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Family › Re: Is It Offensive To Refer To Someone As Fat In Nigeria? by bezimo(m): 5:13pm On Dec 27, 2021
If you refer to a white girl as fat..you won't like the outcome oh
Politics › Re: COVID-19 In Aso Rock: Infections Traced To Yusuf Buhari's Coronation As Talban by bezimo(m): 4:34pm On Dec 27, 2021
But they were all vaccinated..so how manage covid still caught them...just to tell you this vaccine don't work nah scam.
Christianity Etc › Re: Dunamis Church Is Constructing New Road In Faggae, Kano (Photos) by bezimo(m): 7:48pm On Dec 19, 2021
Dunamis is not the first church to do this..
You often hear Winners doing road,RCCG doing road,salvation ministries doing road..but come oh I never ever hear say mosque dey do road..i wonder why?
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Attacks Bishop Oyedepo On The Pulpit (Video) by bezimo(m): 4:33am On Dec 15, 2021
stayclearofme:
Lol... grin grin pay back time... All our money wey you don chop. grin
You get money..lmao..which money..your change you call money.Abeg go and sit down somewhere..
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Attacks Bishop Oyedepo On The Pulpit (Video) by bezimo(m): 4:29am On Dec 15, 2021
buygala:
And this is the same man selling "Divine Protection" to his ~clients~ flock grin


While he collects their money to bestow them with protection of the Holy Spirit, he had to depend on ordinary men to wriggle him out of the hands of a mere mortal..

Physician, heal thyself smiley ...abi the Holy Spirit that is supposed to be guarding your flock isn't guarding you? huh

These pastor niggas don see us finish walahi undecided....he employs bouncers and known gunmen to guard him but gladly tells us how Yahweh is sufficient for the rest of us...as in millions of adults, educated and otherwise enlightened ones at that, listen to this fvckery and actually believe him grin

EFCC should start picking up these men of God because they are even worse than them Invictus, Hushpuppi, and those MMM niggas...They scam millions with the possibility of a hope and protection they don't even practice.....any small thing they start instilling a fear of criticism telling you "Speak not evil of the Lord's annointed" ... Lord's annointed that's is protected by Bouncers and known gunmen, is that one a Lord's annointed? huh ....Oga go and sit the Bleep down...Between me and you, if thunder is to fire anybody, it definitely ain't me undecided

I would have said "Thunder fire you Sir"....it's just that I have small remnants of a proper Yoruba upbringing which bars me from insulting elders...
I am a member of Winners for a long time not once was anything called protection or whatever or anoiting oil sold..stop spewing nonsense and blatant lies..like an idiot without sense.
Properties › Re: The 10 Most Beautiful Buildings In Abuja by bezimo(m): 6:15pm On Dec 14, 2021
None of these buildings are as magnificent as the glory dome of Dr Paul Enenche of Dunamis. The list is not complete.
Family › Re: My Wife Is Getting Me Angry by bezimo(m): 2:24am On Dec 14, 2021
jaksmillioniar:
hello room.

I have a problem and it is paining me. I am a matured guy who know what it feels like to be single and maried .

Most People mock me, but I got married.

We had a baby last year, a corona baby.

I am not ashamed to say that at my age, I am still a mummy's boy and she is my number one but I respect my wife.

When I wanted to marry, my wife Never agreed to having a house close to my mum's place.

I felt very bad but I want to make her happy so we moved far. My mom was angry as she knew my wife forced me.

When my wife delivered, her mum came for omugo instead of my mum, and that made her so sad, that she cried and ask if i am a bastard to let them steal her right.

I begged her. She came for naming and left the same day I noticed way my wife was acting rude too because her mum was pushing her.

I told my wife that mum is angry, let us visit her buy her a gift because her place is now far.

She kept saying that her body is not strong for 5 months after delivery and I thought she took me and my family as fools.

I got angry and slapped her twice. When she saw that I was really angry she begged me.

So we went and saw her we are all happy and settled all.

