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FamilyRe: "Divorce Should Be Celebrated, Its Rise Is A Good Thing" - Nkechi Bianze by bereto(m): 7:28pm On Sep 20, 2018
tooth4tooth:
I like the last poster that told the girl to taste marriage first grin Most of these feminists have never been married and thinking they know more about marriages.

When a young man dump them as side kick ,they hide under he auspices of feminism to poison the mind of people in genuine relationships or marriages.

Unfortunately, some of their members that eventually got married changed their perspective to become advocates of 'man is the head'. grin
coaches don't play
Car TalkRe: Driver Covers Himself With Umbrella While Driving An Open-roof Benz In The Rain by bereto(m): 10:22pm On Sep 07, 2018
[/quote]Chinese people are funny o that's how that couple was having anal sex expecting to get pregnant SMH
HealthRe: Man Rushed To Hospital With Big Nail In His Throat In Kano Looks Calm. Graphic by bereto(m): 10:55am On Aug 28, 2018
SolutionMee:
You're right
Death is nothing but an illusion
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Liverpool (0 - 2) On 20th August 2018 by bereto(m): 10:00pm On Aug 20, 2018
YNWA UP LIVERPOOL
EntertainmentRe: 7 All Time Wrestling Legends by bereto(m): 4:24am On Apr 01, 2018
No chyna or is it cuz she is a woman

PhonesRe: Airtel Megapack Problems: Users Are Experiencing This, No Response From Airtel by bereto(m): 3:27am On Apr 01, 2018
really true mtn is a scam network
PhonesRe: Airtel Megapack Problems: Users Are Experiencing This, No Response From Airtel by bereto(m): 3:24am On Apr 01, 2018
happened to me i was very confused cuz I was sure I had data useless network its very difficult to get their customer care thank you for this
FamilyRe: Little Girl Trying To Breastfeed Her Crying Younger Brother by bereto(m): 11:10pm On Jan 10, 2018
undecidedadorable now but when she turn slay queen she'll forget all this and refuse to breastfeed HD own baby so her breast doesn't fall or her husband will give her a gift for breastfeeding their child
RomanceRe: I Lied To My Fiancé That I Am A Virgin, My Wedding Is In December. Help by bereto(m): 8:30pm On Nov 05, 2017
This is a very stupid situation, first of all what wanted getting married to a virgin, that ship has sailed and all thanks to him, secondly what if the relationship didn't work he will move on looking for another virgin when he himself is not SHM anyway its simple ask him if he is a virgin cuz he must have had other girlfriends if he says no then tell him cuz since he is not he might understand and even if he says yes and you can MIRACULOUSLY trust it then tell him as only God knows what you might do next to cover up your lie. So my advice just tell him.
EducationRe: School Sends Girl Home Because She Didn't Wear A Bra (pics) by bereto(m): 1:12pm On Nov 04, 2017
Queenlovely:
My cousin wanted to join the navy seal but was rejected because of his height, I know one other person who was rejected because of his Bow leg and teeth. The university has its own standard cut off mark for acceptance. Footballers have uniforms that is recommended.

What's my point here? Every organisation has its own standard. If you don't like it fall out. Nobody is bigger than everybody. You cant let your own personal interest conflict with the rules. The school wants standard and wants her to wear a bra.

