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hmmmm.... things dey happen ooo

Quote:
http://www.punchng.com/news/police-take-over-ekiti-pdp-secretariat/

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thecreativeguy:
Written by thecreativeguy




www.creativeguyhub.com/2015/07/10-reasons-some-working-class-ladies.html?m=1

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Why should I add mine when u have it all figured out

Interesting...

anonimi:
Don't be LAZY mentally ask the 36 state governors and 774 LGA chairmen what they did with their allocations for LESSER responsibilities compared to the federal administration.

Still unsure what Jonathan's FG achieved in five years? See the 15 pages of samples on the thread below-


https://www.nairaland.com/2117791/achievements-jonathan-sambo-administration-pictures




www.nairaland.com/attachments/2459746_fbimg1428082704929_jpeg6f4c0965838e0d57ca02df99a2f229e5

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Lazy? fifteen pages of lies and desperation common save us the stories

Aareonakakanfo:
http://www.punchng.com/business/nigeria-earns-n472bn-from-cocoa-others/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

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Where Jonathan come keep d money?

amakoro:
After all the work you’ve put into your wedding day, the last thing you want is an upset stomach, bloating, or a gas problem. Nervousness, excitement, and all the other emotions you’ll experience on your big day are enough to deal with – you don’t want to add to the problems by eating the wrong foods. We have listed a couple of foods to avoid before the wedding, take a look.


Caffeine
Water is the best thing to drink before your wedding. Avoid coffee, tea, sodas, energy drink, and other caffeinated products as much as possible. If you’re a daily coffee or soft drink consumer, at least limit the amount you have that morning. Caffeine reduces the amount of water in the body and can lead to dehydration during the ceremony – often a cause of fainting at the altar.

Salt
Staying a safe distance away from the salt shaker is a good way to reduce the amount of sodium in your diet, but salt is a sneaky ingredient that hides in common foods, like hamburger, canned soups, frozen meals and processed cheese.
Consuming too much salt means you'll retain excess water, making you feel heavier – a problem that no bride wants to deal with. Aim to stay under 2,300 milligrams of sodium per day throughout your engagement, and eat fresh vegetables and other organic foods as much as possible.

Sugar
No matter whether you're into real sugar or artificial sweetener, neither is very good for you, especially in large quantities. Consuming too many sweets can alter blood sugar levels, not to mention add girth to your waistline. It's especially important to avoid sugar-free candy, diet soda and artificial sweeteners; the body has a difficult time digesting the sugar alcohol found in these foods, leaving your body bloated and uncomfortable. Satisfy any cravings for treats in moderation with natural alternatives like raw honey or maple syrup, and unleash your sweet tooth when you cut the cake at the reception!

Starchy foods
Starches are also foods associated with bloating and gas. Stay away from potatoes, pasta, and rice on the day of and the day before the wedding. Corn and breads can have similar effects – try wraps or pita bread for sandwiches if you need a snack before the wedding.

Alcohol
Too much toasting before the wedding can leave you puffy, along with a sour stomach and pounding head, so steer clear of alcohol until the champagne toast at your reception. Most alcoholic beverages are high in calories and have the uncanny ability to increase your appetite, resulting in added pounds before you say, "I do." Avoid drinking alcohol in the two weeks leading up to the big day, but if you must, order a cocktail that's low calorie, like a gin and tonic, and resist partaking in a second round!

Spicy food
Eating red-hot foods like peppers before the wedding is a bad idea; spicy food can make you feel flushed, break you out in a sweat and give you heartburn, indigestion and bad breath. Curry is perhaps the worst offender -- a tasty ingredient found in many Indian-inspired dishes, curry is almost guaranteed to leave your pearly whites with a dingy, yellow tint.


Fast food

While fast food may be a quick, convenient meal for a busy bride on-the-go, it's important to stay away from the super-size menus. Since the majority of fast food is processed, it's low in nutrients and high in sugar, salt and fat, which can slow digestion and add weight to your frame. Cut fast food from your diet in the months before the wedding as much as possible, and eat healthy foods high in monounsaturated fats instead, like avocados, peanut butter and raw nuts.

