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Snitch41:
I once had a thing with this girl for a few months. We never went intimate. We kissed once and we were close but just never got intimate sexually. After a few months I wasn't really feeling Wat we had and I split. A year later and she comes visiting to my family house. She came visiting my immediate elder sib. He stays in abj and came home for a holiday. I really didn't pay any mind to who it was and caught a glimpse of her face. Really never imagined some one would b dat ballsy anyway. I went tru his fone and dat was wen I clearly saw her pictures litterd. Been seeing dem hang at night and he used her pix as his dp. . We don't normally talk about our relatnshps at home. We were raised dat way. Even though we get to know who one is dating we just silently know without making comments. Ds is d first time Ds kinda sh*t is happening and she even saw me once while standing wit my sib and said a casual hello. Jst wondering Wat I shuld do. Can't step up to tell him about it cos we really don't have dat kinda convo. Or shuld I Jst ignore.?? My major concern isn't about Wat dey have... it's about d kind of person she could possibly be...

konjinus:
Girl are weekend so I was kolombying dis geh before I know it she begin shout say she wants to pour before I know what happened she pour true true na so I come feel like to throwaway so as a sharp guy I also throway plizzzzzzzzz now dat I throway after she pour no tey wat did e meant advice

SingleDad:
She got married 2014 to her supposed beloved husband, but recently she has being all over my life.


She has always being my friend, and we once had friendly intimacy most times. But when she got married, I had to distance myself from her. Recently, she has being calling, and trying to fix a get together meeting between us.

The disturbance was so much, I had to create out sometime to see her. She told me that , her husband couldn't function properly and they have done various medical evaluations, and realized that she could not produce babies, because her husband had a medical problem.


I gave her my humble advice, and told her to hope on God for the right time.

Okay!. So she told me that, we should resume our friendly intimacy, just the way it use to be back in the days!. She said, deep inside her, she couldn't seek for a better person, if not me....


I rebuked the ideology instantly, but she kept on persisting that I should please consider her lonely request. She really needs to feel like a woman!


Good people, what should i do? . She is married, and i don't wish to have anything to do with her. But her constant plea is getting me provoked.


What are your suggestions?

Young03:
Why u find person wife go in house
?


Ah ah

he no beat u well

emefav:
Burn survivor, IkenDawg, has taken to Instagram to share half nude photos to promote body positivity. According to him, he decided to do a Calvin Klein Photo shoot himself and set a platform for people that feels low self-esteem when it comes to society…physically.

Here’ what he wrote as he shared the photos;

“My mind Has Been Contemplating For a Few Days Now And I’ve decided to do a Calvin Klein Photo Shoot For Myself And Set a platform for people that feels low self-esteem when it comes to society…physically.
I Did This shoot Because I Want to be Able to Look Back at my Life Once I Get Older And Say, “yo I can’t believe I did something like that..” and to think about it it’s like if you don’t do nothing that is out rages or spontaneous it’s like you’re a nobody, ya know?
And I Feel Like People Are Going to reminisce This and That And Say, “y’all remember Kendawg that did that half-naked photoshoot for @calvinklein? Dude got a lot of courage and confidence do to something like that!!” Now, watch the haters hate because to think about it if I wasn’t a burn survivor they will still be talking crap #warriorsalwaysprevail#calvinklein #confidenceissexy
@creativepicsbyjp”

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/06/burn-survivor-ikendawg-releases-half-nude-pictures-promote-body-positivity.html

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lalasticlala:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/06/evans-laws-cry-charmed-sister/

Meenaj:
http://saharareporters.com/2017/06/24/president-buhari-%E2%80%9Cnot-bad-anymore%E2%80%9D%E2%80%94aides

auntysimbiat:
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This happened in Ogige main market, Nsukka, Enugu State , Young man carried another man with his teeth..

WATCH THE VIDEO


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmua7PNcbPQ

menwongo:
Do you still remember those awkward days in schools during Exams?

1. When a bright student tells the invigilator that question 4 has a problem, but you have already answered it..... *aahhhh*

2. When a fellow student asks for a graph paper, but you are finished and did not see anywhere where it was required... *Hmmmm*

3. When the invigilator says jump question 6 we will rectify it later, but it was the question you enjoyed most when answering... *Achaaaaa*

4. When you see people busy using rulers and you are wondering what is going on... *Oooh*

5. When you hear your friends arguing after the exam whether the answer to question 5 was 35.5% or 36% and your answer was -45000 .. *wuwiiiiii*

Foxyn:
Good evening lovely people..

please am here again with another heartbreaking story that happened this morning between me and my girlfriend..

