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VaginaAcademic:
Go run rabies test o before you start to dey meow like cat

After that much roasting, peppering and boiling? Even the rabies would have turned condiments inside the soup

omikel:
The only thing I let go (threw away) was the intestine, I don't have time for latrine and it's content, then the four limbs because I tried roasting it to the core, but they still retains some fur, mi o lee wa wukọ ku. 😁😁😁 (Superstitious anyway).

I separated the ORONRO kinkini to le ba ẹran jẹ from the main thing. Ẹdọ and fuku to one side and baasi ẹran to another side.😁😁😁
Blood plenty wey dey wasted as I carry out the operation.

This guy na mad comedian. E just dey make laugh hard like say I win money

mmsen:
So on top of paying nepa bill and gen fuel they should also pay for inverter and solar panels?


What is the point of government? Somebody remind me.

This particular Government has proven to be the most useless we have ever had but unfortunately, they are still in office and still dictating what happens.
He promised us electricity but stylishly marketed Solar light to us. How man go do..?

This is going to be interesting. Where does Russia, China and North Korea ships pass please? I want to check something...
I pray this leads to the 4th World War, so that the World can be reset over again. Them don even cheat me for this current world already, make we all restart am abeg!

Tenses:
tinubu is a known shameless liar


'We have met our financial target since august'

Yet the fraud has borrowed 100s of trillions since he made that comment.

tinubu ole!!!

He went to Jos and said the attacks won't happen again. In less than 24hrs an attack occurred and it has continued unabated. A Brigadier General and his Soldiers were also killed after that lying President's statement.
The President is a petty Liar, who lies without any ioarta of conscience or remorse. He lied his way into office and believes he can sustain himself in power by continuing lying and added sharing rice to it

The President said go and use Solar but you people are still looking for Nepal light.
Nigerians no dey too like truth.

Them welcome am abi them come collect rice?

Buharidgeneral:
Go change preek

You mean Operating System?

Dexpro:
This is just pathetic!

It's soon going to get to a point where citizens will take laws into their hands because of government insensitivity.

When...

jmoore:
Tinubu never fought for democracy. He was fighting for his stomach.
If former NADECO members fail to dissociate themselves from Tinubu, then they will drag NADECO into a scam group.

See how Tinubu has recruited Monday and Wiked to attack free speech.

That guy was never a Democrat or a true Nadeco member, if anything he was a snitch in the so-called Nadeco. A thief waiting to manifest and now he is full blown...

Even this recital of the Old national anthem alone shows Tinubu is a disgraceful failure! He is only doing everything to propagate his failure.

helinues:
Source: Sahara reporters

This is for those with no interest of reasoning things logically

Where was your logical reasoning when same SAHARA REPORTERS presented hard evidences on:
1. How Wike used his office to allocate enormous land size to his sons?
2. How Wike bought 3 houses in the US for his 3 children?
These people you guys are always defending will dig your deaths and destroy this country completely soon.
It's has started happening already... All of us are victims eventually...

For him to avenge his death, alot of people go kpai be that. The Politicians doing nothing or instigating these crises is where he should start from. As well as security operatives before finishing with the terrorists themselves.

That is what this phuqing Tinubu has turned dees berstads into. He has given them so much money they are now too afraid to die.
Too afraid of their own lives now. Giving us kraisy and very lame excuses

Marriage is just like normal life. Nothing is easy...

See hypocrites..... “We are not opposed to any individual on principle, but we refuse to endorse continued leadership that has not produced tangible improvements for our wards."
But they are still support Tinubu to continue...

[quote author= post=138962467]Nawa o

This one Really Surprised Me.[/quote]I am not surprised but I am pained and disappointed.
*Pained because I like BLord. He is very enterprising
*Disappointed with all his business engagements, he has very poor knowledge of the law.
I was on his page severally warning him to desist from running after VDM but he kept on saying he would "use VDM's glory" to sell all his products. I knew it wasn't good but I didn't know VDM would take it so seriously.
They are both young people doing well for themselves. Why this problems?
We are supposed to be the youth of this country, our common enemy should have been these old men in politics and power.

helinues:
To fight who? And we are expecting peace in the world

Have you been sleeping? Haven't you seeing how one white-headed man has been invading different countries and still planning to do more?

OctavianAC:
Please testify with evidence, if any one you received any money from this APC govt.

They have refused to publish the names of the 9million, even if it's fake names, still publish them so we can see the proof of the transfers. We now 9m out of over 200m is insignificant but let's still verify that you actually transferred to the 9m Nigerians.
I look forward to seeing Tinubu in Kirikiri after his tenure. He is the Aso Rock bandit.

Only for another administration to come in and revoke all these land sharing and bribery. Same as Wike did when he got the office, it shall be done to him as well...

Anyone with common sense should know Nigeria was always going to break up. It is only a matter of time, it is not about what the US is saying.
The glue still holding Nigeria together is that oil from the Niger-Delta that the politicians have sat on and siphoning.
Nigeria will breakup, we really do not belong together. I haven't seen a country as vastly different in character, ideology and orientation form a country as Nigeria.

