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Ebola! Ebola!! Ebola!!! U don fly reach here abi?,me sf dn dy prepare,me and u go be lyk dz

k,i don hear d informatn,bt ma brain dy reject am bk,regardn it as useless,d gold wey she won,no b me she go giv,dt wan no stop Boko Haram,e no bring bk chibok gals,e no change nigeria cos no be 2dai dm dey win am,dt one no be cure 4 ebola.i no be PHE teacha,so............*askd dj to giv him beat*



*here comes sangalo's (terry g)beat*




*here i sing*
wetin concerm me


*here is d video*

BRAV0O: oga , wait carry me na ' shaybi na church u dey drive this pamgolo go ?

,hmm u pple don start u no dy take eye see rich pple,anyway,i go hep u,u go dey hep me push am 4 bk,i go dy insyd am

i'm coming lemme park,nw bk to d topic.
These reasns provided to me are,rubbish,jargons,fatous,nonsense &other synonyms. Why? bkus
1.)Why wld a pastor hire a fellow human being like him to die 4 him,so as 4 him to live,who doesn't enjoy ds lyf,or are dos body guard hopeless.
2.)jesus has disciples and if anytn happns to em,he is d healer,how many pastors now can heal. And if at all they can, so i see no reasns they shd av bdygrd
3.)avn physical bodygrds to prevent death,wht abt if u wantd to be killd spiritually,how many pastors can prevnt dat kinda death by d word of God,jst few
so dat death u dey run 4 con kill una at last
4.)if ds bodgrds killd someone while tryn to prevnt u,d sin is definitely urs
5.) d discipls protectd jesus bkus they knew jesur can die 4 em,bt hw many pastors fit die 4 persn
ha! Ds lyf,*in 2face's voice*nobody wan die bt dem wan go heavn

ALKARULEZ615: dat was an advertent exaggeration...itz actually one of ma fortes...

,isdokay,nw ansa ma qstn,wit simplicity,i dn't av tym 4 grammar

lakunle1love: Na my name u dey rubbish like that, mod where r u? , Oya do d needful...

ha! Tuale baba,abeg 4giv me,u knw i no fit do dat kain tn,oya take dz one do dz beautiful mornin

ALKARULEZ615: hey...u sure wudnt wana play d sarcastic thingY wid me

erm...erm...no,and u sure ds isn't a way 4 u to avoid answern ma qstn,*facebk 1970 version*

ALKARULEZ615: I heard this in 1970

radio or television

thanks 4 lettin us knw,bt is all ds to make fb intrestn What abt wetin dey appen 4 their wey be say u go click message,e go open nofication page,if u click jelili alabaaru[load carrier] 4 ur frnd list,e go open jemila aladiye[fowl seller]

DonaldGenes: Up United

4 lyf man

betatalk: Bad belle

of course everybdy be badbelle 4 club syd,bt i no hate on d boi

yuzjet: Was d plate really glued to her mouth?

no,bt d lip is being pierced and d plates is worn

na dat tym wey dem chnge pastr 4 our chrch,as i gt 2 chrch i sit 4 frnt xo d pstr go recgnis me & tnk say i b 1 kind religious guy wey gt passion to hear d wrd of God,small tym dy slp com cum i bn dey doze off small small na im d pstr notis me,wen d prayr tym con com na im d pstr say,"ds prayer is 4 guys,hep me to say dz praya,may u not fall into ladies trap IJN!!!,oya wake ur neighbour up and turn it to praya"na dt tym d babe bsyd me,tap me and say"bros wake up abeg na pastr's order o,it's tym 4 fysical praya enuf of d spritual drm"as i stnd up,i dey pray sluggsh,na xo d pastr sht"pray wit all ur strent,pray wit ur bodies,tap ur feet,shake ur head",na dt tym i con begin shake head,as d praya finish,1 time i don chnge seat go bck,tnkn 2 masf,wu send me com front sf,wen anoda guy com c me,i say i don shake head pray so i con get headache,so i wan rest,na dt one i take slp o 4 choir rum

yuzjet: Oh my world! What kind of plate is dat? That plate looked glued to her mouth!

yeah,u've jst view it d way i do or perhaps it's pierced

jotey: pls stop saying he will play rubbish for Nigeria because of wat happened 2 Mikel..i can give u an evidence that he is not after money..during his transfer saga he wanted 2 sign for Porto a club which offered him small amount of money BT due 2 pressure from his dad he signed for man city...I trust iheanacho he will make it..he is BT after money..he will become a legend in football... watch out

anyway no one knws wht d future holds bt let's wait and see

jotey: guy talents are different.. iheanacho is more talented than Mikel..he won't fade if he has passion for football.. Mikel no gt passion for ball he is not thinking of improvement

i agree wit u bt all i'm tryn ty say is his makn d mancity us team tour is neither a gud nor a bad news to me and not dt i'm hatn on d guy,let's jst hope he makes us proud

what language are they speakn here,i no undastand wht dem dey tok,lemme go drink ma coffee 4 anoda place,i'll come bck

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and again bot of u go be vigilante and thief togeda,u watch im,he watch u,though u neva steal

maib bkus d problem,house chores e.t.c dat were bn don by d man b4 marriage,is nw bn shard,or it mayb natural,lyk dz man nw,afta marriage his permant work and exercise is pushn his stomach