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Romance / Re: Man With One-inch Penis Opens Up About Life With A Micropenis by bereto(m): 9:50pm On Mar 24
They say names don't matter now Mr. Ant has ant dick
Family / Re: Pregnant Woman Asks Guests Without Gifts To Leave Her Baby Shower by bereto(m): 6:21pm On Sep 09, 2022
U invited people, chased them away for not bringing gifts, tomorrow now when your baby goes back to heaven who will you blame.

I fear who don't fear Nigerians.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: See The Response An Applicant Got From A Company by bereto(m): 8:30pm On Dec 29, 2021
kinibigdeal:
What do you think?

This didn't happen I Nigeria, it happened in the united states, I'll try get the original tweet
Religion / Re: God Told Me He's Tired Of People Who Are Not Married But Have Sex - Preacher Say by bereto(m): 7:33pm On Dec 10, 2021
OtemAtum:
Lol. And Jehovah their god was a sex maniac in his days o. Christians won't cease to make us laff grin

Funny enough, having sex is a natural thing while marriage is an invention of man. When nature calls, men and women won't wait for marriage (human invention) before they do that thing together. Nature over all.

Eating is natural but eating at a table was invented by man, what's your point
Religion / Re: My Confusion About God And The Scriptures. by bereto(m): 7:00pm On Jul 01, 2021
The answer is a question

How do you guarantee freewill if you're omniscience and omnipotent
Romance / Re: Ugandan Married Woman Gets Stuck To Her Lover During Sex (Pictures) by bereto(m): 11:37am On Jun 17, 2021
greencard:
you are wrong

Na magun, believe it or not ,,

No be only captivus na buharitivus grin

grin As in husband and wife no dey get the captivus na only cheating spouse
Romance / Re: BE SINCERE!! Can You Sleep In The Mortuary For A Night Without Electricity For 1 by bereto(m): 3:55pm On Jun 16, 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMbv7n3CyXw&t=1100s

Watch this video and let me know your decision
Career / Re: Parents Who Want You To Study Medicine Love You For Real Do It ! by bereto(m): 5:21am On Apr 30, 2021
I had a friend who is good with media but his dad wanted him to study engineering just because he had friends who in high places like shell and nnpc, after 1 year my friend dropped out, went and interned at a radio station free for a year, because he was so good he got employed full time as a sports oap, he was so good within 6 moths they promoted him, now after 3 years he's going to school and taking care of the family.

My point is although medicine is nice but it is the safest choice of course in nigeria and a symbol of hope for parents, no real change, no real passion, no real talent, just go make sure you pass you'll get a job easily, but other professions you have to show your worth and make a difference even after you finish school and most parents can't wait and won't assist because it's difficult job proving yourself in an already difficult country
Religion / Re: COVID-19 Vaccines: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Condemns Christians Taking Vaccines by bereto(m): 6:37am On Mar 31, 2021
Amotolongbo:


http://saharareporters.com/2021/03/30/pastor-chris-oyakhilome-condemns-nigerian-christians-taking-covid-19-vaccines

Let's watch and see when there are travel restrictions because of the vaccine, he will take it faster than Buhari plans a trip to London
Celebrities / Re: ”FCMB MD Is Not The Father Of My Kids” -moyo Thomas Opens Up by bereto(m): 4:20am On Jan 10, 2021
Just by facial resemblance you'll know it's a lie but what do I know

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Travel / Re: Why Bringing A Spouse Abroad Goes Wrong by bereto(m): 11:40pm On Jan 08, 2021
While I don't fully support going for Nigerian ladies. Most ladies over there are cheaters they can't control their sexual urge

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Family / Re: Lady Appreciates The Christmas Chicken Her Husband Bought But Gets Slammed by bereto(m): 8:04am On Dec 25, 2020
Just watch how the woman's attitude towards her husband change

Twitter creating problems since 1914

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Man Shares The Strict Rules Attached To A N100k Job He Once Applied For by bereto(m): 9:12am On Dec 09, 2020
I thought it is a good idea until I saw

Making the manager repeat herself attracts a deduction grin grin

Clowns

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Politics / Re: Timipre Sylva: Nigerians Should Be Proud Of Fuel Imports From Niger Republic by bereto(m): 12:10am On Nov 25, 2020
I don't encourage jungle justice but if I see this man walahi he will get it
Education / Re: Do Not Study A Course Just Because You Like It. by bereto(m): 8:40am On Nov 10, 2020
While I understand what the opposite is saying I don't buy the idea
Foreign Affairs / Re: Muslim World Protests, Condemns Macron's Support For Offensive Cartoons (Photos) by bereto(m): 5:31pm On Oct 28, 2020
undecided undecidedEveryone is now claiming freedom of speech and expression but just say something negative about gay people now and you are in trouble.
Politics / Re: Video Of President Buhari's Address On EndSARS Protests by bereto(m): 8:10pm On Oct 22, 2020
The fvcking speech wasn't even live, it was doctored, uninspiring and thrash
Religion / Re: Pope Francis Endorses Same-Sex Couples Civil Union by bereto(m): 10:06am On Oct 22, 2020
jmoore:
Unfortunately, Pope is not God.

