion / Re: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by Benitokrishna(m): 3:17pm On Jan 19, 2020
I don't know if this is the right place to post this terrifying experience. I travelled home (to Nigeria) last month. My cousins told me mermaids had been spotted at the village stream (iyi) numerous times, and the elders had decided people should stop going to the stream. They were literally shaking. I laughed in their faces. Mermaids? Were they sure? I told them off for being idiots and they shook their heads,

On December 24th we were supposed to go watch football. After I waited for them in front of our compound, I thought perhaps they had gone to the stream. I began walking there. As I approached I heard the sound of voices, like people jumping in the water and shouting for joy. I said to myself, "See these boys oh. So na here dem come to enjoy with their babes."

When I emerged on the water, my head began to swell. I mean literally. I saw a woman with reddish skin lying on her back on the bank, her legs raised. A good looking man with a band of cowries around...
Are You Sure On What You Saw?

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Crime / Re: Zamfara Bandits Kill 31 In Fresh Attacks, Steal Food by Benitokrishna(m): 8:44pm On Jan 18, 2020
This Is None Of My Own Business... Stupid Hausas And fulanis.
Family / Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by Benitokrishna(m): 9:22am On Jan 16, 2020
LegendaryLover:
grin my third experience of ghost was in GERMANY. when me and Hitler were paroling. We were hanging out. Then i saw this cute white girl. she didn't have head on her shoulder but with firm boobs and a pert bum. i was so scared. i told Hitler about it, and he said i shouldn't have sex with her, that she's a ghost. I should just finger her.
How Do You Know She Is cute While Without Head?

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Family / Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by Benitokrishna(m): 9:11am On Jan 16, 2020
LegendaryLover:
my own true stories...



the first one happened when i was in BRAZIL. this my female neighbour would always sneak into my apartment and give me blowjobs. she won't allow sex, just blowjobs for 2 yrs. I had been asking her why the sneaking and only blowjobs, but she'd dodge my question. Until one day i met her parents and they said she had died 3yrs before then from giving blowjobs to a farmer until her mouth went sour, she collapsed and died.
Wow... cheesy Send Her To My House Boy!

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Romance / Re: My 14-Year-Old Sister Plans To Send Nude Pictures To 27-Year-Old Facebook Friend by Benitokrishna(m): 1:27am On Jan 05, 2020
smat101:

I hope you're not misunderstanding me...I'm trying to Say after I spoke to her about sex, she used my phone to chat and she was kind of willing to give in but afraid of the consequences.
What Can Of Advice Do You Give To Her About Sex? If What You Told Her Was About Sex Education, She Won't Had Gone Chating With That Animal. She Will Have The Fear Of Contacting "STD" Or unwanted Pregnanty.
Teach Her More On Sex Education, Let Her Know The mpplication Or Repercusion Of Having Sex At That Age.

As That Guy Say cheesy , Just Pretend As You're Your Sister On Her Facebook Chat. Let You And The Man Plan To Meet Up. Carry Along With Army Or Police Men With You On The Day You'll Meet That Animal And Handed Him Over To The Police Or Army Immediately.
Try To Teach Your Sister What Sex Is...And What Sex Could Cause To Her.
Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze Slams Bishop Oyedepo For Cursing Fulani Herdsmen Over Pastor Death by Benitokrishna(m): 10:31pm On Aug 10, 2019
Winningways01:
Freeze you are right sir!
"You're Right Sir"
This Time They Will Kill All Your Relative. Just Forgive Them And bless Them. ignorancy Is A Very Big Disease.
Religion / Re: My Dreams, Plz I Need Help by Benitokrishna(m): 9:38pm On Jul 03, 2019
hmmm...Interesting Story! Hey, You're Very Good At Making Up Stories. Can I Employ At A Story Talker? I Think You Need To See A Doctor. I'm Sorry...
Health / Help! Help! Help! I'm Going Mad. by Benitokrishna(m): 9:47am On Jun 07, 2019
Hi Evry1 In dis Forum nd Hapy New Month 2u All.
Sonthing Understandable happen 2 Me dis Early Morning dat I Culdnt Explain Better. But I'll Try As Much I Culd Do 2 Break It up.
It Around Stroke 1:35am...though i slept off so late becoz i'm too busy in internet with my phone.
i fect sleepy and i need 2 end what ever i'm doing and go2sleep. i luk at my watch is was 1:3...5am.
"time 2 go to bed" i said un2 i dose off 2 sleep. i was in the dream...is like i'm coming back from somewhere and it's night. two dogs approach me...infect where i was, is exactly my street nothing was unfamiliar 2 me. evrytin luks so familiar. and this dogs where barking at me. i've never seen a dog barking like this in my life. i move pass de dog and it still staring at me nd was barking uncontroable.
immediately i pik a stone but i dn't pik any tin bt air frm gran, 2 thro de dogs and immediately de jump on me. i was panick. suppose to wake up bt i saw myself hanging(float) up infront of ma room roof. unto i finally wakup.