I want kids to keep wearing Uniforms to school because they would not be too focused on dressing. If they want to stand out, they have to do something great. Not how they dress
Simple
FamilyRe: Grandma Accidentally Buys Adult Book For 6-year-old by bereto(m): 2:27pm On Oct 07, 2017
Iamnobody:
The horse part killed me. Imagine the mom bathing the boy and then he’s balls rise and he tells his momma ‘Don’t act like your not impressed’
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's The Most Traumatic And Scariest Event You Have Ever Witnessed? by bereto(m): 11:21am On Oct 04, 2017
Water101:
how did u knw d man went unpunished??
the mother tried to sweep everything under the carpet because of shame she even tried to pay me and my brother to keep quiet
and since it was on a bush path we saw them no other person knew of it
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's The Most Traumatic And Scariest Event You Have Ever Witnessed? by bereto(m): 10:05pm On Oct 03, 2017
I once saw two sisters aged 12 and 8 crying on their way home with blood dripping from their privates when I asked they said they were raped by their uncle saddest part was that the man went unpunished
CelebritiesRe: 'Why I Said I Am Not Interested In Marriage'- Blogger Ebiwali Replies Critics by bereto(m): 4:48am On Aug 26, 2017
marriage is a choice yes, but not a barrier to hold you down, most successful people are married, the only thing that might stop you from getting married is your lifestyle
RomanceRe: Ebi Wali: 'I May Never Get Married', Nigerians Blast Her (Photos) by bereto(m): 1:37pm On Aug 24, 2017
grin grin grin
Basic123:
That's what happens when you call bad thing beautiful name.

prostitutes and adultrers are prostitutes and adultrers...which one is baby mama?.....mtcheeew
grin
Basic123:
That's what happens when you call bad thing beautiful name.

prostitutes and adultrers are prostitutes and adultrers...which one is baby mama?.....mtcheeew
RomanceRe: Ebi Wali: 'I May Never Get Married', Nigerians Blast Her (Photos) by bereto(m): 1:35pm On Aug 24, 2017
Ontarget:
Still shouldn't stop her from serving God. It's better someone sins and still serves God than someone who sins and doesn't serve God.
dude hypocrites are worse than sinners
RomanceRe: Ebi Wali: 'I May Never Get Married', Nigerians Blast Her (Photos) by bereto(m): 1:33pm On Aug 24, 2017
doyinisaac:
She said she just want a child and will not get married and she want to serve GOD,how will you serve GOD when you already plan to have a child out of wedlock which is condemnable by the same GOD u want to serve??very foolish comment.......She said she will never get married because she plans to use her body to serve GOD",the same GOD that ordained marriage??what an irony.....she is just an attention seeker.....she is 21 and she sound like a 3 years old child....ode...
she is confused
Nairaland GeneralRe: See The Real 'pepper Dem Gang' (photos) by bereto(m): 4:25am On Aug 16, 2017
rubber pepper
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Jokes, Try Not To Laugh � by bereto(m): 6:09pm On Aug 14, 2017
08174968711
FoodIf You Eat Fufu Or Eba With Your Hands, You Lack Home Training– Nigerian Lady by bereto(op): 3:24pm On Jul 22, 2017
Queen has set Twitter Nigeria ablaze after she posted the below message on her page. Twitter User Naomi Omolara @Nigerian_Queenn from osun state says people who eat eba or Fufu with their hands have no home training..
source http://nigeriana.org/news/metro-news/eat-fufu-eba-hands-no-home-training-nigerian-lady-omolara/
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Cheers by bereto(m): 9:48am On Jul 22, 2017
ApostleEbuka:
I have a teaching job here in Enugu. I am looking for something better not something worst. Thanks for your help though
i am offering you something better but no problem anyways, you're welcome
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Cheers by bereto(m): 9:46am On Jul 22, 2017
idylnoble:
Neolifehuh GNLD grin grin grin
no not GNLD
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Need A Job Urgently, Please Help Me Out by bereto(m): 8:43pm On Jul 21, 2017
[quote author=judith113 post=58658031]To the one that wishes to help me out. please am in need of a job in Lagos state and i can as well relocate.
Am by name NDUBUISI CHINONSO JUDITH. A graduate of Statistics with HND(upper credit). below is my cv..
thanks in anticipation[/quote
I have an offer for you contact me @ oseyomons@gmail.com or check my profile for my contact thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Need A Job,i Need Your Help!!!! by bereto(m): 8:39pm On Jul 21, 2017
Ebitus:
I am staying at Abuja.please, I am in need of a job in Abuja.My contacts:07033377764
email:isumichaelokenwa@gmail.com
B.Sc in Industrial mathematics/Applied Statistics.
I have an offer for you check my profile for my contact and contact me
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Cheers by bereto(m): 8:31pm On Jul 21, 2017
ApostleEbuka:
Am also in Enugu. No job. Jobs here are hidden
I work for a company called Neolife Intl. and we are looking for managers in Enugu if interested check my profile for my contacts thanks
CultureRe: FACTS About The Great Wall Of Benin by bereto(m): 12:39am On Jul 17, 2017
aljharem:
OP I have you time today. Enough of all these lies

