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Career / Re: Shocking Salary From My To-be Boss. by Berankis: 1:59pm On Jan 30, 2023
lazynairalander1:
Last week I had an interview for a data analyst teaching job, after series of interview process which includes.
Analyzing data with Excel and BI
Extracting and cleaning data with Python &SQL
Modeling, analyzing and visualization with R.
Though my Python prowess wasn't that good but I was told that what they needed is a data analyst who can handle R very well and I really impressed in that aspect.
Same course they are charging 300-400k for... Nigerians are born-cheats and why the country is unable to grow
I showed my data analysis projects on the above software excluding Python. Then we went to oral interview which led to the salary part. I was asked to name my price.
I told them to give me a breakdown on how many days I will be coming to work because I learnt it will be part time teaching job, the interviewer agreed to mail me my schedule.

I was hoping it will be weekend (like Friday evening, Saturday & Sunday) only for me to realized it will be Mon-Thur (that's not part time, I told the manager or so).
The worst part is that they are willing to pay me 10k/week for the job and I will be paid each week I come to work which means it's only the weeks the students avail themselves that I will teach and be paid.

Those tech pay such ridiculous amount or am just unlucky?
What am I expected to do with 10k weekly?
Transport?
Data?
Food?
Electricity?
What exactly?

I was furious though and I am still furious.
Family / Re: Wife Caught Husband With Sidechick In Towel Trying To Escape Through The Balcony by Berankis: 9:42pm On Jan 29, 2023
Even if women must cheat, do it with a MAN not some slowpoke who cannot handle any situation. Just look at mad boy putting the lady's life at risk. I thought she was going to jump and let's see where that would lead them.

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Education / Re: I Finally Signed Out At 42 by Berankis: 3:08pm On Jan 27, 2023
adler777:
Congratulations brother. You have inspired others who may be having challenges with their education not to give up. That's what life is all about. A lot of young people easily give up just cos some things didn't happen as at when expected, some even commit suicide for meagre things like exam failure, debts etc, whereas life is all about overcoming challenges & obstacles.

I pray that God gives you an opportunity to apply your knowledge and qualification to something worthwhile.

Cheers 🍾🍾🥂🥂
God bless you for these words of wisdom!

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Business / Re: Female Bank Staff Stripped Naked Over Loan Recovery by Berankis: 3:29pm On Jan 25, 2023
Jennyclay:
Nigerians don't deserve to get loans from banks, loan apps or friends. I don't borrow nigerians money. God forbid!

I don't have strength to be chasing after you for my money.

The most annoying thing with Nigerians is that.... If you drag them too much for your own money, they would fight you and tell you to do your worse, that they won't pay!

Nigerians are terrible people! Shior!
grin cheesy grin Nigerians don do you shege grin
Politics / Re: Chris Ahizu: Imo Government Condemns Brutal Murder Of Ideato Sole Administrator by Berankis: 12:02pm On Jan 25, 2023
Racoon:
Dont only condemn but fish out and kill the killers.
Nigerian government at their best! Forever condemning....

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Politics / Re: Am Withdrawing The New And Old Naira Note (pic) by Berankis: 5:13pm On Jan 24, 2023
2saviourfriday9:
Good day guys I withdraw this money today the old and new naira note is till coming out only
please what's the problem of this country
Funny enough I have not even received this money before, either from ATM or Bank itself.

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Family / Re: Six-Month-Old Baby Boy Dies In His Sleep After Mother Gave Him Tramadol (Photos) by Berankis: 1:01pm On Jan 24, 2023
This is what happens when a child gives birth to another child. The men impregnating these girls and then disappearing will not make it in life.

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Crime / Re: Underage Prostitution In Nigeria by Berankis: 9:19am On Jan 24, 2023
Isabi4lov:
Na so dem plenty for Ogun State, dem go lie for their parents say na house girl work dem go do for Lagos, ending up doing prostitution angry
Which kind house girl, like say their parents no know. Poverty to blind and deafen them... Putting all these young girls and boys at risk to fend for themselves.

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Health / Re: I am Scared O, Have Learnt My Lesson, No More Skin To Skin by Berankis: 3:07pm On Jan 23, 2023
Hopeba:
Last week Friday I woke up and discovered a discharge from My penis. I was scared, so I ran to the toilet to pee. After some seconds a clear watery discharge started coming out again..