As my child reached 10 month, I told her to tell her mum to go because she's now strong almost to walk.

Her mum left but my mum wanted to come and spend the holiday as she had never done that since she delivered .

When I told my wife, her facial expression changed. When my mum came i travelled but she didnt cook for her but heat soup that was in the freezer to give her.

My mum hated that and she called me crying that what she did to her she won't do to her own mum .

I pretended nothing happened as I got back I bought things from a eatry for family so my mum left after 2 weeks.

I brought up the issue and she said nothing wrong in giving her food kept in the freezer that she gave same to her mum too .

I got angry and beat her up. I didnt injure her. all and some other thing . I love my wife I cant be beating her all the time she promise to change yet nothing. Because of bad character I refuse to take her to eatry.

she denied me sex until I slap sense into her.

marriage has challenges it is s not easy.
You are an abusive,immature and very stupid guy..you lack sense completely and wisdom on how to run a home that's why you resort to physical abuses when you want to have your way with that women.. I think she is unfortunate to marry you and you don't really love her.No man beats a wife he loves indeed excepy the love is fake
Travel › Re: Nigeria To Place UK, Canada, Saudi Arabia On COVID-19 Red List - SaharaReporters by bezimo(m): 1:12am On Dec 12, 2021
starbuck:
A case of DO ME I DO YOU and 1ST TO DO NO DEY PAIN
Second to do.Eye dey red
Travel › Re: Nigeria To Place UK, Canada, Saudi Arabia On COVID-19 Red List - SaharaReporters by bezimo(m): 1:10am On Dec 12, 2021
starbuck:
A case of DO ME I DO YOU and 1ST TO DO NO DEY PAIN
Second to do.Eye dey red
Education › Re: My Daughter Was Bullied At Faith Academy, Abuja & Sexually Assaulted - Parent by bezimo(m): 2:05am On Dec 08, 2021
Well I don't know what to say..but folks like me who attended secondary school in the mid 90s to early 20s.will know bullying is natural in boarding school,much less a military school that I attended. What kind of punishment didn't I serve from seniors, but when we were seniors we bullied the juniors in return..its am unending cycle..but bullying someone to the point of killing the fellow was a no no and that changes everything.
Family › Re: Marrying And Taking Her Abroad; A Regret? by bezimo(m): 4:28am On Dec 07, 2021
mrbenjame:
Please I need an honest opinion. I’m not saying there’re no good women. [b]But the rate at which women who marry their abroad hubbys and thereafter go to join them overseas and start misbehaving [/b]gets me very worried and sometimes afraid. The question is

1. How often does this happen?
2. Should a guy go on to take his chances?
3. Should he marry someone already abroad?
4. Should he settle entirely with another Nationality totally?

Guys make una input o make we know where we Dey.
I have lived abroad for quite a while and I can tell you that's not always the case with couples that relocate abroad or wife sponsored abroad..most of my folks here are all married and I get to see things. Some women are good and some are bad and you dont want to be unfortunate to bring a pretending bad woman as wife

However you still see cases where a wife is sponsored abroad becomes a total disaster making the guy regret his decision to spend heavy to bring his wife over..but why is this the case.
1. A number of 9ja women pretend heavy in Nigeria once she comes abroad and see that the system favours women, once she joins bad friends and starts listening to them and her mom more than her husband..the marriage is on the way to disaster as she takes advantage of the system even more than than white women