any1 help!
Religion / Re: The Bible Is A False Book Based On Lies And Deceit - Dr Obadele Kambon by Benitokrishna(m): 10:42pm On May 23, 2019
I Just Think That This Man Saying This Nonsense Is Drunk And Maybe He's A Muslim fulani Man. Let Me Clear The Bible From This Deception Of This Man. 08128858614
How Will You Know The Bible Is True. According To The New Testiment Concerning All The City Been Held In The Bible Is Still Exiting unto Now Like:1)Jerusalem That Is Now The Capital Of Israel And It Was Mentioned In The Bible Several Times 2)egypt Is Mentioned Many Times In The Bible And Still Exiting Unto Now.3) Spain Is Also Mentioned In The Bible4)grecce Also Mentioned In The Bible5)philipians that are letter rename as philipines sinces today is was mentioned in the bible.
okey: if bible is only lies and fault how it's possible that egypt have a history of Israel 2day. Or You May Go To egypt Now. Acquire The History Of egypt And Everything Will Be Brought 2 You Including When Isreal Are In Egypt Are Recorded. Also Joseph Was Also In History Of Egypt Like Wise Moses. Or You May Acquired This Same Method To Isreal And Jerusalem. Go For Research DorK
Religion / Buhari In Hell By Bishop Williams An American Pastor. by Benitokrishna(m): 6:39pm On May 22, 2019
This Is unbelieverable That The President Of Nigeria Is In Hell. How Is This Possible?
He Said...
"And Jesus Appeared In My Room And Took Me In The Spirit And We Started To Descend Down And I Was Supremely Terrify For What I Saw Are Millions upon Millions Of Souls Being Tomented In Hell And We close To A Man Who Is Being Tomented With Sword And Axe By Demons. and when he saw us and he started to cry so loud that you personally you won't feel comfortable adding the other shouting an crying in agony of other tomented souls there.
Jesus Turn To Me And Ask Me "You Know Him"? And I Said "How The Possibility Of Me Knowing This Man Ingulf With Flames" No I Don't I reply.
"This Is President..." President...I Interrupted. Yes President Of Nigeria Buhari Muhammadu. and i asked what he's doing here? no i'm not sure, buhari is alive.
and he reply buhari dead on 14 february 2017 by brain disease. go and tell nigerians that their president is in hell fire paying for his evil deeds..." pls is this testimony true or not?
Health / Re: Help Me!!! My Skin Is Rough by Benitokrishna(m): 5:49pm On May 22, 2019
Bro This Is One Of Hiv&Aids Symptom. You Have Been Warn How Many Times To abstain From Sex But You ignore All The advices Giving To You.
This Is The Repercausion For Your foolishness. Manage It There's Nothing Can Be Done.
Religion / Re: The Bible Is A False Book Based On Lies And Deceit - Dr Obadele Kambon by Benitokrishna(m): 3:19pm On May 22, 2019
Hey! How Do You Know All This Things, Where You There? It Better You Shut Up Your Mouth For What You Don't Know.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / I Need A Charm To Catch Girls Any1 With Idea To Drop Your Comment. by Benitokrishna(m): 11:21pm On May 21, 2019
hmmmm...So nice Of You.[img]hmmmm...So nice Of You.[/img]hmmmm...So nice Of You.
Religion / How Can A Christian Person Covert A Muslim Person? by Benitokrishna(m): 10:56pm On May 21, 2019
How It's So Easies For A Christians To Be Convert To Islim But Too Difficult To Convert A Muslim Man To Christianity Why?
Two Tricks To Convert A Muslim Man Or Many... To Christianity Within Some Time.
*< Muslim Guys Don't Believed In The Resurrection Of Jesus So Try As Much To Have This Things Before Converting Any Muslim Man To Avoid Being Kill. Things You Must Have Are...
1)Have Jesus As Your Lord And Also The Holy Spirit. This Are Needed For This Tricks.
2)Do Signs And Wonders(Miracles) To Them So That To Tell Them That Jesus Is Not Longer In The grave and he's alive. because a dead Jesus Won't Perform Miracle Or Healing But A Living Jesus. To Get This Power... First You Must Be Fill With Power From Above.
They May Ask You To Prove To Them That Jesus Whom They Called A Prophet Is Alive And What Will u Do? You Hav Gotten Them Already. What You'll Do To Convince Them Is De Same Signs And Wonders Or Miracles Which Jesus Did When He Was In The World. That Is Easy Way To Convert Muslim People.
Any Question?
Religion / Miracle Are Real. Found Out. by Benitokrishna(m): 10:21pm On May 21, 2019
God Can Do It Only If You Believe.
Romance / Re: How Can I Get A Licenced Gun Here In Nigeria by Benitokrishna(m): 10:00pm On May 21, 2019
How Can A Christian Person Convert A HardCord Muslim Person? If You Know It Just Answer It Pls. But If You Don't. Better Close Your Mouth.
Romance / Re: How Come People Dont Respect me Like Bill Gates And Steve Jobs by Benitokrishna(m): 9:49pm On May 21, 2019
Oh My dear Is That Your Problem? You're Just A Little Bit dork. Do You Pass Through What They Pass Through? Coming Up Here Saying Nonsense. They achieve A Lot But You Don't. Oh Boy/Girl Go And Sit Down.

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