I went straight to Google and started searching for the symptoms of gonorrhea, and I found out I am having one of the symptoms. But I am not having painful urination or swollen testicles or any sore around my dick..

I guess it UTI.. I have started taking injections and the clear discharge has minimized. And again my pee is now white unlike few days ago. I have spent over 10k..

I have learnt my lessons. Pls anyone with a similar experience can still advice me further..
Thank you stars it's not HIV grin
Politics / Re: NAN Returns New Innoson Bus, Says It’s Faulty And Second Time by Berankis: 4:19pm On Jan 22, 2023
Ogonimilitant:
You paid N49million for 30 seater units of buses.
Which is less than 1.3m per bus. This is how you want to patronize your country.

Innoson was founded in 2007
Toyota was founded in 1937
And you want Innosson to be like Toyota. The government of Japan funded Toyota why innoson started and funded itself from the scratch.

The government of Sierra loan bought vehicles from Innosson and have not had any problem but Nigerians instead of supporting their own brand keeps demarketing their brand because he is an Igbo man.

Obi is coming and Nigeria shall be great again.
Eventhough, it is not "30 seater units of buses", it is actually one 30-seater bus for 49.5m.
Travel / Re: Agbero Madness On The Road at night by Berankis: 12:18am On Jan 22, 2023
Sirseedorf:
What is the benefit of agbero to the state, the people and tthe country? Why do we have many agbero unit instead of our security forces.
Our truck was coming from Ogun state, park on getting to iyana isashi The drive did not stop because none of the unfortunate agbero stoped him, lo and behold one cursed agbero came from no where and smash the side mirror with a pipe, the driver had to reverse back to ask he had to smash the side mirror broken when nobody ask him to stop, then about five of them started confronting the Old man and assaulting him physically with the pipe in the their hand. and saying they have juju to avert curses, while the assault was going on I was inside the truck, because if I had came down and support baba, his beating would have been child play mine. Eventually I came down to beg them, talk to the driver and we moved on in pain and anger, but nothing's to be done our side mirror was broken, the driver and old man was beating and I feel helple

Igbo elerin, isashi and igando are there base, and anybody benefiting from agbero cursed money shall know no peace..

I feel your pain and disappointment cos I know that area very well. Those boys are Jafo's (King of Iba Land) boys! Even though, the King has been denying but its obvious they are his. They are very reckless and destructive. You will meet them at Isashi juction just before the U-turn if you are coming from Badagry, they are also stationed at the overhead bridge before you get to Iyana-school, you find them at Iba Junction too by the U-turn, they are at Obadore just after the bridge and lastly at Akesan bus stop just before the U-turn. All the areas are under the domain of Jafo Authority, who happens to be the King in that area and Chairman Administration of Lagos State Parks and Garages. Unfortunately, the Lagos State govt are not saying anything about all these madness in the axis and other places in Lagos. I believe these guys are indirectly part of LASG obviously.

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Business / Re: Badly Printed New Naira Notes (Pictures) by Berankis: 5:25pm On Jan 21, 2023
LogicMessiah:
Welcome to apc madam!
They are fully ready to take you back to the days of dinosaurs if given the chance cheesy
grin cheesy grin

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Business / Re: CBN Asks Nigerians To Reject Old Naira Notes From Banks by Berankis: 1:17am On Jan 20, 2023
All these unnecessary drama by the CBN is all to cover up the full-scale corruption within their office. Let's see how far all these will go...

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Politics / Re: Governor Adeleke Shows Off Football Skills (Photos) by Berankis: 12:04pm On Jan 18, 2023
Golan007:
I'm an Arsenal supporter but I think it is unpatriotic for a state executive to openly support a foreign team whilst the domestic league suffers.

You don come with your problems! Let us enjoy the news in peace...
Romance / Re: My Dad Caught Me And A Girl Having Sex by Berankis: 5:53pm On Jan 16, 2023
I don't wish to see any of my children having intimacy even it it's in my house.
Politics / Re: SSS Invades CBN, Takes Over Emefiele’s office - Daily Nigerian by Berankis: 5:49pm On Jan 16, 2023
Because it is a case of an Igbo man, if it was Hausa or Fulani bastards now, all the terrorists DSS will be nowhere to be found!
They only start running around if it's a non-fulani case, what has happened to terrorist PRO Gumi till date? Absolutely nothing!

