Romance › Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by betterpikinn: 9:28pm On Oct 04, 2019 |
adonainana: Omo i have at least a lot of experiences. But i will share the top 3, chai i have suffered in this life.
So when i was in my first year of university, i met this girl at a friends house party, i liked her straightaway and already was thinking of how i could convince her to be my gf. So one day i said we should go clubbing, that i will buy her drinks and everything. Now one problem i have is that sometimes back then i liked to pretend that i am rich, so my plan to this girl was that at least if i pop bottles for her in the club that night, she would easily date me.
So the night started, i was buying buying drinks and drinks, all my pocket money for like 3 months i spent it that night. Then after like 30 minutes till the end of the night, she said she wanted to go to the toilet. 5 minutes she wasnt back, 10 minutes she wasnt back. Omo you should have seen my confused face, i didnt even know whether i should barge into the female toilet and bring her out or something. Like play like play 30 minutes she is nowhere to be found, called her, her number wasnt going through. Naso i realise say i don enter once chance oo, and sometimes nothing pains you more than a girl that you thought you was gonna go home with, but you end up going home yourself after spending crazy money. Fam till this day, i still feel the anger that night, like it even i remember fighting the bouncers for no reasons after the night cos i was so so angry at everything
Scenario Two Still on the same girl matter ooo, when i got to law school in abuja, i used to like this girl like but i was broke and didnt have money like that, so i sold my phone so i could have some change to take her clubbing in maintown abuja wuse area. Omo after we went out, thats how she got a call from her friend, aparantely she planned with her friends through text message that the friend should call her and lie that an emergency has happened to her family friend and she needs to leave right now.
Like Nollywood, these people were calling my girl and acting the script out that she needs to leave right now to go and attend to one emergency like that ( i only got to find out later the next day when she later admitted that she had to leave me cos she had another date the next day ) so she wanted to leave me and go home and sleep.
Fam tears couldnt come out of my eyes, i just fashied and continued living life but i was seriously ashamed and pained
I have scenario 3,4,5 etc
Scenario 3 too very similar like i will spend all my money on babe then she will say something like no sexxxbefore marriage or somthing like if we cant just be friends. One that pained me most was one very scruffy girl in my neighbourhood that i wanted to quickly do. Like when we were growing up, she was a very small girl, but you know sometimes when girls go to university, some of them change, so these guy jammed a yahoo boy and her story changed small
So this girls case was like that, once she entered uni, she was more of a big girl but i still wanted to smash her still, but this girl no gree ooo, the thing that was now paining me the most is imagine moving to a girl that honestly is not on your level like that but she still follow use you play bearing in mind the guys smashing her are like way way below your own level
Like that thing pain my soul like ideally i shouldnt be moving to her but i just wan do am cos konji no wan let me rest, but still she rejected me which made the anger even double like someone that i shouldnt even be talkng to in the first place, like it pain me sha,
Some things are painful in this life i swear
I am a mumu boy i swear Your third story confirms that u be broda wey mumu... |
Phones › Re: Facebook, Instagram Remove 800 Accounts From Nigeria, Egypt, UAE, Give Reasons by betterpikinn: 11:27am On Oct 04, 2019 |
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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Called Me A Stingy Guy by betterpikinn: 11:25am On Oct 04, 2019 |
enshi: Have been dating this girl for a year now.. She is on her Industrial training and would be in her finals next year. She is 21. To the best of my ability I try to be responsible for her especially in things I reason to be necessary..
We were having a little talk (argumentative) and she said I am a stringy man and that my love for money is on the very high side..
I tried asking her why she thinks I am stingy and she gave me an instance of a day I sent her money to buy fish for for us and that I didn't send an extra money for tfare ..
My people this is a girl I intend to wife. Right now I think she would never value my efforts and I see her as an ingrate.. Pls advise Indeed, I think you are. That girl would be lucky not to end up with you. What favour do you think you are doing for her by "wifing" her? you think she does not have better options? |
Travel › Re: Is This Extortion By The Nigeria Post Office? by betterpikinn: 11:38pm On Oct 03, 2019 |
J111333: Here is the story. I sent two laptops to a cousin in UniPort through the United States Post Office Priority package and paid about $120 for postage. Upon arrival of the package, the Nigeria Post Office called her to come pick up the package with N25k and I was like is this a joke or what? Is this how it is done or is this extortion and what can be done about it?
