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Fairgodwin: I love this. The part that really got me all laughing was, "if teachers taught why don't preachers praught?" .... Guy u go kill pesin.

But seriously, how can I bookmark this pls?

hehehe glad it made u laugh cos every 60sec we spend unhappy is a min of happiness we can never get back...as for d bookmarkin issue depends on d app ur using..is it pc or mobile??

Oboy na so people foolish reach??:/

SELENAqueensy: Nice

thanx buh u did quote all d post..kinda weird sha

Abeg wat use is ur natural nails going to do for us here on nairaland

@op since u av d rules of becoming famous how come i av never heard of u b4 even for fp self i never smell ur name,y na

Scam alert...link oshi

Dimples ko nipplex ni

pls i nid fairly used mtn recharge card #100...MAD ko CRAZY ni

Hahahaha...DRY..mtshww

Dubby6: Nice interesting post

abi,waiting on d mod to do d needful

sam2sam: GO AND DIE.

oga today na Sunday naa

Join her noni afterall she no b my wife

Nawa o

ENGLISH IS A CRAZY LANGUAGE

HERE IS A LIST OF CRAZY THINGS ENGLISH LANGUAGE SAID AND MY OBSERVATIONS


There is no EGG in EGGPLANT nor HAM in HAMBURGER;neither APPLE nor PINE in PINEAPPLE...ENGLISH MUFFINS weren't invented in ENGLAND..QUICKSAND works slowly,BOXING RINGS are SQUARE,and a GUINEAPIG is neither from GUINEA nor is it a PIG.:>

And why is it that WRITER WRITES but FINGERS don't FING,GROCERS don't GROCE and HAMMERs don't HAM?..Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make AMENDS but not one AMEND??.if TEACHERS TAUGHT,why didn't PREACHERS PRAUGHT??..if a VEGETARIAN eats VEGETABLES,what does a HUMANITARIAN eat??

In what other language do people RECITE at a PLAY and PLAY at a RECITAL??,We SHIP by TRUCK but send CARGO by SHIP..We have NOSES that RUN and FEET that SMELL..We PARK in a DRIVEWAY and DRIVE in a PARKWAY (ain't it crazy??)..And how can a SLIM CHANCE and a FAT CHANCE be the same,while a WISE MAN and a WISE GUY are opposites??

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your HOUSE can BURN UP as it BURNS DOWN,in which you FILL IN a form by FILLING IT OUT,and in which an ALARM goes OFF by GOING ON.

And,in closing,if father is POP please how come mother is not MOP??..lol happy Sunday peeps

#BIGWIG

naijaobi: what we were told back then was that palm oil causes malaria.. Smh

cha dem turn us to ode noni does days...chai.

Wat is dis topic all about self

B4 ppl begin to circulate pirated,cheap, and unauthorised NEW YEAR greetings, i wish u and ur family an original HAPPY NEW YEAR wit NAFDAC registratn number 01-01-2014!!!,

To God Almighty = I say Thank my true friends = I appreciate u all.To those who showed me love = I'm grateful.To those who hurt me = I forgive those I really hurt = I'm so sorry.To those who challenged me = lets do it again.To those I showed love to = I still love u.THANK U ALL 4 MAKING 2013 A FRUITFUL YEAR 4 ME.WISHING U A PROSPEROUS 2014

#BIGWIG

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This taxi is collecting every- one I love. Please jump in. Its on the way to 2014,...

Don famous: Nice

thanx

Cool die

oluswaggz: Nice one bro

thanks boss

Edwardhead: is it true I appear on front page?

no u appear for toilet ODE

Guy make i no lie,i no read am oo all i just wan do na to comment cos of fp...

Oya tap joke

One day, two young boys were in the field, staring at a lady bathing.
Then the first boy started running and so did the second one.
When they stopped the second one asked:
"Why are you running like a mad person?"
Then the other replied, "It's because my mother said that if I ever look at a naked woman's body, I will turn into stone and I felt something getting hard in my pants.".

#BIGWIG

Patricks Obahiagbon’s girlfriends phone rings

Patrick Obahiagbon : Mary, your cellular gadget has intercepted
some electromagnetic waves and is currently summoning your
attention

Mary: What ?

Patrick Obahiagbon:yourphone is ringing

Mary : i am in the shower sweety,please answer it for me

Patrick Obahiagbon: hello….

CALLER: Ndandeko na Mary (NYANJA).

Patrick Obahiagbon: your lingual is foreign to my cochlea. Please
utter alphabets in a universal manner so that I can derive sense from
this dialogue

CALLER: where is Mary ?

Patrick Obahiagbon: Mary is currently interacting with a hot shower in my master bedroom that is located at the attic section of my bungalow. She cannot commence dialogue with u as her phone is
not water proof like the one I own which can receive calls even while
i’m submerged in my marbled Jacuzzi.

CALLER: who is this ?

Patrick Obahiagbon: do you have air-time of N100 , 000 and above?
any airtime below that amount is not enough to permit me to finish
explaining to u who I am via the phone as my accolades are too
numerous. But to comprehend me better, visit any bookshop near
you and purchase a book titled “knowing professor Obahiagbon, the
individual with English PHD’s whose number exceeds the mythical
lives of a cat”..i authored it when I was senator in the previous
regime

CALLER: who are you to mary ?

Patrick Obahiagbon: I am the individual whom Mary surrenders to
her fauna in absentia of clothing…..

CALLER: come again ?

Patrick Obahiagbon: Yes I am the individual who relays copulative
sensations to Mary’s pelvic areas

CALLER: say that again i i don’t understand ?

Patrick Obahiagbon: I am the individual who exposes Mary’s lower
limbs to mirror an obtuse angle . I’am Mary’s boyfriend,And who are
u ?

CALLER: its Mary’s mother
Patrick Obahiagbon:oh good morning ma, how home

Patrick Obahiagbon: hello mama I dey greet na,abeg no vex

caller: ODE so u sabi pidgin self

#BIGWIG

Nawa oo anyways if you have anything against me, its only 6days to 2014. Pls, lets settle it once and for all today... meet me at TESLIM BALOGUN STADIUM with your boxing gloves... happy boxing day! .

#BIGWIG

*zooms pic * see punnay abeg anybody get versline for here

joromi: Creative but Ugly

*slaps him*ode pls post pictures of ur beautifully created wooden cards abi u tink say e easy to cave wood?.

.

Chai life is really useless and can turn around to be really sour for people flexin b4.

Anyways RIP in Advance to all the Chickens, Goats and Cows that would be killed 2morro...
Pls Accept my Condolences

#BIGWIG