₦airaland Forum

blueflames23: Abeg, guy shift go front small............the bike dey carry two na!

u wan do ur naija stuff go brazil again

9jatatafo: When Nigeria Police catch you say you dey ride okada for express to Maracana, na that time your eyes go clear sharparly. Anyway, I thought Hames Rodriguez or Muller deserves it.

lol,bribe go work

congrats o,at least u no go empty handed,no b as u waka come u come waka go

broom.bkus they are unitd

*care for your people*brasil take suffer dem pple bkus dem wan host world cup bt dem lose maib na dat suffurness make em lose
*everydai is not xmas*brasil bn dey beat germany since all ds yrs bt faild ds yr
*failure doesn't mean u dn't dsrve anytn if u really work hard* james rodriguez even though they lose
and d last....
Suarez exist tru rabbit's evolution

okada!!! Abeg maracana stadium,i wan go collect d golden ball 4rm messi,i go com giv OP.

congratulations to him,me 2 dey collect mine here at d viewn centre,golden spec 4 d persn wey watch all d matches being playd,i no get job and thanks to ma mum's purse,bt nw i can pay her bck since i don win a bet,mummy if u are a nairalander,pls 4giv me

yeah! Dat was tru.what a coincidence,pple can think oo,hw did they quickly think abt ds.nice one.bt no be dt one trip me pass bt d money wey dem make me win,*dancing oju ti won-danny yung

k, no he doesn't,bt now dt he had bn given,go and questn fifa y they gave it to him

cortana was right!!!! I don win money o!! *dancing oju tiwon by danny young*

*pour snakes and scorpions on d land* *clears troat* i won't ask u not to come to dz land u can come

bamite: dis is y drug law always arrest igbo smokers

now dat i wasn't arrestd,what will u nw do,hug transformer? Pls dn't, jst hug lion instd

so na debatin remain make dem dey do now abi?

Me: Okada! okada!!
Okada man:where?
Me: u knw dat prsn in charge of traffic house? Abeg take me there make i go report dz incident.

kossyablaze: wetin I wan use am do?Gimme beer jor

bt 5naira pure 2 fit quench thirst na bros wey u wan make i see beer moni

okay,bt y is dat it is only d oyinbos in everytn

kossyablaze: I don catch am

bros i beg na,sorry,oya take dz 5naira and lemme go,i won't do dat again

Op: u must comment,okay?
Me: hmm hmm is it by force,i wn't comment.
Op: *gives a dirty slap* i said u must comment! Are u mad!
Me: *sobs* ha! ha! bros jst bkus i'm playn wit u.
Op: *smiles* oya sorry,sorry,so wht do u av to say?
Me: all i wanna say abt dz topic is dat..............
I'm comin i want 2 flush d toilet.*runsaway*

is okay o,R.I.P,When is d burial ceremony going to come up,pls let it be afta dz ramadan,Op update me if u hear any in4matn abt d burial ceremony.pls nairalanders dn't quote me o

ME:okada!!! Police station i wan go report dz case.*whisper in his ear*carry me go ma house jare

pls o,wht's so special abt her tongue,or she get one sweet below her lip wey she dey lick,or na dog mouth be dat,maib pig mouth or duck mouth dem call am no common again

where u wan stay for dz life wey go safe pass nw,4 wrk dem dey kill,4 road dem dey kill,4 ur home,insyd ur rum,ur own rum,death again,haba!!!,dat's outrageous.pls update on artartica,maib i go go there

p.josh run go call 1 to come and join him,dat's y u av p.josh1? Don't thank me o,it's not me it's God dt reveal it to me,and he shall always b with me,i dn't knw abt others o.

even if he no b big fan,wetin e go tok b4,u wan make im say he no be big fan,make u pple say e too dey proud?

OP: U must comment! Do u hear me?
ME: Hmm hmm i won't comment is it by force?
OP:YES! *gives a dirty slap*
ME: *sobs* ok abeg i go comment,jst bks i dey play wit u,erm erm wht i av to say is......
I'm coming lemme quicky go and flush.

when seun come tell u say ''sorry i tot i cld managely put it at d front page but there so many topics wait till nxt month''jst 4get fp tins 4 dz yr

Now wen she nw nids a child and she doesn't av any,she'll start killin goat by 2am in d midnight,start suspectn mama agba,start mixin lubricatn oil wit pap to oil her stomach,she wn't rememba wht she had done in d past. Y she no go dump am 4 soka ibadan

but unfortunately i no meet any comment:-(

omo arsenal don vex o, e wan join d big spenders,e spend am last yr e collect FA,maib e go collect anoda trophy dz season. Who knws maib dey don tell him say e go soon die, so e wan quick quick spend dos money

maingwaest: . E don show?

lol tanx make we come watch commando 2geda

kobonaire: sapele fish market

is okaay,nw i don knw,tanku