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Una beta stop to dy use blackberry phone cos its 4 people in blakberry kingdom to dy ping on the latest mission

uniqueval: What's the name of this movie...

devil on the pulpit

wordpress is reali ok bt hav nt try joomla cos i ain't getin the install,bt am lovin wordpress.

seriously girls need to be very very careful nd prayerful.God help us and may her soul rest in peace.

190: Try 7UP with SALT

Thats what i gave BABE to terminate her last pregnancy

i wonder why ur mama been no terminate ur pregnancy,u 4 no cum get chance to dy terminate peoples own nw.

i dey go surf 4 anansa river now now,abeg who go come take the underwater photograph make we post am 4 nairaland.

na wao,i no go yarn till den

hay sal: Jesus christ of kwara state......dis shit made first page

na kwara state jesus 4rm nw,that mean jesus is my brother cos am 4rm kwara state also

congratulation mama hotonu,she is a very nice woman

warefa,i dey calabar dey chop my garri nd afang soup jeje,anything wey any pastor talk na jingle nd i no buy am nd anyhow wey dem like make dem kill dos cow wey no want western education e no consine me,ma own be say make dem stil dey transport dos ata rodo,tatase,tomato nd onions make i dy use tidy my soup.

aburo7: The sons look so much like Fela himself

4real,he is the sons cos dat lil boy is not one.

DaProff001: where is made kuti's pic nw?(btw made is femi kuti's only legitimate child)

e be like say Google stil dey function,abi dem don scrap am ni.

PortHarcourtBoy: All these ADULT MALE wey dey say "She looks cute"...I hope una Banana never begin jump inside una goodie bags?

mumu ni eleyi sha,adorin d gal don turn to sexual admirin 4 ya cockroach brain.

azimibraun: So dis is how fela chose to come back and run tins tru dt lil dude in Green? Ok o! Welcome back legendary Fela.

fela cum back full to tackle IBB nd OBJ but am sure GEJ is nt left out.

angelamina: d beautiful once r nt yet born!! cute gal!

wen dem go cum born d beautiful one nd who go born dem?

Policewoman: IS THAT A CAKE?

NO ITS NT A CAKE BUT A POLICE STATION.

koolet: Pls wat ov obasanjo, omi`epon, sangobunmi, jegede, fadeyi, Abija, Laludè nd co

mehn u got me laffin,they should hav naméd u one out of that mention names but omi epon go fit u wella.u nt okay at all.

[quote author=H-Star89]where was that pic taken?[/quote]ur village,,am sure ur village people must be doing u 4 askin such question.

SITogira: Please help me, i bought a new airtel modem but i dont know how to reharge and also how to get 3G bonus of new modem

na airtel office be this?

Tolexander: you should have started by telling us your own story!



There was this young pretty gurl that was 6years old then in my class, primary 2. I was just 7years. She stayed not far from the school and her house was by my route to our primary school. She did sit between the headmistress son and i.
I loved talking to the gurl but she wouldn't give me any attention, she always prefered playing with the headmistress' son like many other pupils in the class.
One day, i discovered during the break, these my sitting partners(the gurl and headmistress' son) left the class together and moved towards the school library. I jealously thought in my mind where my sitting partners were going and started stalking them. Latter they entered into the school library where many school pupil hardly went during the break cos they would try to get themselves something to eat.
I waited outside for 5minutes and just banged in, saw them in between the table and chair at the last end of the library with the guy having his short half drawn down leaning on the gurl with her paint off. I told them God catch you today! i will tell uncle. They started pleading with me and i told them the only condition i wouldn't tell uncle which is i would have my own sex with the gurl. They consented to my condition and started with the gurl when the headmistress son was done.
I discovered the headmistress son had disappeared and the next thing i saw were our mates coming towards us. The god forsaken headmistress son had gone to tell them the gurl and i were having sex.
They reported us to the headmistress and the next thing to bring our parents the following day after beating a hell out of us.
We told our mates that the headmistress son was there but they wouldn't listen cos they very like the headmistress son and wouldn't rope him in.

u dy mad o,u don spoil 4rm 7yr,na only God knw hw many girl u don smack.

gramci: So touching

wetin u dey touch?

AK 48: Hmmm

i like u jor cos u be good nigerian,jst go drink water sleep cos u get ur own cross wey u dy carry.

dayokanu: Is he still alive?

no he is not,u no see say na im corps dem wan go dump 4 mogue but im eye stil dy winks cos im na badest guy nw.

Osama10: The guy has been drilled seriously.

na borehole?

payless: What happened to his eyes?

na greatest slaps and beatin wit condo olopa happened to his eyes..are u okay nw?

paddy4destiny: Learn Java. Work at freelancer.com or elance.com

hey dude,reali nid to chat wit u.bidexolumanish1@yahoo.com

go dey sell weed 4real dude inside campus,walai u don rich.

Why dem no go kill police,sebi na empty gun without bullet dem dey carry waka

Am hungry jor,make i go sip my ijebu garri.#yawn#

Fhemmmy: Nice goals but what happened if not achieved, the man should go and commit suicide?

nice question jare.