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I smell jealousy.

unapapadeycraze:
Chill na, mr nairaland contest dey CUM.

Btw, what's the usefulness of being handsome and yet cashless like our society?

Guy travel and see.

dannyben5:
I have never seen a mad hausa man. abi dem no dey mad!!

I have experienced that. Me too was sweating like kilode

Menzy86:
When after like 45mins u r still on d way you hear "haba u still haven't come?"

Mine said " daddy I will never leave u". I don't know what happened to dat promise. Lolz

Princedapace:
Make we no lie o!


Hahahahahaha.....guys eh....we get funny experiences...

Ladies, una guys no dey say anything?

As for me...I just can't forget that very day...this babe visited me o...I was just on my own when she came...though na ma babe back then. After few hours, she now told me she was going home...ahhhhhh! Can u imagine? She dressed to kill o and she wanted to go? I begged and begged she no gree... I now opened my eyes and said, if u don't allow me to do it now, we are done! Now UnCloth and open ur legs she became scared!
She did as i ordered and I started doing the magic...after long pre-intimacy, I started hitting her and when she was on her climax, she started saying:
"Baby, u know wat, I will marry u, I will marry u, na only u I go marry....no stop, fvck me, fvck me....."

This ma babe kept begging me to marry her and wen we both cum, after few minutes, I asked, will u still marry me? She said God forbid ...hahahahahahahahaha
Konji can make some people to speak in different languages

What has progressed under this gov't?

bender79:
Wailing has never helped you. Get a life enemy of progress

U have just spoilt ur nice comments with a bad ending by committing d same offense u accused ppl of. Well I must tell u dis, Anambra and Imo has been so close and even more friendly than any other state of d south east. We see oursef either as in-laws or brothers and sisters so don't generalize ur argument because of some folks here.
Igbos are one.

Ihuomadinihu:
Exactly! People that were castigating Owerri mall will come here and praise Onitsha mall.
I don't understand why folks from Anambra always feel like they are in a competition with Imo folks.
What's the need for all these unhealthy comparisons? When Owerri shoprite mall was opened,it got a lot of negative feedback and reviews by Anambra people. I accosted a number of them on different social media platforms and found no tangible reason for their negative reaction to Ow shoprite store.
Even if you hate Rochas,isn't it pertinent that you direct your bitterness towards him instead of dragging Imo citizens through the mud?
I have studied the Igbo situation in the history of Nigeria and discovered that Igbos are their greatest enemy not Hausa/Fulani/Yoruba/Ijaw.
You can shout Ipob and Biafra from now till tomorrow,it will only take God's special grace to achieve it cos Igbos are very disunited. Imagine the useless idioot comparing Imo and Anambra people on this thread because of a mere mall!!


Anu ohia!

The way things are now. Billions are no longer valued especially in government projects.

Handsome4real:
N9 Billion? Chai they can lie in this country. People call billions like it's nothing. smh

What have u as a person tried to produce?

Acidosis:
Nation of consumers


A consuming nation would soon be consumed. I'm very sure the shoprite bags and fruits were imported from South Africa.

And also maltinas wen he went to Malta.

Amiano:
At least dey gav us fuel n light to sum extent, n papa bubu who couldnt call d name of his VP correctly or Call d full meaning of APC is stil prrsident.

Oh i forgot d west germany version

Make sure u continued standing with him wen he will be booted out of that sit. And u bought fuel at 250?? in fact "u need Jesus "

kropotkin2:
All nothing but the twitting of the worthless wailing wailers whom we shall put to shame when these trying times are over. And when this happens their pain and anguish shall be multiplied a million times over. #IstandWithBuhari#.



I also buy fuel at N250/L too

U no get refrigerator 4 ur house? Just jump inside it and lock up ursef. Oops oh!! No light? Ok shey lagoon dey near ur area? Oya do d needful

izirein264:
Am Hot and no body around, what should I do? #confused

U try. But d last thing I will do is to promise and later failed, it's bera I didn't promise at all. Wen I say I will do this, trust me I will surely do it at least small. So it could have bn bera u send her 1/4 of d money at least, let her complain dat it's small then na thunder go fire am.

badboyphc:
Girls, it's not normal behaviour to just meet a guy and just demand money from him like he owes you.

