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Family › Re: Compilation Of The Funniest, Weirdest Reasons Nigerian Couples Divorce by bezimo(m): 5:58am On May 31, 2015
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OLUWAKELE OGUNDELE divorced her husband because he often defecated in their cooking pots after getting drunk. She told Agege Customary Court (Lagos) that her husband, OLUWAFEMI gets drunk every weekend. According to her, she can no longer cope again with the 10 years of marriage /[/quote]This is as disgusting as it is also hilarious.So alcohol made a man to see cooking pot as toilet bowl and seat.Lol!!!
Family › Re: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by bezimo(m): 5:23pm On May 30, 2015
mrdrizzy:
I believe the reason why most men cant satisfy their partner is not cus dey aint gud in bed,bt they just dont know how to fore-play

sharp sharp ya rod grows and u decide to borehole immediately,learn other means of pleasure..

When dem say watch beta MOjo ina no go gree,saying its a sin bla bla,now u don enter.smiley
This is no justification for watching porn.Its a wrong advice. The people watching porn have become addicted and cannot break loose but want to stop watching it and be free. Are you aware that watching porn has a negative impact on the sexual relationship between couples as shown from previous studies and from former addicted porn users.
Politics › Re: See What Patrick Obahiagbon Said After The Inauguration. by bezimo(m): 4:22pm On May 29, 2015
I would understand him better if he had written in French.
Romance › Re: Why Men Prefer Ladies That Are Above 30years. by bezimo(m): 9:13am On May 28, 2015
mizzochocinco:
3.) put a 25year old next to a 35year old guy and best believe me, the 25year old would probably give more memorable sex. A penis becomes more weak and it shrinks as its ages.
So you as a 35 yr old woman can marry a 25 year old boy?
Aluuuummmmeeeeee!!!
Romance › Re: Why Men Prefer Ladies That Are Above 30years. by bezimo(m): 9:13pm On May 25, 2015
I dont think a man of 35-39 years would see a girl of 26 years for example and prefer a woman of 32 years to marry, assuming all things being equal(Beauty, Character). It may happen but I believe in reality the probability of such happening is less than 20%.
Jokes Etc › Re: Picture Of A Nigerian Prayer Warrior Who Is Praying To Turn Water To Fuel. by bezimo(m): 8:47pm On May 25, 2015
Where in the bible does God say "when ye pray lift up Bible in one hand" Some people are just religiously hilarious.
Education › Re: David Oyedepo Foundation Scholarship Programme 2015/2016 Registration Begins by bezimo(m):
Education › Re: David Oyedepo Foundation Scholarship Programme 2015/2016 Registration Begins by bezimo(m): 8:27pm On May 24, 2015
Most of the Pharisees and Sadducees in this forum who delight in throwing tantrums at Bishop Oyedepo won't commend and adverise this laudable initiative to improve the wellbeing of others but if its his private jet matter.They come out to make all kind of statements to discredit him.
May God continue to Bless Bishop Oyedepo.
Politics › Re: Fuel Crisis: ​​Okonjo-Iweala Accuses Oil Marketers Of Blackmail by bezimo(m): 8:13pm On May 24, 2015
Her response is understandable.Even well said in the light of the exposed subsidy fraud last year (Marketers paid for fuel they didn't import).A cabal in the petroleum downstream sector is holding Nigerians to ransom.Madam minister don't pay any fake importation claim. Buhari must deal with that Cabal.
Romance › Re: 10 Things Ladies Do On Social Media That Shows They Are Runs Girls by bezimo(m): 9:30pm On May 23, 2015
Interesting and revealing exposition.There is this girl that is favourably predisposed to me and her to collabo as in Marriage things.But I noticed for quite some time her BBM pin is on her WhatsApp profile and most of her friends on fb are guys I think 85%. Hmmmm I'm thinking could I be dealing with a runs girl according to tosyn2much? Time to reflect, interrogate and escape the "one chance" trap.
Travel › Re: Why Applicants Are Denied US Visas – Consul-general by bezimo(m): 10:26am On May 23, 2015
eleojo23:
I envisage a time in Nigeria when people will not have to run to foreign countries for greener pastures.