Diary product

Dairy doesn't affect everyone in the same way, but it can give some people a terrible case of cramps and bad gas. To ensure you feel your best on the big day, steer clear of cheese, yogurt and milk, especially if your stomach is already tied in knots with nerves! Dairy products are likely to only make a sensitive tummy feel worse. However, before you turn your back on the dairy aisle at the grocery store, consider adding Greek yogurt to your diet; it contains active cultures known as probiotics that help digestion and boost your immune system.

Onion
Onions are anti-inflammatory and fight bacteria and infection, and they're high in polyphenols, meaning onions could help prevent cancer and cardiovascular disease. Red onions are even believed to improve the memory because they contain flavonol quercetin, an antioxidant that benefits the brain.
However, even though onions are good for your health and lend salads, sandwiches and other foods a tasty kick, they can also leave you with an offensive odour and very bad breath. Avoid this potent vegetable two to three days before the wedding to ensure you walk down the aisle smelling like a rose -- with fresh breath in anticipation of your first blissful kiss as man and wife.

feel free to add your own recommendation
http://amarachia..com/2015/06/bloating-foods-and-drinks-to-stay-away.html

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Another don't eat this, don't eat that theorist! I just can't endure not to laugh! So, all God created for us all to consume is now dangerous?

Nigga44:
hmmmmm

Yoruba

#spits#

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Na so your sense reach? You mumu o! What has tribe got to do with this? St$$pid tribalist

lagmostkuit:
So what's ur point?

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My point is you don't date a man because of his status. What if d man fakes his status and u don't have a trace of knowing his status? All these points stated by op is basically phantomed! Where is it in the Bible or Quran that man can't marry more than one wife?

lagmostkuit:
http://theinfong.com/2015/07/10-good-reasons-you-should-not-date-a-married-man-you-just-have-to-see-this/?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed

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This is the reason a lot of you girls are single and desperate after time has gone! Keep believing on all these thrash and expect to see a single man. People like you are very vulnerable to heart broken and reject

hmmm...

una go just go bring pix wey don over circulate for Facebook and whatsapp come Nairaland. I wonder if Moderators are doing their job brightly.
cc: Lalasticala

hmmm... something is fishy on dis post. it seems a cooked story

FavorofGod:
Thanks for all ur contributions. I think I'd just open a savings account without his knowledge and do a monthly standing order. But he knows my monthly pay and would know if I started saving, so I intend to wait till I get promoted later this year and then save part of the differential in salary. But as for this month and next month salary, my stand remains the same, until I pay my school fees.

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I think you should not. you said he took loan, what did he used d loan for? you said he spends money on un necessary projects, was d projects not yielding? you also said he spends on his family, don't he spend on yours? you said you foot higher bill of running the house, to what extent pls?

Vanquay:
you already made that poiny 2 mentions ago. What exactly?

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Abeg, just let me be.

Vanquay:
what is your f***ing point?

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Alot fucking wrong with this post man!

Vanquay:

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Vanquay:
At least thats one thing Religion is Good at

Thus Sayeth the LORD" Thou shalt not Quote thy Servant


NOR Ridicule his CLEATS

On a Hot Sunday Afternoon"

If you are reading this i hope you have a nice day filled with Radiance. Now go spread some positive Energy

Lies everywhere

I hope there won't be twist in this stories? there has been alot of suspected stories here n there but there has never been real prove. who is fooling who??

By d time Una run did country down with una selfish act
thievery una eyes go clear. Bunch of barawos calling themselves politicians, senators, ministers etc

Habisoye:
Hello House,
I just got an employment letter of the job in which it was an experienced position but I lied on my CV that I had d experience.
We've started the interview processes since last 2 months before I went for the final interview last week and I was called on Friday to come for the letter.

Please my fellow nairaland, help me, it's not my fault oo, but since there's no job in town, I had to alter my cv from the Store/inventory experience I had to Accountant experience. Now I was told to resume on Tuesday next week.
How woud I do it. Its an Accountant position.

And I was told I will be preparing Accounts by entering ledgers, cashbook and bank reconciliation stmt all in their software, both Excel and on Peachtree and even with quickbook.