Since we've been engaged in different sexual intercourse for sometime now..

I decided to come up with something new today..

so this morning while we were in deep romance..

I whispered in her ears to pull off my boxer and suck my scrotum.

I wanted to have a different feeling this time because she has been sucking my d*ck alone other times...

she almost resisted but then, she complied after I teased her a little...

she did it very well not minding the tiny hairs I have below there..

I almost moaned but instead I controlled myself by grabbing her on her head...

after a while, I decided to change to another style I thought I will enjoy.

so I jumped on the bed and pull off my shirt..

I saw her climbing on me...

we started kissing like hmm, can't explain

just then, I spread my 2 hands on the bed, closed my eyes and told her to lick my armpit..

I never knew when I got a very loud slap on my face that I woke up and started shouting
the sound almost blocked my ears..

before I could come to realised myself, my girl already slammed the door and was gone

I was confused because I didn't know what bad I really did that made her react that way..

I even thought she will enjoy sucking and licking my armpit like she enjoyed sucking my scrotun

now i've been trying to reach her line since then but she has refused picking up my calls..

reason why I've come to table this matter here to know if It was a bad thing I did to tell her to lick my armpit

or was she angry over some other thing?

please help because am angry now and I might decide to quit this relationship because she disrespected me by
1) slapping me with no cause
2) leaving without my permission

I know that there are girls on this nairaland that will gladly lick my armpit with joy without collecting a dime from me

please your mature advice is needed

thanks

Biafrareform:
Let me start by giving you a background story to what you are about to read.

In 2015, the girl I love left me in a disvastating manner. I was so heartbroken. I decided to be careful so as not to have such experience again. I changed completely.
From 2015 to March this year, I comfortably and effortlesly walked in and out of 5 relationship. Leaving the ladies heartbroken,

It was in March that I realized that am finding it difficult to love a woman. So I consciously try to change it and settle with my future bae.

Last week, I met a dreamed girl. She is hot and well endowed from the back. She is the perfect girl I want. Within 3 days, I discovered she has fallen in love with me. I reciprocated by showing her care. Then I discovered she is the jealous type.
She told me she left an abusive relationship with a rich guy and have made up her mind not to go into any till I showed up.
I invited her over to my place today, the moment we walked into my apartment, she was all over me. She followed me to the kitchen while I prepared food for her and started kissing me.
While we were together, her ex called and she told him that she has found rest of mind with someone else.
Done eating, we set to talk and we started kissing. Then she asked me to make love to her. I declined and explained to her that is too early for it and don't want to rush into it. She was angry and mad at me, accusing me of sleeping around with my school friends, she couldn't believed I said No.
She started crying and made me to understand that I just have to make her cum. That's she is feeling that way cos she is totally in love with me. That I shouldnt make her remember her past.
I decided to play with her all through till she was satisfied.

Am left confused. I really love this girl and I don't want to have sex with her now. She may end up like others. My love for her hasnt matured yet. I need grow more in love with her.

hanson:
I have a girl which I love so much.WE were together until we finish SS3 then wither we go.We met againafter two years and our love seems to be stronger than before.Both of us were working and I was doing adiploma programme by then.It happens that she got pregnant and never want to abort it.On my side I was afraid to have anything to do with abortion.
      So we decided to keep the pregnancy.[we were not officially married]she decided to move from the vicinity to another b/c of shame.I agreed and she was relocated to uyo while Iam in Imo state.To cut it short when the pregnacy was about eight months she was back to Imo state now to my fathers who has decided to take care of her till she deliver.During this time people started calling her my wife and I was ashamed and left to PH.During this period my younger brother took care of her through the labour and the delivery.
       Nine months later they both started having sex which affected the baby.He was taken to various hospitals without remedy until he was taken to a health center where the nurse asked her if she had slept with a man during that period of breast feeding the baby{the questionning was done aside}so this way the baby was revived.
       By this time my brother has left to calabar.All this while I did not know what was going on until my brother sent his first letter to my girl and it gets into my hands I asked my girl what has been going on between the two of them.She lied and letter accepted having an affair with my brother.I didnt know what to do because she was just been operated upon in the hospital,my father was admitted and the baby was still a todler I forgave and let her be.
     When my brother came I confronted him he lied and later agreed in the present of my girl.Both of them kneel down beg me  . I forgave them both.This time my father was about to die.MY father died and was buried.So my girl her.when I visited her I confronted her through a tip off that my bros was there she told me the truth and I still forgave her this time decided not to talk to my bros again.I left to ph.After six months my bros went back there and convinced her to joined him later to calabar which she did.thy leavd in the same room there .At a time he called me to tell me that my girl and my boy were in calabar with their sister I rushed down there to find out it was true. I left with annoyance which I later heard she was pregnant and aborted it.     
        Right now she is staying with my elder sister in Abuja.I need all your help.But I still love her.BUt the news is every where now.