2. The average 9ja girl has the inherent trait to be selfish and self entitled and relocating abroad doesn't change that rubbish attitude,however the way abroad is designed is best optimized when 2 couples are jointly working together with all sincerity of purpose, rather you will see them refuse to contribute like the environment demands yet she will still fail in her duties as a wife..before you know resentment is building..then tension then abuses if not controlled police gets involved before you know marriage don scatter.
Travel › Re: Canadian Express Entry/Federal Skilled Worker Program - Connect Here Part 11 by bezimo(m): 5:42pm On Nov 30, 2021
Belle35:
Hi everyone,
A friend of mine got a job offer, please how legit is this ? Kindly see attachment
Comfirm fraud 100%
Education › Re: What Does Someone Who Just Started Phd In Nigeria Call Himself Or Herself by bezimo(m): 3:37am On Nov 30, 2021
joyandfaith:
Go and tell that in developed nations where it is norms for doctors to use the title Dr not PhD holders esp in healthcare setting. Even use of Dr title for physicians is more ancient than PhD degree.
In France, it is only physicians that are allowed to use the title Dr. If you are interested in academic title in France , you have to work harder to become a Professor.
Big fat liar..I lived in France and schooled there in a one of the grande ecoles(elites schools).
In my school, the academics who taught us all held a PhD and were addressed as Drs. So its a lie that only Medical doctors/Physicians are addressed with the Dr title in France..Academics that hold a PhD are also addressed as Drs.
Education › Re: What Does Someone Who Just Started Phd In Nigeria Call Himself Or Herself by bezimo(m): 3:32am On Nov 30, 2021
Thiwalade:
The earlier you realize doctor is actually a title originally designated for academics not physicians the better. Check the etymology of the word, it means "to teach" "docere". PhDs are far more qualified to use the title than anyone else.
Absolutely true.Some people should educate their ignorance.
Education › Re: What Does Someone Who Just Started Phd In Nigeria Call Himself Or Herself by bezimo(m): 4:17pm On Nov 29, 2021
kamtrix:
Happy Sunday all, please for those who have experience in these things, for someone who register for PhD in Nigeria but hasn't done dissertation and course work, or maybe even just started like 3 months ago, what is the title the person is to write on documents, some places online say PhD(s) for some countries and PhD(abd), but please in Nigeria what's the ball game? Thanks
You refer to yourself as either a PhD student or a PhD candidate. When I started mine in Canada 5 years ago, that's how we addressed ourselves. You had to pass a candidacy exam and a proposal exam before you can say, you are in there. Today I am a Dr. but I don't feel like one. lmao!
Crime › Re: Bandits' Letter To Zamfara Christians: Close Churches Or Risk Attacks by bezimo(m): 4:11pm On Nov 29, 2021
If Idahosa was alive..he will tell them to come if them born you well...come. How we miss the bold daring ministry of Arch Bishop Benson Idahosa.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On November 28 2021 by bezimo(m): 7:12pm On Nov 28, 2021
United dey 10 men.Chelsea wan kee united see pressure..useless united parking the bus.Come out and play chelsea
Health › Re: WHO Names New COVID Variant Omicron, Designates It A Variant Of Concern by bezimo(m): 9:54pm On Nov 27, 2021
Lovenorth:
Must WHO force this fake COVID-19 on us?
Globalist forces that control politicians and WHO are in control of what's happening
Romance › Re: Can You Marry A Fetish Priestess That Is Very Pretty? (be Truthful) by bezimo(m): 5:28am On Nov 27, 2021
Ahmed0336:
Bros, you deserve 1 chilled bottle of coke.

Beauty has brought many ladies into matrimonial homes while character has sent them packing.
True story
Romance › Re: Lady Blocks Her Boyfriend & Disappears After He Sent Her ₦2M Instead Of ₦200k by bezimo(m):
Davash222:
I can't still fathom why a sane guy should send 200K to a Nigerian girl for doing nothing.

I support the girl's actions. Whatever it takes to restore sanity to these SIMPle guys is totally acceptable.


The future is femail.
Many 9ja guys are stupid simps.You have no idea how stupid a number of them think.
Family › Re: Abroad Sisters, Stop Shaming Us by bezimo(m): 3:38am On Nov 20, 2021
ziondaughter247:
Nairaland men and their usual inferiority complex rant! So because you brought your wife over, did you bring her to heaven! Many of you useless men dish out a lot of shit to your Nigerian wives, half of these you can't even try with with foreign women! Honestly it is saddening to read this these kind of useless rants everyday. Travelling abroad is no biggie nowadays! You are not doing anyone a favour, if you want to marry from over there do so and stop insulting Nigerian women. Many of you obviously came from disfunctional homes where your father beat and was controlling your mothers.