Together we can make our own land green. It will not be easy but I believe we can do it.
This is a very tall dream, Nigeria cannot be better than the west until the leaders looting the collective patrimony of this country are incarcerated and eliminated.When leadership is wrong everything is affected and unfortunately it has being the problem of the African continent.
Education › Re: Photo: Could This Be The Reason Why Students Of Mathematics Fail Exams? by bezimo(m): 10:19am On May 23, 2015
The students that will pass the Maths exam, Do they have 2 brains compared to those that will fail the exam?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Join Me To Thank God Oooooo. I Have Just Gotten A Job by bezimo(m): 2:29pm On May 22, 2015
When the time of your lifting comes as ordained by God, things happen on their own accord.
Op I join you to celebrate and thank God.
Christianity Etc › Re: South African Pastor Strips Members During 'church service' by bezimo(m): 4:23am On May 22, 2015
The so called deliverance look demonic. Which kind deliverance would promote the exposure of the bodies of women? when it should be the opposite in a saner atmosphere. Very unclean practice under strange influence.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Brom Vs Chelsea (3 - 0) On 18th May 2015 by bezimo(m): 8:33pm On May 18, 2015
This Costa sef, why cant he just play his game without trying to infuriate defenders.I've noticed this stupid attitude of his, Costa caused that Fabregas red card.He is lucky this match has no impact on the title.
Crime › Re: Police Arrests 21 Men With 122 Condoms In Ibadan For Belonging To Gay Cult by bezimo(m): 6:33pm On May 18, 2015
NobleG1:
You can't blame gays or lesbians for being who they are. The same way you can't be blamed for being straight! They were born that way, the same way your were born straight!

Persecution and prosecution of gays and lesqbians should stop! You can't punish people for something theqy were born with and have no control of. This is a biological issue not a thing of choice.

Some babies are actually born blind or one handed or with one foot or as conjoined twins or dumb or deaf or smart or with difficulty in learning or ugly or beautiful or black or white or strong or weak or without nose or with three feet or straight or gay or bisexual or dead! Why should we persecute these babies for what wasn't their fault? For what they couldn't control?

Think about it.
You are a gay, and you are trying to secure public sympathy. What nonsense.Be it known to you that God and heaven frowns at that denigrative and disgusting way of life.You better seek deliverance from such unclean spirit that has clearly taken hold of you and your likes before it leads to your inevitable destruction either through jungle justice when caught or 14 years in Prison.Be it known to you that that ugly and disgusting way of gay life is alien to our culture in Nigeria, it won't be tolerated by a vast majority of Normal Nigerians and so be warned you better change or face the worst or better still leave Nigeria to the West where such decadence is allowed.We don't want further pollution of Nigeria with such highly demonic practices.
Politics › Re: Oil Platform Fabrication: Ijaw Youths Draw Battle Line by bezimo(m): 7:32am On May 18, 2015
Whatever decision is made, relevant stakeholders must be carried along or else, I forsee an inevitable problem.
NYSC › Re: Soldiers Beat NYSC Member To Coma In Katsina NYSC Camp by bezimo(m): 7:54pm On May 15, 2015
As a former youth corper, I know that those youth corpers that were beaten by the soldiers must have behaved in an indisciplined manner or reacted against instructions from authority, thinking everybody is the same having forgotten that they are dealing with soldiers. I am not surprised because we belong to a country that hates discipline and order. When you come around soldiers, you behave yourself and coorperate with whatever instructions they give if not you are left at their mercy. There is a phrase I used to know back then when I went through military training in my high school it is "If you do anyhow you would see anyhow" People must learn to avoid trouble by being orderly and disciplined.
Politics › Re: Kayode Ogundamisi Comes After Ben Murray-Bruce by bezimo(m): 7:04am On May 13, 2015
This fraud and deceitful personality called Kayode, a reprobrate blogger. Be it known that he was the person that raised the false rumour which was carefully machinated against the person of Bishop Oyedepo to incite public displeasure against the Bishop when he posted a post on twitter following President Jonathan Visit to Canaanland just before the presidential elections, according to his false claim which was later shown to be lies, he submitted that "Bishop said he would open the gate of Hell against those who oppose Jonathan" Whereas Bishop never said so at any time during the service
May God reward him in multiple fold according to that which he has done..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Barcelona: UCL (3 - 2) On 12th May 2015 by bezimo(m): 9:55pm On May 12, 2015
Bayern could have scored more goals and eliminated Barca if they were a bit more focused, concentrated and clinical, too many scoring chances wasted by Bayern. Barca seem laid back having won the first leg and were outplayed in the second half.
loose defending cost Bayern this tie.
Romance › Re: See How Nigerian Girl Rejected Guy's Proposal After Collecting His IPHONE 6 by bezimo(m): 4:26pm On May 12, 2015
I followed the post up and verified the post.I couldn't believe it.It is real. I checked up the babe to do preliminary assessment of her class.I was deeply disappionted that a guy can be so silly to buy a N150,000 phone for such a classless person. I think the guy is more of the fool.
From what I saw the girl na average, so what is the guying seeing, it still baffles me. Some guys sha. No sense of taste, dignity or decorum
Confirm by yourself
https://www.facebook.com/stephanie.okoye.376?__nodl
Politics › Re: Why Our Refineries Can't Work, At Least For Now. by bezimo(m): 3:04pm On May 11, 2015
The Cabalocracy operating in the downstream sector of the Nigerian oil industry is the PROBLEM.It is government of the cabals for the cabals and by the cabals.The cabals colluding with government officials to import fuel wont allow the refineries to be revamped and rebuilt.Over to you Buhari, please disband the cabals and eliminate their influence.
Romance › Re: 8 Expensive Items Nigerian Ladies Extract From Magas by bezimo(m): 5:28am On May 07, 2015
I think its allowed to spend on your girl after proving that she deserves it after all it spices things up in the relationship but for a guy to allow himself to be magarised and mugurised by a girl, he must be really stupid.

