₦airaland Forum

snowden9:
Those other girls you de pansh since ,no b man like you open the hole? Anyway say no more. I believe from the posts above that you're in ph. Well its your lucky day. I'm in ph as well. Gimme your compass. When i help you burst the glabber, you'll come back to NL to thank me. I'm not called 'The Disvirginator' for nothing.

Passy089:
Banana is just like a sweetner....if you eat banana before sex u wont last one min

Alhkerimu:
My brother are we quarreling, for God's sake let us use this medium to educate ourselves on relationship saga.
Thank you sir.

Alhkerimu:
You sound as if you are still a learner

Alhkerimu:
How correct your self mr man

Alhkerimu:
If She Doesn't Kiss You Before Sex, Forget It She Is A Runs Girl no doubt.

Unclerukus:
really, a girl bluntly told you that and you slacked? you should join a seminary.

falansa:
I think she reacted because you didn't do the needful that day.
I had a gal I've been crushing on for abt 5months now. Then I decide to ask her out. The first day was lovely as well as the second day, She was all over me. The third day she came over to my place and left around 11pm. I didn't even attempt to touch her as I thought I was proving maturity and for her not to think I'm only after her pussy but I can tell she actually want it that day.
Bro the next day, she totally withdraw and from that day till now it's been difficult talking to her.

Mujaheeeden:
What is this agege bread seller saying bikonu

Justdulla:
I remeber when i Served in Umuahia, mehn some roads in that town can dirty for Africa. The waste management board and the government aint serious at all. Its always endless non payment ish, breach of contract et al.
I just pray Ikpeazu does something bout it though cos its an eyesore when your capital is renowned for being dirty.

dairykidd:
No mind dem spilling crap..only my friend's sister that I dated cost me my best friend till today and I still broke up with her..dating ur friend's ex only proves u been eyeing her and praying for their break up... And that means u as a guy can't be trusted with anything and guys like that can even kill cos of kpekus n what they foolishly blv is love..if he's just a hello/howfar guy then no problem.. Not ur man,ur guy,ur team,ur real niqqa...Op u should be helping him help himself become better and not biting him like d RAT that u are

ikp120:
Hey man, I ain't the op. He ain't convincing her to do shiit mehn. Did you read the shiit he put up there? He's done his fvcking best to convince an asshole to become a dick hole. Babe came for dude because he saw some nice shiit in the dude, and you are here whining shiit. They ain't married for fvcking sake mehn. That dude is also poisonous mehn. Can't you see the shiit.

By the way, I don't even keep male friends because of the shiity mentality most male folks have.

ikp120:
He ain't snatching shiit dummy... I said if the relationship is over for fvcking sake mehn.

Whytelyon:

import stdio.nl
import secondeye.nl
import gfmodule.nl

main() 
  If found:CheatingGF==true
     Then 
          DisposeCheatingGf()
     And
         puts: EndOfSory()
Else found:goodGF ==true
     Then
          Puts:RelationshipTillMarriage()
       And
          puts:EndOfStory()

End.

I wrote this simple code to check for cheating gf'z on Nairaland Op take note.

ikp120:
First of all, I bend down low, you should unfriend that thing you call your friend, except you're just like him.

Then if you love the girl, go ahead and date her and get her to promise never to reveal that you guys are dating until at least 2 years.

There is nothing wrong with dating your friend's ex, so long as the relationship is truly over between them.

caukerzee:
I wanted it yes, but I'm in the relationship because she compelled me.

yemmit90:
Keep deceiving yourself.

Beautiful but illiterate is the fair option there.

Medunah:
When I am not mad, I will have unprotected sex with a guy whose dick has bin in every girl for 100k? Laye laye . Can't even do it for 200million dollars

UchaNwababa:
u lied only ten thousand can lure u to anyman

truthsayer007:
Exactly what i'm saying, if the Universities produce 40,000 petroleum/chemical or even geology students in a year across Nigeria, Only 500 will actually work in Oil companies, and its those ones that have Connections.

The remaining 39,500 students will be roaming about with their CV's, others will work in Banks & other areas of profession.

So lets stop deceiving ourselves abeg !

durentchigozie:
did i hear u say yorroba girls are sexy and fine? https://www.crunkfeministcollective.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Laughing.gif