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Jokes Etc / Re: Kids Are Just: Kids by benjay1(m): 4:14pm On Jul 16, 2008
~Abbygyal ok todays lesson na multiplication. wink
Jokes Etc / Re: Good N Bad News by benjay1(m): 4:12pm On Jul 16, 2008
Abbygyal:

nawa
i can't shout

Any need to shout
Jokes Etc / Re: Dont Worry by benjay1(m): 4:12pm On Jul 16, 2008
~Jeovy and Abbygyal Ona get mind dey laff juju ??
Just wait till she gets you guyz . . . I am off.
Jokes Etc / Re: Obama by benjay1(m): 4:11pm On Jul 16, 2008
Abbygyal:

*sighs*

Why ??
Jokes Etc / Re: l by benjay1(m): 4:10pm On Jul 16, 2008
~Oh my God this is serious,
@Clem WTF are the chains ?? This babe case don pass be-careful.
Jokes Etc / Re: The Elderly Golfer by benjay1(m): 4:09pm On Jul 16, 2008
infobaba:

l[/b]ier[b] o[b] l[/b]eir (lol)

Jokes Etc / Re: Jeovy And His Villagers by benjay1(m): 4:08pm On Jul 16, 2008
Yes, na joint business.

Na from the same business we take see money borrow you wey you use take princesa out on ona first date. Remember ??
Jokes Etc / Re: Terrorist by benjay1(m): 4:07pm On Jul 16, 2008
akinsadeez:

Hey man,my computer got blown up.Now you mut get me a new one,

~akinsadeez No dey lie, na cafe you dey.
If you want the whole NLD crew to contribute money for a laptop for you, just say it.
After all we contributed and organised jeovy and princesa's wedding.
Jokes Etc / Re: Righteous Adam by benjay1(m): 4:05pm On Jul 16, 2008
LMAO grin

hiss just popular over nite.
Jokes Etc / Re: Ben~jay Speaks To God by benjay1(m): 4:04pm On Jul 16, 2008
dreeldee:

i've given you enough of my precious time, fools are in their best when ignored so i'll let u attain your peak. Rest in pieces and goodbye i'm off to work



WOW grin
Jokes Etc / Re: ***club** by benjay1(m): 4:03pm On Jul 16, 2008
I need to change the batteries in my head.
Jokes Etc / Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by benjay1(m): 4:03pm On Jul 16, 2008
~jeovy, you no chop comot for house this morning ??

~candy-seller I didn't insult ya papa, i only called myself ya papa. Na joke we dey okay.
So no take anything you see here personal. **wanna shake hands ??**
Jokes Etc / Re: Jeovy Weds Princesa by benjay1(m): 3:58pm On Jul 16, 2008
Now am f*ckin lost.
Jokes Etc / Re: Underwear Is Important - Jeovy And Princess, Take Note! by benjay1(m): 12:13pm On Jul 16, 2008
Like say you fit afford uncle ben's rice. angry
Jokes Etc / Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by benjay1(m): 12:10pm On Jul 16, 2008
candy:

You be bush man na, wetin u for prefer? burger kii se ounje obo grin grin grin

~Candy, i go take am say you new here, next time you try yab ya papa, i will deal with you.
Jokes Etc / Re: Jeovy Weds Princesa by benjay1(m): 12:09pm On Jul 16, 2008
rapists of a feather, . . . . . (who go help me finish am ??) grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Jeovy And His Villagers by benjay1(m): 12:07pm On Jul 16, 2008
ok we are working on it.
Jokes Etc / Re: ***club** by benjay1(m): 12:07pm On Jul 16, 2008
Jokes Etc / Re: Ben~jay Speaks To God by benjay1(m): 12:07pm On Jul 16, 2008
~Jeovy, i think you have a point there.
Jokes Etc / Re: Underwear Is Important - Jeovy And Princess, Take Note! by benjay1(m): 10:58am On Jul 16, 2008
hmmmm. . . . So wetin go happen now ??
Jokes Etc / Re: Righteous Adam by benjay1(m): 10:36am On Jul 16, 2008
Yeah, he is in for it.
Jokes Etc / Re: Dont Worry by benjay1(m): 10:33am On Jul 16, 2008
Them later create her own shrine for her.
~That suppose tell you how she wor wor reach. grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Underwear Is Important - Jeovy And Princess, Take Note! by benjay1(m): 10:31am On Jul 16, 2008
I tire ooo
Jokes Etc / Re: Obama by benjay1(m): 10:30am On Jul 16, 2008
tickles clem. . . Your wahala plenty. smiley
Jokes Etc / Re: Free Haircut! by benjay1(m): 10:29am On Jul 16, 2008
@cutieee Nice collection you gat here. kiss
Jokes Etc / Re: Terrorist by benjay1(m): 10:25am On Jul 16, 2008
~ femionasan That was kool, i was kinda scared when it counted down to zero,
Actually thought my laptop would blow-up . . . lol.
Jokes Etc / Re: Can You Read This? by benjay1(m): 10:22am On Jul 16, 2008
kay9:

I had no problems at all reading it, BUT that don't mean every other person can. In fact, IF you can read that crap (as eveseh called it smiley ), then :

1. You are a book-worm.
2. You do all your THINKING in English. [size=15pt](No shit, I mean it. You probably aren't very fluent in your native tongue - assuming you have one[/size] smiley)

~I think you have a point there.

@Post, and my nursery school teacher kept on saying spelling is important. **hiss**
Jokes Etc / Re: Mad Cow Disease by benjay1(m): 10:19am On Jul 16, 2008
CLAPS HANDS . . . BRAVO !!

The mystery behind mad cow disease solved at last. grin
Jokes Etc / Re: The Devil In The Church by benjay1(m): 10:17am On Jul 16, 2008
Lmao grin
princesa was the woman, thats why i ditched her.
~Jeovy, you are in for a lot of surprise.
Jokes Etc / Re: l by benjay1(m): 10:15am On Jul 16, 2008
@All I think Abbygyal has finally lost it . . . . Yaba! Yaba !! Yaba !!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Kids Are Just: Kids by benjay1(m): 10:13am On Jul 16, 2008
~Abbygyal You wan learn maths ?? grin
Jokes Etc / Re: The Elderly Golfer by benjay1(m): 10:11am On Jul 16, 2008
Good Eye sight, Bad Memory LOL grin

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