₦airaland Forum

dreeldee:
see love eh

I meant the love you where talking about dude.

manickal:
"Boys, how would you like for me to teach you the
ways of the world?"

They say, "Huh?"

She says, "The only thing is, I don't want to get
pregnant, so you have to wear these rubbers."

She puts them on the boys, and the three of them
go it all night long.

Forty years later, Jed and Luke are sitting on the
front porch, rocking back and forth.

Jed says, "You remember that blonde woman that
came by here about forty years ago and showed us
the ways of the world?"

"Yeah", says Luke, "I remember."

"Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?"

"Nope," says Luke, "I reckon not."

"Me neither" says Jed, "Let's take these
things off!"

ROFLMAO

~Jeovy Force me naaa

**looks around**
~dreeldee where e dey ?

~uncle uncle, i don get buyer for the phone.

Kinda confused.

dreeldee:
i go tell princesa

Guy, feel free.

~SeanT21 LOL you gat that right.

Jeovy:
, and he called ben a dreamer

Na so them yab bro Jo for bible, next thing im become Big Boy.
I dey plan my breakthrough now, ona dey yab me.

~dreeldee  Man if to say that juju dey true true, men make princesa go hug transformer,
                  Na CBN i go just enta, move the full bank to my back yard for village.
                  I for like go world bank but those their laser beam fit overpower the juju, so i no go like take chances.  

Jeovy:
.see your life

The life too make sense abi ??

dreeldee:
nawaho anyway e no dey work for bad bad things like that, only good things like bank money, Rolls Royce cars etc

We go modify the JUJU, thats why we be Nigerians.

Help me ask am

~ Koool I for like teleport enta her bathroom when she dey bath  

~Jeovy u no dey hear ?? He was customer service rep. for ifa Orunmila 1867 till date.

~dreeldee How you take know say Jeovy real name na joseph ??
~ Man you be ifa priest ??

yes we are asleep. . .(me and princesa) [size=15pt] D0 N0T DISTURB !![/size]

~Just asked a friend now, and he confirmed that to me.
~Babe i am in Ghana but not Ghanian.

~Just because you wan buy akara ??

~mohawkchic You have YIM ?? buzz me make we gist. online

No wonder small pikin see ya face get convorsion.

~You really wor wor like oracle.

You bet.

~princesa  i neva still know wetin i do you oo.  Must you yab me in all ya post ??

~Where you go ??

@Iya basira buka, Ghana branch lol

~chioya You self dey barb hair ??

lol

~Tufe I meant you put face like monkey wey chop poison.

Make ona fight now or

she dey barb, too much customers at her yaba base today.