₦airaland Forum

Mumtwins2:
Hello house .. I am the PA, I and my husband have 8m in our joint account and we are submitting that .do we need to submit our personal statements again ? The 8m is fixed . Thanks s

Yes 6 months statement needs to be submitted with proof of funds to increase you chances.

Jay35:
Hello house
Please I have a quick question..
A friend just got PPR and he’s processing his landing in few days . He has 2 siblings both in the EE pool with low crs. Is it possible for both his siblings to claim family relationship (extra 15points) at the same time?
Please when best can they claim points ?
Can it be immediately After he gets his PR card or they have to give it time? Say months?

Oh yeah..they each can claim 15 points.
he will need PR card, birth certificate..proof of address in Canada(Electricity bill) to make that happen for them

I dey look this imo girl wey dey reason marriage with me.. I laugh..if she no wetin dey my mind ehn.lol..I have made up my mind to only provide only 40-50% of whatever list her people bring including her bride price..and I will tell her..to tell her people see wetin I get..do they agree or not...if not..they should find husband for her...bye..i am sure she wee kee them with annoyance if they don't accept whatever I offer.

The op has showed a way..if all prospective suitors can carry that mentality...there would sure be a forced change in the narrative of stupid cultures milking and bleeding prospective suitors in the name of marriage.

bastardmod:
That won't redeem you.

You are going into history as the most divisive leader in Nigeria ever, you reaped from institutional failure, and entrenched bigotry in leadership as an official policy.
Shame on all those who aided and abetted you in your power grab.

I'm glad to hear you preparing to go into the retirement of infamy you deserve. You will not be missed.

Your legacy is clear: incompetence , fulanization, islamization.

Thank God it's nearly over.

What a big shame it has been.

couldnt have been said any better.

Beverlyjean:
A friend of mine is in desperate need of advice... She had unprotected sex with a married man... Her fear now is that she feels it might affect her in the future because she knew he was married before she did it...

She regrets her actions... She said she never planned it, although the man had always been disturbing her, but she felt she could control the situation when she visited him, but one thing led to another after a couple of drinks and they ended up having unprotected sex.

The man in question is old enough to be her father according to her but she still doesn't know why she did what she did because at that time she was having relationship issues. She has ended all ties with the man but her fear is that if what she did will affect her in the future because she doesn't want her future husband to ever cheat on her

She is so broken now and confused... Again she doesn't know how her next boyfriend will think she's that type of person that sleeps with married men if he finds out what she did, because her boyfriend ended the relationship when she told him, although it happened before they met. She doesn't want her next boyfriend to treat her with disrespect if he finds out or make her loose her value.

Even Apostle Paul.. harvested the seed sown of stoning christians.. he is the only Apostle that is recorded that was stoned and left for dead..its impossicant not to reap the rewards of your hoeing adventure..even if you repent..your husband will still cheat on you..and you should accept that when it happens. God forgive sin but nor the consequences.. Karma is a bitch..its no joke. Or have you ever seen someone planting yam and harvesting Banana?

naijapips04:
If they were hired, trust me she'd have been dead by now.

Not really..if God say her time is not yet up..the mission will fail.. somehow somehow.

Penisman:
e be like say Netflix don dey mad....

Every Tom, Dick, Harry and even Pusssy wants to fvck with Christians... Is it because they are very peaceful and tolerant?

Offcourse what do you think..they won't try that with Mohammed.. saying gay Mohamed.. they will see something if they try it.

chewwie:
No. My neighbor was a member, I was invited, I went. When the ceremony was underway, the Ogboni people came in, took his body away and brought it back, his left thumb was missing. The ceremony went on as if nothing happened, although some people ran away

why they no go run when you see wetin pass your eye..you no go jakpa

Ogboni Abi reformed ogboni is a comfirmed occultic group nah..who doesn't know that..is not only Christian values it's Islam values.. No make me laugh abeg. who are you trying to deceive..my friend..we know way more than you even think we know about your group.

