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lol!!!

Don't believe yet. Goal.com is crooked website.

Has anyone seen A Prophet ? its a french movie. It has to be one of best films I 've come across.

OK. I was exaggerating.

A newlywed bride writes her mother:

deAr MuM,

huSbandD wants se.x alL the TIme. He wAnts  it in bEdroOm, in the toilet, bAthrOom, kitchen,in the car. He wants it eveRywhere.

SoRry for the crOoked handwriting. hE is at it agaiN.

ADA tells her husband ADE , "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

ADE replied "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, ADE is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, ADA giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, ADE smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, ADE reaches for his cigarettes but
ADAl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives ADE
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

ADE rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

ADA nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, ADE YELLS at her,,


"Hey, its not a life sentence , OKAY ?!

I can't seem to understand the buzz about Drake. If I was given a free VIP ticket to one of his shows , I'd reject it impulsively .

So far I like just one of his songs and that is Killer feat Nipsey Hussle.

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spikedcylinder:
I didn't see the fist two parts but I got the feeling that they might have been interesting. I saw the third one because there was nothing else to watch.
Is it just me or did I notice hints of political correctness? Naturally, an evil person should die a brutal ugly death. I was expecting the frigging bear to get torn apart and his fluff and cotton all over the screen but the big bear only got to ride cross country on the hood of a bleeding truck? Is that the worst they could do? Abegi! _{Ok, maybe I'm the one that's too morbid}.
Let's just say the kids will enjoy it more.

yes u are. Remember , it's a cartoon.

Edge of Darkness.

I don't think I've ever seen a poor Mel Gibson movie.

He scored on his debut.

Schweinsteiger means Pig climber in german.

Bastian[i] Pig climbe[/i]r

Nice one.

one will never know for sure who killed Tupac because there is a big cover up and thats why I think he could not have been as result of a mere east/west coast or Crip/Blood rivalry. .

Sean Paul - Hold my hand

Hero Wanted

I'd be interested in knowing what the baby will look like in 5 or 7 yrs time.

dayokanu:
Regarding opening of new topics, You are now worse than mamagee and at par with becomrich and just slighly behind Hotfunmi/Aloyemeka

But mamagee seems to have slowed down.

the second coming of Michael Jackson.

morpheus24:
@All
Please you guys should do some studies on genetics. It is most likely the parents are carriers of the defective OCA gene which eliminates the ablity to produce melanin in both hair, skin and eye color.

The one in four rule will place this child in a good probability analysis to appear as such. you can see it is also likely the small girl in  the picture is a carrier possbly of a lesser form of the OCA gene as is evident in her skin tone.  

These parents do not necessarily have to have any European dna in them to produce this child since African genotype variations are older than european genotype variations. The same is true for sickle cell anameia

The OCA gene causes albinism only. And albinos don't have blonde hair and coloured eyes.

the parents are definitely hiding something.

This song is not as good as The Last Stretch or Who Dat.

Madam, who have u been sleeping with it?

Ranoscky:
^^^ GOD bless u for dis your comment. the most/worst killers na chinese. u just remind me of 3 naija guys dat was killed by chinese mafians 2yrs ago after multi milla biz transaction (cocaine). i can never forget dat deal. i no wan talk how d matter take go buh it's annouying mhennn, doz bas-tards ain't gat human simpathy atall, dey can even butcher u into pieces and dump your bodi particals inside the fridge.

But we still need to stop anyway.

I feel intelligence is my wealth
However, how enormous is Nas’ pockets is a pop quiz to gossipers
See me at the Oscars, lookin’ dreamy, hood opulent
Means esoteric, how I wore it
Exoticness makes you curious to see how serious my closet is
Shareholders wanna invest in that Nas stock, it’s just
We be on that real sht, luxury four-wheel sht
Niggas actin’ thirst on some just-got-a-deal sht
Ha, for that victory we will kill sht
Get out the way, playboy, this is real sht

- Victory feat Dj Khaleed & John Legend.