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This man that morroco mmaduka has been hailing in his music? So he is a fraudster? Chai !!

They don't want him impeached. They knew that after 90days, that seat will be constitutionally vacant. So they will boundle him back, hide him in aso rock or rather stand him up to take pictures with him to show Nigeria ppl, then after 1wk or more, they will still bondle him back to base(London)
Then days counters will start afresh. Politicians eh , look at how they are playing with old man's life. I pity d man . mtshwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!

God saved her that I wasn't there.
She must be arrested 4 fraud. Haba!!!

U really defended ur first class. Good narrator.
I pity Vaseline crew anywhere they are reading this story from now.

It works a lot, I'm a living testimony. That time, u will become miraculously funny and words will be jumping from ur mouth like say na tap.

Austine567:
Some of my friends has testify to the fact that anytime they want to approach a new chick, In order to calm their nervousness they would take some amount of alcohol. And it seems it really work out for em.
What do you think about this issue, how truthful was that.

Here in Benin Rep, u dare not even conceive d thought of reconnecting ur power when ESBE cut it. They don't even have to climb ladder to disconnect u, they will just go to ur meter and switch it off, they marked the place the meter stopped, whenever u pay ur bill, they will come and switch it on 4 that is after paying ur fine , if they discovered that the meter moved, u are in serious trouble. U will be arrested and charged to court, if u don't have a better lawyer to argue ur case or if they decided to wicked u,
Ur house will be consificated or u pay a very huge fine.

That's institution built overtime and it is working. 4 them, here, if u don't pay, no light 4 u. But Nigerians will be claiming stubbornness.

I'm not doubting u o , I just want ask, which kind of weed u took b4 going to d MKT with ur friend?

Dlordsamurai:
People tends to push aside the fact that ghosts and spirits live amongs us, maybe its because they have not encounterd the supernatural. "Today was a market day in our town so this afternoon after church i accompanied a friend to the market. we got there and we both went to the shop where belts are sold, there is a woman there but i felt this strange and cold feeling withing me when my guy was bargaining on the price, brothers and sisters, the woman had two heads, though i knew right there that i was the only one that is seeing what im seeing based on past experiences, so i had to maintain my cool, i told the woman that we will return and excuse my friend, i told him what i saw and he was dumbfounded, today at the market i saw an old lady with three legs, i saw a guy walking backwards, it was not new to me though. I had to leave the market place for it was too much. "SO guys share your supernatural experice. cc lalasticlala and mynd44

My recent ex was. I remember when she did something and I told her that wat she did was selfish.
Come see quarrel, she coursed my entire family that day, I did a lot of job explaining to her wat selfishness was.
She thought its one big abusive language that is unbearable.

Hahahahahaha!!!

gbosaa:
I'd like to befriend you and your friends and possibly spend lots of weekends at your place.

I didn't know there are families to that run nude camps in Naija.

Nawaoo!! Easy nah, why ur blood dey hot like dat? Everybody is entitled to their opinion.

ExpensiveG:
Which kind NONSENSE behavior be dat, some ladies ennnnnh dem go dey behave as if na only water dey inside der head...


upon say she don marry...... mtcheew

.I feel like slapping her now, to reset dat her brain



*******Anybody wey talk say e dey normal for her to do dat STUPID act, dey MAD

#MAKE I NO USE VEX SLEEP DIS NIGHT

So they bought those mopol ? Isorite

Testimony!!
For the first 8months I hv been in Benin Rep. There has never been blackout, that was 6yrs ago. Till date there can only be blackout when there is a stormy weather/ rain. From month to month, there will be blackout 4 only about 6hrs and that's because of weather or faulty areas. There was I time when the transformer that supplies us power in my area blown up, me being a Nigerian thought that light has gone 4ever in that my area, this happened at midnight, I woke up d next morning, carry all rechargeable appliances to my office because I don't hv a generator. Could u believe that wen I came bk from work, I saw light, I went to the place d transformer was, and behold a new one being installed. I weeped 4 Nigeria. Had it been in Lagos or Onitsha where I hv lived b4, all d houses must contribute 4 a new transformer which will take generation to fix.
What am I trying to say, until when Nig govt stop playing politics with everything, they will never get it rite. Roads built here stay as long as 20yrs without repair, but in Nig, roads don't last more than 2yrs it will become unmotorable . Nig govt is never serious when it comes to infrastructural development, they want to promise u good roads and electricity in every of their campaign. May God help d masses.