Rusicrucians
Grail message
Brotherhood of cross and star
Eckankar
Mormons......are all in the same group

They all have nothing to do with Christianity...I mean Bible based Jesus Christ saving, Holy Ghost driven true christianity.

isthatso:
take the lesson learnt into your next relationship, this one is dead. Even if he says he forgives you he never will forget and his friends will never let him forget. A man willing to "forgive" a cheating partner is either a weak man or only using you for sex going forward or never took you seriously.

it never works because a man never forgets!!

Hope most of these hoes get this fact.

Butterscotch92:
I know I'm going to receive a lot of bashing here but I don't mind as I'm looking for solution. I've been following other related threads on the topic and it seems most men don't forgive women that cheated on them.

I cheated on my man. This happened over a year ago when the relationship was going through a rough patch. Actually I didn't set out to cheat and never planned it.

In fact the person it happened with was a person I was confiding in when I was trying to get solutions to my relationship issues.

This person was my married colleague that I joined to work in his car. I thought I could get mature advice by telling him. I was weak and emotionally down and on one of such days of crying to him it happened in his car.

It happened like 3 more times because I go to work with him and come back with him. But I was overcome with guilt (because he was married and for cheating) that I had to stop. But my mistake was that I didn't cut him off completely.

I remained cordial friends with him since he is a colleague and I stopped joining his car. He also moved to another branch. He called occasionally to try his luck but I never gave in. Somehow my man became suspicious by his calls and one thing led to the other and I had to confess.

My man said he has forgiven but can't get back together again. I have been following other threads with similar topics and I saw that men find it very hard to forgive a woman that once cheated.

In this case I'm truly sorry, I have learnt my lessons and I can never make that kind of mistake again. I don't love the man in question, I never wanted anything from him apart from advice from the onset, I stopped on my own, I only remained friends because he was my colleague. I love my man and will do anything to keep him and win his trust back. I'm not a cheat by nature.

I'm heartbroken and filled with guilt and regret. I can't talk to anyone in my circle for fear of condemnation because I'm wrong in every area.

Please is there any hope for me? How do I go about winning him back? How do I convince him that I truly regret my actions? How do I help him heal?

See what male bestie have caused .
Guys hardly forgive cheating gf..thats 100% fact..to get him back will be very hard but not impossible..you will have to do something extraordinary that you haven't done before in the relationship and maybe get his best friend on your side..if you know him..he would be able to convince him that he should take you back.but that's no guarantee.. I feel for you because it's obvious you regrets what you did but maybe it's too late..or maybe not.

oz4real83:
Autojosh just exposed some of our celebrities and "acting bigmen group". We have seen from this post that u don't need to be a bigman to fly in a private jet. It is because our currency the naira is so poor that is why we see $3,000 dollars as very big. That should be a month's salary in some countries. May God bless us all to fulfil our dreams and desires.

Offcourse even more than that sef

Awol1:
Damn!

What a gut displayed by PUNCH.

History will remember you right for being the first media outfit to stand up against this tyranny and call it by it's name.

I hope Sun, Vanguard, Thisday, Leadership, Premium Times, Channels, AIT, and all media outfit will follow suit.

But as regards Sowore, he is on his own. He's a big fool being punished by Karma. He worked against GEJ for Buhari. Let him enjoy the saviour he heralded.

Now, you would wanna question why I can't get past 2015, it's simple. GEJ ran a government of vision with short, medium and long term visions backed by measurable policies.

I never benefitted from his govt nor do I have anyone who did but Nigeria was moving in the right direction. All indices were pointing positive.

But Sowore chose to amplify little pitfalls and made look gigantic. Let him enjoy.

On another note however, I really wanna understand the God or whatever GEJ is serving...

Dude moved from lecturing to Deputy Governor.

Something happened to the Governor, he became Governor.

Then he became Vice president.

