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I have once experienced this. But with olosho. (I have stoped patronizing them o) That nite I no sleep, I dey think wetin exactly happened dat my d**k refused abruptly to eat the punanni I have already paid for. Throughout d toasting/pricing time, my d**k no gree me rest but immediately I wore d cds to penetrate, e went flat and refused to wake up again. D girl sef de confused.
I later learnt dat it's a body reactions. So guy chill, fix a date and place for d rematch and if it happens again, then lv d babe.

JealousPrince:
Hello all nairalanders, there is this girl i love so much, and when i mean love, i love her so very much, she is my everything. She is the definition of beauty.
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She loves me 10X more than i loves her
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She is the main reason i just smh when ever i hear guyz says all Naija girls are gold diggers, though she is not from nigeria, she is from Benin Rupublic, but she has been in Nigeria for almost a year now.
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When ever she comes visiting ( though she always comes visiting everyday or almost every day) so when ever she comes visiting we always kiss, cuddle, romance, fingeringgg and all other sexual things.
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So yesterday night when she came, i was so happy because there was no one at home, just only i. Everyone went to an all night.
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So as normal we started kissing, romancing and all other things, so i asked her for sex, i told her in direct pidgin (are one fucck ooooo, my body dun dey hot ooo) but mba she refused, always telling me that she can't allow me, that i woun't understand, that she don't want to get pregnant now, i told her that i will use two condoms, but she no gree, so after much anger i decided to go and sit in the parlour that i don't need the sex any more, but she followed me there and started kissing me, pressing my whole body against hers and all other things, but i pusher her away in anger, but still yet she no gree she still comes back to do the same.
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Then i decided to leave the house for her, but behold she gave in and hold me back, and she said i should wear the condom, that its because of the love she have for me that she is giving in.
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I swear the word pain me die, but i did't let her know that she just hurted me with those words. I just acted as normal
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So i opened the two condoms and i wore them, so she laid in the normal missionary position for me to enter, but behold when am about to enter her my penis went totally flaccid.
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Then i started kissing and fingeringgg her again, but (for where) he no gree stand, she rub am, rub rub rub but na lie. the tin no gree stand, my body that was totally very hot before when we were romancing went very cold.
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I was in so much anger that i did't know when i asked her in a slow tone that did she has any spiritual husband that is watching her, at first she did't understand, then i explained to her what spiritual husband means and how they works
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Mhen this was the first time ever that i saw her real angry with me, but i apologized immediately.
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Then she went to where her aunt sent her that she is coming back.
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When she came back my body was very lively again, but there was one problem my mother and sisters are back, there was no all night.
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It was then she started urging me that we should look for another place to do it, that she really loves to do it this night. But it was too late because i have no where to carry her to. But i made a suggestion that we should go to a near by bush or go to the back of a church that is close to our hood. But she refused with anger
That even if she allows me am willing to take her to a bush to sex her, then i pleaded that am sorry
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I swear to God the thing pain me die. I dun mark yesterday date wetin my prickkk do me yesterday i no go ever forget am for my life. I dun put am for yearly anniversary for my phone and i dun mark the date for our wall.

I still can't understand why some guys will be dat stupid to sleep with a girl that'snot ur wife nor fiance without condoms.
Guys pls wiseup

SirJeffry:
Doctored chat but may be real elsewhere. Get married and stay married guys. Com'on

The police force should get ready 4 d fulanis cos de might come 4 dem 4 d death of their cows. I dn talk my own.

destiro:
http://saharareporters.com/2016/03/18/police-contingent-traveling-rivers-election-rerun-auto-accident#expanded

May this kind of blessing occupy ur home forever and ever in Jesus name.

iwaeda:
http://www.punchng.com/economic-crisis-a-blessing-buhari/

Are u jealous? Pls leave d woman to enjoy her husband while it lasts

GudluckIBB:
Why is Obiano's wife always stalking him?

Is she the deputy Governor?

Roben is unpredictable. Fast and furious

JoaHynppes:
Hey dudes, I and my homie was in a real argument today and he's trynna tell me that robben is a better baller than neymar, but as Barcelona fan I chose Neymar cos I watch him play all the time, he's exciting and very skillful.
Neymar actually lead barca to a good winning streak when Messi was injured, so I don't really know much about robben cos he hasn't been good this season and the last...



So dudes, you can comment actually but not a must.

All I need now is votes(likes) between these two players, so I can show my homie what Nigerians are saying. Thanks as you do.