Although I studied Accounting oo but I have Never worked as an Accountant before.
So please someone should just please help me in the house.
Wether to still go for it as I will be tested on Tuesday morning by the Finance Manager of the company, or to step back or to find someone that could teach me here in the house who is already working as an Accountant?

Plz advice accordingly, and if u can put me through within the short period, just lets communicate.

Pls, this is a big challenge for me.
What should I do?

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Well, just play along with all that happens. You did not lie, you only play smart. No one expect. A fresh graduate to have experience. Which is why there is so many unemployed graduate out there. But next time, don't lie. Don't. You know d accounting you studied un school? Don't. Panic. Put into practice. What U learn and play smart then be willing to ask questions and learn from anyone

Ishilove:
I know Lagos is a lagoon city, but this is just ridiculous.




http://www..com/2015/07/the-condition-of-herbert-macaulay-way.html?m=1

When there is a heavy downpour that is when the various 'secrets' of Lagos roads are revealed. There is urgent need for rehabilitation of roads in Lagos because the ones built by the past administration have gone to hell.

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Na today you dey pass through the road? besides, that road belong to Federal Govt. they have spent alot on that road but anytime it rains, na samething. undeground drainage is under that road but Nigerians keep blocking it with their dirts. that road has experienced alot. It has been like that years and years ago.

SWAGGAVILLAGE:
https://i.imgur.com/ZTWbpYJ.jpg

This is where the former governor of Jigawa State,
Sule Lamido and his sons now use as prison after
a judge ordered that he and his sons be remanded
in custody. A new office wing was hurried cleared
out in the new wing section to make this new ‘jail’
for the latest VIPs (very important prisoners). What
are your thoughts on this?

http://yesreport..nl/2015/07/see-inside-prison-photos-of-sule-lamido.html?m=0

Bloggers with lies

Interesting

hehehe

zinachidi:
www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/186537-nigeria-now-has-146-million-active-phone-lines-ncc.html

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we have over 140 million active phone lines. okay, let's do simple mathematics here...
out of 140 million active lines, 1 person owns 2 lines at least. that cut the total number to less than 70 Million, now, out of the 70 million one out of 5 owns 3 lines which cuts it down to less than 60 million, out of that 60 million remaining, over 20 million don't have phone to put their sims. na borrow dem dey borrow phone on daily basis. that cuts it down to what? less than 40 million.
Oya which noise una come dey make say una get over 140 million active phone lines which we pass have through needle hole a camel before we can use them. na by my window i dey so, dey look for network signal. yesterday, mosquito bite black comot for my bodi because i wan use phone.