She is not my sister nah, she is an aspiring gf so nothing can stop us from smuchin so far we are under same roof. Body no be firewood

firstking01:
so, you cant live with her without straffing her...and even if you straff her, must you get her pregnant??

First of all. How much u pay? Did ur pay qualify u to touch breast? What do u want olosho' s face for? Just do d thing and release make she de go her way jare

omron:
I control one olosho babe dis night for my dormot
But one thing that is still strange to me as I dey Bleep dis olosho lady who called her sef perpetual she no allow me make I touch her Breast and as I dey Bleep am I was looking at her face with passion but she push my face away and told me to face the other side and not to look at her face
Pls Romance landers what does that mean
Nobody should insult me ooo
E MI MO ni owo mi
Bo se wu mi ni MO se MA Jaiye mi oo

Must d guy eat fried rice aswel?

damiloladuke:
This is quite funny!!!

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/03/guy-seen-drinking-youghurt-while-his.html

Yea. As a gentleman which I am.

ifex370:

Is it in d Emir ' s palace?

stanvesco:
which village.....can she come to Kaduna to work n stay...

I think that s wat am going to do. Oshey!!!!

Bluezy13:
Without much ado,
Kindly discuss accommodation conditions with her prior to her arrival and be sure to spell out your fears to her

They say "tempt not d devil to tempt you" I no wat am saying.

sexymoma:
" she can't escape being preggy under my roof, unless she is not a complete woman " as in ehn this statement cracked me up... E sure for you be dat ooo Awon ti Oliver Twist lolz

That's my biggest fear. She told me that her sister and d husband later started calling her and begging her to forgive them. So if her sister finds out that she is back to d city and is staying in my house. Hmmmmmm oso ga agba o

Brugo:
It appears you have never been framed up by the police. Don't you dare accommodate her. Her sister will oppress you with our useless police.

Hahahahahahahaha guy I just learnt this from u oooo

MoneypassGod:
I dont usually beg dem. If I'm Hot and bae is refusing I just promise her marriage. Then she spre ;Dads her legs like:

I guess u girls even contribute in d mess. I hv heard of girls mock guy for being gentleman. U will hear things like, he is not a man. So u see.... thor=Hadez post=44258031]Why must you always make advances whenever we come visiting? Can't u just respect yourself n be a gentle man?

If we say we can't come to your house dt u shuld take us out, u will say we r gold diggers. If we cm 2 ur house, u will start moving close and touching us anyhow dt Is just embarrassing Wt do u take women 4?[/quote]

Lolz. Why on Sunday afternoon?

succyblinks:
Second to comment

Back to d topic
Bro I dunno y pipo find it difficult to say their mind it's not as if she's going to kill u if u do
Jst call her on a Sunday afternoon gist wit her small and tel her
"Mariam there is sumfin I wanna tel u,it's rly hard I kw BT I can't accommodate u, I am rly sorry plz undstnd"
Gbam u are free

Try it u wil thank me later

Guy d excuses are relevant regarding what's happening in our society nowadays. Using birth control pills is a no go area for me pls. She is not my wife. Condoms may not be available one day wey konji go hold us and we go just do am.

donholy28:
see silly excuses!! how person go accuse u of kidnapping a 23 years old girl eh? and u fit use birth control pills+condom to save ur soul

Thanks 4 ur advice. But pls Can u share with us what happened then?

maikbanj:
Bros ll advise you not to accommodate her. She better goes back to her sister or stays where she is. If anything should happen to her while she is with you, you know the implication..Now I flash back to what happened in 1974!

I didn't touch her during the period she was with me. Though I tried but she refused and I kindly respect masef.

ajoo17:
After you had marked her register that you dey here when she stayed with for two days.. Now the responsibility comes, you are trying to dodge. Get her a job here and also get her a house to stay. It is not compulsory that you must marry her or stay in your house but help a friend in need. My advise. If you dont help her another person will do. But you will not like yourself because shame will catch you then.