I am so glad at the way you #AlphaApes go to jail abroad! Yes, you think you can take your uselessness from Nigeria to developed countries. they will just treat your fuckup! In all the countries(western) countries that are doing so well which you #AlphaApes are running to, have gender equality. In some of them, the women are even the presidents/prime ministers. But checkout retarded and backward Africa and Middle east, the useless men have nothing to offer except shouting respect, submission etc. The average Nigerian woman is really sick and tired of you apes. You have lost respect and relevance the world over, hence the regular rantings on nairaland. I can assure you that most of these AlphaApes cleaning toilets abroad that came home to marry women, did so because they are looking for who to bully and subdue. They take the poor lady abroad and start mistreating her, because they feel that they own her and they did a big deal bringing her over. Any lady that wants to relocate and still believes that she needs and AlphaApe to do it for her is a nicoompoop. There are serveral countries one can relocate to now and it's as simple as ABC, you can do it yourself. Lol. Gone are the days when travelling abroad was such a big deal. As long as you take your useless behaviour outside, they will keep treating your Bleep up and throwing you in jail. Bunch of nothings! Empty vessels.
See your useless mouth..you haven't travelled abroad yet insulting men who are established over there..no wonder dem no gree give you Visa.mtchw!
Romance › Re: Who Is Your Val? by bezimo(m): 3:25am On Nov 20, 2021
ziondaughter247:
I am almost 30 and I've never had a val! Honestly, I feel very lonely at times. I haven't even dated for almost 8 years. God please remember me. Let me spend val 2021 with my husband and son! Everyone in the office is so happy about today & i just realized how lonely I am. I pray next year's own will be far better.
Lmao how can someone date you when you have a toxic personality and insulting folks on nairaland
Travel › Re: I Need Your Migration Advice Please, I'm About To Make A Life Changing Decision. by bezimo(m): 3:15am On Nov 20, 2021
ziondaughter247:
Everyone here is screaming canada, hmmh. My dear it just depends on what you want. I still feel USA is the true land of opportunities. Yes, there are visa issues but rarely will you have problems if your normalize your stay/visa (even if it is work visa). i still feel USA is a far better option especially if you're studying STEM. Canada has a high standard of living but not many opportunities like USA. if you are really ready to work and still single, I personally advise USA. If you're a family man, then you can go for Canada. Also look at the long term goal too. It is far easier to get a quality job in the USA unlike Canada...that's just the truth. But ease of getting PR, then go for Canada.
You are still in frustrated Nigeria and your leg has not smelled Canada or USA yet you think you know better..lmao! Shut up let those that have lived in both countries for years advise the fellow in question not those folks like you still struggling for visa without success.lol
Crime › Re: Udoamaka Nwamu Kills His Estranged Wife & Mother-In-Law In Georgia, USA by bezimo(m): 2:22am On Nov 20, 2021
ziondaughter247:
Poverty has reset your brain! Do you think abroad is heaven? You are the typical example of the regular unproductive African man. That's why nothing works in Africa. A visa officer, probably a female visa officer stamped your visa to enter their productive country. you probably entered on a visiting visa after submitting fake documents and quickly married a lonely old white lady for papers. many of you are really shady and to think you come her to talk trash about women all the time, is very irritating. So you feel you are doing a woman a favor if you bring her abroad, because abroad nah heaven?/ Honestly, poverty is a bastard!!!
You are insulting guys that live abroad in probably a far more better life than you do compared to your useless country called Nigeria that you live in and no one will give you visa.lmao!
Travel › Re: Travelling Into Nigerian (MMIA) Is Uber Safe To Your Destination Within Lagos ? by bezimo(m): 2:18am On Nov 20, 2021
ziondaughter247:
Some of these abroad people and their exaggerated sense of paranoia. Noone cares about you! The important thing is that you should never show yourself too much in a country like Nigeria. This goes for people also living in Nigeria. Maintain a low profile and you're good to go..
You live in useless frustrated Nigeria in probably a poverty decorated area and you are talking about abroad people..will you keep quiet there. When you enter plane and manage to know what western world look like..then you can have the audacity to talk about abroad guys/folks..nonsense
Travel › Re: Traveling Abroad: Your Guidance Needed by bezimo(m): 2:13am On Nov 20, 2021
ziondaughter247:
This will be me in a few months. Amen! I will be traveling out of Nigeria.. Amen
So you never travel out of Nigeria..mtchw..yet running your useless mouth talking chaff at guys abroad.You don't know what inside plane looks like talkless of abroad..yet you run your cursed toxic mouth..Lmao
Romance › Re: Is Two Months Too Short To Start Asking For Sex In A Relationship? by bezimo(m): 2:04am On Nov 20, 2021
Deborah98:
So na because of sex keep you for that relationship and because of material gain made her stay. She's obviously manipulating you into thinking she's with you,the moment she's satisfied from ripping you off your money na den your eyes go clear. Well I'm not a party to sex before marriage but I'll advice you as a good friend, if you guys aren't in the same page please let her go. Don't be coerced or manipulated to do things for her simply because you wanna take advantage of her based on the help. It's okay to help but don't be used.
Thank God na woman talk am..on how obvious it is that oga is been used.
Romance › Re: Is Two Months Too Short To Start Asking For Sex In A Relationship? by bezimo(m): 1:56am On Nov 20, 2021
wfjimmytobby:
I meet this girl around September we got so close and have always spent on her, going shopping and all that and always tell her how I feel.