U guys are making noise in this class. I will start writing name of noicemakers. Class kaptin

sinaj:
m not bringing any ground nut




The other day I begged u chewing gum, did u giv me

You are evn owing me #20

Shiff or pay d money I gave u during break

I pray I wount meet such girl again. My experience was, infact I don't know how to qualify it. Even a call na wahala 4 her not to talk of visiting me, if I meet her on d road she will be looking left and rite like someone who is about to steal crayfish. It was so boring that I had to let her go, she is not a minor( 22yrs )

marvelck:
As a guy, have you ever found yourself in a situation like that, when your girlfriend is either caged, monitored or restricted from going out by her parents or guardian, and cos of that, she is always sneaking out or cooking up lies just to come out and be with you. We do have girls who are in such a situation. The only time they are free is when they are in school. But once they are at home with their parents, it becomes so difficult for her to see her guy. Like those days, when guys used to hide or sneak around just to see a girl whose parents are over strict. As a guy dating such a girl, what is the experience like? Enjoyable, unbearable or manageable?

If this story is true make thunder fire bubu. #inocallpersonname

Francis95:
This happened yesterday being 11th .... Am a virgin guy, which most of yall know.. I. Vowed never to penetrate any girl when I was still in ss1 ...

Owk currently, I'm dating two ladies, very beautiful girls, the one on my dp is the one I truly love, boss I no dey use her joke oo .... The other , I love her small shaa

My second bae has been disturbing me to visit her, that she needs to be touched buh I told her that would be so after writing my jamb...after writing my jamb on 10th, she kept on disturbing me on whatsapp, nd even threatened to quit the relationship Chei I never knew her plan was jez to deflower me, this same bae told me that she is a virgin as well as me.


Well finally, prior to my visit I told her NO SEX..
We started kissing nd touching.. Chei na so this bae started pulling my belt, before I could tell her to stop.. This bae don grab my Rod chei buh I managed to stop her as I almost succumbed...Thank God I was able to resist her evil plan...

Now, I know she's no longer a virgin, I just thank God I didn't penetrate her.
I left her house with my glowing Di*k still intact ...



My first sex ordeal tho, the reason I don't keep Baes ...

How can u say such? We have different cultures and beliefs so don't condemn those dat wears it just because u don't like it

Duru009:
no responsible lady will put that on her waist.

its difficult to judge but dats d truth

I used to fear when I see ladies that wears it. can rememba one incident like dat wen i wan bleep one girl that waers it but i performed poorly dat day so i began to suspect those beads but i later discovered dat d fault was mine, i have to reinvite d girl and my performance was uhhhhhhmm, she was begging to lv. But am beginning to be used to it, it's sexy and lovely, though many put it on for many reasons.so beta ask ur glfrnd to know which one she is. Beads are harmless to me.

Richnero:
So i invited one of my girlfriends over to my house to keep me company. She came, we ate, chatted, watched movies, then one thing led to the other, we started kissing and smooching each other till it got to the point of taking off clothes.
But i noticed she was wearing beads (not even one) round her waist. I felt totally dissapointed cus i don't know if it was charms or for protection of some sort.
Anyways, had to force myself from going further with her(wasn't easy though) and lied to her i had no condoms.
So i really wanna know the reasons for those beads. Is it really neccessary?

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Doxie69:
I am in a fix now

U dey try.

rhymesnoni:
Rub engine oil arnd da condom 4 beta friction. Hope u undastd

Not advisable. U wan make I contact contagious

Cutehector:

It's not safe nah. Abi u wan make I contact contagious?

Cutehector:

Is dat u?

Smellymouth:

Lolz

tsephanyah:
I want answers, now that I knew what wailer is,,thanks to Google,, so anyone not supporting Apc or buhari is wailer, and most igbo are wailer,,,, lame idea I ever heard,,, Apc is the real wailer,, if that should be the case,, they wail too much,,, to the extent that the world think Nigeria will blow up,, British and America somehow instilled fear in goodluck mind to secure there interest,, and he gave up, handed over the government to the league of greatest wailers ever created,, now they have the government and they cannot handle it always confused,,, and there angry fellow youth who voted them to government instead of wailing to there leaders who con them, there are ashamed of it and diverting there shamefulness and mistakes to PDP supporters, to the extent if u disagree with Apc u are Ippod, iPad or militant, now that I'm not militant or igbo and only miles from buhari home town to ours, What am I? or who am I? if u suggest zombie we are in the same boat, if u prefer Abok! that will separate the marriage between tinunmbu and buhari,, and I'm way out of ur league to call me Abok! whoever u are if u cannot buy.... real Hermes bag

