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Celebrities / Re: Kenny-Ogungbe On Why We Didn't Attend Tuface's Wedding by bernieamce: 12:54pm On Apr 13, 2013
Akpa ife: Am tried of ds 2face wedding na only him do wedding @op pls dnt post ds rubbish next time
go smoke toilet. While at it search for the meaning of the following: superstar, lengend, rich, awarded, respected and appreciated etc. They all discribe 2baba

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Food / Re: What Do You First Notice About A Woman At The Marketplace? by bernieamce: 8:08pm On Aug 14, 2012
spikes C: pricing...
Woman: (in phonetics) how much is tomato
Seller: na 100 naira
woman: (ajegunle voice) na wetin u come mean, tomato for bend down select na 10 naira ooo grin
u no make sense try again!
Business / Re: Dead-Man Withdraws N20,000 From Account In Benin by bernieamce: 7:53pm On Aug 14, 2012
just chekout the # of vewiers on this topic, yet no story to tell.
Romance / Re: I Found My Girlfriend's Picture On A Customer's Phone! by bernieamce: 5:12pm On Aug 14, 2012
guy, somebody somewhere is playin with ur intelligence. Have u askd urself, am i the only engineer around? Y must i be the 1 to repair the phone? Take ur time & do a proper investgation.

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Food / Re: Freemason Symbol On Dangote Spaghetti Wrapper? by bernieamce: 7:33pm On Aug 08, 2012
yuzedo:


The word "Aye" is an Illuminati slogan that stands for "Acquiesce Your Existence". . . Y'all have been caught!!!

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LMAO...
Food / Re: Freemason Symbol On Dangote Spaghetti Wrapper? by bernieamce: 7:25pm On Aug 08, 2012
bisi16:
You 're the biggest fool on planet earth.. Anu mpama!
roflmao... Ezigbo anu mpama!
Crime / Re: Woman Beats Foster-Son To Death For Stealing N50 by bernieamce: 2:09pm On Aug 08, 2012
smh...
Crime / Re: Woman Beats Foster-Son To Death For Stealing N50 by bernieamce: 2:03pm On Aug 08, 2012
mikky.mi:
Chai!!! what kind of a woman will beat her son to death? make dem check well dat boy no be im pikin.
dear, foster-son they say+ foster-son it is!
Politics / Re: Gunmen Kill Evangelist In Maiduguri by bernieamce: 10:45am On Aug 08, 2012
ANY-PEN :
He was given a warning to leave before taking him-out but he said God protects still he failed to realize that the warning was part of God's protection. He should have been killed without warning nah!

He clearly acted without wisdom!
May his soul rest in Peace!
SMH...
Sports / Re: Witches And Wizards Responsible For Okagbare’s Failure by bernieamce: 1:19pm On Aug 07, 2012
semid4lyfe: As African man wey I be, me no go rule am out. . .e fit be household wickedness & powers from her father's house tongue

She should have done deliverance before going to London grin

Just kidding o. . . .
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u must a mountain of fire miracle ministry member.
Politics / Re: Remove GEJ & Prepare For War – Dokubo Asari Warns North by bernieamce: 12:26pm On Aug 07, 2012
slimdiggi: Which one are you saying mr akpari sori asari,first it was GEJ has failed Nigerians now north should prepare 4 war if they remove him,confuuuused
don't u have the ability to understand what u read? This man is speaking the trueth, he does not compromise. He admit that his brother failed quit alright, but then some people are the cause of the failure!
Politics / Re: Remove GEJ & Prepare For War – Dokubo Asari Warns North by bernieamce: 12:18pm On Aug 07, 2012
Mandelaguy: He may talk too much,but someone has to tell the terrorists the hard truth. There is a limit to everything,and they are gradually pushing to that limit.
my brother they have pushd beyond the limit already!
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dike Without Make-up; Awful Or Awesome ??? by bernieamce: 12:06pm On Aug 07, 2012
2goodbobo: So does this reduce the price of Rice in the market?
hungry man!
Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy Prays In Church & Introduces Linda His Alter Ego by bernieamce: 8:12am On Aug 07, 2012
don't you know that Lynda is snake?
Politics / Re: N20M Was Offered To Murder Oshiomhole's Aid, Suspect Claims by bernieamce: 3:01pm On Jul 31, 2012
pmc01: Hmmmmn! I comment my reserve for now.
lmao! I comment my reserve for now too!
Politics / Re: N20M Was Offered To Murder Oshiomhole's Aid, Suspect Claims by bernieamce: 2:56pm On Jul 31, 2012
naturalwaves: Moderators,haba!...This should make d front page now instead of some of d nonesense front page articles.what is happening to NL?
uncle, haba!... Are you reading this from the back page?

