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Jokes Etc / Re: A Polish Man by benjay1(m): 12:03am On Jul 17, 2008
~Prevention is better than cure my broda.

E be like the other day, i go market see where dem write poison untop frozen fish carton.
Fear first catch me, b4 them explain to me say na fish for french, i get doubt until i check the word online when i reach house. grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Kids Are Just: Kids by benjay1(m): 11:15pm On Jul 16, 2008
~Will you guyz leave my class room ??
Jokes Etc / Re: Jeovy Weds Princesa by benjay1(m): 9:23pm On Jul 16, 2008
~Takes rope and ties tufe head to the ceiling fan.

Make that fan blow sense enta ya head. grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Obama by benjay1(m): 9:21pm On Jul 16, 2008
Kay$:

@Ben , leave abby , by the time wey i brake somebody help she go no how much i care **hiss**

~Now this is what i call Gangsta Loving.
Jokes Etc / Re: Kids Are Just: Kids by benjay1(m): 9:20pm On Jul 16, 2008
Ok, we will be having todays lessons on top of ya bed.
~ Subtract ya cloths, then Divide ya Legs grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Obama by benjay1(m): 9:14pm On Jul 16, 2008
~But from recent post, e be like say hiss wan burst tufe head all because of you ??
Jokes Etc / Re: Obama by benjay1(m): 9:07pm On Jul 16, 2008
~Abbygyal , Babe no tell me say na you dey cause all this commotion here ??
Jokes Etc / Re: Jeovy And His Villagers by benjay1(m): 9:05pm On Jul 16, 2008
~But she and Jeovy don dey act like Romeo and Juliet for some time now.

~Princesa Come and clearify ya self.
Jokes Etc / Re: Jeovy Weds Princesa by benjay1(m): 8:33pm On Jul 16, 2008
Jokes Etc / Re: Be The Last by benjay1(m): 8:32pm On Jul 16, 2008
What are you guyz still doing standing there ??
Jokes Etc / Re: Be The Last by benjay1(m): 8:32pm On Jul 16, 2008
What are you guyz still doing standing there ??
Jokes Etc / Re: Jeovy And His Villagers by benjay1(m): 8:31pm On Jul 16, 2008
~Lets get something straight here, who dey shag princesa ??
Jeovy or tufe ??
Jokes Etc / Re: ***club** by benjay1(m): 8:30pm On Jul 16, 2008
~Tufe, you can say that again.
Jokes Etc / Re: Good N Bad News by benjay1(m): 8:29pm On Jul 16, 2008
The guy na reptile.
Jokes Etc / Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by benjay1(m): 8:29pm On Jul 16, 2008
~Jeovy, you no go like mind ya business ??
Jokes Etc / Re: Kids Are Just: Kids by benjay1(m): 8:27pm On Jul 16, 2008
~Abbygyal I thought you were home alone angry
Jokes Etc / Re: Good N Bad News by benjay1(m): 6:25pm On Jul 16, 2008
Abbygyal:

that means apology accepted

You never pay in kind yet naa  
Jokes Etc / Re: Terrorist by benjay1(m): 6:25pm On Jul 16, 2008
~Anoda drunk broda in the house.
Jokes Etc / Re: Kids Are Just: Kids by benjay1(m): 6:23pm On Jul 16, 2008
***grins from ear to ear ***.
Enters Abbygyal's room. First we will begin with an exercise. . . Touch ya Toe !!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Good N Bad News by benjay1(m): 4:43pm On Jul 16, 2008
~Abbygyal I won't if you beg me . . . . In kind grin
Jokes Etc / Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by benjay1(m): 4:43pm On Jul 16, 2008
~nightnurse Ige ti ya Oziza ??
Jokes Etc / Re: Juss A Tickle! Go On Read: ! by benjay1(m): 4:42pm On Jul 16, 2008
comes in with air mask.

~infobaba So na so you wan just kill me, and i thought i was your guy ??
Jokes Etc / Re: Kids Are Just: Kids by benjay1(m): 4:39pm On Jul 16, 2008
***Scratches head. . . . Is there anyone in ya room ??
Jokes Etc / Re: Obama by benjay1(m): 4:37pm On Jul 16, 2008
This babe needs to see a psychiatrist. undecided
Jokes Etc / Re: l by benjay1(m): 4:36pm On Jul 16, 2008
Then who did ??

~Clem where art thou with thou chains ??
Jokes Etc / Re: Good N Bad News by benjay1(m): 4:35pm On Jul 16, 2008
~And you don't pay my internet bills angry
Jokes Etc / Re: Kids Are Just: Kids by benjay1(m): 4:34pm On Jul 16, 2008
~Abbygyal The poster didn't say anything about notes and pen
Jokes Etc / Re: Juss A Tickle! Go On Read: ! by benjay1(m): 4:32pm On Jul 16, 2008
~anusman dont mind those tatafo pple, I just did you a favor,. . . . I laughed grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Some Women Already Have Inbuilt Air Bags For Safety(pic) by benjay1(m): 4:27pm On Jul 16, 2008
~Lazzaro dude, we've all seen the damn picture before, do you mind taking it off ?
Jokes Etc / Re: Faithful Woman by benjay1(m): 4:26pm On Jul 16, 2008
@cutieee Nice collection again.
Jokes Etc / Re: Be The Last by benjay1(m): 4:19pm On Jul 16, 2008
**comes in with EFCC officials from yaba left . . .

All of you, oya enta that danfo in a straight file now. angry
Jokes Etc / Re: ***club** by benjay1(m): 4:15pm On Jul 16, 2008
~infobaba Unlike you wey dey use Tiger batteries, na duracell my head dey use.

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