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Damnnn niggarrrrr please don't bet those saggy danglers of yours on this chick

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright......
This one way don pierce all her body finish....
I can bet my balls this girl nor dey miss

Okay make I just kukuma bet one ball...
Because according to a female friend of mine who is a nurse..she always say that a man with one ball can still impregnate a woman anyday anytime twice on Thursday.
So I will just bet one of the balls....

Make dem cut the idiot preek, Anyways e dey their blood

Imagine folks who were given admission with a JAMB score less than 120 but when it comes to employment they are given top positions that they have no iota of knowledge to run the responsibilities effectively....
No wonder the nation is moving backward.

Boko boys on the beat

The fear of woman is the beginning of LONG LIFE

It's easier said than done. Pray not to be in such Dilemma

RisenPhoenix1:
Men should learn to control themselves. Losing control through becoming overemotional is a woman's trait. Just take a vid or pics for evidence, drive home, help pack her things inside brand new suitcases and put them on the porch with a "thank you for past services" note for her to pick up when she gets home.

Even if he wins the fight, is he going to take her back home and live happily ever after? If not, as should be the logical choice, then why fighting over something he has already thrown away in his mind? All that remains is for each of them to plan the technical details of how to find their different paths in life.

You forget to add fake names

Dottore:
Why are women so insecure about everything. This has led them into incessant pursuit of fake lifestyle.

Fake hair,
fake face,
Fake nails
Fake breasts,
Fake bum,
Fake height,
Fake weight,
Fake eye lashes,
Fake orgasm,
Fake emotions,
Fake relationships,
Fake love,
Fake tears,
Fake composure,
Fake commitment

Everything about them is fake.

The light issue reach your Zanga?

NwaNimo1:
.....is the number free to call?

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....plus when will they bring light so I can charge my phone?

APC or PDP should NOT be in power come 2023.

Bro even if na Gabon or Sao Tome I see chance to enter legally, I go enter without thinking twice

LaIabobo:
Sad and really unfortunate.
This country is on a verge of collapse.
The avoidable death of one man led to this loss of lives.
May God protect us and console the bereaved.


Meanwhile, if you have the chance to leave Nigeria, please do so NOW!!!!!

It takes one to know one.
Bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NaijaMutant:
You're too dull.

Bye.

Why are southeast Asians obsessed with getting the size of an average African man's gbola?. Abeg make dem continue to dey flex their 3'' preek jare

There can't be smoke without fire. There was once a country called Nigeria

Oluwa bless me with my own ride this year

I ONLY receive head from ladies

SenorFax:
Yet you want a head, from a guy??

May what befell the passengers and other victims of the present insecurity visit you and your families before the end of the month

NaijaMutant:
Nigeria has never been more secured.

Buhari deserves 3rd term.

Gay quote sighted

OGWILLS123:
What else can they offer on valentine apart from their hairy stinking unkept hole, in between their two left legs

The right one can make you a complete man. Argue with your china phone and data.

Imagine NPF displaying muscles on innocent protesters but they tucked their tails in-between their legs when NURTW n RTEAN louts were fighting with dangerous weapons very close to Kamsalem House (State head quarters) ......

Gun down the foolish trigger happy DPO

you mean Femphobia ?

advanceDNA:
If you talk now....they will say you are hating...
they will find one English and “phobia” in the front...


Okay naa....live and let live...let us shaa be looking as his sexual orientation is not disturbing any body..

I am straight and happily married to my adorable WIFE

SenorFax:
You be gay ni?

Congrats kiddo, enjoy more grace to break more frontiers....



9ja a country that humbles and make rubbish of geniuses.

Shameless men that wants to die in power by all means even at the expense of their families.....
Tirkashi...........................

You do give head??

SenorFax:
Give me straw, mo need lati fa ZOBO

If you know you know.

The gods don't accept such slowpokes as sacrifice

Fahdiga:
Imagine this two fools that should have been sacrificed to the gods competing on whose ass is the first to be drilled. 'spits'. What a disgusting thing did I hear? if I'm related to any one of them I would have used him for money ritual and donate the money to charity. Tufiakwa

This Dps you posted calls for solemn assembly of patriots not media warriors like Mannasuya, arewa and other BMCs to wake up and prepare to fight for the next generation since this present crops of rulers have failed us.

Jaqenhghar:
Is anyone surprised?

You mean say Auwalu put zarce for hand take punch the Yoruba man?

following

Sharia law was designed for the talakawas and non-literates. BTW the judge go take short break go do small soapy after watching the 18sec video of Fatima

Draslo:
I thought these guys are using Sharia law and not the Nigerian Constitution. Because Sharia would judge something like they should chop of the cassacumber off.

No mind the yeye wannabe blogger

HORLADSTAR:
where pic


Post pics or I don biliv it

But wait, shey Naso the guy go take die be that, How are we sure the lady will be prosecuted when we no even see her face.
Dis life no just balance

Doggy on your mind, I learnt that the man died on active duty

SoftSport:
I love this picture. I just don't know why...

Why are some men always in the habbit of taking buratashi to deal with their busy body wife or side chicks? sapphire and other lez on this platform you need this kind of man to cure your deranged mindset.