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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 7:00am On Apr 30, 2019

mekaprime:
Lolz ...and there goes the spoiler. Some folks here who haven't seen the movie wouldn't like what you just did.

I've managed to dodge all the spoilers from everyone till I read her post and I'm seriously pissed right now. I was not expecting her to spoil the movie. She caught me unawares coz she's not popular here and I didn't know she's a spoiler specialist. What a perfect way to ruin my morning for me.

What a..... Let me not say what's on my mind. SMH.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 11:55am On Apr 29, 2019

alexistaiwo:
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Yesterday was Jerkoi teaming up to bang Ishi hardcore in all holes

Today is all about IshiJ2 holding down Jerome and Ishi banging him with a strapon while J2 is trying to force dick down his throat

No condition is permanent...
Jerome is awaiting reinforcement from his partner Koic but seems like it is still a long way off.

Will Jerome last long enough till then?
Stay with us, we will be back after this commercial break.

Mad man!!

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 11:49am On Apr 29, 2019

alexistaiwo:
Mr Spectator, kindly to back to your seat and continue enjoying the show before I send you out of the arena

Shut up before you blow my cover.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 10:26am On Apr 29, 2019

Early Monday morning?

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 11:07pm On Apr 28, 2019

TheKingIsHere:
Endgame - 8.5/10 loopholes with the time travel issh but still a good movie.

Cold pursuit - 4/10 very poor script with many loopholes.

What men want - 5/10 another average low budget feminist movie mixed with wannabe closet gays that fell in love. Definitely has SJW written all over it from beginning to end. But really loved some of them old music's that was played.

Cold Pursuit was hot pile of trash.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 11:06pm On Apr 28, 2019

Cold Pursuit 4.5/10.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 5:11pm On Apr 28, 2019

Oh boy!!

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 4:59pm On Apr 28, 2019

Wow!! I'm speechless!!

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 4:19pm On Apr 28, 2019

If you want more of this entertainment, raise your hands up.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 4:10pm On Apr 28, 2019

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 4:09pm On Apr 28, 2019

Wow!! That escalated so fast. I'm loving it.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 2:19pm On Apr 28, 2019

Itzneowizy:
At the bolded
Niqqa...whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You should have at least..put spoilers alert na....

I don't know what the person you quoted wrote, I still don't know till now. Learn how to dodge spoilers or you'll keep complaining.

Once you see any comment that has to do with Endgame, scroll down fast unless you're interested in reading the spoiler.

The chances of someone who's seen the Endgame and not spoiling it is very low.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 2:00pm On Apr 28, 2019

JeromeBlack:
That is only part of it. She was also not humble in asking. She also threw shades.

Anyway, she has learnt a bitter lesson

Una matter runs deeper than I thought. I don comot my mouth for una matter.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 1:57pm On Apr 28, 2019

Ishilove:
Nah, I'll pass. I don't do cinemas in Lagos.

It's going to be a torturous 3-month wait for the clear version download, and by then, it'd have been spoiled beyond repairs that the fun would be minimized a bit when you watch it.

Last year, I was in a city without a cinema, it's a hellish experience dodging the spoilers and waiting for three painful months for the clear format to be available for download. It wasn't funny at all.

Strap in and get ready, it's going to be a herculean task dodging spoilers in the coming weeks. grin

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 11:58am On Apr 28, 2019

Afobear:
Their business.... We watch ,we download and Watch unlike one peasant who can't steal from his poverty stricken fams to buy a ticket

At least let's try to help those that haven't watched yet. The movie is barely a week old, about 3 days old. Not everybody would have the opportunity to see it so soon. Chill it bit so others could catch up before you go on a spoiling spree.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 11:55am On Apr 28, 2019

JeromeBlack:
I refrained from making spoilers on this thread. Ishilove just had to give orders as if she is the class captain. There was another guy who pleaded- I respected the guy because he asked humbly understanding that it is not his right....

Furthermore, ishilove lives in a major state. There are enough cinemas around her

I think Ishi was humble in her request too. I think your tackling her had to do more with your history with her.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 10:48am On Apr 28, 2019

JeromeBlack, you guys should realize that it's not every state in Nigeria that have a cinema talk more of a functioning one. The state I traveled to currently has a cinema that's not functioning.

Do you expect people in those states to use because of spoilers to travel far just to watch Endgame? Y'all should slow down on the spoilers for these set of Endgame fans. They're in a bad position.

P.S: I'm not holding briefs for Ishi, just saying spoiling the movie will affect a lot of people that won't be able to see it for reasons best known to them till the download is available.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 9:59am On Apr 28, 2019

MJBOLT:
may the best side win

LMAO. I dey tells you. The fight escalated so quickly. I didn't know one or two spoilers would've the warring factions at each other's throats pretty fast. I'm enjoying the chaos shockingly.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 9:53am On Apr 28, 2019

Ishilove:
I was tempted to unfollow the thread too but I decided not to. Obviously the movie is all the rage now and it will be unrealistic to expect people not to discuss it, so a thread has been created where we can share our views and compare notes. The onus now lies on us to be considerate of other people who haven't watched and use the dedicated thread.

Of course, there are some unsavoury elements like Betwinners who have zero moral compass and will keep posting spoilers just to antagonise people. I have been mentally blocking his posts, child-fvcking asshole that he is. For people like him there is nothing we can do about them, but for others, lets hope they use the dedicated thread.