Cc: Justwise, DisGuy, Lalasticlala. That's outrageous She shouldn't fall for such extortion. They charge per weight and a laptop's handling charges should NEVER exceed 3k. She should ask to talk with the manager or threatening to involve the police or efcc... |
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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor And Masquerade Go Toe-To-Toe While 'Evangelizing' In Market Place by betterpikinn: 11:18pm On Oct 03, 2019 |
TruthinAction: And you use it. It's the superior dating reference. All others are also used in reference to that of Jesus. Jesus is Lord whether you admit it or not. I now know your level... It's a pity... Lastly, common sense should tell you that even before your so-called Jesus' father was born, a dating system was in place and still in use till date. |
TV/Movies › Re: 10 Disgraceful Attitudes BBNaija Fans Normally Exhibit By Tosyne2much by betterpikinn: 8:41pm On Oct 03, 2019 |
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Education › Re: International School, University Of Ibadan Suspends Student For Wearing Hijab by betterpikinn: 8:21pm On Oct 03, 2019 |
sesaan: Muslims are so problematic any where you find them Demented osu fool. What about you people's criminality life, isn't that worse? |
Celebrities › Re: Ebuka Obi-Uchendu & Wife, Cynthia Celebrate 4th Wedding Anniversary by betterpikinn: 2:04pm On Oct 03, 2019 |
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Crime › Re: Ghanaian Policemen Flog Man Accused Of Stealing ₦100k, Their IGP React (Video) by betterpikinn: 1:58pm On Oct 03, 2019 |
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Nairaland General › Re: 10 Slangs Only Nigerians Can Understand (hilarious) by betterpikinn: 1:54pm On Oct 03, 2019 |
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Crime › Re: Two Armed Robbers Below 15 Caught In Bayelsa, Face Mob Action (Disturbing Photos by betterpikinn: 1:48pm On Oct 03, 2019 |
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Crime › Re: Two Armed Robbers Below 15 Caught In Bayelsa, Face Mob Action (Disturbing Photos by betterpikinn: 10:36am On Oct 03, 2019 |
babadeee: iya ti e kuku ti di eni agbe Sin  Ìyá rẹ ooni sórí re Ọmọ òfo jatijati |
Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Prostrates For Ooni Of Ife, Ogunwusi At An Event (Photos) by betterpikinn: 8:35am On Oct 03, 2019 |
Niyeal: That's my boy. Oriade o GBE or Gbé or Lol |
Politics › Re: LAWMA Employs 20 Physically-Challenged Persons To Sweep Pedestrian Bridges by betterpikinn: 8:16am On Oct 03, 2019 |
Kpilo101: It will not be better for BUHARI and SAWANOLU. THIEVES!!! Lol This one is in severe pains and frustration 
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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor And Masquerade Go Toe-To-Toe While 'Evangelizing' In Market Place by betterpikinn: 8:12am On Oct 03, 2019 |
TruthinAction: History revolves around Jesus. Your birthday is made with reference to Jesus. He is the reference point. Yet you deny him. What do you think AD means in dating. We are in AD 2019. Can you mention the year you were born without reference to Christ? You certainly can't. So you acknowledge him indirectly as Lord. It seems you can't see beyond your nose. You think this dating system is used all over the world? Most Asian countries don't use it (China, Arabs etc) Nigeria and some other countries only uses it because that is what the slaves masters implemented. Use your brain! |
Crime › Re: 7 Pregnant Girls Escape From Baby Factory In Lagos (photo) by betterpikinn: 8:07am On Oct 03, 2019 |
ProudDick: Why are you igbos exporting crime to every part of the world?
Can’t you just do your baby factory in peace in igboland? Must you bring it to Yoruba land? The same way you brought kidnapping here. Now foolanis are masters in it. |
Crime › Re: 7 Pregnant Girls Escape From Baby Factory In Lagos (photo) by betterpikinn: 8:06am On Oct 03, 2019 |
AroOkigbo: On a public forum, just try sometimes and pretend to be sensible. Where did you see Ipob? Shut up! The owners of the place are said to be ibos Call a spade a spade. These people needs reform. |
Crime › Re: Two Armed Robbers Below 15 Caught In Bayelsa, Face Mob Action (Disturbing Photos by betterpikinn: 7:36am On Oct 03, 2019 |
babadeee: No son of a Palm wine taper omoale Ní ìyá rẹ |
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor And Masquerade Go Toe-To-Toe While 'Evangelizing' In Market Place by betterpikinn: 10:58pm On Oct 02, 2019 |
TruthinAction: He proved it. He died and rose again. No other religious leader died and rose. It is historically proven that he rose from the dead. He is Lord over the grave also. Follow who know road. He is the way, the truth and the life. Fallacy Tales by moonlight. Can you prove this story without making reference to your Bible? If not, you can continue to wallow in your fuckeries because I don't believe in your Bible. |
Politics › Re: Akinwumi Adesina Meets John Connors, American Who Sponsored Him In School by betterpikinn: 10:05pm On Oct 02, 2019 |
Dpharisee: Imagine Adeshina as our president, Ramaphosa would have been put in his place with exceptional brilliance. Let's continue to vote for fermented kunu drunkards and expect Nigeria to become Singapore No! He didn't achieve anything meaningful as agric minister so what do you think he'll do differently as a president? |
