LMAO

ok lets talk about a55 holes.

how many types of a55 holes do we have ??

~Abby Only a mad person knows anoda mad person.

sometimes

Make ona free hiss abeg

~Clem, no mind tufe, see as im put face like money wey chop poison.

~Finds tufe in one of the gutters drunk sleeping. . .

Man you go pay for rent oo.

~Wetin you mean now say clem na juju ?? Na so she wor wor reach ??

~ see am , tatafo man

~Clem na my head you wan use learn work abi ??

**sings**

~Clem chop awooof oo who no know go know,
Awoof dey purge belle . . Who no know go know.

~Clemcy, That hair wey i barb wey my head neva still correct till today, na im you want make i pay for ??

I come barb my head for ya saloon @ yaba left.
Since then, my life has not been the same.

~Abby you no go understand, by the time you model for hunger for naija. U will get the message

~Na why she be chief provost for Yaba.

When i go tell you make u remove eye for awoof food u no dey hear.

~Clem you no play when u small ??

Na only clem dey get mind knock red cap chief. na waooo

@Clem Nwannem na u be this ??

@All the sistas Abeg, if ya papa na NNPC minister or Minister for finance, or CBN governor,
Just holla @ me, make i give u belle on time.

~All na maths, feel free to join the class.

Maybe her brain too dey trek lol

~ask lysaa

~The lord is my shepherd  

@sunej LMAO

~ sunej    Nwanne, i think this isi serious businessi o . . .
Y not u give me $5000, so i sell his numba to you, so thati you can reach him direct ??  

~sunej   Na your type dey teach only reproductive system for biology throughout one semester

~Abbygyal Even you too, you insult the gods ??
Ya fine no too much, just 15 rounds of bla bla bla

~this hiss guy na heavy taliban. . .

@Abbygyal Naaa, na maths we dey learn not [b]ORGY[/b]eography.

~Seems you online, buzz me make we gossip small, my id dey on my profile.

~software You seriously need brain formatting.
You just feel say you go call red cap chiefs here on NLD fools just like that ??

You dan shit for church. ~ To appease the gods, you will bring one he cock and one she cock.
~ Two native mosquitoes keeping malice
~ One hairy egg

Failure to bring the above items . . . . . (will save that for later)