I met her at her sister's restaurant where she serves as an attendant, i liked her and asked her out. She didn't say yes or no but her actions tells me that she likes me.
She later quareled with her sister that made her sister chase her out of d house. She narrated d incident to me and requested she spend d some days in my house b4 she will go back to villa. I granted her d request and she spent two days in my house b4 she gathered her belongings and moved back to their villa.
Ever since she went back, she has been calling me telling me how she missed me and all that. She now asked me to look for a job for her here so she can come back and start working which I have done and the ppl said I should bring her. But my fear is that I don't want her to stay in my house. I am not yet ready to get married cos she can't escape being pregnant if she stays under my roof unless she is not a complete woman.( hope u guys understand ). I don't know how to tell her dat I can't accommodate her. She has vowed never again to stay with her sister. And again I don't want to be accused of kidnapping her and bringing her to d city. She is 23 and currently jobless in d villa. Pls what do I tell her? thanks

Kini big deal? Just tell me d brand.

mizquote:
lemme hear your views.


is it awkward or okay?

Do everything u can to recollect ur possessions. It's really painful to realise dat d one who claimed to love u is only after d money. [color=#990000][/color]take heart.

louistearer:
. I lived abroad for hustling trusting God for greener pasture.  I came back to Nigeria February 2012 to spend few weeks with my family and to make sure that my building project in the village was going on as it was in the photos been sent to me by my brother who was managing the building construction for me.

Within that period in 2012, I ran into Mabel (surname withheld by editor). She was my childhood female friend and we schooled together. I so much admire her then but it wasn’t anything serious but I like her back then. When I met her I was so happy even her too could not contain herself, she took me to her place and I met her mum. her father is late,

While we re chatting and gisting I found out dt she was still single so I felt it would be a good idea if I engage her as I have been thinking about settling down. After spending 3 solid weeks with her, I proposed and she accepted and we went for medical check,genotype n blood group includes HIV. Every thing was perfect.

Due to time constraint I had to rush up every thing traditionally and paid her bride price before leaving. I rented a 2 room apartment for her while she continue with her job before I went back to Germany. My plan was to come back within a calendar year for our white wedding but unfortunately, things couldn’t work as I planned although we do communicate on phone n Skype. 

I do send her money monthly for her upkeep and left 2 cars with her. one Volkswagen Bora and a Toyota Avensis that I was using. I also wired almost N4M to her for safe keep. 

Things got awry when a Ghanaian boy I harboured in my apartment in Cologne put me in trouble. I never knew he was into white powder/meth and was caught on transit to Swiss. That was how my problem started. I was apprehended by German BKA in a deadly raid as co roommate and accessory after the fact. 3 lives was lost that day because some guys in our building resisted arrest including a police officer.

All my traveling document were seized based on when their investigation will be over. I was detained by the North Rhine-Westphalia narcotics department and from there we were transported to Hamburg, charged with attempted murder of police agents and dumped in detention. I was denied bail because I was a repeat offender cos of some silly mistakes I made earlier. to make matters worse, my papers expired while I was in detention and that robbed me of some basic rights like access to phones. I had means to reach my wife. The lawyer that was assigned to me was a drunk and this whole drama lasted for 3 yrs during which I spend every Euro I had after which I was deported this January and I came back home to Nigeria with out my wife knowing. I wanted to surprise her.

I went to her apartment only to discovered that she no longer live there. I went to my mother in law place, and met a shocking news of my life. She welcomed me rudely and told me that her daughter has remarried since I abandoned her here for a white woman, I couldnt believe my ears, She told me that the marriage was legally dissolved and that the dowry I paid on her awaits me in customary court, that am free to collect it any time. She was shouting and cursing me. The neighbours heard her voice and come out and a small crowd formed. The disdain on her face was a surprise to me because this was a woman that called me mi kekere ti o dara ọkọ (meaning my small good husband). I later heard that the new man marrying my wife is rich and that explained why she was acting all uptight. I told her my mind and called her a disgrace to motherhood before I left. The neighbours who came to her aid also berated her.

