₦airaland Forum

my brother the matter don blow my brain o. Me that can not kpansh over night and go to work the next day

majamajic:
Fear woman !

After sleeping with a man all night she still wake up bath and start going to a secondary school

Breast don fall at 15

The governor of Zamfara State, Bello Matawalle, has said not all bandits who terrorise parts of the state and other neighbouring states are criminals. in summary, terrorists are patriots while protesters are criminals God will punish all evil men in/out of the corridors of power.

Akwa-Cross is still one, please do not forsake or deny thy brothers.

NkanAkpanika:
Ewa is cross river state not Akwa Ibom be guarded .

It was 5k I sent.

omojesu202:
is it you that sent 50k?? send me your account let me return the 45k.

To thy tent o Israel.....
Imagine the height of oppressions and yet they can't deploy such fire power to go after their northern terrorists ravaging the country in the man of herdsmen

bro na wife we dey talk of o and NOT a side chick

RisenPhoenix1:
Bah. Rubbish. What makes it hard? It's just that we men attach unnecessary emotions to relationships. Fighting over a woman while she stands by feeling like some precious jewel. The only inconvenience is that a man will have to do DNA test for her kids, because her cheating casts doubt on the paternity of kids she had in the past.

To put an end to these rubbish is very simple, give a genuine presidential order to finish this vagabonds with any means necessary. BTW let there be adequate tools to fight the battle to the end.
Not like in the past when our gallant troops are on the offensive, an order from above will be given to the troops to retreat to their AOR and allow the terrorists to escape.

And na person born you

Sepetonri:
Yes girl! Kill that mofo....

Unam ikot, na so one SS1 short girl been carry cutlass pursue me for Okon community commercial school Ikot Oko, Essien Udim LGA, during my service year when I threatened to drag her to the staff room for her to explain what she was doing the previous day with an SS3 boy in the bush.
Like play like play cultism don take over the whole school system in AKS.

how do you expect them to use their teeth to count their single tongue??

Balkan:
Tinubu and Yorubas brought this evil to our dear country.
You sold your southern brothers to the north for 2019 which was the agreement with Tinubu.

In 2019 they outsmarted you again for 2023. Instead of you to come back to your brothers to realign, you are waiting for 2023 meanwhile, your forest has been occupied. The same mistake Afonja made over 100yrs ago, is repeating itself with Tinubu being modern-day Afonja.

The Hausas have rejected Fulanis
The middle belt has rejected them
The East rejected
All the tribes have rejected them.
Instead of the Yorubas to reject them, they are still romancing with them as husband and wife.

If you miss this opportunity to reject this Fulanis,
Your land would be gone

Use your teeth to count your tongue.

The Minister also dismissed the clamour for Nigerians to be allowed to bear arms to defend themselves.
So make we stand and defend ourselves with pure water sachets, stones, sticks and catapults abi?

Native doctor don finally chop him fellow babalawo

Damnnn niggarrrrr please don't bet those saggy danglers of yours on this chick

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright......
This one way don pierce all her body finish....
I can bet my balls this girl nor dey miss

Okay make I just kukuma bet one ball...
Because according to a female friend of mine who is a nurse..she always say that a man with one ball can still impregnate a woman anyday anytime twice on Thursday.
So I will just bet one of the balls....

Make dem cut the idiot preek, Anyways e dey their blood

Imagine folks who were given admission with a JAMB score less than 120 but when it comes to employment they are given top positions that they have no iota of knowledge to run the responsibilities effectively....
No wonder the nation is moving backward.

Boko boys on the beat

The fear of woman is the beginning of LONG LIFE

It's easier said than done. Pray not to be in such Dilemma

RisenPhoenix1:
Men should learn to control themselves. Losing control through becoming overemotional is a woman's trait. Just take a vid or pics for evidence, drive home, help pack her things inside brand new suitcases and put them on the porch with a "thank you for past services" note for her to pick up when she gets home.

Even if he wins the fight, is he going to take her back home and live happily ever after? If not, as should be the logical choice, then why fighting over something he has already thrown away in his mind? All that remains is for each of them to plan the technical details of how to find their different paths in life.

You forget to add fake names

Dottore:
Why are women so insecure about everything. This has led them into incessant pursuit of fake lifestyle.

Fake hair,
fake face,
Fake nails
Fake breasts,
Fake bum,
Fake height,
Fake weight,
Fake eye lashes,
Fake orgasm,
Fake emotions,
Fake relationships,
Fake love,
Fake tears,
Fake composure,
Fake commitment

Everything about them is fake.

The light issue reach your Zanga?

NwaNimo1:
.....is the number free to call?

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....plus when will they bring light so I can charge my phone?

APC or PDP should NOT be in power come 2023.

Bro even if na Gabon or Sao Tome I see chance to enter legally, I go enter without thinking twice

LaIabobo:
Sad and really unfortunate.
This country is on a verge of collapse.
The avoidable death of one man led to this loss of lives.
May God protect us and console the bereaved.


Meanwhile, if you have the chance to leave Nigeria, please do so NOW!!!!!

It takes one to know one.
Bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NaijaMutant:
You're too dull.

Bye.

Why are southeast Asians obsessed with getting the size of an average African man's gbola?. Abeg make dem continue to dey flex their 3'' preek jare

There can't be smoke without fire. There was once a country called Nigeria

Oluwa bless me with my own ride this year

I ONLY receive head from ladies

SenorFax:
Yet you want a head, from a guy??

May what befell the passengers and other victims of the present insecurity visit you and your families before the end of the month

NaijaMutant:
Nigeria has never been more secured.

Buhari deserves 3rd term.

Gay quote sighted

OGWILLS123:
What else can they offer on valentine apart from their hairy stinking unkept hole, in between their two left legs

The right one can make you a complete man. Argue with your china phone and data.

Imagine NPF displaying muscles on innocent protesters but they tucked their tails in-between their legs when NURTW n RTEAN louts were fighting with dangerous weapons very close to Kamsalem House (State head quarters) ......

Gun down the foolish trigger happy DPO