Something happened to the president and he became president.

Now, all those who worked against him have tested a pill of their own..

Atiku
Saraki
Kwankwaso
Dino Melaye
Many of them.

Really, who is Goodluck Ebele Jonathan?

that's if they have not been bought..

Finally the press is reacting to the tyranic nonsense oppressive rule of the bastard bingohari.
Vanguard..thisday..Tribune. .all of them shold condemn the nonsense.

I am from the Delta state and I endorse the attack by ipob youths..So Niger Delta youth should better shut up there..bunch of rirafs.

All political leaders that are responsible for the sory state of Nigeria should be beaten and embarrassed anytime they set foot abroad

supercase1:
SHUT UP Eeeeeeee!!!local Brainwashed and gullible man who is claiming scholar scholar of oyedepot professional research scholars President general .... now listen to me u are so daft that superstition flows in your veins and family lineage so tell me say if a bird cries at night na witchcraft ODE u don't even know how nature operates that y u Africans are always very religious but extremely backward!!!!! listen to me they earlier u let go of superstition and embrace science the better for u!!!!!!!!!
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Get lost..i ain't got your time.Go find your mate to exchange nonsense ignorant trivialities with.Ok

Why should a married woman be sendng her picture to a so called male friend...Your husband has every right to be infuriated about your stupidity..like what were you thinking..

From sending picture to spreading leg for him in the other room Abi.. if your husband was entertaining conversations and exchanging pictures with another lady friend..would that be ok with you?

See ehn..you better keep begging that your husband before things degenerate to the worse in your marriage. When you are married respect yourself and your husband and avoid stupid suggestive steps with strange men.

supercase1:
Wetin u dey argue okay the bird na spiritual bird them send come and e con die abi!!!!!!!!! your oyedepo fit pray witch bird go drop die but outside Hilux and Prado of mopol and bodyguard armed to the teeth dey wait make them escort am
CHAI!!!!!! one minute sillence for your gullibility

Your stupidity is irredeemable.. Too bad.How many security Jesus Christ carry? Were they armed? Did they assault anybody that physically came for Jesus? I guess your spiritual stupidity won't allow you find the answers to this questions. Nonsense

supercase1:
U are a definition of an intellectual illiterate!!!! and if u attended a university u are a disgrace to the school u attended!!!just listen to ur daft argumenti guess u know nothing about human and animal science and facts!!!!!!u hypocritical superstitious fellows are reason why this Nigeria is not progressing so many churches yet so many problems!!!!! To u everything na witchcraft abi!!!KAI!!!!!!!!!

You are the 100% description of a misguided satanic reprobate daft..i am a research scholar by every standard practising in the western world were no one in your generation can ever smell.

I pride myself of possessing validated intellectual knowledge by the grace of God and also spiritual insights into certain mysteries about life beyond intellectual knowledge that unregerated spiritually stupid folks like you can never ever get in this life with this your stupid reprobrates nonsense mentality.

My claims are not superstitious but based on the reality of the events and my robust understanding of the significance as interpreted by forces of the Spirit way more than you can ever decipher.

Oh so many churches..so many problems..you which one have you solved who probably don't go to church? I guess none that's if you are not contributing to the problems..Nonsense.

ReneeNuttall:
Look what religion has turned you into,a disgrace to your generation. believing that a harmless bird is the source of your problems.
Being a living faith member doesn't make one as clumsy as you as u are.Not everything is spiritually orchestrated for God's sake...I sincerely pray u do not inscribe this your low mentality into your offspring.

You that is not a disgrace to your generation what has your infinitesimally insignificant life and spiritually daft mentality achieved in life? I am 100 % sure I am far better than you in every every respect..Fake ass lying liar member..[b]Life is first spiritual [/b]and if you are a genuine member of Living faith church you will no better of that truth instead deceiving yourself talking nonsense chaff online against the church like a sent agent of the devil..Nonsense reprobrates

Adams12345:
you not a living faith member but an agent of the devil, only a fool will believe you, living faith member are not fools.