SuperSuave:
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1.
Thou shalt not kill. —Exodus 20:13
Thus sayeth the Lord God of Israel,
Put every man his sword by his side.
and slay every man his brother…
companion…neighbor. —Exodus
32:27
2.
The first angel sounded, and there
followed hail and fire mingled with
blood, and they were cast upon the
earth: and the third part of trees was
burnt up, and all green grass was
burnt up. —Revelation 8:7
And it was commanded them that
they should not hurt the grass of
the earth, neither any green thing,
neither any tree; but only those men
which have not the seal of God in
their foreheads. —Revelation 9:4
3.
Lying lips are an abomination to the
Lord. —Proverbs 12:22
The Lord hath put a lying spirit in
the mouth of all these thy prophets,
and the Lord hath spoken evil
concerning thee. —I Kings 22:23
4.
And in the fifth month, on the
seventh day of the month…
Nebuzaradan…came…unto
Jerusalem… —2 Kings 25:8
…in the fifth month, in the tenth day
of the month …came Nebuzaradan…
into Jerusalem… —Jeremiah 52:12
5.
For by grace are ye saved through
faith…not of works. —Ephesians
2:8,9
Ye see then how that by works a
man is justified, and not by faith
only. —James 2:24
6.
Jehoiachin was eighteen years old
when he began to reign, and he
reigned in Jerusalem three months.
—2 Kings 24:8
Jehoiachin was eight years old when
he began to reign, and he reigned
three months and ten days in
Jerusalem… —2 Chronicles 36:9
7.
Moreover of the children of the
strangers that do sojourn among
you, of them shall ye buy…and they
shall be your possession…they shall be your bondmen forever. —Leviticus
25:45-46
Undo the heavy burdens… let the
oppressed go free …break every
yoke. —Isaiah 58:6
8.
For I am the Lord; I change not. —
Malachi 3:6
And the Lord repented of the evil
which he thought to do unto his
people. —Exodus 32:14
9.
For I the Lord thy God am a jealous
God, visiting the iniquity of the
fathers upon the children unto the
third and fourth generation. —
Exodus 20:5
The Lord is good to all. —Psalms
145:9
10.
No man hath seen God at any time.
—John 1:18
For I have seen God face to face. —
Genesis 32:30
11.
For every man shall bear his own
burden. —Galatians 6:2
Bear ye one another’s burdens, and
so fulfill the law of Christ. —
Galatians 6:2
12.
For all have sinned, and come short
of the glory of God. —Romans 3:23
There was a man…who name was
Job; and that man was perfect and
upright. —Job 1:1
13.
Two and twenty years old was
Ahaziah when he began to reign. —II
Kings 8:26
Forty and two years old was
Ahaziah when he began to reign. —II
Chronicles 22:2
14.
Submit yourself to every ordinance
of man…to the king, as supreme; Or
unto governors. —I Peter 2:13
We ought to obey God rather than
men. —Acts 5:29
15.
And very early in the morning the
first day of the week, they came unto
the sepulchre at the rising of the
sun. —Mark 16:2
The first day of the week cometh
Mary Magdalene early, when it was
yet dark, unto the sepulchre, and
seeth the stone taken away from the
sepulchre. —John 20:1
16.
And it was the third hour, and they
crucified him. —Mark 15:25
…about the sixth hour… they cried
out…crucify him….Then delivered he
him therefore unto them to be
crucified. —John 19:14-16
17.
Therefore, just as sin entered the
world through one man, and death
through sin, and in this way death
came to all people, because all
sinned… —Romans 5:12
Very truly I tell you, whoever obeys
my word will never see death. —
John 8:51
18.
Everything that lives and moves
about will be food for you. Just as I
gave you the green plants, I now give
you everything. —Genesis 9:3
It is better not to eat meat or drink
wine or to do anything else that will
cause your brother or sister to fall. —
Romans 14:21
19.
Then said Pilate unto him, Hearest
thou not how many things they
witness against thee?…And he
answered him to never a word;
insomuch that the governor
marvelled greatly… —Matthew
27:13-14
Then Pilate entered into the judgment
hall again, and called Jesus, and
said unto him, Art thou the King of
the Jews?… Jesus answered him,
Sayest thou this thing of thyself, or
did others tell it thee of me? —John
18:33-34
20.
For he cast two pillars of brass, of
eighteen cubits high apiece: and a
line of twelve cubits did compass
either of them about. —1 Kings 7:15
Also he made before the house two
pillars of thirty and five cubits high,
and the chapiter that was on the top
of each of them was five cubits. —2
Chronicles 3:15
21.
Answer not a fool according to his
folly, lest thou also be like unto him.
—Proverbs 26:4
Answer a fool according to his folly,
lest he be wise in his own conceit.
—Proverbs 26:5
22.
Let your light so shine before men,
that they may see your good works,
and glorify your Father which is in
heaven. —Matthew 5:16
Take heed that ye do not your alms
before men, to be seen of them:
otherwise ye have no reward of your
Father which is in heaven. —Matthew
6:1
23.
And [Judas] cast down the pieces of
silver in the temple, and departed,
and went and hanged himself. —
Matthew 27:5
Now [Judas] purchased a field with
the reward of iniquity; and falling
headlong, he burst asunder in the
midst, and all his bowels gushed
out. —Acts 1:18
24.
Think not that I am come to send
peace on earth: I came not to send
peace, but a sword. —Matthew 10:34
These things I have spoken unto you,
that in me ye might have peace. —
John 16:33
25.
And of every living thing of all flesh,
two of every sort shalt thou bring
into the ark. —Genesis 6:19
Of every clean beast thou shalt take
to thee by sevens, the male and his
female: and of beasts that are not
clean by two, the male and his
female. —Genesis 7:2
26.
And after six days Jesus taketh
Peter, James, and John his brother,
and bringeth them up into an high
mountain apart… —Matthew 17:1
And it came to pass about an[b] eight
days after [/b] these sayings, he
took Peter and John and James, and
went up into a mountain to pray. —
Luke 9:28
27.
Then said Jesus unto him, Put up
again thy sword into his place: for all
they that take the sword shall perish
with the sword. —Matthew 26:52
Then said he unto them, But now, he
that hath a purse, let him take it, and
likewise his scrip: and he that hath
no sword, let him sell his garment,
and buy one. —Luke 22:36
28.
Therefore Michal the daughter of
Saul had no child unto the day of her
death. —II Samuel 6:23
But the king took the two sons of
Rizpah…and the five sons of Michal
the daughter of Saul. —II Samuel
21:8
29.
…the King of kings, and Lord of
lords; Who only hath immortality,
dwelling in the light which no man
can approach… —I Timothy 6:15-16
The Lord reigneth; let the earth
rejoice… clouds and darkness are
round about him. —Psalms 97:1-2
30.
Rejoice not when thine enemy falleth,
and let not thine heart be glad when
he stumbleth: —Proverbs 24:17
The righteous shall rejoice when he
seeth the vengeance: he shall wash
his feet in the blood of the wicked.
—Psalms 58:1
Atheists should keep off this thread pls