She do make demand from me and have always responded..but I suspected that she has lots of suitors trying to get her and even her ex..cos she told me he is trying to get back so I decided to demand for sex so we can get serious but she refuse and said she is not ready and that I should wait but she keeps requesting for assistance and even wants me to get her a new phone cos her previous phone got spoilt and all..

So I need your advice should I wait for her to be ready to give me her body and keep on assisting her or should I just give up on the relationship cos she might actually be trying to scam me or something?
She is using you period. In 2021 I can't believe there are still stupid guys like you out there that have no sense of value for themselves despite the massive awareness going on how men must stop tolerating nonsense.

She is a typical 9ja girl that loves to take advantage and finese guys for money and other material gains. I bet you 100%..you aren't even the only one.

Oga receive sense because you are a complete mugulicious odoryor and stop allowing one liability girl deceive you.
Romance › Re: Why Is It That Some Nigerian Girls Don't Like Flower Gifts? by bezimo(m): 4:50am On Nov 14, 2021
Kastonkastroll:
Is not a Nigerian girls thing. Girls generally dont accept or appreciate flowers like before. Even oyibo girls don stop to dey collect flowers. Dont know about indian girls sha
Lying liar..oyibo girls still appreciate flowers
Romance › Re: Why Is It That Some Nigerian Girls Don't Like Flower Gifts? by bezimo(m): 4:48am On Nov 14, 2021
She has not eaten good food..she is hungry and broke is it flower you wanna give her..i guess you haven't heard them say na flower I wan chop..lol

Na oyibo girl wey get her own money and have eaten well that you will give flower and she will awe it and keep it for decoration in her house..no be 9ja girl trying to survive.lol
Romance › Re: What Is Your Greatest Fear In Going Into Marriage by bezimo(m): 4:44am On Nov 14, 2021
Been with a pretending partner who changes for the worse after she enter my house..God forbid I marry such a useless disaster wife!
Romance › Re: Good Food Or Good Sex: What Is Really The Way To Your Heart As A Man? by bezimo(m): 2:45am On Nov 12, 2021
Neither..well behaved and understanding and peaceful giving wife

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