With careful thinking it always easy to see the signs of a girl that is out to magarize or mugurize a guy.
E.g she displays fake love and is always in asking and needy mode.
Communication pattern is strategic, she hardly would return calls and text and chat up a few times. It is even worse when she knows you like her she would capitalize to magarize the guy maximally.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Bayern Munich : UCL (3 - 0) On 6th May 2015 by bezimo(m): 5:05am On May 07, 2015
The way Boateng fell down was very hilarious I couldn't stop laughing.This is Team Messi on song unlike Tapipenaldo.(Taping goals and penalty master) Lol!!!!!
I wonder what Boateng children would think when seeing their father mesmerised and yeyerised by Messi.
Romance › Re: Only A Real Woman Would See This And Still Stick With You....true Or False? by bezimo(m): 3:58pm On May 04, 2015
[quote author=tafabaloo post=33392466]Only a real woman would see this balance on your account and still stick to/with you.

True or


This is a great idea.Since I have more than one account I can empty one of my account and pose as if I aint got money and make her see it from the ATM machine. I would then prove love and loyalty while she is unaware of my worth in my other accounts.
Investment › Re: Oil Marketers Holding Nation To Ransom,Says Okonjo-Iweala. by bezimo(m): 5:15am On May 04, 2015
Cabalocracy is responsible for this dismal situation.The government of the Cabals by the Cabals and for the Cabals.I hope Buhari can destroy and disband the Cabals operating in the Nigerian oil downstream sector.
Politics › Re: My 7 hours Experience In A Filling Station Today (pics) by bezimo(m): 4:42am On May 01, 2015
Cabalocracy is responsible for this dismal situation.The government of the Cabals by the Cabals and for the Cabals.I hope Buhari can destroy and disband the Cabals operating in the Nigerian oil downstream sector.
Celebrities › Re: Would You Rock This Denrele Hairstyle? by bezimo(m): 7:10am On Apr 29, 2015
Who isn't aware that his case is a mental case.
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Johnson Suleiman Explains Why His Prophecy On The Election Failed. by bezimo(m): 7:26am On Apr 26, 2015
Rayhut:
As usual you always use empty threat to cajoled your members, very soon you will tell them that if they don't believe in the prophecy your pastor will open the gate of hell for them or their destiny will be to die in penury, brainwashing things!!!!!! ha ha!!!!! running a risk because they are rxposing his fakeness, god to call him to take matter personal, na only him god sabi call, brainwashed dollard
It seems you are one of the few demented folks, for which it would make no difference cautioning.Go ahead advertise your ignorance, rant, and insult as you will. I think it makes you feel good.
What impudence.
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Johnson Suleiman Explains Why His Prophecy On The Election Failed. by bezimo(m):
I believe This man of God because from scriptures I saw some prophecies reversed.

1. God sent Prophet Isaiah to tell King Hezekiah that his sickness is unto death, Isaiah went and delivered the prophesy.Those who know Prophet Isaiah know that his words dont fall to the ground.but king Hezekiah did something(find out) and God for the first time reverse his word and sent the same Prophet Isaiah back to prophesy to King Hezekiah that he has added another 15 year to his life. This instance proves prophesy can be reversed

2.God said to Eli the Priest that his lineage would stand before him(God) in the priestly office for ever, but Eli children began to misbehave and Eli did nothing, God sent a prophet to warn him with this specific words I Sam 2:30 "I said indeed that thy house, and the house of thy father, should walk before me forever, but now the lord saith, be it far from me, for them that honour me I will honour, and they that despise me shall be lightly esteemed" Eli and his children died later in that chapter seeing God had reversed Eli prophesy.

These are proofs from the bible that prophesy can change depending on the actions of the persons such prophesy concerns as pointed by the Apostle.

It is allowed if you don't believe the Apostle again, but don't run a risk of your destiny by abusing or insulting the Apostle, before God who called him take the matter personal with you as he came against Miriam when she spake against Moses.Though I am not a member of his church, but I know a man of God when I see one.He is one of the proficient seers in the land.
Education › Re: What Course Is This Man Studying by bezimo(m): 9:28pm On Apr 19, 2015
He is studying Highway Engineering and Traffic Engineering.Lol!!!
Though this are fields in Civil Engineering
Celebrities › Re: Seun Kuti: “jonathan Knelt For Prayer• David Cameron Stood • Is Adeboye Racist?” by bezimo(m): 10:03am On Apr 19, 2015
The simple reason is that it is not in the culture of the white man to kneel down unlike our culture in Nigeria.

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