I asked around the neighborhood before I traced my wife to her new home at Emmanuel street Iyana Ipaja, I knocked on the door and a gentle man opened d door, l introduced myself to him and he asked me in and call Mabel that she has a visitor.

Lo and behold she came out with a heavy pregnancy. She froze  I couldnt control my self, I broke down in tears. I asked her what happened to my baby because she told me that she was pregnant after I left and she told me that she lost the baby. The new husband was shocked and It was obvious he wasn’t aware she was married before talk-less of being pregnant. I told the new husband every thing that happened and the shocked man pleaded with me to leave his house since I was putting his wife under emotional stress. 

The man was a gentle man. A real matured man. He collected my number and asked that we fix a meeting with the family members of the three families involved present so we could sort out the issue. He apologized to me and told me that he was deceived and she didn’t know anything about the previous marriage. he meeting held last 2 days being Sunday and the man says that he is not interested in the marriage again because a woman who could withhold such information back can commit murder. My wife’s kinsmen denied being party to the new marriage or the dissolution of mine. They claimed that my mother in law connived with one dubious uncle in Lagos and collected the new bride price in Lagos and then proceeded to the court with news that I abandoned my bride for a white woman hence they granted the dissolution.

My pregnant wife was just sitting their crying as if she was the victim. She would beg me and beg her new husband. I really don’t want her anymore. All i want are the two cars I left for her them, The N3,600,000 I gave her to keep and the N200,000 i gave her mother. 

I am writing this in so that our women especially mothers of this generation will buckle up and stop misleading their daughters. My wife is not a strong willed person and from all indications, Her mum was using her as meal ticket. Men should shine their eyes and learn from my sad experience, Most Nigerian girls are  not interested in love or commitment anymore. All they hear, think and see is money. Thats why they no dey carry ear hearsay the guy dey abroad. If this woman truly loved me. What is 3 years? yes, she didnt hear from me but for Gods sake I was married to her and It wasnt like we were boyfriend girlfriend. Every single day I spent in jail, I thought about her and was thinking of how she would be struggling to raise my child. I would have forgiven and taken her back if she wasnt already pregnant for another-man. that was how much i loved her. She claims that the Money I gave her was stolen by fraudsters who scammed her with Juju but I am not buying any of that. I am only asking for legal options and opinions on how to recover my cars and my money.

U don talk my mind.

Untainted007:
We can't conclude yet if its a scam. Since the letter read that they will first make the payment till your visa is out and you have to confirm its real. That they will make the first payment and you will reimburse them after it's successful. In that case, me I will ask them to invest their money while you wait and watch them in 3D while u are sipping your bottle of Pepsi with some pop corn. Don't conclude yet just don't part away with your money for processing.

Helo nairalanders. I am 29 and weigh currently 73kg. Pls Is there anything wrong with it? And I noticed that am still adding weight and I don't like it. I remember as at last year I weighed btw 66/68kg but this sudden change is what I don't understand. I want to return to my stature. Pls is there any food/fruit that really helps in fats burning? I now do 10mins exercise every morning and sometimes evening.
Or is it a normal weight for my age? Though I see my mates weigh 80kg and above which I disgust. If I weigh more than this, honestly I might hate myself... what do I do? Thanks in anticipation.

Have u tried iron pants?

Lookmanade:
I have read lots of books, articles, and magazine on how to approach woman but none of them is working for me, I just wonder what is wrong with me. The only problem I have is how to control my manhood when I approach woman.

Any time I see a woman I like and try to approach her, my manhood will just start to erect and it's showing off in my trouser even if I put on jeans anybody that look at me will surely know that something is going on in this guy's mind.

I have tried to put my mind away from it and go after the girl but in the course of the approaching the "Big Man" is getting stronger which make me feel uncomfortable and most time I look for an immediate excuses to leave the girl as if I have something urgently to attend to immediately but it's a lie, is just to let her not notice that my "Big Man" is on annoyance level.

I'm not getting younger anymore, I need help on how to overcome this serious issue in my life for over ten years now.

Please what do you think I can do to put this behind me? Your contribution matter to me a lot, thank you and God bless you as you contribute. (Amen).