My candid advice - get ready to dodge as much spoilers as you can. And if possible, try to see it in a cinema as soon as you can, coz the next few weeks is going to be brutal for those that haven't seen it. The amount of spoilers on my WhatsApp status alone is enough for you to describe what happened in the movie.

I've muted a lot of status on my WhatsApp just so that I won't read the spoilers. I don't know why I decided to travel this Easter period when Endgame dropped. cry

I'd have waited and see it before traveling, now I'm here dodging spoilers as if it's Neo in the Matrix dodging bullets. grin

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 9:41am On Apr 28, 2019

Bratking:
ur wh0re mother did the world a great disservice by birthing you. boombaclat! if only she was smart enough to close her borehole of a pusssy for one minute, i will not be here trying to instruct a nincompoop.

u are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature. God created houseflies, coackroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards, and made you. monkeys look down on you. Even cockroaches run away from you. u are unreservedly pathetic. u need to trace all your bloodlines and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news, is that no normal human being would ever want to mate with you. even cockroaches don't wanna breed with u. May you choke on your own foolish opinions, you product of a fermented sperrm.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 12:26pm On Apr 26, 2019

Abeg, nobody should spoil Endgame for us. Some of us will be watching it by next two weeks, so don't take away the fun and suspense of the cinematic experience.

If you cant contain your excitement, or don't know how to rate a movie without spoiling it, just drop the rating and move on, or go to another thread, tag those that have seen it and spoil it as much as you want.

Please, have mercy on us that are yet to see it. Don't kill the excitement. Next two weeks should be fast, I want to lay my eyes on this movie. I can't contain my excitement.

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Music/Radio › Re: Rudeboy “reason With Me” Amasses 2 Million Views In Less Than Two Weeks by Beorn: 2:21pm On Apr 24, 2019

godwinkessi:
When davido is reaching 30 billion views in a day! Instead of you and ur brother to separate you guys should have just quit music

What sort of stupid lie is this? 30 billion views in a day? Are you all right at all?

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 10:11am On Apr 24, 2019

JeromeBlack:
Koicereloaded, Beorn, Mjbolt and co never give me enough credit.

See how I have changed people!

Ishilove's tastes and movie reviews have improved. Remember when she was giving nonsense analysis? Now she watches both classic and new movies then gives better reviews! This was someone who was mostly focused on nonsense chick flicks romance and Tyler Perry nonsense.

As for Alexistaiwo- this guy never entered a cinema in his broke ass agbero life! But now he has changed. He is now going to watch avengers in the cinemas! May the spirit of low quality mp4's be cast away from your life! Amen!

I think I will go and buy myself some coldstone ice-cream and some vodka to celebrate today!

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 10:09am On Apr 24, 2019

JeromeBlack:
So when you listen to R.Kelly's songs where he sings about girls/sex, how do you enjoy it knowing that he was actually having underaged girls in mind? A lot of his songs are about such......

Same way you enjoyed Thanos despite knowing he's a wife beater. How about you refusing to watch Endgame because of Josh Brolin's abusive past? BTW, did R. Kelly tell you all his songs about sex/girls are about underaged girls, or you hurriedly came to that conclusion all by yourself? You mean to tell me than all the sex R. Kelly has in his life, none has been with girls 18 years and upwards? Can you prove that?

No one is saying that R.Kelly is a bad musician. He is good at his job. But his music is tainted now.

I'm not arguing this, but I don't see you boycotting the songs of your favorite musicians who had a bad past like drugs charges, or years locked up for one crime or the other. If you like Chris Brown's songs, hope you know he physically abused Riri? Start by boycotting Endgame so I can take you serious.

Was Kevin Spacey not dropped from his future film appearances despite being a good actor?

He's rightly dropped and deserved that, but will it stop people from watching his movies he's already starred in because of his past? Absolutely no!!

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 6:46am On Apr 24, 2019

JeromeBlack:
Ode. What does it say about a person wh3n he refuses to see that his idol is a serial rapist or molester.

Be feeling smart there. Paedophile crew

Mumu. I'm not denying R. Kelly is what he's been accused of. I'm not against him being seen as a monster. How does that equate to the dumb conclusion of yours?

Growing up, I adored Maradona and when I grew up and learned of the drug lifestyle of his, I was totally against it and never supported it, but it changes not the fact that on the football pitch, he was outstanding.

I love Kevin Spacey's films doesn't mean I encouraged his sick perverted nature. Are you too dense to understand these explanations?

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 11:16pm On Apr 23, 2019

Make una dey suggest movies o, I no wan get called out for derailing on top R. Kelly matter. lipsrsealed

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 11:14pm On Apr 23, 2019

kongolo:
The way i don't care if Mr Cruise is a Scientologist,is thesame way i dont care if Mr Spacey is a paedophile.Personally,I could careless about what they all did or who/what they are.I still enjoy all their works

You'd care that Spacey is a paedophile even if you still enjoy his works. One is crime, the other isn't. Who you choose to believe or not believe in as your God is not a crime against anybody. But sleeping with a minor is crime punishable under the law.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 11:10pm On Apr 23, 2019

I smell a fight brewing in the air.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 11:08pm On Apr 23, 2019

JeromeBlack:
R.Kelly.

Dumb conclusion. Shut up when you don't have a concrete evidence to back up your claim.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 11:06pm On Apr 23, 2019

KoiceReloaded:
You're probably a pedo. One day, karma's gonna catch up to you, and a thick black cock_ will sodomize the hell out of that gaping asshole_ of yours.

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