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I don't really have to blame you on this matter. d reason is because u r getting ur self deluded.
Also, I blame this on all these new generation pastors that always twist and turn bible to suite their brainwashing of their church members.

Pchidexy:
Quite lame!

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SuperSuave:
This is not the first time I noticed some bible verses are actually saying the opposite of another. Isn't the gospel supposed to be preached in one accord? I first noticed that Jesus Christ actually turned water into wine(alcoholic wine not fruit wine cos my Yoruba bible says "oti wine" which means Jesus somehow endorses wine. In the same Bible again I saw in Galatians(can't remember the chapter and verse), where the fruits of the flesh were listed, drunkenness was listed also.

Another thing that ultimately made no sense was the whole Old Testament/New Testament conundrum. God actually changes his mind? In Leviticus, God lays down a bunch of laws and calls them “everlasting.” Then in the New Testament, we suddenly hear this:

For if that first covenant had been faultless, there would have been no occasion to look for a second. —Hebrews 8:7

Another one was when God brought a sheet unto Peter which contained various four-legged and two-legged animals and beasts of different kind, then God told Peter to arise, kill and eat. Peter refused saying he cannot eat unclean things, God rebuked him by saying how can he(Peter) call the things He(God) created unclean?

And later I read another verse where God outlined the forbidden animals, birds and beasts we should not eat.

I was confused, so I went online to checkout if there are more Bible verses that contradicts one another, the ones I found are listed below[/font][/size][/b][/color]


Atheists should keep off this thread pls

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you are talking nonsense. bible is complete and everything in it is complete. yes, Jesus turned water to wine. mind you, anything wine must contain alcohol.
... Galatians 5 talked about the fruits of the spirit, it did not say "dont drink wine" what it stated was DRUNKENNESS. let's always read with open mind abeg.
God said "thou shall not kill" but that passage that states ppl should start killing, did u read it all? did u read the build up to that passage?
Please go ask for forgiveness.

ebosie11:
White wedding in Nigeria is usually an occasion of joy where people eat whatever they like.

There is usually all varieties of food that accompany the occasion.Usually in the villages where many people are poor,some people attend wedding because of food.Some even go with bags to gather food and take them home.

When such people hear about wedding,they start making preparations for weeks before the wedding.I won't blame because life is damn difficult for many people.It is all about making the best use of any opportunity that comes your way.

A couple that held their wedding recently in TIV land,Benue state, Nigeria surprised many people by serving them food with a packet of condom on top of each food probably because of the high rate of HIV in TIV land.

Source: http://trezzy2..com/2015/07/see-food-couple-served-their-guests-at.html

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You don finish with ya fake tori? I wonder when Nigerians go quit telling lies. you bring pix wey don circulate whatsapp and facebook come claim it happened in Benue. smh for una bloggers oo

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see story! na 150k be bail? which police station be dat? the story is questionable