After d deed has been done? Nigeria can never be proactive in responding to emergency. No wonder God don't allow all those big natural disasters like hurricane to visit her .

Chao!!! O boy come see assets. Naija babes hot o

Nigerians aren't smiling at all.

Have u forgotten that it took buhari 2/3 weeks b4 moving into d villa after his swearing in? He called but Arabian and Indian witches to do d cleansen b4 he moved in.

In4matic:
•Bernard Balogun writes from Wuse District in Abuja. He can be reached via bernardbalogun1@yahoo.com

http://www.newsexpressngr.com/news/41081-President-Buhari-Is-The-Presidential-Villa-Cursed-39

There is no greener pasture anywhere, only d grace of God lifts men up. U can be in white house in America and still experience hardship.
Wherever u are, only ask 4 God's mercy favour and grace and you will succeed.

Ojodu

I should save the date?









For what kwanu ? Its like u are part of them op.

Really end time goat

The bias intention started from the ppl in govt not here OK . why would they introduce a foreign language and subject at the expense of d other? If they want to study Swahili or Afrikaans why making the existing subject irrelevant?

mbhs139:
You see, I've to actually restraint my self from flying off the handle because of the sensitive nature of issues like this in the country. You know, there are quite a lot of miscreants on social media who may take what I'm about to say out of context.

You see my friend, particularly at the bold part, I think you are being sentimental and turning facts around to suit your purpose. Come to think of it, has Arabic been made compulsory so much so that any Christian student who fails to take it will be penalised? That's not the case here as far as I know. This singular argument of yours, I'm afraid, portrays you like someone with a biased intention. And as a social commentator, which I suppose you are, you ought to balance your analyse.

By the way, my take on this whole issue is why would government, in the first place, "fix it, when it's not broken"? Why the change, for what purpose?

In my days at MBHs, my friends and I do attend Christian fellowship together, and after collecting their biscuits and sweets, we'll run down to observe jumah service. That was before Nigeria was polarised along every lines you can imagine. But I still maintain, to some extent though, this polarisation, as it where, is mostly on social media, and not in real life.

Good day.

Teacher don't teach us nonsense

Sometimes a little space is needed. Haba!! Is she a monitoring spirit ?

Tajbol4splend:
Exactly like my roommate, I tell him if his gf actually changes, it is not going to be funny at all, when those kinda ladies fall in love, they do so to the core but when they go, they never look back

Couldn't understand ur write up until ur last clause.

chikk:
It is your relationship sir, your choice. However, for me o, except you have a life threatening problem that readers are helping you out with solutions on a thread, or you have a business deal you are about to close online, i dont think any thread here should be more important than your relationship. What am i saying? if its not life threatening, not income generating (both of which do not happen all the time), then its probably not more important sir. Remember, shes your girlfriend today, she could be your wife tomorrow. and if you put nairaland before her.... well, except the relationship no make sense to you sha

U didn't doubt her decency until u chop d pomo finish abi? Better finish wat u started o

sweetprick:
theres this girl i met on social media (name withheld for anonymity) we have become acquaintances, done video chats, sent pics and sometimes get naughty online. she decided to come visit for the first time, a suggestion i initially rebuffed but later gave in. we finally fixed a date for her visit. she did came over and i went to pick her up, she actually looked nice as she did online. i sensed some kind of excitement on her face when we met. immediately i took her to my apartment she freshened up and made advances at me i knew what she wanted but played dumb till she was vocal about it. as a sharp guy no dulling i gave it to her the way she wanted and thats how we started f*cking for about two weeks she stayed at my place, i actually love her and shes quite decent but my fear is why would she allow me f*ck her on the first meeting? and am begining to doubt her decency.

Pls nairaladers i wan ask, Must I answer my gf calls and reply her msgs every time?
Is it a crime if I didn't?
Not that I want to ignore her o, but as a busy person, sometimes I get tired after work that I find it difficult chatting at nite but my gf won't let me be. We talk every minute, yet she isn't satisfied. How do I handle this because she now see it as forming from me.
Not that she hv a very important thing to tell me o but jus to chat. She is online every 20minutes. Sometimes I'm here on nairaland reading interesting stories and other news, she will think I'm chatting someone else.