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Romance / Re: Difference Between 'I Love You' And 'Am In Love With You' by bernieamce: 2:28pm On Jul 30, 2012
their is 100% difference. When u say i love u it doesn't mean anything special, i could just be Christs' love for the world. But when u say i'm in love u not am in in love with u[s]their is 100% difference. When u say i love u it doesn't mean anything special, i could just be Christs' love for the world. But when u say i'm in love u not am in in love with u[/s]their is 100% difference. When u say i love u it doesn't mean anything special, i could just be Christs' love for the world. But when u say i'm in love u, & not am in in love with u it is all about affection.
Sports / Re: Picture Of A Wrestler Carrying Michelle Obama by bernieamce: 8:42am On Jul 30, 2012
guys forget all that bull! Give a Nigeria citizen same opportunity he/she will embarrass & disgrace u, then u will know that he/she does not just want make history, but just doing a job paid for by one of the angry oponent.
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Don Jazzy With His Family by bernieamce: 1:47pm On Jul 29, 2012
pls, i've got a very educative& ìmportant post, but i do not knw how to post it. Somebody help!
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Don Jazzy With His Family by bernieamce: 1:45pm On Jul 29, 2012
pls, i got a very educative& ìmportant post, but i do not knw how to post it. Somebody help!
Romance / Re: Issues With Dating Ladies In Early Twenties... by bernieamce: 11:43pm On Jul 26, 2012
Chidex2442: i dnt do babe tinz next page please!
LMAO!
Romance / Re: Advantages Of Not Having A Girlfriend by bernieamce: 3:25pm On Jul 24, 2012
may the Almighty God increase ur Blessings for making my day a cheerful one. I was so close to loosing my mind, trying to come to a conclution on this topic. Just yesterday i sent a mail to a radio presenter, consining this issue. Pls i need ur email address or fb name, i want to know u more about u.
Jokes Etc / Re: Picture Of An Okada Carrying Another Okada(More pix) by bernieamce: 7:17am On Jul 22, 2012
una no c d guy weh post this pix for coner of the pix? E wear green & brown.
Jokes Etc / Re: Picture Of An Okada Carrying Another Okada(More pix) by bernieamce: 7:06am On Jul 22, 2012
But_one_day: What is Suv? Can someone tell me pls.
sport utility vehicle

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Celebrities / Re: Naeto C's White Wedding Photos by bernieamce: 6:55am On Jul 22, 2012
yes Boss! My the Lord God Almighty bless ur Marriage with everything u need to have a happy Home in Jesus name i pray Amen!
Phones / Re: Total Internet Blackout On Glo Network by bernieamce: 10:41pm On Jul 09, 2012
what are their technical engineers doing? Why are they called professionals? I thought they use to have regular system upgrade, total shotdown shoudn't happen in a big company like glo that has been in operation four more than half a decade. Nonetheless i hope they bounce back quickly less they loose their suscribers.
Phones / Re: Total Internet Blackout On Glo Network by bernieamce: 10:37pm On Jul 09, 2012
what are their technical engineers doing? Why are they called professionals? I thought they use to have regular system upgrade, total shotdown shoudn't happen in a big company like glo that has been in operation four more than half a decade. Nonetheless i hope they bounce back quickly less they loose their suscribers.
Family / Re: What Makes A Man/woman Responsible by bernieamce: 8:18am On Jul 08, 2012
bigx: Nairaland Front Page needs a vacation *smh*
why not take your own leave we will join you, probably when we feel just like you!
Music/Radio / Re: Don Jazzy's The Solar Plexus Album Was A Flop Afterall! by bernieamce: 4:38am On Jul 07, 2012
shymmex: Who's don jazzy?

Is he a jazz player? undecided undecided
go ask my 2 year-old son, He sure will give u the answer plus the details about He! BAMF!!!
Politics / Re: Three Killed, 30 Vehicles Burnt In Yoruba-hausa Clash by bernieamce: 8:45am On Jul 06, 2012
only 14 vehicles u say?
Computers / Re: Difference Between China HP And Original HP? by bernieamce: 9:26pm On Jul 05, 2012
pls how do i post tips discovered from my other research on NL?
Career / Re: Common Interview Questions And What They Mean by bernieamce: 6:33pm On Jul 05, 2012
this is the only post on NL without diffrent opion. Good one though!

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