My own take in all of these is that, it wouldn't be this bad if we had Obi or Atiku as President. Even though I know Obi and Atiku can't fix Nigeria, they don't have the capacity. Unfortunately, the Tinubu I thought has the capacity has turned out to be a criminal! A total, complete, abysmal, colossal & gargantuan failure.

ajalawole:
Write this down.

US is going to invade Iran. It will put boots on ground.

How do I know?

Three thousand Marines (elite US Soldiers) left US by ship about a week ago. 82nd Airborne Special Forces Paratroopers left by Air to a secret base in the last two days. All will be in position by Friday.

Then Trump announced that he is staying attack on Iranian Energy infrastructure till Friday because of ongoing talks.

That "ongoing talks" is just a smokescreen. A diversion. A distraction.

He is going to seize Kharg Island which handles 90% of Iranian oil export.

All Iranian defences on the Island have already been destroyed. Not one of the oil installation was damaged.

He will forcefully open Strait of Hormuz to allow free passage to oil tankers. Risk will evaporate. Insurance premiums on oil tankers will drop. Price of fuel will return to pre-war level. Free stolen crude regarded as spoil of war will flow to America.

Iranian's stockpile of enriched uranium for making nuclear bombs will be recovered. You think US doesn't know where it was hidden?

Dey play.

Trump has used this smokescreen of peace talks twice in the past. In June last year before the 12-day war and again at the onset of this current war. Each time he talk about peace talks and Iran relaxes, he launches a blitzkrieg.

You said he is trapped. NATO refuse to help. Europe has called his bluff. Allies gave him the cold shoulder. So he is helpless. Iran is winning. That is what he wants you to think. It gives him perfect cover to catch everyone by surprise.

Even though, some of the things you have said are realistic but not all. All those captures you claim won't be that easy. Also go and check the history of Wars America had been engaged in in the past. Even this current one will linger for years to come.
I can bet anything, the US and Iran will continue this face-off till end of this year and it will continue next year. Go and check history of past confrontations like Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya etc.
Iran is not as strong as the US in warfare, we all know that but we also know they will stop at nothing to defend their land.

Skoonheid:
Get ready for another lockdown in 2026. India's modi has hinted at it. The satanic dangote spoke about it yesterday after meeting with Tinubu. This war in Iran is just a good excuse for the globalists to accelerate their diabolical plans.
You can't be prepared for them, cos their imagination is limitless. They will always blindside you and catch you napping.
Did you ever imagine you'll purchase petrol at 1500 in 2026? What else did you never imagine?
Better start imagining cos what they have in store for you is worse than your worst nightmare

It couldn't be said better than you have said it. It's a Capitalists' World and some eternally damned fools will always promote the agenda of these money-worshipping business guys.

He who the gods want to kill they first make mad. Tinubu is now like Pharaoh, his days are obviously numbered and my mind is telling me, he might be the first Ex-President to go jail in this country.

Sonnobax15:

A religion that sees people of the same faith as less and inferior simply because of their skin complexion .

That ain't no religion, but ,a cult of the highest order.

It is not about the religion it is human nature. We as black people haven't presented ourselves well enough to the world. Go and check all the black African countries, we are all a big joke. Even the Northern African have developed their countries so well, you will think it's Europe but here we have Presidents that are 40, 50years in power and on wheelchairs and still contesting without any progress of the country. We even migrate to the North African countries for greener pastures and to also get into Europe. We can't earn any aorta of respect with all these disreputable behaviour. No one respects us anywhere in the world. Even amongst us black Africans we still discriminate.
People didn't respect Americans because they are whites, people respect them because of the "power" they hold and the development they have done with their country. No one respects Europeans for being whites but for their contributions and how well they have developed their societies.

Kukutente23:
I hope this man knows what he's doing
Given Nigeria's dire security situation, I think we need more tactical and special units with adequate armaments than normal police duties
The Police need to expand not streamline
As for the part of promotion, it reeks more of vendetta either from Sowore or the new IG but if true, it sites the folly of keeping a man in office after his tenure is over. What eventually happens is that the occupant goes rogue and start chasing his personal goals knowing fully well that he's on borrowed time. It usually ends up breeding indiscipline which may be difficult to curb in the long run
Buhari started this bad idea of illegally elongating tenure of force chiefs during the Buratai era and unfortunately Tinubu also is towing same path
I don't know why APC is hell bent in breeding indiscipline among our forces instead of professionalising them further
APC is synonymous with incompetence and divisiveness

What are you really saying?

Malagans:
Sometimes I feel like meeting and having the opportunity to shake hands with you. I have huge respect for you. I may not have ever met you 1v1, but trust me, you embody a lot.
You've said it all.
Nobody owes them anything. In their primes, you can't have access to them, they can't help you even if you request for their help. But immediately things go south for them, same people they once looked down on, would be same people they turn to for help. They entertained themselves and were well paid, it's their craft. So if they mismanage their monies and later go broke, how is it our business?

Would like to interact with you off domain Pls.
Thanks

Nice one bro! I appreciate you as well. You dey Lag? No issues, we go talk.

zinaunreal:
They don't have to. They have penalties remember?
But I don't support them for their rash attitude towards senegal. Imagine after two months

Senegal will eventually be banned from further participating in future but other African countries, most especially west Africa and others will kick against it in solidarity.
North Africans like behaving like spoiled brats and like to compete unfairly in sports.