Crime › Re: Man Eats Burnt Body Of A Criminal In Delta State (Graphic Photos) by betterpikinn: 9:59pm On Oct 02, 2019 |
soberdrunk: Just look at the black race in 2019........  Are you colorblind? Brown race... |
Crime › Re: Iphie Alfred: Lady And A Man Weeping In Front Of Police Station by betterpikinn: 9:52pm On Oct 02, 2019 |
Let love rule... |
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor And Masquerade Go Toe-To-Toe While 'Evangelizing' In Market Place by betterpikinn: 8:11pm On Oct 02, 2019 |
TruthinAction: He was forsaken so you could be accepted. If you don't take advantage of this free gift of salvation, you will not escape the wrath of God. Then you will regret the foolish decision to reject Christ. says your storybook (bible) abi? lol |
Crime › Re: Two Armed Robbers Below 15 Caught In Bayelsa, Face Mob Action (Disturbing Photos by betterpikinn: 7:46pm On Oct 02, 2019 |
babadeee: You need brain surgery, Am very sure thunder don strike all your relative finish that is why you lack manners dear m0ron, do i look like your father? |
Culture › Re: Princess Inikpi Buried Alive, Sacrificed For Survival Of The Igala Nation. Video by betterpikinn: 7:45pm On Oct 02, 2019 |
Authoreety: Go and tell ur father and ur village elders shut up! LOL HYPOCRITE WON'T address the main issue here of how your god is no different from the diety. ALL BLOODSUCKERS Do u know how many blood sacrifices of humans that were offered to your especially in the old testament?? yeye hypocrite  |
Culture › Re: Princess Inikpi Buried Alive, Sacrificed For Survival Of The Igala Nation. Video by betterpikinn: 7:33pm On Oct 02, 2019 |
Authoreety: Wickednesssss
Thank God for Christianity... if not eh......
Why couldn't the bloodsucking deity nd it's stupid priests that asked for the sacrifice, perform the magic without sacrificing a human?
How can I even unread this biko?
For those of you quoting me be rest assured that if twasnt for Christianity, most of you could have been sacrificed on the alter of some of these deity with impunity shut up hypocrite what is the difference between your god and the deity? didn't your god also ask for an innocent man to be crucified on the cross? THEY ARE ALL BLOODSUCKERS |
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Talks About Zanku, Gbe Body, Shaku Shaku, Skelewu, Sekem, Shakitibobo by betterpikinn: 7:00pm On Oct 02, 2019 |
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Crime › Re: Two Armed Robbers Below 15 Caught In Bayelsa, Face Mob Action (Disturbing Photos by betterpikinn: 6:57pm On Oct 02, 2019 |
babadeee: They are still Teens, the beating is too much for them biko instead why don’t you hand them over to the police, sorry I forget say 9ja police self no different  AND WHEN THEY SHOOT U OR UR RELATIVE NOW, TONGUE GO CHANGE YEYE GO BORROW SENSE |
Politics › Re: Faisal Abdulrasheed, Maina’s Son Pulled A Pistol Against DSS - EFCC Agents by betterpikinn: 6:22pm On Oct 02, 2019 |
9jatriot: This man was called in 2013 to investigate how money was stolen. The identified the stolen money and then stole it himself. He ran away only for him to become homesick and return in controversial circumstances and joined the civil service.
Since then once you say let us fight corruption, they will tell you, what of Maina, finally he has been arrested. We thank the EFCC and DSS and I hope they fish out his sponsors within the government.
I wonder if blacks are designed to be thieves? WHERE IS THE BLACK? BROWN!!!! ARE YOU COLORBLIND? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor And Masquerade Go Toe-To-Toe While 'Evangelizing' In Market Place by betterpikinn: 6:10pm On Oct 02, 2019 |
[s] TruthinAction: Without the book you call a story book, the world would have been in the dark as to how
1. It was created 2. The first two man that lived. 3. Who Satan is 4. The existence of God 5. The origin of sin 6. The eternal destiny of man 7. The existence of immortal soul 8. Who the real man is. 9. The existence of heaven and hell. 10. The redemption of mankind through the death of Jesus on the cross.
Science has no answer to all of these. What science does is guess works. Science cannot test demons in the laboratory. But we know demons are real.
The fulfillment of prophecies contained in the Bible further strengthens it's authenticity. Just remain a doubting Thomas. You will not escape Jesus. You either receive him as your Lord or meet him as your judge. [/s] lol complete rubbish You are only making a fool of yourself; The book that says that; - The earth is the center of the universe - The earth is flat like a disc - God created night and day - The moon has its own light - The sun and the moon rotates around the earth - Rabbit is a ruminant animal. lol And the most intelligent one is the story of how Satan (that God created) took your god to a high mount where ALL THE RICHES OF THE WORLD CAN BE SEEN and asked your god (who created him and everything that exists) to bow down before him so that he can give him all the riches of the world  And how your god cried for help on the cross saying FATHER FATHER, WHY HAVE THOU FORSAKEN ME  How interesting  |