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Romance / Re: MYSTERY: How Native Doctor Died After Sex Romp With Manhood Standing by Berankis: 1:27pm On Jan 12, 2023
Hendrixky:
Hmmmm
This man took sex enhancer drugs reason the manhood was still standing...
Stop all this magun rubbish! Cardiac arrest and high blood pressure causes death during sex
Humans are very dull

And Africans are worse

If at this age we still believe in Satan, spirituality and God...

Other lower animals If they could talk or if we could understand their language....they would say it to our face that we are not intelligent the way we pretend to be
Thank you for this analysis. The man interview even said it's barbaric to lace a woman with "magun" but not barbaric to sleep with a married woman!
Car Talk / Re: This Nigerian Mechanic Has Gone Viral After A Video Show Him Lifting An Engine by Berankis: 4:38am On Jan 12, 2023
Ologundudu2020:


If he’s my brother, I would have cautioned him never to repeat such act again, that’s very unprofessional, it’s 2023 for God sake , what if something goes wrong, and the engine shift, so we start looking for who to donate legs or what? Even the car is not safe working that way.
I can only give him an accolade for lifting that heavy engine but not for working safe.
Truly when I saw the video, I was scared for him. That engine is dead weight. The day I carried only gear with someone, I hear am not to talk of the engine.
Food / Re: 15k Well Spent(photo) by Berankis: 10:13pm On Jan 07, 2023
gasparpisciotta:
Looks like 15k plus AK47 well spent, except na village market you patronize
grin grin grin
Travel / Re: What’s So Special About The UK That Nigerians Are Fleeing To? by Berankis: 2:41pm On Jan 07, 2023
fullnetwork:

You that can't even cough in the face of impunity, stealing, government brutality the Nigerian politicians serve you everyday is calling people who have all the good things of life slave.
My God forgive you.
grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Causes Stir With Her Braless Appearance At An Event by Berankis: 10:37am On Jan 07, 2023
Na wetin no make her stay married be this. A lot she is got to display to the world for entertainment. I am sure if she wasn't a music star na porn star she for be.

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Crime / Re: Has Anyone Experienced This Kind Of Scam In Lagos, A Friend's Integrity At Stake by Berankis: 8:56pm On Jan 06, 2023
Every old school group has 1 or 2 of such people. Friendly scam Artists!

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Business / Re: Sale Of Polaris Bank: CBN Sets Record Straight by Berankis: 4:30am On Jan 05, 2023
Thinkam:
It's the same thing both reports are saying, only a 50bn pay was made
Leave am, he thinks he talking to nonentities. They paid N50B and to take full responsibility for 1.3tn debt on ground, when? Emefiele had long been comprised and very culpable.
All his hidden secrets and financial misconducts and misappropriations from non-remittance of taxes deducted from our all daily transactions and many more will burst open immediately after this administration. It is going to be messy for him. He thinks he is smart. He will be the worst CBN Governor so far...

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Family / Re: My Wife Refused To Block The Guy She Cheated With by Berankis: 2:06pm On Jan 04, 2023
Be patient o... My guy it is not easy to raise 2children alone. But you must enforce what you want. Must enforce! I feel you must have been too soft with her from the beginning of the relationship, so she is used to contesting your stand in the marriage.
You must be firm and decisive in your dos and donts. But don't send her away, still look for ways make things straight.
Education / Re: ASUU Protests As FG Withholds Union Dues by Berankis: 9:44am On Jan 04, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
Oshundun said, “Constitutionally, there is a provision of the Trade Union Act (Section 37, Subsection 1) that says every year ASUU must render an account of money remitted to the body. All ASUU members get a monthly deduction, which is usually given to ASUU every month to run their secretariat.

“They are also to submit an audited report of this money every year, but for four consecutive years, ASUU didn’t do that.

“The ministry wrote to ASUU, asking them why they haven’t submitted the audited report of monies collected for four years. ASUU got that letter and didn’t respond to it. They didn’t even write to acknowledge the receipt of the letter. A reminder letter was subsequently sent to ASUU, which was also ignored.

“Then the ministry decided that the check-off amount due, deducted by IPPIS for November, should not be released to ASUU. So, when they respond and explain how they spent the money released, the money held by IPPIS will be released to them.”

