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Jokes Etc / Re: Be The Last by benjay1(m): 11:34pm On Jul 17, 2008
dreeldee:

see love eh tongue tongue

I meant the love you where talking about dude.
Jokes Etc / Re: Crazy Jokes by benjay1(m): 11:20pm On Jul 17, 2008
manickal:


"Boys, how would you like for me to teach you the
ways of the world?"

They say, "Huh?"

She says, "The only thing is, I don't want to get
pregnant, so you have to wear these rubbers."

She puts them on the boys, and the three of them
go it all night long.

Forty years later, Jed and Luke are sitting on the
front porch, rocking back and forth.

Jed says, "You remember that blonde woman that
came by here about forty years ago and showed us
the ways of the world?"

"Yeah", says Luke, "I remember."

"Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?"

"Nope," says Luke, "I reckon not."

"Me neither" says Jed, "Let's take these
things off!"



ROFLMAO grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Kill Ego And Save Love by benjay1(m): 11:08pm On Jul 17, 2008
~Jeovy Force me naaa
Jokes Etc / Re: Be The Last by benjay1(m): 11:05pm On Jul 17, 2008
**looks around**
~dreeldee where e dey ?
Jokes Etc / Re: A Call In Time: by benjay1(m): 11:01pm On Jul 17, 2008
~uncle uncle, i don get buyer for the phone. grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Afternoon Scrabble by benjay1(m): 11:00pm On Jul 17, 2008
**comes in, sees the two love birds playing scrabble, gives them chance to allow them express their love undisturbed.**
Jokes Etc / Re: Kill Ego And Save Love by benjay1(m): 10:58pm On Jul 17, 2008
Kinda confused.
Jokes Etc / Re: Be The Last by benjay1(m): 10:56pm On Jul 17, 2008
dreeldee:

grin grin grin grin i go tell princesa grin grin grin

Guy, feel free.
Jokes Etc / Re: Atm by benjay1(m): 10:56pm On Jul 17, 2008
~SeanT21 LOL you gat that right.
Jokes Etc / Re: Be The Last by benjay1(m): 10:51pm On Jul 17, 2008
Jeovy:

, and he called ben a dreamer

Na so them yab bro Jo for bible, next thing im become Big Boy.
I dey plan my breakthrough now, ona dey yab me. angry
Jokes Etc / Re: Be The Last by benjay1(m): 10:49pm On Jul 17, 2008
~dreeldee  Man if to say that juju dey true true, men make princesa go hug transformer,
                  Na CBN i go just enta, move the full bank to my back yard for village.
                  I for like go world bank but those their laser beam fit overpower the juju, so i no go like take chances.
  grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Be The Last by benjay1(m): 10:42pm On Jul 17, 2008
Jeovy:

grin grin grin.see your life

The life too make sense abi ??

dreeldee:

nawaho anyway e no dey work for bad bad things like that, only good things like bank money, Rolls Royce cars etc

We go modify the JUJU, thats why we be Nigerians. grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Jeovy Weds Princesa by benjay1(m): 10:39pm On Jul 17, 2008
Help me ask am
Jokes Etc / Re: Be The Last by benjay1(m): 10:38pm On Jul 17, 2008
~ Koool I for like teleport enta her bathroom when she dey bath   grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Be The Last by benjay1(m): 10:36pm On Jul 17, 2008
~Jeovy u no dey hear ?? He was customer service rep. for ifa Orunmila 1867 till date.
Jokes Etc / Re: Be The Last by benjay1(m): 10:30pm On Jul 17, 2008
~dreeldee How you take know say Jeovy real name na joseph ??
~ Man you be ifa priest ??
Jokes Etc / Re: Be The Last by benjay1(m): 10:22pm On Jul 17, 2008
yes we are asleep. . .(me and princesa) [size=15pt] D0 N0T DISTURB !![/size]
Jokes Etc / Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by benjay1(m): 10:19pm On Jul 17, 2008
~Just asked a friend now, and he confirmed that to me.
~Babe i am in Ghana but not Ghanian.
Jokes Etc / Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by benjay1(m): 9:10pm On Jul 17, 2008
Jokes Etc / Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by benjay1(m): 8:35pm On Jul 17, 2008
~Just because you wan buy akara ??
Jokes Etc / Re: Be The Last by benjay1(m): 8:34pm On Jul 17, 2008
~mohawkchic You have YIM ?? buzz me make we gist. online
Jokes Etc / Re: The Story Of Five Friends by benjay1(m): 7:53pm On Jul 17, 2008
No wonder small pikin see ya face get convorsion.

~You really wor wor like oracle.
Jokes Etc / Re: Jeovy Weds Princesa by benjay1(m): 7:44pm On Jul 17, 2008
You bet.
Jokes Etc / Re: Equilibrum, Our New Ig Of Police by benjay1(m): 7:43pm On Jul 17, 2008
~princesa  i neva still know wetin i do you oo.  Must you yab me in all ya post ??
Jokes Etc / Re: ~ Chit Chat Banter/Jokes ~ by benjay1(m): 7:34pm On Jul 17, 2008
~Where you go ??
Jokes Etc / Re: Jeovy Weds Princesa by benjay1(m): 7:33pm On Jul 17, 2008
**yawns**
Jokes Etc / Re: Jeovy Weds Princesa by benjay1(m): 5:20pm On Jul 17, 2008
@Iya basira buka, Ghana branch lol grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Obama by benjay1(m): 5:19pm On Jul 17, 2008
~chioya You self dey barb hair ??
Jokes Etc / Re: Kids Are Just: Kids by benjay1(m): 5:17pm On Jul 17, 2008
lol grin
Jokes Etc / Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by benjay1(m): 5:17pm On Jul 17, 2008
~Tufe I meant you put face like monkey wey chop poison.
Jokes Etc / Re: Application Form For Permission To Date My Daughter by benjay1(m): 3:31pm On Jul 17, 2008
Make ona fight now or angry
Jokes Etc / Re: Obama by benjay1(m): 3:31pm On Jul 17, 2008
she dey barb, too much customers at her yaba base today.

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