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Jokes Etc / Re: Righteous Adam by benjay1(m): 9:51pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
~Guyz . . . . This story reminded me of what happened at the begining of the world. ona remember say for bible, Eve chop that apple first, b4 she give Adam. so therefore, her eye opened first before Adam. Hence, She go don see Adam naked dey mumu dey pursue fowl round the garden of Eden. Here is an extract of what i believe happend. ~Eve ; "See as this guy dey fool himself dey pursue fowl when i dey here dey waste." she calls out to Adam, "fool ! fool !! fool !!! come chop make your open make you see t*to wey you dey miss since. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Obama by benjay1(m): 9:43pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
strolls in, . . . looks at shitty posts, strolls out |
Jokes Etc / Re: Underwear Is Important - Jeovy And Princess, Take Note! by benjay1(m): 9:43pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
Jokes Etc / Re: Obama by benjay1(m): 9:40pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
[size=14pt]U mean matrimonial Hiss ?[/size] |
Jokes Etc / Re: Equilibrum, Our New Ig Of Police by benjay1(m): 9:37pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
clemcykul: ROFLMAO |
Jokes Etc / Re: Obama by benjay1(m): 4:21pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
Good, cos things you don't know about can't harm you |
Jokes Etc / Re: Righteous Adam by benjay1(m): 4:20pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
I mean the situation the guy was in. Considering the fact that he wasn't chewin on dem nipples, and was chopping apples instead. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Obama by benjay1(m): 4:18pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
@Abby How many years you think say i dey ?? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Ben~jay Speaks To God by benjay1(m): 4:18pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
talking about bad influence. |
Jokes Etc / Re: They Contradict Each Other: Don't They? by benjay1(m): 4:17pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
@Usman Danfodio Cant you read, The thread says (J0KES SECTION) |
Jokes Etc / Re: Righteous Adam by benjay1(m): 4:15pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
But truth dey that talk if ona check well. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Dont Worry by benjay1(m): 4:13pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
~Abby i think you shud throw that question at clem . . |
Jokes Etc / Re: Dont Worry by benjay1(m): 4:12pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
Now this one don leave drunk stage to Yaba stage. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jeovy And His Villagers by benjay1(m): 4:11pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
@Abby Think about it, Gala at your doorsteps, any day, any time. |
Jokes Etc / Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by benjay1(m): 4:10pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
***belchs *** Clem nwanne thisi nkwobi isi the besti |
Jokes Etc / Re: Obama by benjay1(m): 4:08pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
@sauce kid So that ona family kuli kuli business don finally begin grow. when ona go begin sell shares ?? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jeovy And His Villagers by benjay1(m): 4:06pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
@Abbygyal I fit give you him number, thats if you want home delivery |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by benjay1(m): 4:05pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
Na the only pple wey i know wey like remix lol |
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Sweet Life 2 by benjay1(m): 4:05pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
una |
Jokes Etc / Re: Ben~jay Speaks To God by benjay1(m): 4:04pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
@Jeovy Yeah i did, but then clem came into my life. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Dont Worry by benjay1(m): 4:03pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
@Clem Now thats what you call a drunk dead babe. ~Jeovy wetin be ya own. you too wan drink beer credit ? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jeovy And His Villagers by benjay1(m): 4:02pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
**where you see ituen, the guy dey do im business right now (hawking gala) ~No, worry when im hussle finish, for nite im go buy time for cafe then come online. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Obama by benjay1(m): 4:01pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
ta lo je kenny ?? |
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Sweet Life 2 by benjay1(m): 3:59pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
wetin relate me to snake now naa clem ? |
Jokes Etc / Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by benjay1(m): 3:59pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
~nightnurse one plate of nkwobi for me. whispers to clem, i no know say nightnurse get joint oo. |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by benjay1(m): 3:57pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
The guy dey related to P-Square. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Ben~jay Speaks To God by benjay1(m): 3:56pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
sauce baba i dey feel you joo. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Application Form For Permission To Date My Daughter by benjay1(m): 3:01pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
How you take know say i like that song |
Jokes Etc / Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by benjay1(m): 2:57pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
nightnurse:runs into nightnurse's bedroom. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Underwear Is Important - Jeovy And Princess, Take Note! by benjay1(m): 12:39pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
~killing dey of different kinds. I wish clem (the queen of bla bla bla) was here to explain better to you. |
Jokes Etc / Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by benjay1(m): 12:36pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
@Nightnurse You need know the extent i went just to learn ibo. I had to shun U.I for FUTO so that i fit just learn ibo, since i already know yoruba. (was born in lag) |
Jokes Etc / Re: Underwear Is Important - Jeovy And Princess, Take Note! by benjay1(m): 12:33pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
~We don leave the thread for ona two. . You guyz shud feel free to kill ya selves if ona like. |
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