There are uncountable reasons to hit a stupid and foolish woman. Yes
So, Toto carry ur campaign enter house make we hear word.

AdoraAmadi:
Nollywood actress, Tonto Dikeh, who was one of the celebrities who marched against domestic violence alongside the Ooni of Ife's wife, had something to say about domestic violence when interviewed by GoldmyneTV while on the march.

According to Tonto Dikeh whose marriage to her ex-husband, Olakunle Churchill on grounds of domestic violence amidst other allegations, said there is no excuse under the face of the earth that God has created, for a man should put a hand on his woman.

The actress and mother of one said;

"I think the one issue that actually births the high rate of domestic violence is the fact that we are not talking about it enough. It is the fact that the society is shaming us when we talk about it. So we rather not talk about it, we rather keep it on a hush hush until it is worse.

This awareness will create so many...I am sure a lot of men now will be scared to beat their wives now because this awareness is no joke, there are heavyweights here. It is not about ridiculing men like I always say. It is to make us a better person. It is to make our homes better.

Nobody is saying run out of your homes. I am not preaching divorce. I am preaching that you speak out. because your life matters. Your children's lives matter and your husband's life matters.

I don't think there is any excuse under the face of the earth that God has created that a man should put a hand on his woman. No! There are other options. You can walk away. You can calm down. You can go for therapy. There is so many options than hitting a woman".


http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/07/no-excuse-face-earth-god-created-man-put-hand-woman-tonto-dikeh.html

U are looking at a deep well b4 u and are still asking if to avert it. ? Guy, the devil cometh to steal and to destroy o. Pls avoid her like a plague

SingleDad1:
I would keep this story so simple and short.


I attended a wedding ceremony on Saturday, but one particular girl got me so attracted to her, because she was almost everywhere.


I had to take my time, monitoring her to check when she would be less busy, so i could strike a conversation with her. Okay!! , fortunately we started talking, and realized that we base at the same place. I guess everything happened so fast, we exchanged contacts, and we both resume what we were doing previously before the meet up.


I lodged in an Hotel that night. But around 8pm, I received a call, and i was surprised she was the one calling. I was practically tired and i needed my personal time, but i picked up, and we got into a deep conversation again. She told me, "Maybe you are alone, in your hotel room, I could come around, so we can stay together for the night, and travel together tomorrow". Cool!, I replied her.


She got to my place within 30minutes. I took my bath, and return to sleep. She did the same. But she started talking about female powers, equality and other feminist related stuffs. My eyes became red due to the fact i was lacking my well deserved sleep.


Good people, 4am, she was still talking . I had to start preparing for the journey.


While we were both in the car, she was still active. I got confused if she ever gets tired of talking .


I spent close to 10k buying her what to eat. It got to a point, I asked her to get herself something, she said, she has no money! . Really? . But wait, she consumed up to 10k , she must be a female elephant feminist. She told me, she's a die hard feminist, No man can blah blah blah . Please female feminist, my life is tired of you already (I was thinking alone) - She must be an accident, looking for where to happen.


Good people at this stage, nothing was sounding funny to me anymore. She's just all over my life both present and future.


Okay!. We got home in peace. And around 9pm, her call came in, I almost threw my phone against the wall. She demanded to come and see me, to know where I stay?.


Good people, please advice me, should i let her in?. . Because when she demanded to come and see me, i told her i would think about it. She felt like, i am rejecting her. What should I do?.

Seconded

thorpido:
You should make out time to spend some days with her.You will find out all you need to know then.

Lolz I think I am gonna try this. Hahahahaha!!!!!

ClintonNzedimma:
If you're bored like I am, here's what to do: Place a cube of sugar where ants are prevalent in your house. Observe as one ant will spot it, the little snitch will then go and report to others. After it has left, remove it, so that when the other ants come they will think the other ant is a liar and will never trust it again.

Its like kcee is about to drop a song. Watch out.

Our relationship is 4 d fun. So wat do I get in return after spending on her? Tell me

Lucario007:
I do not know who is worse, you, the fool that spent so much money and time on a girl in some cheap attempt to enter her panties, or the gold-digger of a girl, who was only using you for material reasons and nothing else.

You are part of the percentage of guys who believe that as long as you buy meat pie and fanta for a girl, her underwear should drop to her ankles as she spreads for you. I really pity you.