No mind that stupid agent of the devil posing as living faith member talking nonsense chaff..

BarrElChapo:
Unfortunately they will doubt but please those of us who where there let's come and tell em' that of a truth the God of Shiloh is alive and that caananlad is a no flight zone for the devil and his agents

Don't mind these agents of the devil on Nairaland talking chaff..they don't know what's going on..They don't know Canaanland is a spiritual magnetic field and spiritual land mine ..any devil that fly across that place drops dead cheaply..they don't know..they think it's only that case..if they know how many evil birds have drop dead on that Canaanland ground..not one..not twice..many..they will be quiet.

I remember a service in Canaanland faith tarbanacle in the church a few years ago..maybe 5 years ago..on Sunday Service live.. 2 black birds flew into the church and drop dead without anybody touching them.. with blood on their mouth as though they were struck dead.

For the spiritually ignorant..Birds are symbol of witchcraft.. a normal bird won't fly into a church and die..no..it will fly in and fly out just like any normal innocent bird..but any evil witchcraft bird will drop dead if the atmosphere is charged with power of God. That's the simple truth

valarmorghulis:
Go and heal yinka ayefele and cobams, all this bird fall from sky na adio miracle

Mtchww..Who owes him healing..is Bishop the healer? If he needs healing he should go to where he can get the healing..nonsense

introvertme:
Translation

"If you are a member of winners chapel you will never ever question anything, just swallow whatever nonsense is being said."

What nonsense was said?..the only nonsense here is you and the B.S you saying..Rubbish

Birds are symbol of witchcraft.. if you know you know..if you have any spiritual sense you will understand.....A normal bird will not just fall out of no where..NEVER.To thinks that's a normal occurrence in Cannanland..you should ask why.

ReneeNuttall:
Mystery indeed,that's a bird whose abode was probably invaded,due to d large crowd and noise blairing from the speakers during Shiloh service.
If you have trees in your house or around your church or even in ur school u will notice that birds drop dead on a daily even bats.Does that make them evil?

Mind u I'm a living faith member but I do not subscribe to superstitions.

You are fake living faith member.. nonsense fat lying liar..If you are a member of winners chapel you will no better than joining reprobrates devils to speak against the church or God's servant.

ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz:
Knowledge is not wisdom

You can be educated and still be stupid.
To think these people are people's dad and mumy

You that is wise..how is your life better than the people dad and mum..radara nonsense

Person of interest...oh really...that epic show series of all time. If you know you know.

Mr John reese..root and Harold fich your help is needed to locate sowore and free him from the Samaritan evil Buhari govt whuch must be demystified...Bahahaha

vincentjk:
I'm hungry o
I want to make my hair o
Baby my B-Day is next month o
I want to come but no transport o
I didn't call because I no get card o etc...

Na their way

So true

[quote author=Ekpekus post=84663021]Arsenal the same yesterday, today and tomorrow..[/quote

Kendumazy:
Don't mind them, when some of them are tired of hoeing and are frustrated, they will begin to sell wig on Facebook.

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BabaAlabi:
Ra'pe is not a joke but what about stealing? A guy spends his hard earned money to take a girl out but instead of telling him she is not interested in any intimacy from the beginning she spends his money on food and clothes like a hungry wh0re.
That joke has been passed around since 2012 and no one complained but now that a celebrity is involved, his contract with glo and MTV should be terminated.....Bad Belle Orisirisi.
Summary-Teach your daughters and sisters to be independent instead of hoarding sex for money. #AshawoWorkIsNoJoke

Exactly don't mind those feminist bishes..they ignore the stealing fraudulent disposition of the long throat 9ja girls but then focus on the so called Rape..i am sure basket mouth was mere reposting a meme of what dating is like in the 9ja dating environment.nonsense. they should free basket jor