1. The picture you displayed is NEVER bini but Sungbo's Eredo which is located in Ijebuland aka Yoruba

http://originalpeople.org/sungbos-eredo-africas-largest-man-structure/

2. Benin KINGDOM NOT AN EMPIRE. Do you know what an empire is ? :

3. Benin kingdom wall IS NOT ONE OF THE LARGEST MAN-MADE WALL. STOP THE LIES.

In Nigeria alone we have larger man made structures than benin wall.

- Sungbo Eredo
- The Queen Amina Palace. Just to mention a few

4. The british never fought benin, they simply conqured it. It is on record that only the Igbos and Lagosian fought the british

I don tire sef. I no get energy wer I get before

Anyway keep deceiving yourself
Dude Benin was an empire
CelebritiesRe: Busayo Makinwa Set To Marry A White Man (Photos) by bereto(m): 3:58pm On Jul 15, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked
Toke is not to be trusted

Won't be shocked if she hasn't shagged her sister's groom.
lol
FamilyWoman Finds Out Man She Married For 3 Years Is Actually A Woman (photo) by bereto(op): 12:19pm On Jul 14, 2017
A bizarre case has left people in shock after a woman from Founders location unknowingly married another woman thinking she was a man. In fact, she has slept with 'him' on numerous occasions but the woman, unknown to her, used a small pestle (mutswi) as ‘his’ manhood.
However, the cunning tomboy allegedly covered the black pestle with two condoms, switched off the lights each time they become intimate and always refused to be caressed by the partner.
But three years into the marriage, Memory Danzi (34) of House Number 8647, Founders discovered that her partner was a woman recently after she noticed some blood stains on Clemence George Chibaya Chiwenga’s pants. The stains were said to be from her menstruation.
Baffled by the finding, she quickly set up a trap in the bathroom, budged in as ‘he’ was busy scrubbing ‘his’ body and behold, the person she has been calling hubby was just a woman like her, Manica Post reported.
More revelations were made open last Saturday night when Danzi made a report against Chiwenga at Dangamvura Police Station.
Police have since opened an aggravated indecent assault docket in view of the ‘pestle’ that was used by the suspect in making love to the complainant without her knowledge.The ‘pestle’ was recovered and it will be used in court as an exhibit.
When Chiwenga realised that her lover had gone to make a police report, she vanished from the scene and was later arrested on Monday night after an ambush at a garage where she was hiding.
Following her arrest, police officers were in a quandary on whether to lock her up in female holding cells or to send him to male cells.
At the police station, Chiwenga admitted that she was a woman, but due to circumstances surrounding the case the officers felt that if she was to be locked up with fellow female inmates she might abuse them like what she allegedly did to the complainant.
Placing him in men’s cells was also tricky because although she behaves and wants to be a man, she is a woman.Chiwenga was later locked up alone in a secure office for the night.
The news crew caught up with Danzi who tearfully chronicled the hard to believe events surrounding the three-year affair with the suspect whom she thought and believed was a man.She felt grossly cheated and abused.
“I fell in love with this ‘man’ in 2013, but I later went and stayed in Macheke. I came back to Mutare in 2015 and we reignited our romance. Before ‘he’ dated me, I only knew ‘him’ as a carpenter and ‘he’ used to repair my furniture. Then, ‘he’ had a wife and ‘he’ used to come to my house in the afternoon and went back to his wife in the evening. In August this year ‘he’ separated from his wife and came to stay with me at my house. ‘He’ told me that ‘he’ chased his wife away because she wanted to poison ‘him’,” she said and added:
“I was surprised one of the days when I told one of my children, Masset, to go and do our laundry. She went and did the laundry from a nearby stream. I did not know that Chiwenga’s pants were among the dirty clothes. As Masset did the laundry she noticed that the pants were stained with menstrual blood.”
Masset came running and broke the news to her mother. She could not believe what she saw.
“She told me that my husband’s pants were stained with blood and asked me if ‘he’ also menstruates. I was shocked. I requested to view the pants and for sure they were stained with blood. I took the pants and hid them. When he came back at night I asked ‘him’ if ‘he’ suffers from a se_xually transmitted disease for I suspected that the blood stains could have been so because of a disease.
“‘He’ played hide-and-seek and refused to tell me what was going on. For the next five days I noticed the blood stains on ‘his’ pants and my suspicion grew.
“In our relationship ‘he’ didn’t want me to caress ‘him’. He didn’t want me to remove ‘his’ clothes.
“‘His’ breasts are bigger than mine and when I asked ‘him’ to explain the abnormality, ‘he’ said they were big because ‘he’ was a weightlifter. One day I gave ‘him’ hot water to bath and I followed ‘him’ in the bathroom. When I got in I got the shock of my life. I asked ‘him’ why ‘he’ lied all these years and ‘he’ asked for forgiveness. I told ‘him’ to leave my house, but ‘he’ refused. I later discovered that ‘he’ was using a pestle in making love to me. I confronted ‘him’ over the issue and ‘he’ confessed that ‘he’ would put two condoms on the pestle each time we become intimate.
“I located the pestle and hid it. We quarrelled over the pestle as I wanted to take it to the police and ‘he’ wanted to destroy it. I managed to hide it under the mattress. Every time we slept together I felt deep pain and I had difficulties in walking because of the pestle ‘he’ used. I later opened up to my relatives and told them everything. Right now I am having endless menstrual periods because of that pestle ‘he’ used,” she said.
At the police station, Chiwenga denied ever using the pestle on the complainant. She said she used her fingers in making love and that the pestle allegations were being cooked up by Danzi in a bid to fix her for not giving her money.
The case goes to court soon.
source http://www.tori.ng/news/47989/shocker-woman-finds-out-man-she-married-and-has-be.html#

EducationRe: Muslim Questions In A Christian Religious Exam In Akwa Ibom Junior WAEC by bereto(m): 10:05am On Jul 13, 2017
StakerLives:
Christian Religious studies

*

get the message and dont confuse us here
you highlighted religious and left Christian and you say no big deal. they both go together
Science/TechnologyRe: Nigeria Vs NewZealand: How They Responded When Whale Were Washed Ashore(Photos) by bereto(m): 2:12pm On Jul 09, 2017
Emzyme:
Pls do you know
The so called preservers of wild life
Hunt these animals
Have you heard of whale hunting
if at all there is anything like that it's planned to make sure that it does not fall during breeding season and other logistics there is open season and close season for hunting animals
GamingRe: Amazing Video Games Endings You Should Watch by bereto(m): 9:14pm On Jul 08, 2017
B737NG:
Assassins Creed IV: Black Flag
The game didn't end well
Science/TechnologyRe: Nigeria Vs NewZealand: How They Responded When Whale Were Washed Ashore(Photos) by bereto(m): 9:03pm On Jul 08, 2017
we keep blaming everything on hunger, without the whale coming will those guys not eat, the best they will do with it is pepper soup, common, someone said there are more in the ocean, think about this, you hardly see deers, lions, leopards, elephants anymore, these animals once paraded our forest, taking without replacing, we are killing our world, think about it

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