But Bolarin faulted the ministry’s position on the audit report.

He insisted that ASUU submitted the said report.

If after the ASUU Chairman was informed that ASUU is yet to submit its audited report for 4 years shocked and he could not provide a contrary evidence and the mediocre journalist still could not demand from the ASUU chairman for proof of acknowledgement of the report he claimed was submitted then I really do not see why ASUU members should keep their current leaders in office.

Everything is so horribly wrong with ASUU that it is so disgraceful that such a body of folks who should be intellectuals are so intellectually inferior to the govt's team. ASUU so far lacked the right strategy and moral authority to take on govt. This is so so embarassing.

I am sure that within ASUU some members would have been complaining about their seemingly mediocre leadership and must have been protesting against the missteps of their leadership but they should not stop at that, they should elect new set of leaders who understand the seriousness of the responsibility upon ASUU members as intellectuals.
Well said. The FG is now just having fun with ASUU at will.
Crime / Re: 3 Persons Killed By Unidentified Persons At Unizik Gate, Awka (Pics, Video) by Berankis: 3:07am On Jan 04, 2023
Somehow I am beginning to feel these easterners are wreckless and wild. Is this how they intend to govern the country with all these killing spree?
Family / Re: My Wife Is Starving Me Of Sex by Berankis: 4:05pm On Jan 01, 2023
Stillwhites:
It's getting to a year now that my wife began starving me of sex. Honestly I can count how many times I sexed my wife in the last two months and in most cases I initiate the engagement.

She sometimes complain that I love sex too much so I have to endure days without sex. As I type, it's morethan a week that we engaged in adult activity. I contemplated seeing another lady but it's against my Christian faith. How do I handle this situation?

My brother, make I no lie you. It's like that in most homes. The fire of marriage dey dull with time... we go weeks too without having entanglement but in this case, it's not an issue. We are both like that, when there is time, we do and move on.
Other things dey occupy our minds and coupled with the wahala of Nigeria...

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Romance / Re: My Girl's Father Wear Stud Earrings by Berankis: 4:00pm On Jan 01, 2023
zimmaking:
I think i love this girl and i want to settle down with her this year.I saw her father who is in his 50s wearing stud/tiny earing yesterday crossover.is dis a red flag on the family?
It's a prompt to do your findings before getting too deep. So that you won't be too inconvenienced in marriage.
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Pictured With Ribadu And Gov Badru In Mecca (Photos) by Berankis: 2:37pm On Jan 01, 2023
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oluwaseunamos33:
Hmmm. Our incoming president. See his head like that of tortoise
grin cheesy grin
Politics / Re: Military Men Raid Okigwe, Residents Tortured, Several Dead (Disturbing Video, P) by Berankis: 5:50am On Jan 01, 2023
Chiefwhip001:
Why will anybody or ugm kidnap an army personnel? Or anybody at all. Do you know
What she passed through to get to where she
Is in life? Her crime is that she went to see her parents, and ended up in the hands of
Some illiterate, useless things called ugm,
They should be caught and killed,please don't
Harass innocent civilians.
GOD bless Nigeria.
The problem with this country is that both the military and civillians are all senseless. In the so-called raid innocent people will pay the price while the real criminals remain elusive. Anyone can tell that the corpse of the man on the street cannot be a UGM, this is probably be a middle aged man in his late fifties.
We see military operations in other countries, they don't burn civillians houses but here, the millitary operations are no different from that of the millitia. There is hardly any difference between the mode of conduct of the millitary and those of the UGM.
Politics / Re: Akon Eyakenyi: Akwa Ibom Senator's Convoy Kills Couple by Berankis: 2:03am On Dec 28, 2022
robinso01:
If you can't protect them, why then kill them?

The way all these politicians with their drivers and escorts drives is too dangerous
How come nobody is complaining about this ugly trend. I have always said it that any person/dignitary/official/royal/politician and even civillian that drives on the roads with escorts chasing other people away from the road can never mean well and can never do well.

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Crime / Re: Bolanle Raheem: Policeman Arrested For Shooting Female Lawyer Dead In Lagos by Berankis: 10:37am On Dec 26, 2022
If them start another #EndPolice now, they will say Nigerians are attacking them. How can you just shoot at an unarmed person going about his/her business?
It seems they have forgotten about #EndSars so soon, this was just how it started...

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