Nedfed:
How will a gal decide to pass night with me when she know she's ON (menstruation).
Should I send her back to her place cos I don't think we can both sleep on the same bed or make I fúck her that way

aymondw:
Ex-Ghana international, Nii Odartey Lamptey has finally revealed what he wanted to do after being told that the three children he fathered for 21 years were not his.

In 2013, reports emerged that DNA tests had uncovered the fact that Lamptey’s three children with now ex-wife Gloria were not indeed fathered by the former World’s best juvenile player.

After suspecting the wife of infidelity, the former midfielder, who represented Ghana at the 1992, 1994 and 1996 African Nations Cup tournaments, secretly took samples from the three children and did a DNA test, which reportedly revealed that none of three girls were fathered by him.

An Accra High Court on Wednesday declared Gloria Appiah as officially an ex-wife to former Anderletch midfielder.

And Odartey has finally broken silence on what came to mind when he was first told about the DNA test results.

“I’m the only one who knows how I felt when I was told of the results”, Odartey told Starr FM following the ruling.
“Initially, I had resolved to hang myself and end it all but later on, God strengthened me and it appeared like nothing had happened”,
“I will advice all me never to take their life because with God, all things are possible”,
“I never thought I could have the courage to withstand this”. He added.
An Accra High Court on Wednesday declared Gloria Appiah as officially an ex-wife to former Anderletch midfielder.
Gloria failed in an attempt to gain 50% share of his assets after an Accra High Court ruled that having three children out of wedlock is an “adulterous” life.

At the Court Complex in Accra, Justice Cecilia Don-Chebe Agbevey put finality to the bitter divorce battle between the estranged lovers which had lingered on since 2013.
During the court sitting, Gloria Appiah’s motion to be awarded half of each of the ex-footballer’s properties was completed quashed.
She has however been allocated Nii Lamptey’s property located at Dome as he had proposed.
The estranged wife has also been ordered to vacate Nii Odartey Lamptey’s 7-bedroom apartment in East Legon within 30 days.

http://howghana.com/nearly-committed-suicide-dna-result-odartey-lamptey/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

redbeans:
So i met this girl, who's chatty. We've been on for some time now. We talked naughty & boasted i could subdue her in the other room. Now she wants to take the challenge tomorrow. Will i win this 'war?' i'm 25, she's 18.

So i put my odd at 1.22 while hers at 6.35. Would you bet on me guys?

Templerun95:
Even Jesus was a gay man
Ntin wrong bro
Just live ur life

Nnamddi:
Exactly 3 Years ago, then General Muhammadu Buhari escaped being assassinated by gun men suspected to be Boko Haram sect in Kaduna State.

http://www.naijahelm.com.ng/2017/06/exactly-3-years-ago-president-buhari.html?m=1

Whizpeter:
See as that 500k 98/99 camry just siddon for the same hold up beside this N240m like say dem be mates

Truly, children of nowadays no get respect any longer!

JusticeSeeker:
NIGERIANS, let's take our destiny into our hands by going to demonstrate and demand the resignation of this corrupt judiciary. From the CJN to a sizeable number of the horribly corrupt justices, let's help the president.

whirlwind7:
My thoughts exactly.
Very likely he wasn't even read his miranda rights by the arresting cops, and in all the excitement, he would have forgotten that he has the right to a legal representative.

Well, by the time the police and the courts finish dealing with him, he wouldn't care much for a lawyer