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**yawns**

@ifyalways I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
Too bad u dnt have your pics attached to your profile, so that all the loosers in NLD that admire u can really see what u are.

Damn girl, don't you need a license to be that ugly?

@ifyalways Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
For your left auricle paded mind now you don talk abi ?
Unlike most newbies here, i don't need any f*ckin female attention, so get your facts right.

**hiss and walks away**

@ifyalways Feel free to hug the nearest transformer for your end.
Which one be NO PQ's please ?
Go hang yourself joo
Abi na you dey pay my internet connection bills wey u dey form celebrity for me ?

another nut case on d loose.
yaba! yaba!! yaba!!!

whatever

so i guess you attended FMC ?

@Ify wtf is a chien ?

@tufe i am kinda mad here, my pc cant copy and paste, seems i have been attacked by a virus.
Any suggestions on how to solve this sh*t will be greatly appreciated.

True talk ify but the settings here don dey tire me.

@gunpoint Nice one.

True talk, NLD don loose im flavour. Everywhere is f*ckin stale.
@Tufe  the few times i picked a fight with u to liven up the place, na u begin take am personal, dey call parents.
I might take a leave of absence soon cos this whole NLD idea is bcomin childish.  

hmmm

@Clem u sure say na horse whip you use ? or . . . . , . . .

eats turkey and gets high.
Abeg who help me see my legs ?

Hope the thing go reach me sha ?

@jaymobb Man you got that right. The guy lost his teeth @ mushin, where im dey collect shandy.(N20)

babe i no know wetin i do am ooo.

Grammar.

wetin dey happen again ?

stabs gilgee with the spear,
ooops wrong target abeg no vex, give me d spear again.

@jaymobb So hw is that affectin the holes in your boxers?
Its between me and tufe and we no invite any busy body.
This is d jokes section, anything for a good laugh, so get your facts right.

Them don come again.

drags tufe back by the ear

man if u no get yans just admit.

Ur tenses just dey amaze me, even pidgin english u no fit speak.
Na waooo

Let me guess, Tufe ?