Pls I want to ask. What could be d possible reason 4 not cumming while having sex with a condom. It has happened to me many times that d ladies will even get bored and tired even me too will get tired of trustin.
Imagine sex without climax.
But It is not like dat wen I do without condoms pls
I need honest answer and solution to this b4 person go contact virus out of frustrated sex. Thanks in anticipation

This thing called Islam is something o, just in how many months of abduction and d girl had become a die hard convert. The parents should be very careful about her o, she is no longer their former dota.

watts75:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/199287-exclusive-abducted-bayelsa-girl-speaks-out-wants-to-remain-in-kano.html

This govt will make a good womanizer. They have toasted d gullible ones collected their votes and kick them in d ass. Sweet tongues.

Ezenwammadu:
The Presidency on Monday said President Muhammadu Buhari never promised to pay unemployed graduates N5,000 monthly.

The Senior Special Assistant to the Vice President on Media and Publicity, Mr. Laolu Akande, said this in an interview with State House correspondents.

Akande, whose boss, Vice President Yemi Osinbajo supervises the economy, spoke while reacting to statement credited to Buhari in which the President ruled out the possibility of his government paying N5,000 monthly allowance to unemployed youths in the country as promised by his party, the All Progressives Congress, ahead of the 2015 presidential election.



He said the provision the government made in the 2016 Budget currently before the National Assembly is to pay N5,000 monthly to one million extremely poor Nigerians, and not the unemployed graduates.

He said the promise to the poor still stands.

He explained that a provision for half a trillion naira had been made in the budget for social investment, which he said included the payment for the extremely poor.

Akande said, “The budget for 2016 which has been submitted to the National Assembly has made an allocation of half a trillion naira, the first time in the history of this country’s budget where you have that huge chunk of money allocated for social investment.

“In that N500bn which is half a trillion naira, close to about 20 per cent of the entire budget, there are six social safety net programmes.

“One of them is the Conditional Cash Transfer where government is going to pay N5,000 monthly to the vulnerable and extremely poor Nigerians. That promise stands.

“The President never promised to pay unemployed graduates N5,000; the President never made that promise and the government never made that claim that it will pay N5,000 to unemployed graduates.

“The programme for unemployed graduates is the direct creation of half a million teaching jobs so that they will be trained; 500, 000 unemployed graduates will be trained to teach and they will be deployed to teach, while they are looking for their career paths or jobs. That still stands!

“In addition to that, there is also a scheme to train 370, 000 non-graduate youths for skill acquisition and vocational training. During the time of that training, they will also be paid.

http://www.punchng.com/buhari-never-promised-n5000-job-seekers-allowance-presidency

I can remember on this same NL before GMB was sworn into office. His convoy was spotted waiting for d traffic lite and his supporters were praising him for that. Today d story has changed. Power they say corrupts.

YouthsPC0:
A trip from Garki to Gwagwalada should at most take an hour but Buhari and his team ensured we spent 2 hrs plus ,many missed their flight , many cars overheated and packed up! the only plus was making new friends in the hold up

Same thing they accused Jona and his wife of doing is the same thing they are now practising with greater venom

May God help us ......

Gbam!!!! Why d promise? A big question for zombies

ibnzubair:
I'm not for #5000

my only problem is why promise in the first place?

My dear honesty is still b best policy. U did d rite thing u don't know what d future hold 4 u.

takoi:
I won't waste your time.
I have a good boss who not only pays well but have also been very nice to me both financially and otherwise.
He sent me on an errand yesterday to sell some of his personal belongings for him. He was expecting a maximum of 80k from the sales. While selling, I negotiated cleverly and made 150k.
I fought with my conscience to give him like between 80k-90k. But I finally decided to give him all the money because he had always been a nice guy and I felt it was wrong to cheat or steal from someone who always gives you even more than you deserve.
Fast forward to today. My younger brother called that he needs money for some pressing needs in school and I did not have money to give him because almost all the money I have is tied down to a certain business deal.
I feel bad that I can't give my brother the money he needs and I could have had the cash to give him if I took part of the money yesterday. I have been wondering if it was really worth it that I gave my boss all the proceeds from the sales.
Please share ur thoughts on this.

