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LeeSmart:them never born that girl mama were go serve Me breakfast. |
Carry her home fucck the hell outta her then dump her in the morning thats what kings do. |
Nah man to man you for talk? Cause no female will come In here. |
So eh what now happen?? You where raped by a cow? Or you helped them sharpen their cutlass. |
Yul put his hand in things that only him knows. |
When I read the headline I thought its leaking mouth like Carter Efe's. When he talks spit comes out of his mouth. Stop all this misleading headlines mbok. |
Me that lost 200naira yesterday to betnaija I never recover till now. Today I used my tears to Drink garri cause no money to buy pure water. |
Omo! I dated this girl that is stingy with kpekus, upon the fact I give her money, buy things for her house and also take her out often, she still stingy with kpekus, one day I took her out then we lodged 15k for a night plus other expenditures I spent upto 50k that day, this girl allowed me knack once later in the night I tried to knack her she no allow. I struggled with her then I left her. In the morning I took the expensive earrings I bought for her and left. When she called I told her it was over. E better make I use my money pay hookup girl than date her type. Till now I've been doing hookup girls, my life is very peaceful, and I've saved a lot of money thus far. |
ZIMDRILL:oga mi. When your with someone for long you get used to the things they do, and you crave a new adventure. The lady just wants a new adventure. You can't tell me the man doesn't buy suya, and other things when coming home, you can't tell me he doesn't give her money or buy her new things. Fear Nigerian women. They are never contented. |
KanuSE:lol.. But truth be told I will like my body to be cremated and my ashes thrown into the ocean. I don't want to be buried. I only want to leave behind a legacy not dry bones in a grave. |
At least he has hustled money down for his burial. Me wey no get 2 50kobo for my account if something do me how I go do?? |
Rigging of elections. Bribing lectures to pass exams. Double dating. People that smoke weed Re criminals.. |
Ntoor!! Unah never see anything. Thank God I have a car, cause very soon is the masses that will pay for this. |
Any girl that doesn't allow me go through her phone, both wife, gf, daughter will be thrown out of my house asap. |
NuCypher:nah the same makeup your mama rub for face on her wedding day. |
mainman7:she clean pass your family bro. Stop hating. Go and make money. |
JasonScoolari:why will she spend 5months inside cell bro?? Try dey fear God. This same men that will come online to bash her are the same men that will bring another woman to their dead wives funeral. |
How do I clean my nyash after my tissue got finished?? Thats how stewpid your question sounds. |
I heard Akwa ibom port is even closer. |
So wet in come make you blurr your name?? We wan tiff your name?? Name where no correct you still dey blurr am. Oya see help nah |
Unah don come with big big English. |
They should rap the dead body in plantain leaf and bury so we can breath. What's all the sef?? |
I came here to read a short story of Bola Tinubu so what's all this?? |
So those ones that left their children to drown in the pool will you call them parent's?? Only God can take care of a child not even the biological parents. |
Another chapter of Yoruba set fire on Igbo people's shops. This movie has more chapters than john sick. |
Lovilla:I've been holding thunder back telling him to calm down, but right now amma let him strick you. Cause you deserve the hottest part of hell. Wicked gender. |
Thats why divorce is an option. If you both are tired get a divorce so our data can rest mbok. |
Abeg one Crete of beer for the Man and another for All the men knacking their house help. All this women will come online to look for sympathy but forgetting they fucccked peoples husbands before they got married. |
Cooked up story. For Nigeria where people like fuuuck pass food. |
I was offered a big role and huge pay in a company last year. I wanted to leave my job and resume that one, but when the man told me his wife also comes around time to time I decided not to take the job. I can never work for couple. My current boss is a lady her husband doesn't interfere in her business and I love it |
God why you no give me this kind brain make I scam people. See how sapa day use me do round about. |
You said 23 but I'm seeing 22 here. Which kind cut and join news be this. I'm very sure its a fake news just to bring down a certain tribe. |


Dirty thing! Tueh!