The only marriage approved by God is a Union between man and woman.

Any other behavior outside this, is a rebellion against God's standard.

Before you try to disagree, pause and think.

No single human being on earth came from homosexual reproduction.


If you are going to accept other forms of sexual behaviours outside heterosexual. Then you have to embrace the rest like humans having sex with animals, paedophiles etc.



How can you compare homosexuals to paedophiles.
Are u well?
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Leads EndSARS Protest (Video) by bereto(m): 7:05pm On Oct 10, 2020
People are saying they smell a revolution and I laugh, it has the potential but will never get there
Family / Re: Man Names His Newborn Son 'Buhari' In Jos In Honour Of The President (Photo) by bereto(m): 5:46am On Oct 07, 2020
Chiedu4Trump:
Who you name your child after does affect the child

Thats why important people in the bible were given names by God in advance


Luke 1:13
But the angel said unto him, Fear not, Zacharias: for thy prayer is heard;
and thy wife Elisabeth shall bear thee a son, and thou shalt call his name John.

(Genesis 17:19)
The God said, Sarah, your wife shall bear a son and shall call his name Issac

And most important person Jesus

Matthew 1:21
She shall bring forth a son; they shall call his name Jesus.
For he shall save his people from their sins

If you give your pikin bad name like Lai, the pikin go dey Lai
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Now naming your child after Buhari , will make him dull

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vtan7pDiaU

Oga I have seen people who bear Abraham, Issac and Samuel in jail while someone bearing sinner is doing well besides is this the first Buhari in history.
Education / Re: 12 Animals That Can Stay Without Food For A Long Time by bereto(m): 6:32pm On Aug 12, 2020
Zimri:
1.



These spooky amphibians live in underwater caves in Italy and the Balkans. They’re related to salamanders, but they live their entire lives under water. Resources in this environment are slim, and these creepy-crawlies can go up to ten years or more without eating.


Source: https://viralnova.com]/animals-dont-eat/
Wikipedia.

Wow a decade without food
Politics / Re: Diezani Alison-Madueke: Yahoo Boys Have Become Role Models by bereto(m): 9:20am On Aug 10, 2020
Joshmodest:

Alaye leave wetin them write for bus enter bus !!
Are yahoo boys good role models ? No
Whether its coming from hush puppi or Magu doesn't matter ..
Our problem in Nigeria is that we always attack the speaker instead of looking into the truth embedded in the speech ....
So would you make Yahoo boys your role models cos dieziani is also a thief ??

Mode and Manner of presentation matters.
If you serve a dish and the look is unappealing nobody would eat even though it is tasty.
Problem of Nigeria has never been not taking advice but hypocrites like this.
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Speaks On Succession Of Living Faith Church by bereto(m): 10:46pm On Jun 12, 2020
HigherEd:

Tell me the one you know that gave it to their family member
Spirit and life Bible Church

Church of God mission
Romance / Re: Man Express Surprise At Seeing Nigerian Airport Officials Push An Airplane (vid) by bereto(m): 10:06pm On Jun 10, 2020
hiss! I thought they were pushing it on the air. This is normal na
Sports / Re: Mainz 05 Football Club Savagely Hits Back At A Racist Fan After Racist Comments by bereto(m): 9:50pm On Jun 10, 2020
La Hot �!
Sports / Re: Black Lives Speech: Anthony Joshua Hits Back At Criticism by bereto(m): 10:02pm On Jun 08, 2020
I was initially interested in this BLM protest until I saw one of the placard that read 'White hate us because of our bid d*cks'

Blacks always showing their backwardness

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Mocks Senator Mitt Romney For Marching With Black Lives Matter Protesters by bereto(m): 9:40pm On Jun 08, 2020
Abfinest007:
Trump u are finished .opponent must bring his a game to defeat an incumbent thats what ronmey is doing. Trump is becoming foolish fighting everyone
1)british prime minister
2)france president
3)germany councillor
4) WHO
Phones / Re: What's The Weirdest Phone Brand You've Ever Seen Or Bought? by bereto(m): 9:46pm On Jun 07, 2020
Mine was MBO that didn't even have 3g, I was stuck with 2g for a month

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Crime / Re: Uwaila Omozuwa's Sister: Police Demanded For Money Before Taking Up Rape Case by bereto(m): 10:26pm On Jun 02, 2020
Dukeolumidemans:
Nigeria is a funn ;Dy country. Nothing is working here....nothing. Am honestly waiting for them to use ruler and knife to divide the whole thing make all man find him square root...

grin grin Robust response

Police in Nigeria is a scam
Education / Re: Some Weird Facts You Probably Don't Know (photos) by bereto(m): 9:15pm On May 11, 2020
Wow! shocked

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Politics / Re: Just In: ASUU Rejects Buhari’s Condition For Payment Of Withheld Salaries by bereto(m): 8:59pm On May 11, 2020
macIB:


You need not be stupid and uncivil when answering question. why the word "rubbish"?
Taken, apologies

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