Is Mbaka now living in Aso rock?

viviangist3:
The new appointment (Sunday Aghaeze‎ As Personal Assistant On Photograph), rev fr Ejike Mbaka pictured blessing his camera during his visit at the Aso rock Villa.

Indeed the Hand of God is upon your life.

http://www.viviangist.com/buhari-appoints-sunday-aghaeze%e2%80%8e-as-personal-assistant-on-photograph

Chebi u don dey think from ur d**k instead of ur brain because u saw a bitiful girl? Just try it and ur name will be sorry. U wan try ur host abi? His only dota? Hmmmmmm

Luvlgenius:
I need help

I traveled out of town and chilling at a family friends house for some time till I sort myself out. His only daughter is amazing, beautiful and sexy. She singlehandedly takes care of their home and has been nice to me. I chat her up once in awhile and she is a good girl. Any man's dream wife. My dream wife.

I fell for her, tried to kiss her once and she warned me against it. Then last week we were alone and she cuddled up to me. I enjoyed touching and kissing her neck cos she won't let me kiss her lips. Having her in my arms turned me on and I almost forked her if not that she ran from me. Since then she changed. I don't know what to do.

I love this girl and my host will feel disrespected if he knows I m finding it hard to resist his daughter. I m confused cos I still have like 2 weeks to stay at their place and seeing her everyday is killing me.

And make sure u accept wen they propose to u. Don't come here to create a thread " can u imagine a taxi driver proposing marriage 2 me" cos if u do. We go swear 4 u

onila:


like seriously I know I am a pretty girl

u know

like now my phone is missing
I can easily call one of my cab driver boyfriends to pick me up with my gmail account
one of the cab rules is to drop a number when u call a cab
so they can call u when they arrive ur house

but since I have many cab boyfriends
I dont have to worry abt dropping my number since my phone aint here


onila
do the pretty girl rock!

the pretty girl rock! rock!

So we should clap 4 u cos u rejected him? Did we know d 1s u accepted? Maybe u dressed like one of those unclad ladies that s y he took u there. Had it been u were dressing like Mary amaka he wount even thought of dat. Am not judging u oo

Jadekitana:
You can imagine the rate at with conji be killing some guys! to say i'm disappointed is an understatement. I'v been friends with this guy for some months,he's been on my case and has agreed to give me all the time I need before we start dating.

I was on my own last night when he invited me to go take sharwarma somewhere around.
We were just gisting normally about life and next thing he said was he's getting really bored and there's a new place on the island he would like to take me to.

We got there, I noticed the bouncers were really fierce looking! I got scared and asked him why they had 6 hefty bouncers,he just laughed and said it's cos the place is new. He quickly paid for VIP and when they opened the door first thing I saw was a fair beautiful girl stark naked dancing holding a pole. There were about 10ladies or more completely naked, with guys having fun with them!

I didn't bother to proceed to the VIP, I left in annoyance, boarded a cab and deleted his number sharply.

A guy who takes a lady to a strip club to watch other naked ladies and probably partake in frolicking with them can never be serious in a relationship! Quote me anywhere.

[color=#990000][/color]enyi nwayi bu ukwu nku............ see translation

Bestman111:
I love dat freedom. Have u ever seen a fowl caged 4 so long and later released?

I love dat freedom. Have u ever seen a fowl caged 4 so long and later released?

phunbyt:
Hmmm...before you continue get this right I'm not saying you shouldn't have a gf I'm just saying having one has its own odds and not having has its own benefits too so I'm gonna be quick about this...


1. You are free: yes that's my favourite. Everyone deserves a degree of freedom and having a gf might limit this gift of God and blessing of nature. Freedom to flirt,freedom to get drunk,freedom to look at any lady without getting "the face" from your boo.
2. You get to avoid "extra cost": for the rich dudes this might not be a big deal but the broke guys who have fallen into the cold and deadly pit of love and would do anything I mean anything to please bae are the ones who would really get this..."Bae I need money for this" "bae 2mao is val" "bae next week is my birthday"...jeez! Dis is so messed up.
N.B: some girls are not demanding but if u calculate the airtime use to call bae/boo and the transportation cost (cos some girls will say they can't date the guy next door) it's something.
3. Add yours I've exhausted my points gotta think about some other points
P.S meditate on this..."A kiss may ruin a human life." — Oscar Wilde

Pls my learned NLders I need help on how to get rid of [b][/b]belly fats. It's embarrassing me dat I hardly take off my shirt in public.
do anyone here know any medical solutions to it (cheap 1) herbs or western medicine. Thanks in anticipation.